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Well If there's a limited amount of space I'll just sleep outside. If I can even sleep. This is a new body for me and I'm not sure if I can eat. When I used these golems in the past I never had to take care of them. They just seemed content with doing their jobs.
Except the advanced ones. I trust them about as far as I can throw thefattestsnorlax. I suppose I oughta get to work with expelling those pirates. I just need some materials to get started. *chuckles to self* |
Ill loot the local gun and ammo store for you to take care of the pirates. Or would you prefer non-lethals? I can you get whatever.
Im not fading! Its just that when I decide to sleep (I dont have to, but sleeping is fun and it makes me feel normal), but spirit form dulls and flickers a bit. |
No don't kill them. Sedation may be necessary, but I respect them enough to leave them alive, despite the damage to my room. I kinda formed a bromance with the captain. He also gave me a silver dollar. Those things are rare. :)
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I still find those space pirates to be quite suspicious, so I don't trust them.
Anyone want to help me look for their spaceship? |
Ill steal some non-lethals and hack some satellites for you guys!
As for the space ship, the satellite located it somewhere in the forest behind our mansion, but I can't pinpoint the exact location. |
Bodacious Space Pirates?
Don't mind me, I just moved into the basement. |
That's fine, there's plenty of space there.
Uh, guys? 100greenmen is on fire! |
Probably the space pirates using their new flamethrower that I may or may not have helped them build.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! If I'd been able to put my body into a stone golem this would never have happened! Somebody put it out or I'll melt! Or get me to the pool! I Don't want to melt again!
Why would you help them build a flamethrower badsheep? WHY?!? |
Sometimes being a ghost can be a little boring and I have experience building flamethrowers from when I was alive. Its a long story if you want to hear.
I wasnt thinking about the consequences, sorry. If ya want, Ill build them a giant water gun and to put you out. Anyways, your kind of golem can be melted, but it takes about a week, so I have time. |
Please make one soon! I might not die soon but this really hurts! I'll try to make my way to the pool if you don't get the water gun made in time! OOOOOOOOW!!!
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Calm down, I found a much faster way to get you extinguished. And trust me, it's actually more convenient and a lot less painful than diving into the pool. I asked the pirates to build what I will call a 'human washing machine' it's a special kind of washing machine, as it can wash basically ANYTHING. so with that water, I'm sure you will be fine.
*puts GM into the washing machine* Now lets-wait, the washing machin is working already? No! Someone must have done wrong! I didn't do anything, I swear! BadSheep, did you do it!? |
Cue explosions and mad cackling from the basement.
"AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" More cackling, so on and so forth. |
*Pushes open the washing machine as it slows down* *Heavy breathing* Hold on a sec I... *100greenmen faints*
*NidoKingdra receives 1274 XP* *Meem_of_Hatred also received 1274 XP* *The pirates received a boosted 1592 XP* |
Guys, I have cookies. Want some?
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Meanwhile in the basement--
--NidoKingdra is working on an eerie machine Hey, anybody got a car battery? |
Who just said cookes?! Can I have some cookies please? Well you can take the extra battery that is in the garage.
Just remember to pay me back because I paid for that battery. |
HAHAHAHA I HAVE FINISHED!!!
I am dousing everything with water, especially GM. The washing machine was overheating! Sorry, I made the cookies soggy, but at least I fended off the pirates. |
When you think they ran away from the mansion, they went upstairs. Well, looks like we are going to have to sleep in the kitchen.
PC, it seems like you have to sleep in the oven. :( |
You got the cookies soggy, now I'm in a foul mood. You'll have to appease me somehow to cheer me back up!
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Im not sleeping in the oven!
And how can I appease you, Zanark? |
Wait, why do I have to sleep in the oven? I'm not even going inside of it.
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More cookies of course!
I'll be going out for breakfast, who wants something? |
Yeah, I could use a breakfast sandwich.
Now where did I leave my M-44 Hammerhead parked? |
Yes I'll take a large whopper, hold the lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and basically everything except the patty. As for your M-44 Hammerhead, you can't have it back until I'm done with it.
Don't ask. |
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