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Livewire July 20th, 2015 8:46 AM

To summon Livewire, in attack mode:
  • Sushi
  • Alcohols
  • Kate Upton or Margot Robbie
  • A football (the american kind)
  • Apple products

Esper July 20th, 2015 8:59 AM

  • A bowl of vegetable curry (spicy)
  • A corgi plushie
  • Any book by Ursula K. Le Guin, Walter Moers, or Terry Pratchett
  • Netflix
  • A scarf

Universe July 20th, 2015 9:09 AM

To call forth Stoner Larry into battle:
  • Blue Dream
  • Rocks (Garnets, sardonyxs, lapis lazulis, and/or rubies)
  • Taco Bell
  • A kitten
  • 1lb of nacho cheese

Sirfetch’d July 20th, 2015 10:37 AM

  • Doughnuts
  • Pokemon games
  • Netflix
  • iPhone
  • TV or tablet with ESPN
A wild Castform appeared!

moon July 20th, 2015 10:38 AM

To summon Rika:

- Cat
- Chocolate
- Coffee (the three C)
- Hugh Jackman
- The TARDIS

Nolafus July 20th, 2015 10:39 AM

  • Pokemon Black
  • District 9
  • A pencil
  • Chai tea
  • Fast internet
All the tools an easily distracted writer needs.

Talon July 20th, 2015 1:37 PM

  • Weed
  • Food
  • Water
  • All of Breathe Carolina's music playing on a loop

Sirfetch’d July 20th, 2015 2:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talon (Post 8854482)
  • Weed
  • Food
  • Water
  • All of Breathe Carolina's music playing on a loop

That's only 4 :'( a simple man. I like it.

Margaery Tyrell July 20th, 2015 3:13 PM

To invoke the almighty leaf, you must offer up:

- any book by Tolkien
- a hot and fresh apple or pumpkin pie
- pokemon platinum
- a sketchbook
- a stack of buttered pancakes

Alfieri July 20th, 2015 3:27 PM

- A strand of Yusuke Urameshi's hair (or any other means of DNA)
- The feather of a Blaziken
- Heavy metal
- Converse All-Star sneakers
- Chinese food

Align them all up and out comes an Alfieri.

zevarius kerensky July 20th, 2015 3:37 PM

summoning zevarius kerensky requires the following:

(cooked) meat, no seafood!
metal (i.e: powerwolf or sabaton)
soda
(shed) husky fur
a gun, rifles prefered, shotguns work fine aswell, include proper ammo or summoning will fail

Sir Codin July 20th, 2015 3:43 PM

Whiskey
Vodka
Rum
Jagermeister
An Amsterdam prostitute between the age of 18 - 27 (along with proof that she's had a passed health check no more than a week ago)

Perriechu July 20th, 2015 4:00 PM

to summon me to do (most of) your bidding u must offer the following;

- hot guy
- rupaul's drag race season 1-7 incl untucked, all stars and drag U
- little mix's weave snatching discography
- money lets say £5,000,000
- king size bed

i feel like food should play a part but eh

Spiff July 20th, 2015 4:04 PM

literally just toss some bacon on the floor and I will come running

Somewhere_ July 20th, 2015 4:08 PM

Buncha Crunch candy, exactly 1 pound.

A plugged in wifi router (working of course), with the outlet in the center.

Spilled blood of a...just kidding.

Pokemon Diamond cartridge, where a team of 6 Chimchars were used beat the game.

A sheep, but with batteries hung around its neck (but allowing room for it to breathe).

^The above sheep must be bad.

Sonata July 20th, 2015 4:45 PM

Recipe for a pickled pineapple
  • Booty - preferably connected to a body
  • Taco Bell - nachos, crunchwraps and/or some Baja Blast
  • Some sort of music storage device with approximately 1,000 songs with at most 5 songs from the same artists and including songs from each genre and sub-genre of music
  • A D100, D20, D12, D10, D8, D6 and D4 for nerdy things
  • A gross amalgamation of broken video game discs, video game controls and their systems

Universe July 20th, 2015 4:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonata (Post 8854730)
  • Booty - preferably connected to a body
  • Taco Bell - nachos, crunchwraps and/or some Baja Blast

this guy knows exactly what's up.

Spiff July 20th, 2015 5:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonata (Post 8854730)
  • Booty - preferably connected to a body

I believe you meant to say chest melons

lol paige please tell me you took that picture

curiousnathan July 20th, 2015 6:47 PM

This is my favourite thread ever created.

> Jack Falahee
> Stethoscope
> A single, tennis ball
> A diamond
> A tube of Pringles

Her July 20th, 2015 8:25 PM

  • antidepressants
  • vinyl record of any cher album but preferably cher (1987)
  • complete box set of will & grace
  • my retainer
  • a copy of portal 2

dad July 20th, 2015 8:27 PM

- hot cheetos/ white cheddar popcorn
- stephen curry
- a collection of my favorite albums by umo, modest mouse, mac demarco, and specifically boys don't cry by frank ocean
- a french bulldog
- burts bees chapstick

aka a list of things to advertise on a white van passing through my neighborhood

Sun July 20th, 2015 9:24 PM

Here's the black magic to summon this bastard. >:)
  • Drinks
  • Pokémon
  • Good music, regardless of genre.
  • My cat
  • -SECRET-

bill flibby July 21st, 2015 7:10 AM

To summon this random, useless guy, put the following items onto the points of the pentagram.
  • half-used pack of cigarettes
  • beef
  • a laptop or phone charger
  • an empty notebook/diary
  • vodka or tequila

All the while taking shots of liquor and incanting,

You're the best around, and nothing's gonna ever keep you down,

preferably with a VHS of Karate Kid playing, singing along with the film.

Bidoof FTW July 21st, 2015 7:40 AM

To summon the wild Bidoof, one must put these 5 items into their at-home pentagram. (professional pentagrams are preferred but beggars can't be choosers so)
  • Weed
  • Shia Labeouf
  • a Wii U with SSB4 and Mario Kart
  • user Eros
  • approximately 10 memes of the dank variety

Bellsprout July 21st, 2015 8:45 AM

- 1 sexy black man with no stds
- plan b
- king size bed with black silk bedding
- a cooler of beverages and snacks
- handcuffs

:)


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