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Salzorrah September 4th, 2015 4:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmic (Post 8914840)
Totally not like gio might actually be working with aA to pull this plot, considering Jinn is a Daemon role.


I only see this as a very obvious plot by the Daemons:

>Jinn (apocalyspeArisen) gives someone who is probably another Daemon (gio7sm), the Hellfire Lamp.
>gio7sm goes along with it by defending himself in a subtly suspicious manner.
>Other Daemons (e.g possibly arachnidsGrip) join in the bandwagon against gio7sm to make it more convincing.
>Lilim has Jinn (apocalypseArisen) masked as an Innocent in case of failure.
>Easy instant D1 victory

How can we not see the very large possibility that this is a pre-meditated scheme?! It's ridiculous! Especially consdering that we know they have a method for instant victory by lynch, and yet we follow someone bandwagoning someone intensely D1.

[BURN] arachnidsGrip

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OUR ORIGINAL FAES AND DAES LILITH.

Strange September 6th, 2015 3:21 PM

This is by FAR the best reason to trust someone in a mafia game!
Quote:

Originally Posted by apocalypseArisen
It's not a trap, Lost Heart, I pinkie promise ;__;

This was the only reason I trusted you btw ;)

Salzorrah September 8th, 2015 12:19 AM

Quote:

[3:29 PM] Klippy: I get fucked almost as often as Bard
and not in the way I like
Quote:

Klippy: yooo Tor
Klippy: we done played wit yo ass earlier
Quote:

[4:59:21 PM] Klippy: boy
[4:59:21 PM] Klippy: I oughta spank yo ass but you'd enjoy it
Quote:

[5:02:21 PM] Klippy: YO
[5:02:21 PM] Klippy: FUCKERS
[5:02:25 PM] Klippy: NOT COOL
[5:02:28 PM] Klippy: N1 IS AS BAD AS N0
Quote:

[5:03:07 PM] Klippy: Lying azz Seth azz getting shanked as shit in Darkest Dungeon boy
[5:03:14 PM] Klippy: aint no playin no mo
Yes, I would like to report UG Smod Klippy for inappropriate behavior. Yes, I understand, thank you.

Klippy September 8th, 2015 1:22 AM

May as well share this one before Gunner does...

Quote:

Klippy ALLAHA AKHBAR
Klippy commits suicide!
Banansve woa
nananagi ...
rozureido omg.
ItsSethRo LMAO
Mirokaros ...
Banansvel lol
therogueo wat
nananagi ok that was pretty funny
ItsSethRo ROFL
Spliced Holy
Mirokaros KLIPPY YOU'RE DISGRACING MY RELIGION
ItsSethRo like
ItsSethRo i'm laughing at my own religion
ItsSethRo 11/10

Seth Rollins September 8th, 2015 1:54 AM

more weird klippy quotes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klippy
i will titty twister the next person who kills me thru the computer i swear to m8

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klippy
Klippy: I am granny
Klippy: and I will cane your ass

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klippy
Dumb shit Jelly lol


Klippy September 8th, 2015 1:55 AM

This is character assassination.

Salzorrah September 8th, 2015 2:00 AM

Quote:

jelly u dumb fuck
ladies and gentlemen, our ug smod, klippy

*klap klap klap*

gimmepie September 8th, 2015 6:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klippy (Post 8920117)
This is character assassination.

It's beautiful

Syndrome September 8th, 2015 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyMustang (Post 8920422)
[15:00:29] Peter: even randomers know Syn is always mafia wow
[15:00:47] Seth Rollins: L.O.L
[15:01:10] Jonathan Mustang: The rng hates you man
[15:01:59] Gimmepie: On 9/09/2015, at 2:00 am, Peter wrote:
> even randomers know Syn is always mafia wow

brilliant

exorcise me

Charlie Brown September 8th, 2015 6:43 PM

On 9/09/2015, at 12:40 pm, Chess wrote:
> I'll just do it with Soph then

i ship it

GreyBidoof September 8th, 2015 7:40 PM

Underground counting at its finest.


esperance September 8th, 2015 8:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie Brown (Post 8920856)
On 9/09/2015, at 12:40 pm, Chess wrote:
> I'll just do it with Soph then

i ship it

No

gimmepie September 10th, 2015 8:51 AM

http://i.imgur.com/OwqqnMU.png

Good job Seth.

Winter September 10th, 2015 8:22 PM

[9:58:37 AM] DJ (Bidoof FTW): todoroki got todorekt

Who's Kiyo? September 10th, 2015 10:04 PM

A few abridged snippets from a recent epic mafia game, where a rando guised himself as me:

A loud voice was heard during the night: "Curses! JJ24x7 woke me from my slumber!"
JJ24x7, the loudmouth, has gone... ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ...somewhere   ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.  . • °   .  * :. .in a parallel universe* ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸

Collector... | bloody psyduckin' 'ell mate
Collector... | asdfjljsdkaf
Collector... | THATS NOT ME
Collector... | crikey!

-----

GreyBidoo... | Syn, confirm yourself
tykavanau... | I think Detox is guised
Detoxific... | I think you're a sack of moldy muk
GreyBidoo... | it's him.

-----

Collector... | hold up
Collector... | pirate mode
Detoxific... | what
Collector... | arghhhh
Collector... | shiver me timbers

-----

Detoxific... | hey
Detoxific... | kiyo
Detoxific... | slut
Detoxific... | what was your last acting role or whatever

[Fake Kiyo ignores this.]

Detoxific... | kiyo
Detoxific... | listen to me you sack of piss

-----

hexag0nsu... | how was your day kara
Karakitte... | good
hexag0nsu... | what did you get up to?
Karakitte... | ...
hexag0nsu... | Im just trying to chat you up a lil kara
hexag0nsu... | you seem real cute
Karakitte... | i'm 13
hexag0nsu... | yikes im out


Seth Rollins September 11th, 2015 10:48 AM

hexag0nsu... | Im just trying to chat you up a lil kara
hexag0nsu... | you seem real cute
Karakitte... | i'm 13
hexag0nsu... | yikes im out

LMAO MARZ

Alex September 11th, 2015 12:38 PM

Yikes

esperance September 11th, 2015 6:31 PM

I present to you "Tepig":

http://i.imgur.com/Jziv2ic.png

An abstract painting by the chef himself, Syn.

Syndrome September 11th, 2015 8:19 PM

bro that is like spot on

Salzorrah September 15th, 2015 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omicron (Post 8928426)
But who won?????????????????

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimsy (Post 8928448)
I did xD

along with syn, netto and bard.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omicron (Post 8928451)
ihu

12/10 omi got burn'd

gimmepie September 15th, 2015 8:52 AM

GreyDoof: "I'm cop, gimme is maf"
Me: "Doof is scum. I'm cop and rainbow is inno"
Deputy: *shoots Doof. Doof is confirmed inno.
Everyone: Continues to believe I'm cop.

gg

Syndrome September 15th, 2015 4:57 PM

Meanwhile, in a game of EpicMafia:

http://puu.sh/kcLAM/14c90e82cc.png

User Bidoof FTW has had enough

Who's Kiyo? September 17th, 2015 9:36 PM

Ice Goddess: i will pray for you so hard
Ice Goddess: that god's dick protrudes out of the sky
Ice Goddess: and slaps your face so hard
Ice Goddess: that your sins spill out and never go back inside
Collector Elwood: Do you ever think about what you say or is it a thing that just happens
Ice Goddess: a mix of both

You can never have too much exposure to Andy.


esperance September 18th, 2015 1:15 PM

http://i.imgur.com/kyKB61Z.png

Probably the best Burmy you'll ever see. Thank you Mayo.

Jay September 20th, 2015 1:47 PM

So Shak, Lost Heart, Bidoof FTW and I decided that we were going to sign up for the Swedish Armed Forces.

In other words, we did a test to show our Memory skills, spacial awareness, Concentration, Multitasks.

Most importantly it tested our team work, if one messed up it was game over for all.


See if you can beat our score scrubs.


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