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Abby September 20th, 2015 1:50 PM

Hey I was an important part of that team at one point

Syndrome September 20th, 2015 2:32 PM

http://puu.sh/kipUe/97aed76b46.png

Nakuzami September 20th, 2015 6:08 PM

Bac you moved the average arrows up to where you scored

which means you just barely met average

Who's Kiyo? September 22nd, 2015 9:11 PM

Last time on epicmafia, the crew meets a rather rambunctious rando ...

Collector... | gnashys
Collector... | whatcha doin
Gnashys | Nothing at all
LostHeart | being a scum whore more like
Gnashys | Someone kill lost please
LostHeart | have i offended your delicate sensibilities

-----

Gnashys | Bacter
Bacteriop... | Don't call me Bacter
Bacteriop... | that's ew
Gnashys | Is lostheart your boyfriend or something
Collector... | omg
Bacteriop... | <3
LostHeart | too young for my tastes
Bacteriop... | <3
Gnashys | Callin it day 1


esperance September 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM

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...Meanwhile Jay is drawing Palkia now.

esperance September 23rd, 2015 1:15 PM

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"Carbuncle"

Ullion September 27th, 2015 9:32 AM

foxrally to Abby:

Quote:

you can let your epicness flow like sex jokes from weiss

GreyBidoof September 29th, 2015 12:08 PM

Meanwhile in a game of EpicMafia, Lost was having fun with the randoms...

ausboss: i have 10 guns
GreyBidoof: (clap)
LostHeart: shoot them all
Naian: how tf do you have 10
ausboss: one for each finger
LostHeart: you could almost say
LostHeart: you have 10 finger-bangs
Naian: REKT

Who's Kiyo? September 29th, 2015 3:30 PM

Bac finds himself in quite a bind on the skype chat!

CHESS | EIORFNEORNFIOERNGOIFERNOGNEOIGE
CHESS | I SPILLED THE GRANOLA
LOST MASQUERADE | NOT THE GRANOLA
CHESS | MY PRECIOUS GRANOLA
CHESS | ALL OVER THE FLOOR
ELWOOD (KIYOSHI) | Chess calm the bahoodly down
JEREMY | hey kiyo between you and me what is your opinion on rimjobs
DELVIN MALLORY | Da booty
ELWOOD (KIYOSHI) | do you really want me to say it in this chat
JEREMY | did you just really ask me that question
CHESS | GRANOLA
CHESS | I'M STILL NOT OVER IT

Syn's friends react to his constant deaths on night zero.

KingSyn, sided with the village, was put to restt.
CollectorElwood | he must be raging
Bardothren | Captain obvious, here to save the day!
CollectorElwood | Bard I s2g I will eat your skin with a bowl of brown rice

Elwood and Syn bond in the deadchat!

KingSyn | personally I've been eating the booty like groceries since I was 12
CollectorElwood | well maybe if boys expressed interest in me I'd eat them
CollectorElwood | But there are no boys
CollectorElwood | And by eat them I of course mean
CollectorElwood | Cannibalism
KingSyn | this is not until dawn sir please desist
CollectorElwood | make me
CollectorElwood | I'll drizzle your innards with high fructose corn syrup


Bardothren plays a little unconventionally.

Bardothren | Heads, I vote Bac.
Bardothren | Tails, I blow my own brains out with the fabbed gun.
GreyBidoof | ...
Bardothren | It was tails.
GreyBidoof | crap.

And that's what you missed on Glee.


Candy September 30th, 2015 6:22 AM

Ladies and gentlemen: Wailmer by Gunner

https://i.imgur.com/SLuD0q6.png

Abby September 30th, 2015 8:06 AM

Yesterday On shnarps.
Yuki And Abby were the final two.
And Kiyo Got confused


Kiyo: GET HIM
Kiyo: Wait
Kiyo : Neither of you are him's

Zehn September 30th, 2015 12:17 PM

Our Administrator Shenanigans

[20:31:11] Zehn: we need to get PC a new potato
[20:31:26] Zehn: or even upgrade to a lemon I don't really care
[20:31:28] #georgebest: its potato is alright mostly
[20:31:42] #georgebest: but its potato is a bit cloudflarey right now
[20:31:56] #georgebest: and could really do with some optimisation
[20:32:04] #georgebest: its like it's mashed potato
[20:32:07] #georgebest: but it should be baked potato
[20:32:11] #georgebest: which is undeniably better
[20:32:41] Zehn: We need to make sure not too cook it took long
[20:32:55] Zehn: burnt potato is not any better than massed potato
[20:33:23] Zehn: or we might even get burnt mashed potato
[20:34:12] #georgebest: jesus thatd be a crisis
...
[20:34:38] Zehn: seriously guys you interrupted the metaphorical potato talk

Who's Kiyo? October 1st, 2015 10:10 PM

This week on How I Lynched Your Mother ...

PaladinBo... | yikes
PaladinBo... | no rr on death?
alvmonste... | oh
PaladinBo... | oh
GreyBidoo... | oh
Collector... | ho
alvmonste... | ho
GreyBidoo... | ho
Collector... | christmas motherfuckers
alvmonste... | All I want for christmas is a babe with a 12 inch waist
Collector... | All I want for christmas is alv to stop being a shallow materialistic prick
Collector... | I mean
Collector... | Donuts
GreyBidoo... | donuts mmmmmmmmm
alvmonste... | Donuts are shit
GreyBidoo... | omg
PaladinBo... | WE MUST LYNCH ALVMONSTER
PaladinBo... | ONLY A MAFIA SCUM WOULD HATE DONUTS
GreyBidoo... | PaladinBonnie said ONLY A MAFIA SCUM WOULD HATE DONUTS
PaladinBo... | PaladinBonnie said ONLY A MAFIA SCUM WOULD HATE DONUTS
Collector... | PaladinBonnie said ONLY A MAFIA SCUM WOULD HATE DONUTS
alvmonste... | Only a piece of shit mafia scum would bw on donuts
alvmonste... | but you know
alvmonste... | you are what you eat
Collector... | do you have no god sire
alvmonste... | no
alvmonste... | because a god that saw fit to make donuts
alvmonste... | is no god i wish to worship
GreyBidoo... | BURN HIM AT THE STAKE
PaladinBo... | DIEDIEDIE
PaladinBo... | GOD IS DEAD
GreyBidoo... | DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
Collector... | LYNCH THE PROFLIGATE
PaladinBo... | DONUTS ARE THE ONLY THING WE HAVE LEFT
GreyBidoo... | hope theres a bunch of donuts in hell

maybe next time I won't delete the randos from the conversation by giving Grey their lines


Winter October 3rd, 2015 3:19 AM

POKEPICTIONARY SHOWCASE

Here to accompany Gunner's Wailmer - Candy's Cloyster.

http://i.imgur.com/oyJEkwy.png

"It looks like a Smurf." - Nagi's Jumpluff

http://i.imgur.com/VAoEjrN.png

ALL HAIL BLARZIGORD - Sigilyph by yours truly~

http://i.imgur.com/pmp3a8P.png


Ullion October 4th, 2015 1:31 PM

Bardothren on the topic of Football vs American Football:

Quote:

How hard can it be when you don't even need to use your arms?

Who's Kiyo? October 4th, 2015 9:04 PM

Now Syn's standing in the dungeon, stabbing up Christos, minding his own business

In storms Elwood in a salty rage ... "I've been redirecting your damage" he says,

he was crazy

and he kept on screaming - "I've been redirecting your damage!"

And then he ran into my sword.

Quote:

Originally Posted by machomuu (Post 8941330)
Won't though, all aboard the Chain Train!

[CHOO CHOO] Collector Elwood

Quote:

Originally Posted by machomuu (Post 8947221)
Thinking and Watching.

Attacking? Attacking.

[Attack] Collector Elwood

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bardothren (Post 8947225)
I believe we have reached some form of consensus. Very well.

[Attack] Collector Elwood

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mana (Post 8947231)
[attack] Collector Elwood

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ullion (Post 8947234)
[Attack] Collector Elwood

RIP Cubchoo scum

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omicron (Post 8947236)
Down with the Polar Bear.

[ATTACK] Collector Elwood

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimmepie (Post 8947250)
[Attack] Collector Elwood

That should just about do it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golgari (Post 8947514)
[Attack] Collector Baewood

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hopeless Masquerade (Post 8947830)
[attack] Collector Elwood

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sopheria (Post 8947852)
so I'll just have to hope for the best and [attack] Collector Elwood

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rozureido (Post 8948020)
[attack] Collector Elwood

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat (Post 8948324)
[Attack] Collector Elwood

Omg I'm sorry Kiyo that was an accident

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizardman11 (Post 8948333)
[attack]Collector Elwood

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christos (Post 8948464)
[attack] Collector Elwood

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golgari (Post 8951273)
Let's kill this fool already

[Attack] Collector Elwood

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syndrome (Post 8951275)
[Attack] Collector Elwood

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ullion (Post 8951283)
[ATTACK] Collector Elwood

I hope so badly you're the necromancer. >(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fun Size (Post 8951294)
I guess I'll just attack him today.

[Attack] Collector Elwood

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bardothren (Post 8951295)
Ah whatever. [Attack] Corpse Collector Elwood

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyMustang (Post 8951301)
There goes my hopes on you Kiyo.

[Attack]Collector Elwood

He ran into my sword twenty times.


Bidoof FTW October 19th, 2015 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bardothren
Death Note Entry #6

BidoofFTW shall have the sudden urge to visit his favorite bidoof paraphernalia store. Upon leaving the store, carrying an armful of bidoof plushies, masks, and costumes, the metal supports holding up the giant bidoof statue above the store will crack, sending the statue tumbling onto BidoofFTW. He shall die of the resulting injuries no later than 11:00 PM on August 13, 2015.

(sun)

Salzorrah October 31st, 2015 5:21 AM

Yukie: Well I'm going to go have some nice bonding time with my right hand.
Weiss: WHAT
Candy: WHAT
Johnny: WHAT
Gunner: DONT FORGET TO LOCK THE DOORS YUKIE
Gunner: DONT ****ING FORGET THE DOORS

faer November 1st, 2015 6:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KetsuekiR (Post 8982601)
I did get a break earlier but I didn't want to interfere with the Doofus Mustbang saltwars :c


Salzorrah November 9th, 2015 12:51 PM

Quote:

The UG is the best
**** all da rest
we salty like potassium
gonna wreck ya assium
we got faeries, and thrones,
lycans eat ya bones
no klip just no

Strange November 9th, 2015 12:58 PM

Two hours later...

Quote:

Straight outta UG
Crazy motha ****a named Klippy
From the gang called Snails with Attitude
When I'm killed off, I got a [sawed off]
Click my mouse and faeries get hauled off
You too, doof, if you **** wit me
The admins gonna have to come n get me
off yo ass, cause that's how I'm voted out
For the punk lycan ****as that's showin out

Snails start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Salt em and cook em like escargot; I'm humble
Goin off on a doof ****a like that
with a vote that's pointed at yo ass

So soft a role smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a role remove
Here's a plot-point to keep yall guessin,
with a N0 death record like Bardothren's dancing

Bandwagons be the tool
Don't make me vote for the motha ****in Fool
Me and Weiss can go toe to toe, no maybes
I'm kickin snails from the game daily
warnings weekly, monthly, yearly,
till them dumb GMs see clearly
that I'm down with the capital M-O-D
Sheep, ya cant **** wit me

Cause when I'm in your game, you better duck
Cause Klippy is crazy as ****
As I leave, best believe I'm RRin
but when I am revived, I'm comin straight outta UG

Candy November 13th, 2015 12:40 PM

I can't believe I slept through this, but otter puns, ladies and gentlemen.

[13/11/2015 20:32:25] Nick Crescent: http://i.imgur.com/qX0jlFg.webm
watch it, cute cat and an oshawott :v
[13/11/2015 20:35:07 | Removed 20:35:17] Ketsueki no Ryuu: This message has been removed.
[13/11/2015 20:35:30] Nick Crescent: wat chu typed
[13/11/2015 20:35:36] Ketsueki no Ryuu: ;)
[13/11/2015 20:35:47 | Edited 20:35:58] Ketsueki no Ryuu: Something sexy about cats and otters
[13/11/2015 20:36:22] Nick Crescent: he was like 'can u plz not' to the otter lol
[13/11/2015 20:50:04] Weiss: Unotterized discussion
[13/11/2015 20:50:18] Nick Crescent: HAHAHA
[13/11/2015 20:50:21] Nick Crescent: HAHAHAHAHA
[13/11/2015 20:50:25] Nick Crescent: NOOO
[13/11/2015 20:50:59] Weiss: I'm otterly bemused by your reaction
[13/11/2015 20:51:16] Yukari: okay
[13/11/2015 20:51:20] Yukari: I like that
[13/11/2015 20:54:03] Weiss: Do you want anotter pun?
[13/11/2015 20:55:35] Ketsueki no Ryuu: Omg that was amazing, hats off Weiss
[13/11/2015 20:55:45] Ketsueki no Ryuu: (clap)
[13/11/2015 20:55:55] Weiss: You otter be applauding my efforts
[13/11/2015 20:56:05] Ketsueki no Ryuu: Oh lord
[13/11/2015 20:56:37] Foxrally: You gotter run out of puns at some point
[13/11/2015 20:57:01] Weiss: What if I say I'm not like the otters
[13/11/2015 20:57:29] Yukari: I love this
[13/11/2015 20:57:31] Nick Crescent: I tigress from your otterly punny word
[13/11/2015 20:58:12] Ketsueki no Ryuu: This is amazing
[13/11/2015 20:58:14] Weiss: You otter be ashamed of yourself!
[13/11/2015 20:58:42] Weiss: Get otter here
[13/11/2015 20:58:45] Ketsueki no Ryuu: You made that pun already xD
[13/11/2015 20:58:46] Foxrally: I'd make anotter pun but I'm not bottered to
[13/11/2015 20:58:58] Ketsueki no Ryuu: Stop, goodness me
[13/11/2015 20:59:00] Foxrally: but fo real I'm done
[13/11/2015 20:59:07] Weiss: Calm down. Play some grand theft otter or smth
[13/11/2015 20:59:35] Weiss: Go outside and find your significant otter
[13/11/2015 20:59:55] Foxrally: just hope they're hotter than weiss
[13/11/2015 21:00:02] Foxrally: wait **** that makes sense tho
[13/11/2015 21:00:04] Nick Crescent: lololo
[13/11/2015 21:00:40] Weiss: you need some kelp with making otter puns Fox

Salzorrah November 13th, 2015 10:38 PM

http://i.imgur.com/ZI2npm7.png

dat burn

Sun November 16th, 2015 6:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiicked
[11:47:51 PM] Ice Goddess: Penice
[11:48:01 PM] Alex K: o_O
[11:48:08 PM] Alex K: Weiss
[11:48:09 PM] Alex K: You ded
[11:48:25 PM] Ice Goddess: No I'm alive
[11:49:44 PM] Alex K: You are indeed not
[11:50:11 PM] Ice Goddess: My mortality should be of no concern to the pressing matter at hand
[11:51:02 PM] Alex K: What matter is that?
[11:51:11 PM] Gimmepie: the matter of pressing
[11:51:13 PM] Gimmepie: duh
[11:51:15 PM] Ice Goddess: Penice
[11:51:58 PM] Alex K: Dangit Pie no one asked you
[11:52:05 PM] Sun: lol
[11:52:43 PM] Sun: -expects this convo to be posted on PC-
[11:53:00 PM] Ice Goddess: oh good heavens
[11:53:04 PM] Ice Goddess: add this then:
[11:53:07 PM] Ice Goddess: Watch RWBY
[11:53:18 PM] Alex K: (facepalm)
[11:53:26 PM] Sun: mang advertising ain't allowed :v
[11:53:37 PM] Ice Goddess: fine
[11:53:42 PM] Sun: edits it to 'Play RBY' :v
[11:53:49 PM] Ice Goddess: Watch RWBY or else you will be killed
[11:53:53 PM] Alex K: On 3DS in February
[11:53:59 PM] Alex K: :D
[11:54:37 PM] Ice Goddess: Boring
[11:55:12 PM] Sun: Alex, your gen is under attack! :v
[11:55:20 PM] Alex K: (angry)
[11:55:41 PM] Alex K: Those games started it all
[11:55:46 PM] Alex K: Without them you wouldn't be here
[11:55:48 PM] Alex K: End of story
[11:56:02 PM] Gimmepie: actually bug-catching started it all
[11:56:12 PM] Alex K: Dangit Pie no one asked you
[11:56:25 PM] Ice Goddess: RBY needs more White
[11:56:27 PM] Gimmepie: xD
[11:56:29 PM] Ice Goddess: RWBY

Bonus

[1:00:13 PM] Alex K: http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?p=8998984#post8998984
[1:00:55 PM] Alex K: Now that that's done, I'm heading to bed
[1:01:02 PM] Alex K: G'night everyone!
[1:01:04 PM] Gimmepie: night Alex
[1:01:05 PM] Sun: Night,boss~
[1:01:25 PM] Alex K: Dangit Pie no one asked you
[1:01:33 PM] Alex K: :P :D


Remember, no one asked... XD

gimmepie December 15th, 2015 10:39 AM

You know, we might get salty sometimes but conversations like this prove that we're all awesome... and batshit insane conspiracy theorists.



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