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....and remembers that it left a pizza in the oven so leaves and goes home!
So then a Tropius flies into a bar... |
That's no fun.
The Tropius proceeds to use Razor leaf and destroy all the mega stones in the bar! The Tropius's older brother, the Sceptile walks into the bar... |
... And meets their father Ditto mingling in the crowd!
So then a Beldum floats into a bar... |
And breaks all the tables with Take down!
The Beldum's aunt, the Espeon enters the bar... |
*grumble* ninjas *grumble*
...and scolds the Beldum and uses her Psychic powers to kick him out of the bar. The Espeon's husband, Delcatty, then walks into the bar... |
And then accidentally bumps into his wife, and he accidentally presses an invisible 'undo' button and the Beldum is back with them. All the mons looked at them in shock and confusion, but thankfully they all have teleport in their moveset so they all go away.
The Beldum's younger sister, the Beedrill flies into the bar... |
...and looks around very confused, wondering where her family is. She was supposed to meet them there for some dinner but they're not there. In confusion and worry, Beedrill interrogates the other patrons about her family.
Beedrill's father, Pinsir and also there for the dinner, then walks into the bar... |
...and chats with Delcatty whilst drunk.
So Pinsir's rival, a Heracross, walks into the bar... |
...and starts a big brawl in the bar!
So then a Zorua walks into the bar... |
...and attempts to flirt with Espeon.
Zoroark, Zorua's uncle, walks into the bar... |
And pulls his naphew's ear for what he was doing.
The Gengar, Zoroark's older son walks into the bar... |
...and bumps onto his boyfriend, a Zangoose!
So then a horde of Zubat flies into a bar... |
...and mocks Zorua for getting in trouble
Then Gengar's girlfriend, Dusclops, walks into the bar... |
And it scares all the Zubats out of the bar.
Dusclops's son, the Abomasnow walks into the bar... |
...and the temperature immediatley drops 10 degrees. Where's my sweater?
Abomasnow's second cousin twice removed, Piloswine, shuffles into the bar... |
and asked for his best friend's cousin's half brother from another, Patrick, the Mamoswine about the party.
Another Magiana walked into the bar, but why is it only walking. Isn't it supposed to be floating? And then it was Zoroark... |
...and received a standing ovation for his amazing impersonation
Hearing the applause, Jigglypuff sprinted into the bar... |
...and decided to broadcast it live on his new show.
Jigglypuff's manager, Chatot, flies into the bar... |
...and squawks at how amazing the bit is going to be on the show
Zoroark's agent, Nuzleaf, walks in... |
...and decides to calm down the fight between Heracross and Pinsir.
Suddenly, a Diglett enters from the bar's floor... |
...and nearly causes a domino effect by almost tripping a Rhydon!
That Rhydon gets very angry and leaves to cool off before walking back in the next morning... |
And runs so fast, it crashes into a Glalie in the bar!
The Glalie walks out of the bar and then walks back in... |
...and unleashes a killer blizzard that freezes the place solid
Noticing a drop in temperature, a Charmeleon walks into the bar to investigate... |
...and calls in the Fire Department.
The head of the Fire Department, a Volcarona, gets in the bar... |
...And defrosts all those poor frozen Pokemon.
A Spinda totters into the bar... |
...and everyone is puzzled as it totters.
A Bouffalant rams into the bar... |
And a nearby Ariados immeadiately calls the docter because he thought it was diseased with all those spots
The docter, a Crobat flies into the bar... |
...and is unable to perform his doctorial duties cause hes got no hands!
Quickly Crobat calls his assistant, Karrablast, who walks in a few minutes later... |
...then Karrablast stumbles upon Shelmet and triggers evolution!
So then a Marshstomp walks into a bar... |
...and creeps everyone out by its unnerving gaze
Then Sheriff Magnezone floats into the bar... |
...and arrests the bartender for selling illegal Moomoo Milk.
Then a Spoink bounces into the bar... |
...and struggles to reach its bar stool as it cannot bounce how enough.
A Sandshrew then waddles into the bar... |
...and proceeds to give out pink iced cream!
So then a Tauros rampages into the bar... |
...and gets cited for disorderly conduct
Then Bouffalant comes trotting into the bar... |
...and kinda rams into the tables while looking for french fries.
So then a Drifloon floats into the bar... |
...and gets mistaken for a real balloon and taken home!
The Drifloon's mother, Drifblim then floats into the bar... |
And realizes it can't drink.
a Mudkip walks into a bar... |
And screams a noise so loud all the mons start complaining.
A Munna floats into the bar... |
...and puts everyone into a daze from the Dream Mist it emits
Later on a Sceptile walks into the bar... |
...and picks on Mudkip.
A Combusken walks into the bar... |
And accidentally sets the entire bar on fire!
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A Wingul flies into the bar... |
And makes everything wet.
A Tropius walks into a bar... |
...and everyone takes the fruit from its beard.
So a Pelipper enters the bar... |
...and downs 3 drinks in one gulp. Many other patrons are impressed and Pelipper and thus begins the legend of Pelipper.
Later, a Kabutops slices its way into a bar... |
...and asks where he can take dance classes. It has always been his dream to become a professional dancer.
Then an Armaldo enters the bar... |
... and it uses Swords Dance!
So then a Stantler gets into a bar... |
...and it mesmerizes people with its antlers.
The bartender's son, Sawk, then enters the bar... (1000th post :D) |
...and is noticed for its mad karate skills.
Then its cousin, Throh, enters the bar... |
...and starts a fight with his dad, because he's to lazy to clean his room.
Then an Empoleon waggles into the bar... Quote:
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...and Hydro Pumps the belligerent Throh Just then a little Piplup wanders into the bar... |
...and pecks away at the bartender for no reason whatsoever.
So a Chansey walks into the bar... |
And heals everyone in the bar.
A Gothitelle walks into the bar... |
...And weeps when it learns everyone's life spans.
Then a Zoroark skulks into the bar... |
...and walks out because Empoleon shouldn't be doing that.
A Prinplup suddenly breaks the bar's door down... |
...And chats up one of the waitresses, a Delibird!
So an Octillery sidles into the bar... |
...and uses Octazooka to get everyone inky so it can steal a drink!
So a Sandile enters a bar... |
and showcased its rather amazing movepool.
So a male Gardevoir walked into the bar, and asked the Dragon types.. where's the counter? |
An then a Gengar comes out and accidentally hits on him, thinking he was female. Male-Gardy fires a nasty psychic at him and he cries off.
Honchkrow, Gengar's twin brother, enters the bar... |
And tips his "hat" when he says hello.
So a Cubchoo walks into the bar... |
...and sneezes all over Honchkrow.
So a Hypno walks into a bar... |
And sends the entire bar to sleep.
So a Staravia flew into the bar... |
And chats with a Butterfree in the bar.
Their good friend, the Pidgeotto flies into the bar... |
...and brags how he has a Mega while the other regional birds don't.
Then Swellow flies into that same bar... |
And is a bit too clumsy and knocks the bottles over.
So a Mareep walked into the bar... |
And interferes with the free WiFi. The mareep is then thrown out.
An arbok slithers into a bar! |
And uh, scared the entire bar with its pattern.
So a Tyrunt walks into the bar... |
...and bites on the Arbok.
A Druddigon marches into a bar... |
And uh, rips the bar with a Draco Meteor.
So a Riolu walks into the bar... |
The bartender says that they didn't serve kids, and the riolu's parents picked their child up.
A Honedge floats into a bar... |
And says "I'm not a sword I'm not a sword".
So a Florges floats into the bar... |
...And says "I WISH someone would buy me a drink!"
A Dunsparce wriggles into the bar... |
And digs a bunch of holes in the bar. A Blaziken accidentally falls into a hole as he didn't see it.
Blaziken gets himelf out, walks out of the bar, and walks back in.... |
..and crashes into the door because he had a bit too much to drink.
A Munchlax steals some oran berries off a shop counter and hurriedly makes its way into a bar.. |
...and is arrested by the Berry police!
So then a Slakoth slowly makes it's way into the bar... |
and falls asleep. As usual.
So the Charizard who was forced to job in the "Death Battle" against Agummon after rampaging through Screwattack's offices and devouring Wizard and Boomstick's private areas, entered into the bar... |
And accidentally sets Sheep on fire!
Sheep walks out of the bar and then flies back in as an Emolga... |
...and volt switches its way out of trouble! So annoying!
Needing some security the bartender calls Garbodor, who walks into the bar a bit later... |
And it begins to put Toxic Spikes just in case any outlaws passing by.
So a Pidgey soars to the bar... |
(Balls I was just going to say a Pidgey flies into the bar SW you mind reader)
And it blows sand onto everyone! The Pidgey's sibling, another Pidgey flies into the bar... |
...and decides to throw sand at everyone as well!
Soon, a Hoothoot hops into the bar... |
...And stares everyone down with its crazy eyes!
A Sentret waddles into the bar... |
...and leaves due to the abundance of birds in the bar.
And soon, an Ekans slithers into the bar... |
The ekans then orders, pays, leaves and gives the bartender a hefty tip!
Before killing him in his sleep. Tirtouga!Enters the bar! |
...and tells everyone to sing along with him as he performs a shanty.
So a Bonsly hesitantly steps into a bar... |
...and disguises himself as a pot plant so when the bar closes he gets free drinks!
A Purugly lumbers into the bar, grumbling.... |
...and realizes she's gone to the right place by accident. Now she can taste all the nicotine she likes.
An Ursaring angrily stomps into a bar, breaking the door... |
...And signs himself up as the bar's bouncer.
A Dusclops finds its way into the bar... |
...and tries to look cool by wearing sunglasses but it just doesn't work when you only have one eye...
A Gengar then walks into a bar... |
...and approaches the bar and tells the bartender "Gimmie a double round of Pecha Berries"
A Shiny Pachirisu walks into a bar... |
...and everyone asks each other if they're color-blind.
So a Drilbur finds its way into a bar... |
And also makes a bunch of holes in the bar.
Sheep's bro, a Lucario, accidentally fell into a hole that led to otside the bar. He walks back in annoyance... |
and he's discussing the current Pokken Tournament tier lists.
So a spooky scary Darkrai sent shivers down all the guys... |
...and asks for the most alcoholic drink they have.
So a Wingull flies into a bar... |
And vommits in the bar due to seasickness.
A Pidgey flies into the bar... |
...and tries to steal a beer.
Coincidentally, a Rhydon with a shotgun appears in the bar... |
...And shouts, "Say hello to my little friend!"
A Ninetales strolls elegantly into the bar... |
...and sits at the same table Rhydon sits at.
A Porygon floats into the bar... |
...and challenges Rhydon to a battle! Exciting!
Just then a certified Pokemon referee, Meowth strolls in the bar... |
...and tells Porygon and Rhydon to have a nice, clean fight.
Then, a Phantump enters the bar... |
And brings its fellow Phanthump friends to watch the match together!
So, a Pansear happens to go through the bar... |
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