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Sirfetch’d March 4th, 2016 5:01 PM

....and remembers that it left a pizza in the oven so leaves and goes home!

So then a Tropius flies into a bar...

PageEmp March 4th, 2016 7:17 PM

That's no fun.

The Tropius proceeds to use Razor leaf and destroy all the mega stones in the bar!

The Tropius's older brother, the Sceptile walks into the bar...

Sun March 4th, 2016 8:15 PM

... And meets their father Ditto mingling in the crowd!
So then a Beldum floats into a bar...

PageEmp March 4th, 2016 8:25 PM

And breaks all the tables with Take down!

The Beldum's aunt, the Espeon enters the bar...

FireSnow March 4th, 2016 8:27 PM

*grumble* ninjas *grumble*

...and scolds the Beldum and uses her Psychic powers to kick him out of the bar.

The Espeon's husband, Delcatty, then walks into the bar...

PageEmp March 4th, 2016 9:16 PM

And then accidentally bumps into his wife, and he accidentally presses an invisible 'undo' button and the Beldum is back with them. All the mons looked at them in shock and confusion, but thankfully they all have teleport in their moveset so they all go away.

The Beldum's younger sister, the Beedrill flies into the bar...

FireSnow March 4th, 2016 9:40 PM

...and looks around very confused, wondering where her family is. She was supposed to meet them there for some dinner but they're not there. In confusion and worry, Beedrill interrogates the other patrons about her family.

Beedrill's father, Pinsir and also there for the dinner, then walks into the bar...

Adam Levine March 5th, 2016 6:18 AM

...and chats with Delcatty whilst drunk.

So Pinsir's rival, a Heracross, walks into the bar...

Dedenne1 March 5th, 2016 7:22 AM

...and starts a big brawl in the bar!

So then a Zorua walks into the bar...

Adam Levine March 5th, 2016 5:51 PM

...and attempts to flirt with Espeon.

Zoroark, Zorua's uncle, walks into the bar...

PageEmp March 5th, 2016 8:22 PM

And pulls his naphew's ear for what he was doing.

The Gengar, Zoroark's older son walks into the bar...

Sun March 5th, 2016 9:10 PM

...and bumps onto his boyfriend, a Zangoose!

So then a horde of Zubat flies into a bar...

FireSnow March 5th, 2016 9:11 PM

...and mocks Zorua for getting in trouble

Then Gengar's girlfriend, Dusclops, walks into the bar...

PageEmp March 5th, 2016 9:23 PM

And it scares all the Zubats out of the bar.

Dusclops's son, the Abomasnow walks into the bar...

FireSnow March 5th, 2016 9:45 PM

...and the temperature immediatley drops 10 degrees. Where's my sweater?

Abomasnow's second cousin twice removed, Piloswine, shuffles into the bar...

JJ Styles March 5th, 2016 9:48 PM

and asked for his best friend's cousin's half brother from another, Patrick, the Mamoswine about the party.

Another Magiana walked into the bar, but why is it only walking. Isn't it supposed to be floating? And then it was Zoroark...

FireSnow March 5th, 2016 9:50 PM

...and received a standing ovation for his amazing impersonation

Hearing the applause, Jigglypuff sprinted into the bar...

Adam Levine March 5th, 2016 10:09 PM

...and decided to broadcast it live on his new show.

Jigglypuff's manager, Chatot, flies into the bar...

FireSnow March 5th, 2016 10:15 PM

...and squawks at how amazing the bit is going to be on the show

Zoroark's agent, Nuzleaf, walks in...

Adam Levine March 6th, 2016 3:32 AM

...and decides to calm down the fight between Heracross and Pinsir.

Suddenly, a Diglett enters from the bar's floor...

FireSnow March 6th, 2016 11:39 AM

...and nearly causes a domino effect by almost tripping a Rhydon!

That Rhydon gets very angry and leaves to cool off before walking back in the next morning...

PageEmp March 6th, 2016 9:41 PM

And runs so fast, it crashes into a Glalie in the bar!

The Glalie walks out of the bar and then walks back in...

FireSnow March 6th, 2016 10:11 PM

...and unleashes a killer blizzard that freezes the place solid

Noticing a drop in temperature, a Charmeleon walks into the bar to investigate...

Adam Levine March 7th, 2016 3:53 AM

...and calls in the Fire Department.

The head of the Fire Department, a Volcarona, gets in the bar...

Hyzenthlay March 7th, 2016 6:29 AM

...And defrosts all those poor frozen Pokemon.

A Spinda totters into the bar...

Pendraflare March 7th, 2016 6:32 AM

...and everyone is puzzled as it totters.

A Bouffalant rams into the bar...

PageEmp March 7th, 2016 6:38 AM

And a nearby Ariados immeadiately calls the docter because he thought it was diseased with all those spots

The docter, a Crobat flies into the bar...

FireSnow March 7th, 2016 10:13 AM

...and is unable to perform his doctorial duties cause hes got no hands!

Quickly Crobat calls his assistant, Karrablast, who walks in a few minutes later...

Sun March 7th, 2016 11:23 AM

...then Karrablast stumbles upon Shelmet and triggers evolution!
So then a Marshstomp walks into a bar...

FireSnow March 7th, 2016 11:30 AM

...and creeps everyone out by its unnerving gaze

Then Sheriff Magnezone floats into the bar...

Lycanthropy March 7th, 2016 11:39 AM

...and arrests the bartender for selling illegal Moomoo Milk.

Then a Spoink bounces into the bar...

FireSnow March 7th, 2016 11:44 AM

...and struggles to reach its bar stool as it cannot bounce how enough.

A Sandshrew then waddles into the bar...

Dedenne1 March 7th, 2016 5:41 PM

...and proceeds to give out pink iced cream!

So then a Tauros rampages into the bar...

FireSnow March 7th, 2016 5:44 PM

...and gets cited for disorderly conduct

Then Bouffalant comes trotting into the bar...

Dedenne1 March 7th, 2016 5:53 PM

...and kinda rams into the tables while looking for french fries.

So then a Drifloon floats into the bar...

FireSnow March 7th, 2016 6:01 PM

...and gets mistaken for a real balloon and taken home!

The Drifloon's mother, Drifblim then floats into the bar...

Desert Stream~ March 7th, 2016 6:30 PM

And realizes it can't drink.

a Mudkip walks into a bar...

PageEmp March 7th, 2016 8:11 PM

And screams a noise so loud all the mons start complaining.

A Munna floats into the bar...

FireSnow March 7th, 2016 8:49 PM

...and puts everyone into a daze from the Dream Mist it emits

Later on a Sceptile walks into the bar...

Adam Levine March 8th, 2016 1:45 AM

...and picks on Mudkip.

A Combusken walks into the bar...

PageEmp March 8th, 2016 3:35 AM

And accidentally sets the entire bar on fire!

Quote:

Originally Posted by FireSnow (Post 9151567)
...and is unable to perform his doctorial duties cause hes got no hands!

Then he should use his wings, right?

A Wingul flies into the bar...

Desert Stream~ March 8th, 2016 4:32 AM

And makes everything wet.

A Tropius walks into a bar...

Pendraflare March 8th, 2016 6:44 AM

...and everyone takes the fruit from its beard.

So a Pelipper enters the bar...

FireSnow March 8th, 2016 10:13 AM

...and downs 3 drinks in one gulp. Many other patrons are impressed and Pelipper and thus begins the legend of Pelipper.

Later, a Kabutops slices its way into a bar...

Lycanthropy March 8th, 2016 10:44 AM

...and asks where he can take dance classes. It has always been his dream to become a professional dancer.

Then an Armaldo enters the bar...

Sun March 8th, 2016 10:52 AM

... and it uses Swords Dance!
So then a Stantler gets into a bar...

FireSnow March 8th, 2016 11:08 AM

...and it mesmerizes people with its antlers.

The bartender's son, Sawk, then enters the bar...

(1000th post :D)

Pendraflare March 8th, 2016 11:52 AM

...and is noticed for its mad karate skills.

Then its cousin, Throh, enters the bar...

Lycanthropy March 8th, 2016 11:53 AM

...and starts a fight with his dad, because he's to lazy to clean his room.

Then an Empoleon waggles into the bar...

Quote:

Originally Posted by FireSnow (Post 9153368)
(1000th post :D)

Woo, congrats! A great moment to stop posting (and give others a chance), don't you think?

FireSnow March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthropy (Post 9153461)
Woo, congrats! A great moment to stop posting (and give others a chance), don't you think?

I suppose I can slow it down a little bit...*proceeds to turn it up to mach 10*

...and Hydro Pumps the belligerent Throh

Just then a little Piplup wanders into the bar...

Pendraflare March 8th, 2016 5:29 PM

...and pecks away at the bartender for no reason whatsoever.

So a Chansey walks into the bar...

PageEmp March 8th, 2016 10:21 PM

And heals everyone in the bar.

A Gothitelle walks into the bar...

Hyzenthlay March 9th, 2016 4:26 AM

...And weeps when it learns everyone's life spans.

Then a Zoroark skulks into the bar...

Adam Levine March 9th, 2016 5:26 AM

...and walks out because Empoleon shouldn't be doing that.

A Prinplup suddenly breaks the bar's door down...

Hyzenthlay March 9th, 2016 5:58 AM

...And chats up one of the waitresses, a Delibird!

So an Octillery sidles into the bar...

Pendraflare March 9th, 2016 7:30 AM

...and uses Octazooka to get everyone inky so it can steal a drink!

So a Sandile enters a bar...

JJ Styles March 9th, 2016 8:10 AM

and showcased its rather amazing movepool.

So a male Gardevoir walked into the bar, and asked the Dragon types.. where's the counter?

PageEmp March 9th, 2016 10:27 PM

An then a Gengar comes out and accidentally hits on him, thinking he was female. Male-Gardy fires a nasty psychic at him and he cries off.

Honchkrow, Gengar's twin brother, enters the bar...

Hikamaru March 10th, 2016 1:37 AM

And tips his "hat" when he says hello.

So a Cubchoo walks into the bar...

Adam Levine March 10th, 2016 4:27 AM

...and sneezes all over Honchkrow.

So a Hypno walks into a bar...

Hikamaru March 10th, 2016 5:21 AM

And sends the entire bar to sleep.

So a Staravia flew into the bar...

PageEmp March 10th, 2016 5:26 AM

And chats with a Butterfree in the bar.

Their good friend, the Pidgeotto flies into the bar...

Lycanthropy March 10th, 2016 9:06 AM

...and brags how he has a Mega while the other regional birds don't.

Then Swellow flies into that same bar...

Hikamaru March 10th, 2016 12:43 PM

And is a bit too clumsy and knocks the bottles over.

So a Mareep walked into the bar...

Abby March 10th, 2016 12:59 PM

And interferes with the free WiFi. The mareep is then thrown out.


An arbok slithers into a bar!

Hikamaru March 10th, 2016 1:16 PM

And uh, scared the entire bar with its pattern.

So a Tyrunt walks into the bar...

Adam Levine March 10th, 2016 2:19 PM

...and bites on the Arbok.

A Druddigon marches into a bar...

Hikamaru March 10th, 2016 2:30 PM

And uh, rips the bar with a Draco Meteor.

So a Riolu walks into the bar...

Abby March 10th, 2016 2:35 PM

The bartender says that they didn't serve kids, and the riolu's parents picked their child up.

A Honedge floats into a bar...

Hikamaru March 10th, 2016 2:40 PM

And says "I'm not a sword I'm not a sword".

So a Florges floats into the bar...

noa March 10th, 2016 3:54 PM

...And says "I WISH someone would buy me a drink!"

A Dunsparce wriggles into the bar...

PageEmp March 10th, 2016 5:10 PM

And digs a bunch of holes in the bar. A Blaziken accidentally falls into a hole as he didn't see it.

Blaziken gets himelf out, walks out of the bar, and walks back in....

Sheep March 10th, 2016 6:50 PM

..and crashes into the door because he had a bit too much to drink.

A Munchlax steals some oran berries off a shop counter and hurriedly makes its way into a bar..

Sirfetch’d March 10th, 2016 8:04 PM

...and is arrested by the Berry police!

So then a Slakoth slowly makes it's way into the bar...

JJ Styles March 10th, 2016 8:06 PM

and falls asleep. As usual.

So the Charizard who was forced to job in the "Death Battle" against Agummon after rampaging through Screwattack's offices and devouring Wizard and Boomstick's private areas, entered into the bar...

PageEmp March 10th, 2016 9:57 PM

And accidentally sets Sheep on fire!

Sheep walks out of the bar and then flies back in as an Emolga...

FireSnow March 10th, 2016 11:11 PM

...and volt switches its way out of trouble! So annoying!

Needing some security the bartender calls Garbodor, who walks into the bar a bit later...

Starry Windy March 10th, 2016 11:21 PM

And it begins to put Toxic Spikes just in case any outlaws passing by.

So a Pidgey soars to the bar...

PageEmp March 10th, 2016 11:37 PM

(Balls I was just going to say a Pidgey flies into the bar SW you mind reader)

And it blows sand onto everyone!

The Pidgey's sibling, another Pidgey flies into the bar...

Adam Levine March 11th, 2016 12:29 AM

...and decides to throw sand at everyone as well!

Soon, a Hoothoot hops into the bar...

Hyzenthlay March 11th, 2016 7:02 AM

...And stares everyone down with its crazy eyes!

A Sentret waddles into the bar...

Adam Levine March 11th, 2016 8:03 AM

...and leaves due to the abundance of birds in the bar.

And soon, an Ekans slithers into the bar...

Abby March 11th, 2016 8:06 AM

The ekans then orders, pays, leaves and gives the bartender a hefty tip!

Before killing him in his sleep.


Tirtouga!Enters the bar!

Adam Levine March 11th, 2016 8:16 AM

...and tells everyone to sing along with him as he performs a shanty.

So a Bonsly hesitantly steps into a bar...

Hyzenthlay March 11th, 2016 8:40 AM

...and disguises himself as a pot plant so when the bar closes he gets free drinks!

A Purugly lumbers into the bar, grumbling....

Adam Levine March 11th, 2016 8:41 AM

...and realizes she's gone to the right place by accident. Now she can taste all the nicotine she likes.

An Ursaring angrily stomps into a bar, breaking the door...

Hyzenthlay March 11th, 2016 9:33 AM

...And signs himself up as the bar's bouncer.

A Dusclops finds its way into the bar...

FireSnow March 11th, 2016 11:26 AM

...and tries to look cool by wearing sunglasses but it just doesn't work when you only have one eye...

A Gengar then walks into a bar...

Melody March 11th, 2016 11:31 AM

...and approaches the bar and tells the bartender "Gimmie a double round of Pecha Berries"

A Shiny Pachirisu walks into a bar...

Adam Levine March 11th, 2016 2:47 PM

...and everyone asks each other if they're color-blind.

So a Drilbur finds its way into a bar...

PageEmp March 11th, 2016 6:35 PM

And also makes a bunch of holes in the bar.

Sheep's bro, a Lucario, accidentally fell into a hole that led to otside the bar. He walks back in annoyance...

JJ Styles March 11th, 2016 7:04 PM

and he's discussing the current Pokken Tournament tier lists.

So a spooky scary Darkrai sent shivers down all the guys...

Adam Levine March 11th, 2016 7:56 PM

...and asks for the most alcoholic drink they have.

So a Wingull flies into a bar...

PageEmp March 11th, 2016 8:12 PM

And vommits in the bar due to seasickness.

A Pidgey flies into the bar...

Adam Levine March 11th, 2016 8:25 PM

...and tries to steal a beer.

Coincidentally, a Rhydon with a shotgun appears in the bar...

Hyzenthlay March 11th, 2016 9:46 PM

...And shouts, "Say hello to my little friend!"

A Ninetales strolls elegantly into the bar...

Adam Levine March 11th, 2016 9:53 PM

...and sits at the same table Rhydon sits at.

A Porygon floats into the bar...

FireSnow March 11th, 2016 10:30 PM

...and challenges Rhydon to a battle! Exciting!

Just then a certified Pokemon referee, Meowth strolls in the bar...

Adam Levine March 11th, 2016 10:45 PM

...and tells Porygon and Rhydon to have a nice, clean fight.

Then, a Phantump enters the bar...

Starry Windy March 11th, 2016 11:01 PM

And brings its fellow Phanthump friends to watch the match together!

So, a Pansear happens to go through the bar...


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