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...and apparently orders some ice cream! =P
http://i.imgur.com/1ITGoxi.png So then a Sandshrew sneaks into the bar... |
And the vanilluxe silently sitting at the bar yells "noooo, not the ice cream sandshrew!" To which he ignores and eats it anyway...
So a audino waddles(idk what to call that walk) into the bar... |
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So then Slugma crawls into the bar... |
And starts giving everyone hugs ^^
So a sandslash tunnels into a bar... |
...and surprisingly doesn't order ice cream. Instead, it wants a soda pop. xD
So then a Dodrio runs into the bar... |
And slips on an ice cube and gets covered in boos boos (who gets that >.>?)
So a swadloon fabulously swooshes into the bar... |
...and orders a MODERATE-ly light drink! Ha...ha...ha...
So then a Feebas splashes its way into the bar... |
And becomes self conscious about its appear and decides to go home
So a magikarp magnificently flops into the bar... |
...and evolves. Uh-oh, they'd better not let it get drunk or anything! xD
And then a Mudkip enters the bar... |
....and realizes that everyone liekz him!
So then a Zapdos flies into a bar... |
And realizes the door is too small for his extravagant wings, then smashes a hole in the roof and flies in, alarming every patron of the bar
So a leavany struts into a bar... |
...and makes new cups for everyone to drink from! Though the cups are made out of leaves, so they're probably not the best. xD
And then a Bidoof makes its way into the bar... |
And immediately is picked up by its trainer who begins to stroke it's head and call it George :P
So a klefki floats into the bar... |
....and locks everyone else out of the bar!
So then a Medicham walks into a bar.. |
...and leaves. The floor's broken.
So a Ralts walks into a bar... |
....and teleports out of the bar to avoid paying it's tab!
So then a Meowth walks into a bar... |
...and offers money to random people.
So a Graveler casually rolls into a bar... |
...and accidentally blows up the bar!
So then a Hitmontop spins into a bar... |
...and impresses everyone with his spinning tricks!
So a Budew waddles into a bar... |
And people water on him thinking he will grow.
A Sandslash walks into the bar... |
...and requests the coldest, most toxic drink in the bar.
So a Golbat flies into the bar... |
....and makes a bat nest in the cupboard!
So then a Raticate walks into a bar... |
...And starts gnawing his overgrown teeth on the bar top! Sweet relief!
A Flabebe floats into the bar... |
...and prays that its flower can actually make it a grass type. It's a sad life...
Then a Growlithe walks into the bar... |
...and warns Flabébé of the dangers of being a Grass-type. Also he scares away Raticate.
So a Bonsly walks into a bar.. |
...and pretends to be a potted plant in the corner!
So then a Mr. Mime walks into a bar... |
...and entertains the guests.
So a Monferno walks into a bar... |
....and monkeys around a little bit before ordering.
So then a Blastoise stomps into a bar... |
...and investigates...something.
So a Huntail "slithers" into a bar... |
And it decided to talk with Blastoise from earlier. Looks like something serious.
So then, a Caterpie happened to crawl into the bar... |
...and takes a comfy seat to spin itself into a cocoon.
Not much later, a Weedle enters the same bar... |
...and tries to turn itself into a cocoon too, only to realize the Huntail.
So a Tranquill flies into the same bar... |
Aaand... decides to form an exploration team with newly evolved Metapod and Kakuna from earlier. Don't tell me this is the Team Tasty 2.0.
So Bulbasaur happened to walk to the bar... |
...and gets bitten by Huntail and pecked by Tranquill (for fun?). Angered, he calls somebody.
So a Bayleef, the one Bulbasaur called, walks into the bar... |
...And soothes everyone with a nice scent. Everyone is calm now.
A Marshtomp waddles into the bar... |
...and tries not look awkward in front of Blastoise.
So a Zorua walks into a bar... |
But disguised as the Goomy that walks into the bar next
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Then the original Goomy comes in and glares at the Imposter until he apologizes for using his likeness without permission. v_v
A sad Raichu walks into the bar... |
....and has it's Lightning Rod activated by the Plusle sitting next to it!
So then a Articuno flies into a bar... |
And freezes the bar! Brrr.
Weedle squirms into the bar... |
And uses hail to make it utterly cold inside. (someone needs some blankets?)
So an Arceus walks into (maybe even arceus even flies into) the bar.. |
...and sends Huntail out. Bad oarfish.
So a Druddigon walks into the bar... |
...and gets mistaken for a hideous creature and chased out of the bar.
Soon after, an adorable little Pachirisu scurries into the bar... |
....and is exiled from the bar!
So then a Shiftry walks into a bar... |
...and gets very grumpy.
So a Joltik crawls into a bar... |
And gives the bartender the 'shock of his life'.
So then a Pidgeot flies into the same bar... |
...and asks Joltik to join his team. Joltik is afraid.
So a Cubchoo walks into the bar... |
And bumps into a Chatot who flies out of the bar.
The Chatot's twin flies back into the bar... |
...and admires Pidgeot.
So a Lombre walks into the bar. |
....and evolves into Ludicolo before dancing!
So then a Budew walks into a bar... |
...and looks for its mother.
So a Kingler walks into a bar... |
And tries holding a drink, which smashes thanks to his claws.
Rhyhorn runs into the bar... |
...and accidentally faints Kingler.
So a Dodrio runs into the bar... |
...and orders three beers, one for each head.
Then a Whirlipede rolls into the bar... |
...and sets up a layer of Spikes at the door!
So then a Bellsprout walks into a bar... |
And steps on the spikes. wups.
Maractus somehow shows up in the bar... |
....and pokes the bartender by mistake!
So then a Floatzel swims into a bar... |
...and gets a medal! The judge is in the bar.
So a Tyrantrum stomps its way into a bar... |
and orders a bucket of Lemonade for himself only.
So a Popplio flopped itself into a bar after escaping from the haters.... |
...and tells a bad pun and everyone leaves.
So then a Castform floats into a bar... |
...and tells a bad pun and everyone leaves.
So then a Castform floats into a bar... |
....and is suddenly so fast from Speed Boosts that no one sees it!
So then a Minun walks into a bar.. |
....and then slides into your DMs.
So then an Altaria flies into a bar... |
...and sings. Everyone is amazed.
Some Unown fly into the bar... |
...and scare the customers!
So then a Goldeen swims into a bar... |
...and leaves because everyone has fallen in love with him. That's right, HIM. Don't judge a book by its cover next time.
So a Dragonair slithers into a bar... |
And this is what happens (I might be using this format for the entirety of the thread):
http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/025.png Bartender! Give me your best energy drink. Consider it done. http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/089.png So a Marshtomp walks into a bar... |
http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/653.png GIVE ME YOUR HOTTEST, MOST MAGICAL DRINK!
But miss, we don't sell spi- http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/615.png http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/653.png DO IT NOW!So a Skarmory walks into a bar... |
And accidentally wing attacks Fennekin.
Fennekin walks out, evolves into Delphox and walks in... |
http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/655.png Hello.
So the Skarmory calls in an Azumarill, who walks in the bar... |
And uses Aqua tail on... what it thought was Delphox.
Primeape ran after it, gave up, and walked back into the bar... |
http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/057.png DID YOU AQUA TAIL ME?!
http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/057.png LIAR! Sir, please calm down. http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/615.png http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/057.png NO! YOU CALM DOWN! Alarmed, a Bayleef walks in the bar... |
And tries to calm down the fight. However, everyone thought he was adding fuel to the fire and so they threw a cake at him.
Bayleef's friend, a Skitty, saw that, and rushed into the bar... |
http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/300.png WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/057.png OH! YOU WANNA FIGHT?! Skitty! What are you doing here? http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/153.png http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/300.png I'mma take this Primeape down. That's it. I'm retiring. http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/615.png So the Cryogonal runs off, and the new bartender, a Hitmontop, walks into the bar... |
And also tries to cool things down at the bar. But he ended up having a cake thrown at him as well.
Mesprit saw the scene and floated inside... |
http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/481.png WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
They threw a cake at me... http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/237.png http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/481.png There's only one way to solve this. So Mesprit calls Celebi into the bar... |
http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/251.png: Any body called me? http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/237.png: Someone threw a cake at me! Help reverse time or something to clean me up, I don't wanna go to the fighter's food place looking like this! http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/251.png: I, uh, I'm afriad to say I'm on a- http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/481.pnghttp://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/153.pnghttp://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/300.png: DO SOMETHING ALREADY! Celebi tries turning back time, but there was a glitch and the bar ends up... in a new, weird dimension. Giratina goes into the bar and... |
http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/487.png Yo, dudes! 'Sup?
Where. Are. WE?! http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/227.png http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/487.png You're in the Distortion World. So a Kecleon anticlimactically enters the bar... |
http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/352.png: Guys... I know how to get out of this place!
http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/227.png: How? How do you know? http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/352.png: I dunno, I think I was summoned here by these posts! I think you need to call this PC user to go make a post about you guys comming out. I think his name is 'Lycanthropy'. http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/300.png: But.. who has a phone to lend us!? To call this guy? PageEmporer types 'Tyrunt', and the mon somehow shows up in the bar with a phone... |
http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/696.png Hello, Sandshrew.
(Yes? http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/027.png) Who is this? http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/184.png (Hmm... Yes. I shall be there. http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/027.png) So the Sandshrew comes in the bar... |
http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/27.png: Well well guys.
http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/227.png: are you the Lycanthropy person? http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/27.png: I don't know. Maybe I am, maybe not. http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/300.png: Dude he's wasting our time. http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/237.png: Sooo... what are we doing right now exactly? Somehow, Dialga shows up in the bar... |
...and now time has frozen.
After Dialga showed up, Giratina came right into the bar... |
http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/487.png Yo, guys!
http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/483.png This is strange. How does time stop in a dimension like this? We don't have answers. We need to escape quick! http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/237.png http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/352.png I...what is going on here? Ice cream. http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/027.png So a Hoopa walks in the bar... |
....and forms a dark portal!
So then a Combee flies into a bar.. |
And turns everything into honey!
Lucario walks into the bar, sensing the chaotic aura of the place. |
Lucario fires a aura sphere, and the bar falls down.
And that woke up spritomb! |
...so then Spiritomb leaves the bar to find it's friend the Dusknoir.
So then the Dusknoir walks into the bar.... |
Before realising the bar was destroyed 2 posts ago.
a team of machoke come to rebuild the bar |
....and are offered free drinks for their services.
So then a Ninjask speedily flies into a bar... |
...looks around, and immediately leaves anxiously.
Then the Shedinja flies cautiously into the bar... |
...and trips over a Stealth Rock and faints S:
So then a Rockruff walks into a bar... |
...and presses the rocks on its neck against a Castform to greet it!
So then a Dedenne walks into a bar... |
....and wonders why it is no longer in the thread title.
So then a Lunatone floats into a bar... |
thinking that he deserve to be in thread title.
So then Starly flies into a bar. . . . |
And started to search for some Oran Berries nearby.
So then, Buneary happens to walk on the bar... |
....and hops on to the nearest bar stool to order a drink!
So then a Mankey walks into a bar... |
...and flips over the table on his way to order!
So then a Emolga glides into the bar... |
....and roosts on one of the bar lights!
So then a Zapdos flies into a bar... |
...and asks for a hyper potion and an energy drink, as he's totally exhausted from a long flight.
Then a Breloom walks into the bar... |
...and it drops its glass with its drink in it.
So then a Gabite walks into the bar... |
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