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Meadow April 8th, 2016 4:35 PM

...and apparently orders some ice cream! =P

http://i.imgur.com/1ITGoxi.png

So then a Sandshrew sneaks into the bar...

magicarp4thewin April 8th, 2016 4:54 PM

And the vanilluxe silently sitting at the bar yells "noooo, not the ice cream sandshrew!" To which he ignores and eats it anyway...

So a audino waddles(idk what to call that walk) into the bar...

Meadow April 8th, 2016 4:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by magicarp4thewin (Post 9196044)
And the vanilluxe silently sitting at the bar yells "noooo, not the ice cream sandshrew!" To which he ignores and eats it anyway...

LOL omg hahaha. xP

Quote:

Originally Posted by magicarp4thewin (Post 9196044)
So a audino waddles(idk what to call that walk) into the bar...

...and tells everyone that excessive drinking is bad for your health!

So then Slugma crawls into the bar...

magicarp4thewin April 8th, 2016 5:01 PM

And starts giving everyone hugs ^^

So a sandslash tunnels into a bar...

Meadow April 8th, 2016 5:12 PM

...and surprisingly doesn't order ice cream. Instead, it wants a soda pop. xD

So then a Dodrio runs into the bar...

magicarp4thewin April 8th, 2016 5:15 PM

And slips on an ice cube and gets covered in boos boos (who gets that >.>?)

So a swadloon fabulously swooshes into the bar...

Meadow April 8th, 2016 5:18 PM

...and orders a MODERATE-ly light drink! Ha...ha...ha...

So then a Feebas splashes its way into the bar...

magicarp4thewin April 8th, 2016 5:22 PM

And becomes self conscious about its appear and decides to go home

So a magikarp magnificently flops into the bar...

Meadow April 8th, 2016 5:35 PM

...and evolves. Uh-oh, they'd better not let it get drunk or anything! xD

And then a Mudkip enters the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 8th, 2016 5:35 PM

....and realizes that everyone liekz him!

So then a Zapdos flies into a bar...

magicarp4thewin April 8th, 2016 5:38 PM

And realizes the door is too small for his extravagant wings, then smashes a hole in the roof and flies in, alarming every patron of the bar

So a leavany struts into a bar...

Meadow April 8th, 2016 5:40 PM

...and makes new cups for everyone to drink from! Though the cups are made out of leaves, so they're probably not the best. xD

And then a Bidoof makes its way into the bar...

magicarp4thewin April 8th, 2016 5:43 PM

And immediately is picked up by its trainer who begins to stroke it's head and call it George :P

So a klefki floats into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 8th, 2016 5:46 PM

....and locks everyone else out of the bar!

So then a Medicham walks into a bar..

Adam Levine April 8th, 2016 11:23 PM

...and leaves. The floor's broken.

So a Ralts walks into a bar...

Sirfetch’d April 17th, 2016 5:13 PM

....and teleports out of the bar to avoid paying it's tab!

So then a Meowth walks into a bar...

Adam Levine April 17th, 2016 5:16 PM

...and offers money to random people.

So a Graveler casually rolls into a bar...

Sirfetch’d April 17th, 2016 5:18 PM

...and accidentally blows up the bar!

So then a Hitmontop spins into a bar...

Adam Levine April 17th, 2016 6:12 PM

...and impresses everyone with his spinning tricks!

So a Budew waddles into a bar...

PageEmp April 17th, 2016 10:40 PM

And people water on him thinking he will grow.

A Sandslash walks into the bar...

Adam Levine April 18th, 2016 1:23 AM

...and requests the coldest, most toxic drink in the bar.

So a Golbat flies into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 21st, 2016 3:35 PM

....and makes a bat nest in the cupboard!

So then a Raticate walks into a bar...

noa April 21st, 2016 4:44 PM

...And starts gnawing his overgrown teeth on the bar top! Sweet relief!

A Flabebe floats into the bar...

Lycanthropy April 23rd, 2016 1:55 AM

...and prays that its flower can actually make it a grass type. It's a sad life...

Then a Growlithe walks into the bar...

Adam Levine April 23rd, 2016 4:08 AM

...and warns Flabébé of the dangers of being a Grass-type. Also he scares away Raticate.

So a Bonsly walks into a bar..

Sirfetch’d April 27th, 2016 2:36 PM

...and pretends to be a potted plant in the corner!

So then a Mr. Mime walks into a bar...

Adam Levine April 28th, 2016 5:18 AM

...and entertains the guests.

So a Monferno walks into a bar...

Sirfetch’d April 29th, 2016 9:47 AM

....and monkeys around a little bit before ordering.

So then a Blastoise stomps into a bar...

Adam Levine April 29th, 2016 9:21 PM

...and investigates...something.

So a Huntail "slithers" into a bar...

Starry Windy April 30th, 2016 7:04 AM

And it decided to talk with Blastoise from earlier. Looks like something serious.

So then, a Caterpie happened to crawl into the bar...

Lycanthropy April 30th, 2016 9:15 AM

...and takes a comfy seat to spin itself into a cocoon.

Not much later, a Weedle enters the same bar...

Adam Levine May 1st, 2016 10:05 PM

...and tries to turn itself into a cocoon too, only to realize the Huntail.

So a Tranquill flies into the same bar...

Starry Windy May 1st, 2016 11:37 PM

Aaand... decides to form an exploration team with newly evolved Metapod and Kakuna from earlier. Don't tell me this is the Team Tasty 2.0.

So Bulbasaur happened to walk to the bar...

Adam Levine May 2nd, 2016 4:36 PM

...and gets bitten by Huntail and pecked by Tranquill (for fun?). Angered, he calls somebody.

So a Bayleef, the one Bulbasaur called, walks into the bar...

noa May 2nd, 2016 9:09 PM

...And soothes everyone with a nice scent. Everyone is calm now.

A Marshtomp waddles into the bar...

Adam Levine May 3rd, 2016 1:54 AM

...and tries not look awkward in front of Blastoise.

So a Zorua walks into a bar...

SharpedoBait May 3rd, 2016 10:08 AM

But disguised as the Goomy that walks into the bar next

DyingWillFlareon May 4th, 2016 12:13 PM

Then the original Goomy comes in and glares at the Imposter until he apologizes for using his likeness without permission. v_v

A sad Raichu walks into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 4th, 2016 2:17 PM

....and has it's Lightning Rod activated by the Plusle sitting next to it!

So then a Articuno flies into a bar...

PageEmp May 5th, 2016 12:08 AM

And freezes the bar! Brrr.

Weedle squirms into the bar...

TheLegendaryGuy May 5th, 2016 12:57 AM

And uses hail to make it utterly cold inside. (someone needs some blankets?)
So an Arceus walks into (maybe even arceus even flies into) the bar..

Adam Levine May 5th, 2016 2:20 AM

...and sends Huntail out. Bad oarfish.

So a Druddigon walks into the bar...

FireSnow May 6th, 2016 9:40 AM

...and gets mistaken for a hideous creature and chased out of the bar.

Soon after, an adorable little Pachirisu scurries into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 6th, 2016 6:08 PM

....and is exiled from the bar!

So then a Shiftry walks into a bar...

Adam Levine May 7th, 2016 6:41 PM

...and gets very grumpy.

So a Joltik crawls into a bar...

TheLegendaryGuy May 7th, 2016 7:21 PM

And gives the bartender the 'shock of his life'.
So then a Pidgeot flies into the same bar...

Adam Levine May 8th, 2016 9:22 AM

...and asks Joltik to join his team. Joltik is afraid.

So a Cubchoo walks into the bar...

PageEmp May 8th, 2016 11:31 PM

And bumps into a Chatot who flies out of the bar.

The Chatot's twin flies back into the bar...

Adam Levine May 9th, 2016 12:47 AM

...and admires Pidgeot.

So a Lombre walks into the bar.

Sirfetch’d May 9th, 2016 12:49 PM

....and evolves into Ludicolo before dancing!

So then a Budew walks into a bar...

Adam Levine May 9th, 2016 5:01 PM

...and looks for its mother.

So a Kingler walks into a bar...

PageEmp May 21st, 2016 4:41 AM

And tries holding a drink, which smashes thanks to his claws.

Rhyhorn runs into the bar...

Adam Levine May 22nd, 2016 12:48 AM

...and accidentally faints Kingler.

So a Dodrio runs into the bar...

Lycanthropy May 22nd, 2016 2:44 AM

...and orders three beers, one for each head.

Then a Whirlipede rolls into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 22nd, 2016 11:10 AM

...and sets up a layer of Spikes at the door!

So then a Bellsprout walks into a bar...

PageEmp May 26th, 2016 3:45 AM

And steps on the spikes. wups.

Maractus somehow shows up in the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 26th, 2016 6:09 PM

....and pokes the bartender by mistake!

So then a Floatzel swims into a bar...

Adam Levine May 26th, 2016 10:20 PM

...and gets a medal! The judge is in the bar.

So a Tyrantrum stomps its way into a bar...

JJ Styles May 26th, 2016 10:43 PM

and orders a bucket of Lemonade for himself only.

So a Popplio flopped itself into a bar after escaping from the haters....

Sirfetch’d May 28th, 2016 5:55 PM

...and tells a bad pun and everyone leaves.

So then a Castform floats into a bar...

Sirfetch’d May 28th, 2016 5:55 PM

...and tells a bad pun and everyone leaves.

So then a Castform floats into a bar...

Sirfetch’d May 28th, 2016 6:09 PM

....and is suddenly so fast from Speed Boosts that no one sees it!

So then a Minun walks into a bar..

Sirfetch’d May 29th, 2016 5:55 AM

....and then slides into your DMs.

So then an Altaria flies into a bar...

Adam Levine May 30th, 2016 3:59 PM

...and sings. Everyone is amazed.

Some Unown fly into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 30th, 2016 7:19 PM

...and scare the customers!

So then a Goldeen swims into a bar...

Adam Levine June 2nd, 2016 3:55 AM

...and leaves because everyone has fallen in love with him. That's right, HIM. Don't judge a book by its cover next time.

So a Dragonair slithers into a bar...

Adam Levine June 3rd, 2016 6:07 AM

And this is what happens (I might be using this format for the entirety of the thread):
http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/025.png Bartender! Give me your best energy drink.

So a Marshtomp walks into a bar...

Adam Levine June 3rd, 2016 7:04 AM

http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/653.png GIVE ME YOUR HOTTEST, MOST MAGICAL DRINK!
But miss, we don't sell spi- http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/615.png
http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/653.png DO IT NOW!


So a Skarmory walks into a bar...

PageEmp June 6th, 2016 4:10 AM

And accidentally wing attacks Fennekin.

Fennekin walks out, evolves into Delphox and walks in...

Adam Levine June 7th, 2016 2:35 AM

http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/655.png Hello.



So the Skarmory calls in an Azumarill, who walks in the bar...

PageEmp June 8th, 2016 12:30 AM

And uses Aqua tail on... what it thought was Delphox.

Primeape ran after it, gave up, and walked back into the bar...

Adam Levine June 8th, 2016 1:06 AM

http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/057.png DID YOU AQUA TAIL ME?!


http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/057.png LIAR!


http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/057.png NO! YOU CALM DOWN!


Alarmed, a Bayleef walks in the bar...

PageEmp June 8th, 2016 2:08 AM

And tries to calm down the fight. However, everyone thought he was adding fuel to the fire and so they threw a cake at him.

Bayleef's friend, a Skitty, saw that, and rushed into the bar...

Adam Levine June 8th, 2016 3:03 AM

http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/300.png WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/057.png OH! YOU WANNA FIGHT?!

Skitty! What are you doing here? http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/153.png

http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/300.png I'mma take this Primeape down.


So the Cryogonal runs off, and the new bartender, a Hitmontop, walks into the bar...

PageEmp June 8th, 2016 4:44 AM

And also tries to cool things down at the bar. But he ended up having a cake thrown at him as well.

Mesprit saw the scene and floated inside...

Adam Levine June 8th, 2016 8:06 AM

http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/481.png WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!


http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/481.png There's only one way to solve this.


So Mesprit calls Celebi into the bar...

PageEmp June 8th, 2016 8:39 PM

http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/251.png: Any body called me?
http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/237.png: Someone threw a cake at me! Help reverse time or something to clean me up, I don't wanna go to the fighter's food place looking like this!
http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/251.png: I, uh, I'm afriad to say I'm on a-
http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/481.pnghttp://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/153.pnghttp://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/300.png: DO SOMETHING ALREADY!

Celebi tries turning back time, but there was a glitch and the bar ends up... in a new, weird dimension. Giratina goes into the bar and...

Adam Levine June 8th, 2016 10:37 PM

http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/487.png Yo, dudes! 'Sup?


http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/487.png You're in the Distortion World.


So a Kecleon anticlimactically enters the bar...

PageEmp June 8th, 2016 11:17 PM

http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/352.png: Guys... I know how to get out of this place!
http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/227.png: How? How do you know?
http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/352.png: I dunno, I think I was summoned here by these posts! I think you need to call this PC user to go make a post about you guys comming out. I think his name is 'Lycanthropy'.
http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/300.png: But.. who has a phone to lend us!? To call this guy?

PageEmporer types 'Tyrunt', and the mon somehow shows up in the bar with a phone...

Adam Levine June 8th, 2016 11:48 PM

http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/696.png Hello, Sandshrew.


So the Sandshrew comes in the bar...

PageEmp June 9th, 2016 9:00 PM

http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/27.png: Well well guys.
http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/227.png: are you the Lycanthropy person?
http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/27.png: I don't know. Maybe I am, maybe not.
http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/300.png: Dude he's wasting our time.
http://www.pokemon-trainer.com/images/sprite/icobw/237.png: Sooo... what are we doing right now exactly?

Somehow, Dialga shows up in the bar...

Tsutarja June 9th, 2016 9:25 PM

...and now time has frozen.

After Dialga showed up, Giratina came right into the bar...

Adam Levine June 9th, 2016 9:40 PM

http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/487.png Yo, guys!

http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/483.png This is strange. How does time stop in a dimension like this?

We don't have answers. We need to escape quick! http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/237.png

http://serebii.net/shuffle/pokemon/352.png I...what is going on here?


So a Hoopa walks in the bar...

Sirfetch’d June 24th, 2016 8:03 AM

....and forms a dark portal!

So then a Combee flies into a bar..

Lucario June 25th, 2016 2:43 AM

And turns everything into honey!

Lucario walks into the bar, sensing the chaotic aura of the place.

PKMNEdward June 25th, 2016 2:46 AM

Lucario fires a aura sphere, and the bar falls down.

And that woke up spritomb!

Sirfetch’d June 25th, 2016 11:56 AM

...so then Spiritomb leaves the bar to find it's friend the Dusknoir.

So then the Dusknoir walks into the bar....

Lucario June 27th, 2016 11:25 PM

Before realising the bar was destroyed 2 posts ago.

a team of machoke come to rebuild the bar

Sirfetch’d June 28th, 2016 7:24 PM

....and are offered free drinks for their services.

So then a Ninjask speedily flies into a bar...

DyingWillFlareon June 28th, 2016 8:29 PM

...looks around, and immediately leaves anxiously.

Then the Shedinja flies cautiously into the bar...

Sirfetch’d July 14th, 2016 4:10 PM

...and trips over a Stealth Rock and faints S:

So then a Rockruff walks into a bar...

Dedenne1 July 15th, 2016 6:11 AM

...and presses the rocks on its neck against a Castform to greet it!

So then a Dedenne walks into a bar...

Sirfetch’d July 15th, 2016 11:30 AM

....and wonders why it is no longer in the thread title.

So then a Lunatone floats into a bar...

Desinishon July 17th, 2016 10:45 PM

thinking that he deserve to be in thread title.


So then Starly flies into a bar. . . .

Starry Windy July 19th, 2016 1:51 AM

And started to search for some Oran Berries nearby.

So then, Buneary happens to walk on the bar...

Sirfetch’d July 19th, 2016 2:29 PM

....and hops on to the nearest bar stool to order a drink!

So then a Mankey walks into a bar...

Dedenne1 July 20th, 2016 2:59 PM

...and flips over the table on his way to order!

So then a Emolga glides into the bar...

Sirfetch’d July 20th, 2016 3:38 PM

....and roosts on one of the bar lights!

So then a Zapdos flies into a bar...

Lycanthropy July 26th, 2016 9:47 AM

...and asks for a hyper potion and an energy drink, as he's totally exhausted from a long flight.

Then a Breloom walks into the bar...

Zoroark Cutie July 26th, 2016 10:24 AM

...and it drops its glass with its drink in it.

So then a Gabite walks into the bar...


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