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Church of Disconnect - DISconnect from your sins!
Welcome to the Club of Disconnect. We are here as a way out of the dark times and a way to escape the life of Connection that has taken over this world like a plague of locusts and pestilence. Though many of you are lost, fear not. There is hope. There is salvation. There is Disconnect.
We are a family here at the CoD and wish to have you as part of our flock. To join our family, simply pledge "I wish to Disconnect!" If you have never connected before, you may say, "I wish to never connect!" Once you have joined us, you can see our ranking and leveling system below. Basic membership fees are waived for new members, but duties and taxes still apply. Level 123 Grand Snail - the highest level you can achieve. Level 80 Salt Hermit Level 60 Sheep Shepard Level 50 Burrito Taster Level 30 Child of Klip Level 20 Apprentice Level 15 Doof Dissenter Level 10 Newb Level 5 Pleb Level 1 Whelp - you will begin as a Whelp if you have ever previously connected, otherwise you begin as a Level 5 Pleb JOIN US NOW! REPENT! BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! Members: Grand Snail - Klippy Level 80 Salt Hermit - Bardothren Level 50 Burrito Taster - marz Level 30 Child of Klip - JaDe.X105 Level 30 Child of Klip - Nimsy Level 30 Child of Klip - Lawlietta Level 30 Child of Klip - GreyBidoof Level 30 Child of Klip - Golgari Level 30 Child of Klip - Rozureido Level 30 Child of Klip - Sopheria Level 30 Child of Klip - Milotic Level 30 Child of Klip - Melody Level 30 Child of Klip - Hopeless Masquerade Level 30 Child of Klip - Charlie Brown Level 30 Child of Klip - Etherion Level 30 Child of Klip - Wicked Level 30 Child of Klip - desinishon |
I wish never to connect! Mwahahahaha
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I wish to band with my fellow dis-connectors and join the worthy cause.
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ROFL I WISH NEVER TO CONNECT
LEVEL 5 PLEB LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO if i can get level 50 burrito taster im happy :cool: |
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From the Book of Discolations, Chapter 20, Verse 5 AND LET HE WHO HATH UNDERSTANDING RECKON THE END OF TIMES. WHEN THE ALMIGHTLY BLARZIGORD RETURNS AND DOES BATTLE WITH THE BIBARELS AND BIDOOFS. As the forces of Connect do so enter the fray, it is known at the end of times that all shall Disconnect and the world will reboot anew. With the arrival of the Blarzigord comes the end of days and the end of nights. No phase change shall occur during this time of sign-ups. All shall come to be judged by the Blarz and those that have belief in his disconnecting powers - and yet his connecting powers - shall know true judgment. All shall night post. All shall role reveal in the eyes of the Blarzmighty. And all shall [die] in their sins. |
I still don't understand any of this.
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You do realize by joining this club you are all connecting yourselves under a common goal and interest, which is benefiting the very thing you hate?
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I wish to never connect!
Connecting is unsanitary and gross x: |
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I choose not to connect OR disconnect; I will find another way. A third path. One which is not opposite to either but orthogonal to both. I will call it...Tacoshenanigan.
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I wish to disconnect from the disconnect so that I can disconnect while I disconnect.
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Listen you feeble-minded human
Working together is more productive than splitting Your words mean nothing if you dont have somone else to back them up |
Cults are fun.
I wish to never connect! |
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YOU HEATHEN! HOW DARE YOU! THIS IS JUST SOME LAME BOYCOTT FOR MY NEW MAFIA GAME. YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR DISCONNECTION, KLIPPY.
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