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Klippy January 7th, 2016 9:53 AM

Church of Disconnect - DISconnect from your sins!
 
Welcome to the Club of Disconnect. We are here as a way out of the dark times and a way to escape the life of Connection that has taken over this world like a plague of locusts and pestilence. Though many of you are lost, fear not. There is hope. There is salvation. There is Disconnect.

We are a family here at the CoD and wish to have you as part of our flock. To join our family, simply pledge "I wish to Disconnect!" If you have never connected before, you may say, "I wish to never connect!"

Once you have joined us, you can see our ranking and leveling system below. Basic membership fees are waived for new members, but duties and taxes still apply.

Level 123 Grand Snail - the highest level you can achieve.
Level 80 Salt Hermit
Level 60 Sheep Shepard
Level 50 Burrito Taster
Level 30 Child of Klip
Level 20 Apprentice
Level 15 Doof Dissenter
Level 10 Newb
Level 5 Pleb
Level 1 Whelp - you will begin as a Whelp if you have ever previously connected, otherwise you begin as a Level 5 Pleb

JOIN US NOW! REPENT! BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

Members:
Grand Snail - Klippy
Level 80 Salt Hermit - Bardothren
Level 50 Burrito Taster - marz
Level 30 Child of Klip - JaDe.X105
Level 30 Child of Klip - Nimsy
Level 30 Child of Klip - Lawlietta
Level 30 Child of Klip - GreyBidoof
Level 30 Child of Klip - Golgari
Level 30 Child of Klip - Rozureido
Level 30 Child of Klip - Sopheria
Level 30 Child of Klip - Milotic
Level 30 Child of Klip - Melody
Level 30 Child of Klip - Hopeless Masquerade
Level 30 Child of Klip - Charlie Brown
Level 30 Child of Klip - Etherion
Level 30 Child of Klip - Wicked
Level 30 Child of Klip - desinishon

Myriad January 7th, 2016 9:55 AM

I wish never to connect! Mwahahahaha

Klippy January 7th, 2016 9:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bardothren (Post 9066943)
I wish to Disconnect! Save me from the sins and blasphemy of the unholy Connection!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lawlietta (Post 9066944)
I wish never to connect! Mwahahahaha


https://i.imgur.com/Eiahah.jpg

GreyBidoof January 7th, 2016 9:58 AM

I wish to band with my fellow dis-connectors and join the worthy cause.

Klippy January 7th, 2016 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreyBidoof (Post 9066951)
I wish to band with my fellow dis-connectors and join the worthy cause.

http://i.imgur.com/Q7mecTf.gif

Klippy January 7th, 2016 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bardothren (Post 9066957)
And now, I hereby Disconnect from Club Disconnect to seek the ultimate source of Disconnect. Farewell.

Your enlightened worldview has given you 5000 exp. You are now Level 80 Salt Hermit.

Klippy January 7th, 2016 10:07 AM

http://i.imgur.com/rmirB9C.png

Klippy January 7th, 2016 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat (Post 9066969)

http://i.imgur.com/aovGgKD.gif

Foxrally January 7th, 2016 10:16 AM

http://i.imgur.com/VC6wIWo.gif

Klippy January 7th, 2016 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foxrally (Post 9066976)

https://stormwindbait.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/disconnected1.jpg

Alex January 7th, 2016 10:19 AM

ROFL I WISH NEVER TO CONNECT

LEVEL 5 PLEB LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

if i can get level 50 burrito taster im happy :cool:

Klippy January 7th, 2016 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marz (Post 9066979)
ROFL I WISH NEVER TO CONNECT

LEVEL 5 PLEB LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

if i can get level 50 burrito taster im happy :cool:

You made me spaghetti, so I'll give you some early adopter exp. Level 30 Child of Klip.

Alex January 7th, 2016 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klippy (Post 9066980)
You made me spaghetti, so I'll give you some early adopter exp. Level 30 Child of Klip.

half way to my goal already what a dream come true

Klippy January 7th, 2016 10:29 AM

From the Book of Discolations, Chapter 20, Verse 5


AND LET HE WHO HATH UNDERSTANDING RECKON THE END OF TIMES.

WHEN THE ALMIGHTLY BLARZIGORD RETURNS AND DOES BATTLE WITH THE BIBARELS AND BIDOOFS.

As the forces of Connect do so enter the fray, it is known at the end of times that all shall Disconnect and the world will reboot anew. With the arrival of the Blarzigord comes the end of days and the end of nights. No phase change shall occur during this time of sign-ups. All shall come to be judged by the Blarz and those that have belief in his disconnecting powers - and yet his connecting powers - shall know true judgment.

All shall night post. All shall role reveal in the eyes of the Blarzmighty. And all shall [die] in their sins.

txteclipse January 7th, 2016 11:31 AM

I still don't understand any of this.

Strange January 7th, 2016 12:01 PM

You do realize by joining this club you are all connecting yourselves under a common goal and interest, which is benefiting the very thing you hate?

Bidoof FTW January 7th, 2016 12:20 PM

I wish to never connect!

Connecting is unsanitary and gross x:

Klippy January 7th, 2016 1:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizardman11 (Post 9067081)
You do realize by joining this club you are all connecting yourselves under a common goal and interest, which is benefiting the very thing you hate?

You realize as a Level 123 Grand Snail, I can literally melt your posts into nothingness!?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golgari (Post 9067104)
I wish to never connect!

Connecting is unsanitary and gross x:

Welcome, Level 5 Pleb!

txteclipse January 7th, 2016 1:15 PM

I choose not to connect OR disconnect; I will find another way. A third path. One which is not opposite to either but orthogonal to both. I will call it...Tacoshenanigan.

Omicron January 7th, 2016 1:23 PM

http://www.reddit.com/r/doofworship

Sopheria January 7th, 2016 1:49 PM

I wish to disconnect from the disconnect so that I can disconnect while I disconnect.

Draskk January 7th, 2016 2:17 PM

Listen you feeble-minded human
Working together is more productive than splitting
Your words mean nothing if you dont have somone else to back them up

Nimsy January 7th, 2016 2:49 PM

Cults are fun.

I wish to never connect!

Klippy January 7th, 2016 3:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rozureido (Post 9067171)
y a wn

This is considered a legally verbal binding agreement to join the Club of Disconnect. Welcome Level 5, Pleb!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sopheria (Post 9067195)
I wish to disconnect from the disconnect so that I can disconnect while I disconnect.

This is considered a legally verbal binding agreement to join the Club of Disconnect. Welcome Level 5, Pleb!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimsy (Post 9067260)
Cults are fun.

I wish to never connect!

Welcome, Level 5 Pleb! This is no cult, but true salvation!

Salzorrah January 7th, 2016 4:07 PM

YOU HEATHEN! HOW DARE YOU! THIS IS JUST SOME LAME BOYCOTT FOR MY NEW MAFIA GAME. YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR DISCONNECTION, KLIPPY.


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