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Palamon January 21st, 2016 6:44 PM

If You Woke Up The Opposite Sex...
 
Say, one morning, you found yourself in the body of the opposite sex. What would be the first thing you'd do? Nothing nsfw, keep that out of here. I'd be really happy, honestly. Saves the time for surgery! What would I do? Embrace my new body, and live my life the exact same way I did before.

Skip Class January 21st, 2016 10:46 PM

Don't think I'd do much really aside from learning how to use the male genital.

Melody January 21st, 2016 11:34 PM

I cannot lie; I'd be so happy to wake up as a female.

Like seriously. I'd immediately bust out the cash and buy clothes. Very bright, feminine clothes. And wear makeup every day to work and all.

I do want that someday for myself. Surgery eventually I hope. :3

pkmin3033 January 22nd, 2016 3:33 AM

I think I'd probably freak out. I mean, seriously, I just suddenly turn into the opposite gender, with no explanation why? I'd scream the place down. What the hell would prompt that sort of thing? What implications would it have on my health going forward? I expect my first few hours would be mindless panic.

I think I'd have a hard time adjusting biologically. After all, girls and boys have different toys, and getting adjusted to the physical changes would probably be quite difficult. Psychologically, once I'd calmed down a little I'd probably adjust pretty quickly - gender is a physical thing only for me; I don't identify as male or female and that wouldn't change - but yeah, I don't think anyone would be able to just have it immediately click in that sense. Not all at once.

starseed galaxy auticorn January 22nd, 2016 5:50 AM

I'd probably still be the same... but I'd be gay for my male fangirl crushes. 8D I'd also be upset because being a girl is something I'm used to. :c I'd probably act all girly and shit too.

Ammako January 22nd, 2016 6:30 AM

It'd be perfect.

Nah January 22nd, 2016 6:48 AM

nsfw stuff is probably what I'd do first tho, after briefly wondering how/why it happened

gimmepie January 22nd, 2016 7:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Nah (Post 9086812)
nsfw stuff is probably what I'd do first tho, after briefly wondering how/why it happened

Not going to lie, I was about to make the exact same reply.

moon January 22nd, 2016 8:43 AM

I'd likely go bawwww and miss my boobs and then try to accept the fact that I'm suddenly a tiny gay boy. With fabulous eyes tho.

Alfieri January 22nd, 2016 8:49 AM

Grab my tits.

Keiran January 22nd, 2016 9:01 AM

I would go out [email protected] yas gurl

Alex January 22nd, 2016 9:05 AM

play with boobs, experience pee, and hope it goes away lol

Hikamaru January 22nd, 2016 9:47 AM

I probably wouldn't like being a dude... because I know women have more clothing options than the men, and I'm used to the stuff ladies go through.

MiracleGhost47 January 22nd, 2016 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Archy (Post 9086977)
Only you? ;)

I don't even know what that means, but I'll assume I'm better off that way...

moon January 22nd, 2016 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by marz (Post 9086912)
experience pee, and hope it goes away lol

The peeing never goes away, sorry.

Ammako January 22nd, 2016 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire (Post 9087004)
The peeing never goes away, sorry.

It's a curse.

Kanzler January 22nd, 2016 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nah (Post 9086812)
nsfw stuff is probably what I'd do first tho, after briefly wondering how/why it happened

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Originally Posted by gimmepie (Post 9086838)
Not going to lie, I was about to make the exact same reply.

ehehehe

after I would analyze myself to see if I'm hot. I hope I'd be hot.

Talon January 22nd, 2016 11:38 AM

I'd be like
"wat"
and just carry on with the rest of my day

Nah January 22nd, 2016 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Kanzler (Post 9087043)
ehehehe

after I would analyze myself to see if I'm hot. I hope I'd be hot.

I hope I'd be hot too

Crunch Punch January 22nd, 2016 12:15 PM

I would melt in disgust because girls are icky

Sopheria January 22nd, 2016 12:19 PM

If I had a boyfriend this would be the perfect time to say "I wake up the opposite sex every morning!" :D

Honestly though, first I would freak out because what the heck. Then, I'd go to the gym and see how much I can lift. If I could lift more than 50 pounds that would be an improvement so...I'd feel pretty proud of myself. Then I'd go right back to freaking out, and would probably spend the rest of my days cursing the heavens about my horrible, and unusual fate.

Syndrome January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM

I'd try out for the WNBA.

LordGrizz January 22nd, 2016 12:35 PM

I'd be pretty depressed. I like the sweet simplicity of being a dude. I can pee where I want, my clothes don't come in 70 sizes, and I'm not tasked with pushing small humans from my sex organs? No thanks, I'm goin back to bed wake me up when it dangles again.

Ammako January 22nd, 2016 1:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sopheria (Post 9087107)
If I had a boyfriend this would be the perfect time to say "I wake up the opposite sex every morning!" :D

Honestly though, first I would freak out because what the heck. Then, I'd go to the gym and see how much I can lift. If I could lift more than 50 pounds that would be an improvement so...I'd feel pretty proud of myself. Then I'd go right back to freaking out, and would probably spend the rest of my days cursing the heavens about my horrible, and unusual fate.

It depends on what OP means by waking up as the opposite sex.
If it just changes your body to the opposite sex, then your muscular mass should remain the same so you wouldn't be able to lift any more than you currently do. It would however be much easier to gain muscular mass if you worked out.

But if they mean, waking up in someone else's body of the opposite gender, then it would depend on if that person had a lot of muscle. :p

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Originally Posted by LordGrizz (Post 9087121)
and I'm not tasked with pushing small humans from my sex organs?

Well, having children is not mandatory.

LordGrizz January 22nd, 2016 1:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ammako (Post 9087152)
Well, having children is not mandatory.

Very true, however as someone whose about 80% sure I want kids as a female its then me giving birth to them. It was in my highschool health class I learned how lucky I was to be born a dude. Nothing in this world would to me would be worth waking up as a chick... No offense ladies :D.

Margaery Tyrell January 22nd, 2016 2:26 PM

Oh man.

I'd go have a spree. I'd doll myself up, and commence hoeing.

Megan January 22nd, 2016 2:29 PM

Well, my first thought would probably be something like "I'm so ugly!". {XD}

d January 22nd, 2016 2:55 PM

I'd immediately go have the surgery to change back.

polymorphism January 22nd, 2016 8:10 PM

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Originally Posted by zappyspiker (Post 9086578)
Don't think I'd do much really aside from learning how to use the male genital.

peeing without sitting down is pretty awesome

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Originally Posted by marz (Post 9086912)
play with boobs

same, same

I'd be interested to experience a period and what true pain is. I think I might enjoy it more than being a man? Now I by no means hate being a man nor think of myself as trans but if I woke up as a woman I'd say a lot of things I'm interested in are constrained due to societal expectations because I am male.

All that being said though I'd probably hate the political atmosphere around my sex the most.

Also I'd hate buying bras. I actually bought a bra for one of my friends the other day because she was short on cash and needed one. She was surprised when I offered to pay for it, but I just said "If it was a video game or something else I would have said the same thing. How does being a bra change anything?" The outcome of that exchange however was me being $53 poorer, RIP wallet.

Oh also buying feminine care products would suck because of the financial burden especially when I make less (presumably) for the same job.

Sycamorph January 22nd, 2016 8:47 PM

I'd go to a doctor to have this checked out, it can't be healthy.

Somewhere_ January 22nd, 2016 9:15 PM

So I guess this would make me straight? Or gay?

Anyways, I would be more worried about what the heck i do with my life... like how will friends and family react to this? Assuming that wont be an issue, idk what the heck is normal to where. Id probably dress more like a guy...

This might just make my anxieties 10x worse.

Flowerchild January 22nd, 2016 9:53 PM

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Originally Posted by cigarette butt (Post 9087324)
I'd immediately go have the surgery to change back.

Someone here is not thinking creatively.

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Originally Posted by Nah (Post 9086812)
nsfw stuff is probably what I'd do first tho, after briefly wondering how/why it happened

Almost certainly this, then go back to sleep and wonder if it'll be gone. If it persists then I'm off to buy a ton of dresses and flirt with cute boys.

MiracleGhost47 January 23rd, 2016 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by flight (Post 9088403)
I'd be a hell of a lot happier than I am now, that's for sure. :<

I've always considered my gender to be a near obsolete quality. Am I weird?

The Evil Mewtwo January 23rd, 2016 1:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Ammako (Post 9087032)
It's a curse.

It would be a life time curse.

Ammako January 23rd, 2016 1:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MiracleGhost47 (Post 9088452)
I've always considered my gender to be a near obsolete quality. Am I weird?

No, you be you. Everyone feels differently about it, and that's okay.
In fact that's probably better because it means it's likely to never be much of a problem for you.

The Evil Mewtwo January 23rd, 2016 1:52 PM

I could bypass the homosexual wannabes and maybe carry a lighter body. Hopefully I can get my good strength back and also a big brain. I might get smaller hands but I might enjoy expressing myself with the new body.

Maybe going swimming in a bikini and have a beautiful new body. Also going to the beach and pools in the bikini is pretty fun. Having breasts is also good and having the female genitals would be fun. I will have a cuter butt. It would be funny, if I show my private parts with the new body. Now I can get more clothing option and show beautiful legs. I would have amazing long hair by then.

I would miss having good old erections and hard abs. If I can maintain my strength, the rapists will no choice but to retreat and run away. I will also miss meeting the hot girls.

MiracleGhost47 January 23rd, 2016 1:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Ammako (Post 9088568)
No, you be you. Everyone feels differently about it, and that's okay.
In fact that's probably better because it means it's likely to never be much of a problem for you.

Sure. As long as others don't see me as the awkward oddball I guess it's a good thing.
Tbh I don't feel anything at all when when it comes to my gender emotion-wise. It's hard for me to feel okay about not having feelings for something that is supposedly the key to a much happier life for others. What if I would be much happier as a trans without knowing it?

Ammako January 23rd, 2016 2:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MiracleGhost47 (Post 9088577)
Sure. As long as others don't see me as the awkward oddball I guess it's a good thing.
Tbh I don't feel anything at all when when it comes to my gender emotion-wise. It's hard for me to feel okay about not having feelings for something that is supposedly the key to a much happier life for others. What if I would be much happier as a trans without knowing it?

Could be a possibility. That's something you may figure out later if that turns out to be the case.
For now, as long as you didn't genuinely feel unhappy it's not really worth worrying about. :p

Also, if you're worried about being seen as different/odd, it'd be much worse as trans, haha.
It can be the key to a much happier life for other people but it doesn't mean everyone has to feel that way about their gender. A lot of people don't really care about it either. Everyone's different.

MiracleGhost47 January 23rd, 2016 2:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ammako (Post 9088612)
Could be a possibility. That's something you may figure out later if that turns out to be the case.
For now, as long as you didn't genuinely feel unhappy it's not really worth worrying about. :p

Also, if you're worried about being seen as different/odd, it'd be much worse as trans, haha.
It can be the key to a much happier life for other people but it doesn't mean everyone has to feel that way about their gender. A lot of people don't really care about it either. Everyone's different.

Admittedly, I am too outgoing sometimes. I wish opinions could be more black and white. It's hard to truly respect something you don't understand without giving it the benefit of the doubt.
Regardless of how I feel or how different I am, the fact of the matter is that respect is important, and "the benefit of the doubt" is just a form of pseudo-respect. I wonder how meaningful that is.
I might be swooping from the original subject too much. Sorry. I'll end it here and make a new thread if I have any other thoughts on the matter.

Bellsprout January 23rd, 2016 4:47 PM

there's only one thing to do

Evening January 23rd, 2016 5:41 PM

That would be really bad.

Astinus January 23rd, 2016 7:02 PM

I'd be so happy to wake up as the opposite sex because it means no surgery and I can finally be the handsome man I always knew I could be.

Aurora January 24th, 2016 8:14 PM

If I woke up as the opposite sex I would scream from the hilltops with sheer glee. The living hell I have endured and will probably still endure for quite a while now would finally be over. It would also save me a lot of trouble.

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derozio January 24th, 2016 11:57 PM

I'd ogle my own tits. And then nsfw stuff. And I'd be a lesbian. Because I don't think my sexual orientation would change, would it? :p

It'd be pretty damn nice, tbh. But I've heard horror stories of women suffering from periods. So I'm not sure about that haha. XD;

Darklordbambi January 27th, 2016 10:32 AM

Prolly check myself out, see if I look good n junk, try and enjoy it as almost a sort of simulator experience and HOPE it wasn't permanent. Being a woman for a day would be a fun experience, but I would eventually wanna go back to my life as a dude.

Arylett Charnoa January 27th, 2016 10:39 AM

I would be horrified and hope I was dreaming. That is one of the last things I want. Not only that, but I would be a seriously ugly piece of man. Already, I have issues with my body. I really cannot explain how much my self-hatred would increase and how genuinely stressful such an experience would be. The only me that can exist is female. End of story. Although I cannot say that I wouldn't try to experiment with the sensation of a male organ... in terrified curiosity. I am quite curious about what the other gender experiences.

Also, I will add that it wouldn't be so bad if it were the body of a male I find attractive. (Rare, but it happens) Still though, I'd rather be female.

NinjaRaichu January 27th, 2016 12:34 PM

I dont think i'm super feminine looking anyway so I guess I'd look pretty much the same? except the dude parts and hopefully smaller boobs lol. I think I would also be much more interested in working out.

But idk I dress pretty masculine anyway so wouldn't be a lot of change there but while ive never actually wanted to become a guy and I don't think i'd really mind if I was was one but I imagine it would be difficult dealing with other people.

But yeah as for what I'd do first, probably the nsfw stuff because why not? :P

Murmansk January 27th, 2016 7:13 PM

I'd be very sad that I can't just scarf down huge quantities of food and turn it into muscle.

Salzorrah January 27th, 2016 10:59 PM

hnng


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