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Charlie Brown February 19th, 2016 4:40 PM

In the movie about your life...
 
Who would play you, the lead character? Who would play the antagonist, and what would they be setting out to do? What genre would the movie be, and what songs would be on the soundtrack?

And most importantly - what would it be called?

moon February 19th, 2016 6:11 PM

I dunno about actors, but it would be a trilogy and they would be called

The cat who was afraid of bubbles
The silver trail
The ice of heart

gimmepie February 19th, 2016 7:42 PM

I don't know but it would probably be the lowest grossing film of the decade.

Sirfetch’d February 19th, 2016 8:24 PM

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Originally Posted by gimmepie (Post 9126053)
I don't know but it would probably be the lowest grossing film of the decade.

That's not true! I'd pay lots of money to see the movie about a boy who's lust for pie was taken to the extremes.

pkmin3033 February 19th, 2016 10:50 PM

It would be called The One In The Background, a satirical musical in which I, the lead character - dressed and robed in black, with my face covered by a mask - wouldn't interact with the cast. Everyone around me would be singing and dancing, and I'd just stand there, entirely ignored save for key moments where I might interact with a member of the cast through a series of obscure gestures, which would largely go ignored...or prompt the more obvious satire. The musical itself would be one horrifying metaphor, and the characters themselves wouldn't be individuals in my life so much as allegories for concepts. It'd be very meta, as well - there would be a lot of fourth wall breaking, references to games/anime I like, and quotes.

There would be a movie within a movie - the people around the masked figure, me, would sing, and dance, and enact this whole wonderful plot and story, but the masked figure, me, would do different things, or sometimes nothing at all, and be completely disconnected from events going on around them, save for one or two key moments where things crossed...albeit in a totally different context. The soundtrack would be original, but it'd need to be composed by Inon Zur, John Williams, or Hans Zimmer.

I'd actually rather have a stage play rather than a movie. A stage play can be performed by any second-rate actor, and whilst I would love an all-star cast, second rate acting would give it a whole new, additional meaning.


maccrash February 20th, 2016 7:25 AM

I've been told I could slot in nicely to a Wes Anderson movie. that's either really good or really bad depending on who you are. for me it's the former.

Logan February 20th, 2016 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Team Fail (Post 9126140)
As long as Morgan Freeman narrates it, I wouldn't care about pretty much anything else.

Very good shout that.

Christian Bale every time for me.

Margot February 21st, 2016 11:33 AM

Genre: Film Noir
Content: A focus on my later college days when I worked in politics, except it would be a lot more interesting and dramatic. Like House of Cards, but with interns.
Actress: Nina Dobrev, she'd pull off all the outfits I'd want to wear & would still be beautiful in black and white film.
Leading Man: Jason Momoa BECAUSE LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM IN A SUIT.
Sountrack: Rock n' roll jazzy instrumental songs.

If we made a movie out of my life now, it would basically be Office Space minus the humor and making bank. So let's stick the above -__-

Arylett Charnoa February 21st, 2016 3:46 PM

That movie would be really damn boring. So let's spice it up a bit.

It would be a movie that takes place entirely in my mind (so basically, like that one Pixar movie, except more serious), and details me fighting off physical representations of anger, fear, depression whilst trying to maintain my sanity. Part adventure movie, part psychological horror, even though I absolutely hate horror. (My life mainly consists of fear though, so it fits) And part unintentionally hilarious because of how over the top serious it is. I think all famous actresses look the same, and are too nauseatingly pretty to play the part of me, so I would play myself even if I'm not an actor. (Get an acting coach or something)

The villain would be all of the negative emotions I just said, and anger would be played by Nicolas Cage. Yes, you read this right. Nicolas Cage. The rest, I don't know, because I'd prefer they be female and you know how I feel about actresses. Maybe one of them would be played by an older actress. (Depression or fear) Oh and the music would mostly just be piano, because that's my favorite instrument. But epic rock tracks would play whenever Nicolas Cage appears.

And the movie would be called... Blast: All of Her Thinkings. Why? Because that is what I first named one of my diaries when I was 15 years old. And no, I don't care if it doesn't sound like a movie title. It is the most appropriate for me personally.

Alex February 21st, 2016 7:53 PM

My movie would be so boring

Ice February 22nd, 2016 5:39 AM

I'd be played be Drew Carey. My antagonist would be a wi-fi outage, so you can't really cast for that. But if I had to, I'd say let's have Jack Black have a crack at it. The movie itself would be an indie arthouse piece, because it's high concept. I don't know which songs would be on my soundtrack, but it would be played by Steve Buscemi.

moon February 22nd, 2016 2:36 PM

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Originally Posted by gimmepie (Post 9126053)
I don't know but it would probably be the lowest grossing film of the decade.

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Originally Posted by Ice (Post 9129143)
I'd be played be Drew Carey. My antagonist would be a wi-fi outage, so you can't really cast for that. But if I had to, I'd say let's have Jack Black have a crack at it. The movie itself would be an indie arthouse piece, because it's high concept. I don't know which songs would be on my soundtrack, but it would be played by Steve Buscemi.

I'd watch these. <3

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Originally Posted by marz (Post 9128805)
My movie would be so boring

You'd be the one to edit our movies and get major cred, silly (:

Somewhere_ February 22nd, 2016 7:01 PM

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Originally Posted by gimmepie (Post 9126053)
I don't know but it would probably be the lowest grossing film of the decade.

Same. I dont exactly have an exciting life...

2 hours of me sitting at school or in my chair in my room. Pretty much just sitting reading, playing video games, or watching stuff. And I'm not good enough at video games to make that part interesting lol.

moon February 22nd, 2016 11:06 PM

I would be played by Jenna Coleman btw because I wish I looked like her c:

Universe February 22nd, 2016 11:29 PM

no one really fits me, so i'll play my own main character.

Gilbert Gottfried could be the antagonist, and he'll play the role of My Twisted Mind. just imagine that self-deprecating mental voice we all have as Gilbert Gottfried-- that's the whole movie. he just follows me around and yells at me about everything.

the movie will be called "Casual Existential Crisis".

Her March 8th, 2016 10:17 PM

divine intervention sees julianne moore star as adriana 'harley quinn' pierre in this coen brothers genre-bending dramedy which sees pierre navigate her existence while constantly being fucked around by a deliciously sardonic god (diane keaton) who apparently doesn't have anything better to do in the realm of eternity like honestly

releases worldwide on october 21, 2016

JJ Styles March 11th, 2016 11:44 AM

Title: Whack your Boss

Lead actor playing Me: Tony Jaa, since some forum friends i had a long time ago told me that I looked like him.

Lead actor playing the antagonist: Neil McDonough. You look at this guy and he perfectly plays the characters who i love to hate. He'd play as the ultra-satan Neo Nazi racist white supremacist biggot who thinks that people of color shouldn't get a high paying job while being some money grubbing maniac who wants everything while stepping on everyone's faces.

Leading Lady: Tao Okamoto playing the role of "Jillian" who is "The Boss"'s secretary and my long lost ex.

Director(S): Christopher Nolan and John Woo

Genre: Action Drama, something that resembles the Tony Jaa movies.

Sub Genres: Martial Arts, 90's style action, Grindhouse or loads of graphic violence and blood.

Themes explored: Duality of Man, Principles of right and wrong, "Kill or Be Killed", "Kids are Cruel Jack", Drug addiction, Domestic violence, corruption of public officials and the police force, vigilantism, Ultraviolence, racism, killing lots and lots of neo-nazis.

Why such a rather violent and "EDGY" thing to make a movie about me? Well i had a pretty bad history of behavioral problems as a kid. I was also the kind of person who'd put a middle finger to public officials who I really hated, as well as DA POLICE. This movie is a hypothetical of sorts where what happens if I never fixed some of my behavioral problems and trained myself in Martial Arts, Firearms, Plasma Rifles, Spears, and Muay Thai.

Also why Tony Jaa to play as my psychotic ultraviolent "could have been if i didn't get the proper help" self? Why not? (:<<<

Release Date: "When its done"

Adore March 11th, 2016 5:03 PM

The plot would basically be some depressing-but-ultimately-optimistic indie film about a struggling gay artist trying to find his way in the world, while being antagonized by life itself. Starring Zachary Quinto. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.

starseed galaxy auticorn March 12th, 2016 4:39 AM

Dove Cameron would play me. XD I don't know about other actors, but I know the title would be "Lucky One", which would be a take one Lucky one by Simple Plan. The plot would be about most of my life from the start of my autism diagnosis to where I am now. I would love to have a movie like that, in hopes to inspire others and show just how many of us can thrive. My boyfriend would be played by Harry Styles, of course. <3


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