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Will you Play or Not?
MEGA UPDATE: With how much the gaming world and everyone's taste evolving as of now, I'll be putting in some new changes to our friendly little thread here. Also, some people, including myself have also been using not just commercial games, but also indie and even fanmade games. So might as well include them in the mix, but again USE SPARINGLY.
Here's a pretty simple "game" for everyone at VG to enjoy and with proper context: Will you Play or Not? So you're walking around Gamestop or any store that sells video games, or browsing around Steam and obviously the first thing you see when you are looking for a game is the cover. So based on the cover of the game you are looking at, will you buy/play or not? Mechanics are pretty simple. UPDATE: NEW RULES 1. User posts a cover of a game. You are free to give out a description of the game you are talking about but keep it concise. 2. Next user's post will say "Play" or "Not play" and say your reasons in doing so, and then post a cover of the game you want to show the next user. 3. And it goes on and on. 4. For certain games that do not have a physical disc or something, just post the Official promotional artwork of the game you want to show, such as online games like MMOs. MMOs uses posters for most of the time so use that. 5. Protip: In order to make the experience to be a little more immersive, pretend that you are seeing said VG cover for the very first time, if it is the very first time you are seeing said title's cover art. 6. SUPER PROTIP: Since this thread is a simulation of yourself walking at your respective gamestore or Steam or any platform of selling or distributing games, you are free to try roleplaying as a salesman to the next user. Use sparingly though. And only i can do the crazy Texan Southern gamestop salesman 7. SUPER ULTRA PROTIP: If you feel that posting just the game's logo or cover isn't enough, then you are free to use AT MOST 2 SCREENSHOTS from said game you're selling/showing to the next user. USE Sparingly. Can't flood Example: User 1 - post cover of a game, gives a description Next user - "Yes" I'd PLAY that game. It has certified blood dancin! Then shows a cover of another game. I'll start with this lovely piece: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/doom/images/8/85/Doom.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080913150951 Doom, by id Software. A first person shooter where you play as a lone space marine and fight your way through hordes of demons and monsters and make your way towards the level's exit to kill even more monsters. Will you buy/get or not? Spoiler:
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Buy buy all of the buy Doom is amazing BUY! Shoot demons explore planets BUY!!!
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f2/Oddworld_-_Stranger%27s_Wrath_Coverart.png |
Holy s*** i never thought a badass version of an Abe's game exists. As a somewhat big fan of the Abe series, with the PSX Abe's Odyssey being one of my all time faves, I'd definitely check this out so.. BUY, also its for OG Xbox, aka Best Box.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/Neptunia.jpg Hyper Dimension Neptunia? (come on VG, i know you guys like this) |
I mean, I've played some of the Neptunia games before, but based on the cover alone I'd buy it, mostly because I like JRPGs and it has NISA on its cover. That's pretty much why I got HDN:Mk2, only to find out that NIS wasn't the developer when I actually played it. Welp.
http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/200900/header.jpg?t=1447354706 Cave Story, a game where you jump and shoot things! It has rabbit / dog people. |
I was actually going to buy the 3DS version of this at one point. I forget why I didn't. Lack of funds, I imagine. In any case, I'd buy this...but not for PC.
http://sharkberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/corpse-party-cover.jpg |
The first time i'll be saying "No" since i'll assume this is one of those survival horror kind of games... or something like it. Not a fan of such so i respectfully decline.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/Shank_Art.jpg Shank. |
Pass. Story penned by someone associated with God of War? As entertaining as those games were sometimes with combat, the story was a load of bollocks. There are lots of other titles with a similar style which are much more appealing, so I'd be avoiding this one.
Speaking of... https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/Astro_Boy_-_Omega_Factor_Coverart.png |
I lost my GBA years ago so i can't play anything so pass. Also, there's emulation but that's not the point of that. D:
(You can all laugh at my bad attempt to be a gamestop cashier) Hey picky next user? You're looking for the perfect murder simulator that is 90001x Edgier than that game the kids playin called "Hatred", "Doom" "Grand Theft Auto 5?" and "Metal Gear Rising" ???? PUT AWAY THOSE KIDS GAMES AWAY AND COME WITH ME! I do have the PERFECT GAME FOR YOU BRO OR CHICK! http://www.superclassicvideogames.com/zen%20cart%20software/zen%20cart/images/scan1905.jpg KILLING TIME! TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF OUR CLEARANCE SALE WEEK, AND WE ARE OFFERING A 66.6% DISCOUNT ON THIS GAME RIGHT HERE! (Do i deserve my Leonardo DiCaprio Oscar award for Gamestop Salesman? Plz??) |
Heard AAA games, not interested :P
What about this brilliant game? :D https://a9c22acaee44c3022afd-09904985198ceb8a8dc81ac3bda18303.ssl.cf3.rackcdn.com/p/6514-30314-thickbox.jpg |
Pass. I draw the line at lack of English translation I'm afraid.
http://gematsu.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Omega-Quintet-Box-Art_001.jpg |
I don't have PS4 and I don't think I will buy the console later. So I will not buy Omega Quintet. The game looks interesting tho. I like rpg and anime.
Samurai Warriors 4-II (PC) Spoiler:
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I actually got that bought for me on PS4...I have yet to play it. But I prefer the Samurai Warriors games to the Dynasty Warriors games, so if I didn't have it it'd be on my wants list :3
http://levelupnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-cursed-crusade-box-art1.jpg |
Out of morbid curiosity. Sure. Everything about that box-art screams budget, though.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/JetSetRadioFuturebox.jpg |
That game looks interesting. I'll be playing as a dude with shades and roller blading my way to the streets? Suddenly i feel like the urge. And again its a game for OGXbox so yeah BUY.
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That's on my to-do list, so yes, I'd play that. I really enjoyed Memories of Celceta and I'm curious about the rest of the series.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c5/The_Legend_of_Legacy_boxart.png/440px-The_Legend_of_Legacy_boxart.png |
It honestly looks like a cover for a Bravely Default sequel. Solely looking at the box art, I would actually consider getting this game. The name itself though is a little repetitive with "legend" and "legacy" lol. Don't they basically mean the same thing? Just watched the trailer and you know what? I might actually get this game, so thank you for sharing it!
How about this game for sharing purposes: http://img.gamefaqs.net/box/9/9/2/106992_front.jpg |
Even if i didn't see the game beforehand, I'll Buy it! A Crusader guy with a scythe and that background devoid of color and bleached with sorrow and death? Yell heah!
But honestly, i played it, and i LOVED it. http://s4league.wz.cz/Anime/S4League/S4Gallery/20070716162658_2bd43d04.jpg S4 League. (here's an example of me referencing an MMO. Since MMOs usually do not have boxarts or cover arts, promotional material is the key here) |
Definitely pass on that. The art style is rather nice, but MMOs aren't really my thing at all.
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Ninety_Nine_Nights_8182.jpg ...couldn't find big enough English box art. Probably wasn't looking hard enough, buuuut... |
Designs are interesting to say the least and I'd pick this one up.
(ok im in the mood to let out my inner Gamestop so) GOOD MORNING OR WHATEVER PART IN THE WORLD YOU ARE IN. Were you satisfied with our last offer? Don't worry we always have MORE! Wanna play a real man's game? Wanna become a sexual tyrannosaur, like me? http://www.nesconsole.com/images/thumbs/predator.jpg |
Pass. Really not overly keen on the Predator franchise, and if I'm going to play an old-fashioned Arnie game, I'd rather play the Terminator game that was on the Megadrive. xD
Speaking of... http://66.90.91.26/album_images/8598-E-Front.jpg |
No. I can't tell what genre it is because I'm unfamiliar with the series and its aesthetic doesn't appeal to me. I also don't have the console.
I actually bought this game recently because I loved the cover and it sounded interesting (and I ended up loving it!): http://i.imgur.com/XOrz9SL.jpg?1 Short description: Explore giant planet with an entirely open world design, fight and befriend alien races, pilot giant fighting robots, and ultimately survive and preserve the human race |
This is one of the other talked about games here in VG at some point in time (other than FE of course) and as much as i would to join with the XBC crowd.. well, currently going to respectfully pass this up. Then again, if I ever had a WiiU...
Btw, Shinobi, and its library of games, is a real man's game. My recommended alternative to Ninja Gaiden. *********** (Time to RP as the Gamestop Hippie) Yo man, ever wanted to play a game with the most bodacious tripacious graphics, soundtrack, along with some bug blasting super murderkillathon actionnnnnnn? Well we have the perfect game for you duuuuuuude.. N20 Nitrous Oxide. Also, included back box art since ya know, its the other thing you may also look at when you're checking out a game. Amirite? Spoiler:
Yoooo man i know you might be thinkin? You feeling the trip yet duuuuude? |
Wow that box art is incredibly hard to look at. Highly doubt I'll be playing that anytime soon, lol.
Will you play... Overwatch? Class-based FPS developed by Blizzard made specifically with competitive eSport in mind. http://www.newgamenetwork.com/images/uploads/games/1446925825_overwatch.jpg |
I have my super secret, well now it isn't so secret anymore, beta key from a long time ago so of course I'll be playing it on release.
HEY USER! ARE YOU FEELING SO SADISTIC? TRY CARMAGGEDON http://oceanofgames.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Carmageddon-Reincarnation-PC-Game-Free-Download.jpg Driving game for people who need GRATUITIOUS AMOUNTS OF BRUTALITY! With all new versions like Reincarnation. its like adding a high level of ANGST TO A CAPITAL EXECUTION! Sound the Alarm, for you're going to be UNCOMFORTABLY SADISTIC. What's that? You like strawberry? Well.. how about GOREBERRY! Made with Violence.. GRAPHIC VIOLENCE! |
...OK, I might actually play that, because I remember playing Carmageddon II with a friend and kind of enjoying it. I was younger then. MUCH younger.
http://www.capsulecomputers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/superman-64-box-art.jpg ...would you dare? |
Superman 64 was a part of my childhood. In that we had it. And I played it. And getting passed level one alone was hard as balls. Of course, after I got passed it, I'll say that it had some pretty interesting mechanics to play with that would've done great if they weren't in a shitty, strictly-timed game.
Based on the cover, though, no. Me and Marvel/DC don't really mix. Also, S-man's torso is intimidatingly disproportionate. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/God_Hand.jpg "In this Action game, you play as the legendary God Hand who may or may not actually be legendary or named God Hand. With solid critical acclaim of IGN of a whopping 3/10, this is one of Platinum's earliest works and oozes a lot of the same charm, cheese, and style that you'd expect out of later titles such Bayonetta and Metal Gear Rising! Get ready to bust some balls, ladies and gentlemen, because regardless of whether you're not that kind of guy, you'll have a blast with this one!" |
Yeaaaah probably. I'm pretty interested in it after watching total biscuit's video on it.
http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/413150/header.jpg?t=1456509666 (Literally just grabbed a random game off steam for this one so I can't say anything about it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) |
Ahhh God Hand, the great.... i should stop calling everything i like and everything i want everyone to like "great communicators" and just say.. You know what? I remember God Hand.. now I have to get it. I still remember the salty fans who were disappointed that Gene never made it to Marvel vs Capcom 3.
EDIT: OMG someone actually posted before me. Also getting that because it involves CHICKENS. http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/gungrave/gungravej.jpg Gungrave (also used the JP Boxart because the US Boxart is pretty bad compared to this) |
After searching Wikipedia for the US Boxart, and looking at it's art and design, I say it looks good and I would buy it!....Too bad most of the time I never even try to touch Shooter games, and Playstation titles are a automatic no-go for me. In other words, I would pass on this. Thankfully, I found out that it has an anime! Which I might watch!
Now for a game that, thanks to me, my brother and sister really wants. And I want it too, but we decided on FE Fates instead. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e3/Stella_Glow_logo.jpg It's like Fire Emblem! And by that, I mean it's a tactical RPG. With some slight fan-service (And by that I mean when you 'tune' certain characters, they become slightly naked for an animated cutscene). There are witches, it has a 3DS demo, and it's reviews are mostly positive. |
I was half tempted to buy that game ages ago since its one of the first things i see in the game store's 3ds catalog so... right now not today. Too much fire emblem. Based on the cover though, as much as i like the display of characters, that plain white background is kinda discouraging. But then i saw the backside of the boxart and now I'm so tempted. Gotta save the $$$'s
What could possibly be the game that your Business class professor told you about if he was a gamer. http://i.imgur.com/4ytZBcT.jpg?1 |
That's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to ridiculous and idea for me to buy it. s:
This is one of my personal favorite games http://digitalpolyphony.webs.com/deus_ex_front_preview.jpg |
Hell yeah i'd get Deux Ex. Also, there is an existing gore mod, inspired by Brutal Doom, to it. If you all know me, of course i'd get it as well.
http://gamefiles.alphacoders.com/boxart/original/front/thumb-5243-1.jpg |
I actually have played this game, when I was much younger! For the sake of nostalgia, I might find a working ROM for this!
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/perfectdark/images/2/28/Perfect_dark_cover_art.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090415234839 |
Thread seems to be slowing down, so let me SPICE THINGS UP with some 2016 hopefuls instead. Also I totally get Perfect Dark after i borrow my friend's n64
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Mighty_No._9_cover_art.jpg Come on. I know someone's eager :3 |
"Will anyone ever get to play this?" is the question I think you should be asking here.
I know I won't be regardless =P http://img.gamefaqs.net/box/7/7/6/15776_front.jpg |
I would. Its Panzer Dragoon Orta, one of the best things from the OGBox.
Thread's going a little slow again, time to speed things up. http://i.imgur.com/xhVmYOg.jpg?1 Darksiders, a game you where play as WAR. One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. |
Absolutely; I LOVED this game! The sequel was a bit of a letdown, and the fact that we've not had a Darksiders III yet is infuriating, but this game was so much better than most people gave it credit for. Kickass soundtrack, too.
http://img.gamefaqs.net/box/9/0/1/7901_front.jpg This was actually the inspiration for the Kung Fu Panda films =P |
Eww, it looks like a snake dressed as a tiger. And it looks terrible. And it's made by DreamWorks... Not buy.
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/megaman/images/2/22/Mm9_boxart.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091214044541 Rejected Title: Bad Box Art Mega Man 2: Electric Boogaloo |
Capcom we get it. You dwelled at the Bad Box art Megaman and just decided to go with it. Anyway, I'll pretend i never saw Megaman 9 ever and I'll still pass it over :( I was not a big fan of the classic MM series since i found the lack of wall jump and body slide kinda empty to me.
(Okay, i think its time for the return of the crazy southern Texan Salesman) HEY KIDS! ARE YOU THIRSTING FOR MORE GRAPHIC VIOLENCE AND OLD SCHOOL 90s ACTION!? DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME THAT YOUR PARENTS NEVER TALKED ABOUT? SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL THE LOVE AND TASTE THE FLAME!? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I BET YOU DO! IN FACT, I GOT THE VERY GAME FOR YOU!!!! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Blood_logo.jpg ITS AS CLEAR AS THE BLOOD, IN MY PANTS!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THE VERY LOW PRICE OF ONLY 6.66 USD, YOU CAN GET BLOOD FOR YOUR WINDOWS 7/8/10 OS ALONG WITH THE DUKE3D SOURCE PORT (I'm ready for my academy award) |
ummm if my parents not around... yea
how about this, a game that will ruin your life at the very first second you touch it. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/Counter-Strike_Box.jpg/250px-Counter-Strike_Box.jpg |
I think not. I used to play counter strike, but getting good at the game just takes too long, and I've moved away from first person shooters in general unfortunately. Good game though, cant criticize it on that.
How about this game, Ogre Battle 64: Person of Lordly Caliber (Dang it strangely translated names) https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4c/OgreBattle64.jpg/250px-OgreBattle64.jpg 1999 sequel of the original Ogre Battle built for the N64, probably the most interesting strategy game I have ever played, mixing both real time and turn based combat along with a great class system. |
I would if i could, i might if i tried. Then again, I remember this title.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c5/Attack_of_the_Mutant_Penguins_Cover.jpg Title says enough |
Hell to the **** NO.
I can already guess it's terrible JUST by looking at that box art. This game has no box art, but it has a screenshot for it's title screen, so.....here you go: http://funamusea.com/story/wadanohara/i/sample1.png It's an RPG Maker game! It's a pretty good game, got translated by someone, and it's free, and you can go download and play it right now. But will you, just by looking at this?! |
I've played to death a couple of indie RPGs with graphics like this so of course I'll do..
(Since I'm in a rather cranky but still good mood... time to put another of my salesmen in action) Hello folks. Welcome to the Southern Texan gamestop plex. I reckon that you're interested in a video game? Good lord Jesus christ, thank you for bringing these customers to the Southern texan brew, where the lord lifts you up, and the southern man offers the action! Allow them to indulge in the action, haggle their prices, and make sure they get a fair deal... AMEN (Also, for once I'm not talking about Brutal Doom, I'm talking about another Doom mod i want people to try, and something that may cover other people's tastes) http://i.imgur.com/otgTiCf.jpg by TerminusEst13 Spoiler:
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(Ok, i think I still prefer being the crazy southern texan maniac) |
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