someone's been stealing wheels off of police cars.
police are working tirelessly to catch them.
Ecliptic
March 18th, 2021 7:31 PM
at least they dont get tired. they dont even have them heh.
Roni
March 19th, 2021 12:42 AM
he got the police spinning in circles, just like me
Ecliptic
March 19th, 2021 12:44 AM
omg what if you are the tire
Roni
March 19th, 2021 12:55 AM
no, i'm actually more tired than tire
Ecliptic
March 19th, 2021 1:02 AM
if we get tired, arent we all tires?
Megan
March 19th, 2021 1:56 AM
We don't magically become tires because we're tired. If anything: we're cars, like you know: the movie
Ecliptic
March 19th, 2021 2:22 AM
:O so the cars we use were fake all along!!
Starlight
March 19th, 2021 8:09 AM
My favourite dinosaur is the thesaurus ;)
Ecliptic
March 19th, 2021 8:15 AM
the dinosaurs were books? how many more lies have i been told...
Squirtlenator
March 19th, 2021 10:02 AM
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Starlight
March 19th, 2021 1:48 PM
Ani is short for Anakin. Chewie is short for Chewbacca. Luke is short for a Storm Trooper ;)
Squirtlenator
March 19th, 2021 1:59 PM
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
Ecliptic
March 19th, 2021 9:43 PM
If Squirtle is a turtle and Blastoise is a tortoise...
then whats the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? :thonk:
Squirtlenator
March 20th, 2021 6:40 AM
I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?
Starlight
March 20th, 2021 10:16 AM
I've always found spelling bees incredibly easy... B.E.E.S.
Squirtlenator
March 20th, 2021 10:18 AM
You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother.
ElBurrito
March 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
I told someone the tires on their car were made of rubber. When asked if I was lying I had to tell them it wasn't a lie, it was four wheel.
Squirtlenator
March 20th, 2021 12:05 PM
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
RadEmpoleon
March 21st, 2021 12:17 PM
Chickens are the only animals we eat before they are born and after they die.
Squirtlenator
March 21st, 2021 12:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RadEmpoleon
(Post 10319936)
Chickens are the only animals we eat before they are born and after they die.
mind blown
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
RadEmpoleon
March 21st, 2021 12:33 PM
Bad breath is better than no breath
Squirtlenator
March 21st, 2021 12:34 PM
Don't you wish they made a clap on clap off device for some peoples mouths?
Starlight
March 21st, 2021 1:20 PM
My favourite things are eating PokeCommunity members and not using commas.
Squirtlenator
March 21st, 2021 1:30 PM
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Starlight
April 2nd, 2021 7:31 AM
Drool is such an awesome word, it just rolls off the tongue!
Squirtlenator
April 2nd, 2021 7:32 AM
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
भाग्य ज्योति
April 4th, 2021 6:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squirtlenator
(Post 10328249)
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
WOW! Where are 10 like buttons.
Be like orange, live up to your name.
Squirtlenator
April 4th, 2021 6:39 AM
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
भाग्य ज्योति
April 4th, 2021 6:59 AM
Don't judge something by name. Badminton is not bad.
Squirtlenator
April 4th, 2021 8:15 AM
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Starlight
April 4th, 2021 3:40 PM
I tried to write a poem with a broken pencil. It was pretty pointless.
Squirtlenator
April 4th, 2021 3:47 PM
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
भाग्य ज्योति
April 4th, 2021 6:37 PM
Oh oh, this thread is getting some deep messages.
Squirtlenator
April 4th, 2021 7:12 PM
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
ElBurrito
April 7th, 2021 4:49 PM
Remember, there's no "we" or "us" in "team".
Squirtlenator
April 7th, 2021 5:03 PM
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
Megan
April 26th, 2021 3:27 AM
What if there existed a particle that could survive in a place where the concept of "space" doesn't exist?
^it's silly and yet here I am asking myself that exact question.
Squirtlenator
April 26th, 2021 6:57 AM
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
Megan
April 26th, 2021 7:14 PM
"There's a U in stupid!"
"Oh yes? I'll tell you there's also an I in stupid!...wait what?"
Squirtlenator
April 27th, 2021 7:15 AM
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Megan
April 28th, 2021 8:46 PM
What if the universe is just a giant body? Everything made out of matter being its organs, everything made out of dark matter is its skin and skeleton and everything related to antimatter represents the destructive forces that eat away until nothing is left.
Squirtlenator
April 29th, 2021 5:43 AM
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
ReKoil
April 30th, 2021 9:13 AM
I need a minecraft lama petting zoo.
Squirtlenator
April 30th, 2021 10:17 AM
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.