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Roni March 18th, 2021 7:25 PM

someone's been stealing wheels off of police cars.

police are working tirelessly to catch them.

Ecliptic March 18th, 2021 7:31 PM

at least they dont get tired. they dont even have them heh.

Roni March 19th, 2021 12:42 AM

he got the police spinning in circles, just like me

Ecliptic March 19th, 2021 12:44 AM

omg what if you are the tire

Roni March 19th, 2021 12:55 AM

no, i'm actually more tired than tire

Ecliptic March 19th, 2021 1:02 AM

if we get tired, arent we all tires?

Megan March 19th, 2021 1:56 AM

We don't magically become tires because we're tired. If anything: we're cars, like you know: the movie

Ecliptic March 19th, 2021 2:22 AM

:O so the cars we use were fake all along!!

Starlight March 19th, 2021 8:09 AM

My favourite dinosaur is the thesaurus ;)

Ecliptic March 19th, 2021 8:15 AM

the dinosaurs were books? how many more lies have i been told...

Squirtlenator March 19th, 2021 10:02 AM

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Starlight March 19th, 2021 1:48 PM

Ani is short for Anakin. Chewie is short for Chewbacca. Luke is short for a Storm Trooper ;)

Squirtlenator March 19th, 2021 1:59 PM

Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!

Ecliptic March 19th, 2021 9:43 PM

If Squirtle is a turtle and Blastoise is a tortoise...

then whats the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? :thonk:

Squirtlenator March 20th, 2021 6:40 AM

I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?

Starlight March 20th, 2021 10:16 AM

I've always found spelling bees incredibly easy... B.E.E.S.

Squirtlenator March 20th, 2021 10:18 AM

You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother.

ElBurrito March 20th, 2021 12:02 PM

I told someone the tires on their car were made of rubber. When asked if I was lying I had to tell them it wasn't a lie, it was four wheel.

Squirtlenator March 20th, 2021 12:05 PM

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

RadEmpoleon March 21st, 2021 12:17 PM

Chickens are the only animals we eat before they are born and after they die.

Squirtlenator March 21st, 2021 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadEmpoleon (Post 10319936)
Chickens are the only animals we eat before they are born and after they die.

mind blown


You can't have everything, where would you put it?

RadEmpoleon March 21st, 2021 12:33 PM

Bad breath is better than no breath

Squirtlenator March 21st, 2021 12:34 PM

Don't you wish they made a clap on clap off device for some peoples mouths?

Starlight March 21st, 2021 1:20 PM

My favourite things are eating PokeCommunity members and not using commas.

Squirtlenator March 21st, 2021 1:30 PM

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Starlight April 2nd, 2021 7:31 AM

Drool is such an awesome word, it just rolls off the tongue!

Squirtlenator April 2nd, 2021 7:32 AM

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

भाग्य ज्योति April 4th, 2021 6:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtlenator (Post 10328249)
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

WOW! Where are 10 like buttons.

Be like orange, live up to your name.

Squirtlenator April 4th, 2021 6:39 AM

Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!

भाग्य ज्योति April 4th, 2021 6:59 AM

Don't judge something by name. Badminton is not bad.

Squirtlenator April 4th, 2021 8:15 AM

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Starlight April 4th, 2021 3:40 PM

I tried to write a poem with a broken pencil. It was pretty pointless.

Squirtlenator April 4th, 2021 3:47 PM

He who laughs last, didn't get it.

भाग्य ज्योति April 4th, 2021 6:37 PM

Oh oh, this thread is getting some deep messages.

Squirtlenator April 4th, 2021 7:12 PM

We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.

ElBurrito April 7th, 2021 4:49 PM

Remember, there's no "we" or "us" in "team".

Squirtlenator April 7th, 2021 5:03 PM

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Megan April 26th, 2021 3:27 AM

What if there existed a particle that could survive in a place where the concept of "space" doesn't exist?

^it's silly and yet here I am asking myself that exact question.

Squirtlenator April 26th, 2021 6:57 AM

Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.

Megan April 26th, 2021 7:14 PM

"There's a U in stupid!"
"Oh yes? I'll tell you there's also an I in stupid!...wait what?"

Squirtlenator April 27th, 2021 7:15 AM

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Megan April 28th, 2021 8:46 PM

What if the universe is just a giant body? Everything made out of matter being its organs, everything made out of dark matter is its skin and skeleton and everything related to antimatter represents the destructive forces that eat away until nothing is left.

Squirtlenator April 29th, 2021 5:43 AM

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

ReKoil April 30th, 2021 9:13 AM

I need a minecraft lama petting zoo.

Squirtlenator April 30th, 2021 10:17 AM

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

ReKoil April 30th, 2021 1:15 PM

Eevee, eevee eevee, eevee! @[email protected]

Squirtlenator April 30th, 2021 1:23 PM

Constipated people don't give a crap.

Starlight April 30th, 2021 7:05 PM

I watched a TV show explaining how ships are held together. It was riveting.

ElBurrito April 30th, 2021 7:43 PM

I helped replant an entire forest. After tree days of labor, I was bushed.

Squirtlenator May 1st, 2021 6:20 AM

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

ReKoil May 1st, 2021 9:59 AM

The Falseness is too Truly False to be True.

Squirtlenator May 1st, 2021 10:33 AM

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.

Starlight May 2nd, 2021 7:32 AM

Does a house wear address to dinner? 🤔

ReKoil May 2nd, 2021 7:59 AM

Does take away get taken away from you? =(

Squirtlenator May 2nd, 2021 8:35 AM

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

ReKoil May 2nd, 2021 9:06 AM

Does a beer belly store your beer for you?

Squirtlenator May 2nd, 2021 9:50 AM

Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.

ReKoil May 2nd, 2021 12:38 PM

people are crazy enough when they are acting normal =3

Squirtlenator May 2nd, 2021 12:39 PM

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

ReKoil May 2nd, 2021 1:22 PM

hunger is in the spoon

Squirtlenator May 2nd, 2021 1:29 PM

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

ReKoil May 3rd, 2021 5:21 AM

the end is only the beginning

Squirtlenator May 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.

ReKoil May 3rd, 2021 7:26 AM

One shouldn't wait for the punchline, one should instead punch it.

Squirtlenator May 3rd, 2021 7:28 AM

Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.

ReKoil May 3rd, 2021 8:48 AM

ReKoil.exe has stopped working, please reboot

Squirtlenator May 3rd, 2021 11:39 AM

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.

Starlight May 4th, 2021 5:54 AM

Is a brutal downpour a rain of terror? 🤔

Squirtlenator May 4th, 2021 6:06 AM

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

ReKoil May 4th, 2021 10:45 AM

There is a Cat lover inside everyone 😃

Squirtlenator May 4th, 2021 1:38 PM

I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

ReKoil May 5th, 2021 8:44 AM

Silly is as silly does.

Squirtlenator May 5th, 2021 9:34 AM

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

ReKoil May 5th, 2021 10:13 AM

Party time needs some slime!

Squirtlenator May 5th, 2021 10:17 AM

There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'

ReKoil May 5th, 2021 12:48 PM

I came, I saw, I dun g00fed.

Squirtlenator May 5th, 2021 1:25 PM

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.

ReKoil May 6th, 2021 10:15 AM

knowledge is but knowing things.

Squirtlenator May 6th, 2021 5:26 PM

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree.

StCooler May 7th, 2021 2:41 AM

Jiu Jitsu is the gentle art of folding clothes while people are still in them.
(Seen on a Youtube comments)

Starlight May 7th, 2021 4:41 AM

Pizza and carrot cake both clearly count as portions of fruit and vegetables...

Squirtlenator May 7th, 2021 5:35 AM

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!

ReKoil May 7th, 2021 8:25 AM

You can't spell fart without art. Does that mean farting is an art? Or does that mean art is nothing but a smear of wet farts?

Squirtlenator May 7th, 2021 9:01 AM

You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!

ReKoil May 7th, 2021 1:14 PM

The day after tomorrow is Sunday.

Squirtlenator May 7th, 2021 3:08 PM

The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.

ReKoil May 8th, 2021 8:11 AM

I'll do a thing. a thing in progress. respect the thing.

Squirtlenator May 8th, 2021 8:21 AM

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.

ReKoil May 8th, 2021 8:50 AM

When the moon rises, the crazies come out.

Squirtlenator May 8th, 2021 8:54 AM

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.

ReKoil May 8th, 2021 10:33 AM

When playing games, make sure to play with your feet.

Squirtlenator May 8th, 2021 10:46 AM

Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.

ReKoil May 8th, 2021 12:28 PM

Summon the falafels

Squirtlenator May 8th, 2021 12:37 PM

Those who throw dirt only lose ground.

ReKoil May 8th, 2021 1:32 PM

What's a sand castle but a fancy litter box?

Squirtlenator May 8th, 2021 1:43 PM

Don't you wish they made a clap on clap off device for some peoples mouths?

ReKoil May 9th, 2021 4:01 AM

Man the mirrors! Aim the hair dryers! Spray the paint!

Squirtlenator May 9th, 2021 6:26 AM

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

ReKoil May 9th, 2021 9:44 AM

To enlist Google as their Side-Kick

Squirtlenator May 9th, 2021 10:02 AM

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


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