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I wish I was a little bit taller...
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Cooler is absolutely not in cahoots with an Empress
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I can tell someone is judgmental just by looking at them
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When I wake up, my eyebrows are already on my face 🤔
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Thinking about how working is supposed to make you money that you can spend on living. But all the effort you put into work drains your energy until you're so tired that you can't even live. And when you do get rest it's already time to go back to work, again...
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I am the walrus' cornflake! |
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amogus
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pass with a full score or you're outta here *angry noises*
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After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F 😇
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Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat... |
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As stated in §1 of the official Forum Games ToS:
No pink dress, no service! So come back when you're dressed accordingly! D: |
Wow Megan must be colorblind smh
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If you say you're cooler than me.... does that make me hotter than you? 😉
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Also... soup is the root of all evil 😈 |
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not water proof...
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Don't worry if plan A fails.... there are 25 more letters in the alphabet!
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's your tv ya goof!
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I went to McDonald's and ordered two large fries, but for some reason they gave me 90 little ones??
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If you learn from your mistakes, you might as well make some more 😉
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Violence is never the answer!
It's the solution. |
Ribbit, ribbit. Hop hop hop.
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I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect.
Thus I am perfect :coolcat: |
The Ghastly Gibus will make you a tf2 pro automatically!
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Hotdogs and marmalade tonight then?
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I'm strawberry pudding with sprinkles on top!
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I'm an endangered species on the verge of dying out.... there's only one of me!!! 😱
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I'm extremely good at this thread :')
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People are prisoners to their phones... that's why it's called a 'Cell' phone!
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And everything else too... this is a stick up! |
Oh no Starlight has kidnapped me...
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Is a birth certificate not called a baby receipt out of fear for returns/refunds? 🤔
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban at the zoo
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ReKoil‘s mother told me to come and post this here.
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im actually a duck sorry dakota
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Rise, arise, ascending angel!
- not tales of Arise |
Some people treat their body as a temple.... I wonder what deity it's dedicated to? 🤔
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My friend asked a genie to turn her into a singer. Shes now a sowing machine...
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Fun fact: Take your current age.
Subtract one number. Add one number. You get your age It's like magic. |
Whoever thinks air is free has never bought a bag of chips.
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The sky is a mercurial harlot and I'm sick of it
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"Gardevoir!"
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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
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The sheer amount of talking I do might seem intimidating at first. That is, until you realize that I'm not saying a lot.
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I like trains... when I don't need to get in one.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
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Ready, steady... nothing!
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I joined for the cookies.
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Hurry up, then wait!
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Fiction is sometimes more plausible than Fact!
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Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my Psycho-Cut!
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And just like that....
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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, in
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I'm gonna be... the very best, like no one ever was!
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"ZeoStar wants 9,300 posts for a silly arbitrary reason, so ZeoStar posted in this thread because post count means everything".
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I don't have a clue what some of you are talking about. That must mean you're doing something right.
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Like most men my age, I'm 23.
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With stairs meant for climbing, we often succeed in climbing lower than we would have gone down with stairs meant for going down.
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Stairs are just ladders that take up more space.
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Ladders and stairs are for people less lazy than I
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The phenomenon when people don't walk up or down a perfectly empty escalator and instead wait until it moves them to their goal is called "escalator paralysis". It affects the vast majority of people.
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The bread is underwater, it is trying to survive. The duckies are not letting it, the bread doen't float. It flies instead.
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Now for the silly quote : If we want to achieve something that has a probability of 1 in 100 to work, then we better hurry in failing 99 attempts so we can succeed after that! |
My mind is like my Internet Browser....
21 tabs open, 4 of them frozen.... and I have no idea where the heck the music is coming from! |
What is the point watching where we are going, if we have all our time to look once we are there ?
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The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subracts where it should be, from where it wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum og where it shouldn't be, and where it was. It is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "air"
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To have the least possible of unhappy people, it is best to always hit the same.
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Sitting on a corn flake, waiting for the van to come... that'll never catch on
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Dictionary updates are just the patch notes for the English language
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I often say things so smart, that, most of the time, I don't understand what I am saying!
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I'm not lazy....
I'm just highly motivated to do nothing! |
Would you like to walk among the meadow flowers, underneath the sparkling sky, and eat cereal with me?
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When using the human language to speak (by telepathy), I never get what part of each word I need to emphasize. Should I EMphasize? Or emPHAsize ? OR is it emphaSIIIIZe ?
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"Something Silly!!!"
What? 😇 |
People say to not give up on your dreams.
So I'm heading back to bed, good night. |
Qualcosa di sciocco 😇
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42! The answer to everything.
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There's nothing a good explosion can't solve!
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I want you to blow up the ocean!
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When the water will be gone, we will not be able to drink it.
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I'll just drive my cheese roll to work.
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I’m here live. I’m not a cat.
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"Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do for you"!
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Corpses aren’t dead, they’re just unable to live
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Bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket!
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You have a fair amount of hair but your hair is not fair!
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I am a pokémon. All Pikachu are pokémon. Therefore, I am a Pikachu.
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Who you gonna call?
Not me... you don't have my number! |
New Coke was the best invention ever!!!
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Where is the center of the universe ? WHEREVER THERE IS COFFEE!!!
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The worst thing real life stole from video games is that time still moves on while you're in the main menu. :(
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What if I'm stuck in a coma somewhere and what I think is 'real life' is just some unimaginative simulator? 🤔
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What if you were stuck in a comma?
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