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What did I stop counting after 386 ? Well, that is because I don't know how to count after 386!
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All is fair in chocolate warfare.
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Your allocated time slot is 25:56 am!
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This is when you can get on the plane. Departure at 1:15 am tomorrow, arrival to destination at 2:23 am in two days.
Because this one doesn't fly, it drives. It takes the freeway, this one! |
How am I supposed to update my drivers if I'm not supposed to disturb them? 🤔
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The rain in Spain falls mainly in the moist temperate zones southwest of the Pyrenees Mountains.
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If you don't need anything at all, I am here to help!
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I'm low-energy atm so I guess they'll be charging me soon =\
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Ok! If anyone isn't here, raise your hand!
Everyone is here, good! |
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Tell me the unspeakable!
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Can a blind person see the light at the end of the tunnel?
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"We shall not flee from the enemy, but we shall feed the enemy"!
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"The only chance we have to win is to for our enemies to be even more stupid than we are!"
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I wish they made a clap-on clap-off device for some people's mouths.
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And if they also have Oran Berry Juice bottles, that would be perfect!
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Ask not for whom the bell tolls... for there is a high school just around the corner and it goes off very frequently.
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I hate chocolate 🤢
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^Starlight just game me all her chocolate for free!
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I read the book The Hunger Games
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I'm actually a Vaporeon!!
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Look at me, I am a target!
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Cheese? That's my loaf of milk!
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Ah yes... my favorite type of music.... VIOLENCE!
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I've beaten Usain Bolt in sprint.
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"PLZ Malygos, stop being a big meanie." Malygos attacks and wipes every player out.
(More or less what I saw in the comments of a World of Warcraft video.) |
I'm keeping Cooler's win safe 😏
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"I think they should put in a new mode, called 'Slow Start'. It takes you seven hours to research the entire tech tree, and fifteen minutes to build a scout squad. Micromanagement is essential, because if you lose a point for more than thirty seconds, you'll be two hours behind. Oh, and everyone who doesn't play this mode is a n00b, because I say so. IT IS FOR EXPARTS."
(A post I found in a very mature debate about a game's quick start mode.) |
Why are my burgers filled with jelly?
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If the ice don't water then the ice water the don't
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When one empires the strike, the strike empires back.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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I can swim... but not in water.
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Out of the frying pan, into the frying pan!
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and then into my stomach
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Is there a little duck who demands bread in your stomach too? 😱
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I need a cute mountain fox on my back!
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O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Mr. Beckham? |
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Anyways. I'm blinded by the starlights, and no, I can't be silly until I feel your touch ♥ |
Why wait for hell to freeze over when I can just Ice Beam it? 😇
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Something free is a monopoly on those that can't afford the priced alternatives
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It's afternoon until I say so!
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One day it'll be the onions who cry and not me.
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Cold can burn, but can heat freeze ?
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A ship-shipping ship ships shipping-ships!
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The chocolate people live amongst us! 🤤
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Git Foogle'd.™
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Gravity is but a suggestion 😉
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What is... graveytee ?
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"Love doesn't count, calculators do."
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You shall not have my chocolate fireguard!
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YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS! ... unless you have a ticket! We also accept pokédollars!
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The glow! Aaah! The wonderful glow! Can you not see it, General? Gardevoir? *Doubts anyone will know what I'm referring to.* |
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One potato
Two potatoes Three potatoes Enough with the potatoes already!!!!!!!!!! |
Have your heard about the epic tales of my humility and modesty? 🤔
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Ever heard of my secret name ? No ? Well, it is normal! Because I don't have one!
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My name is José Inácio Sanchez Rosa
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And my name is Gardevoir the First, Queen of Hoenn, Duchess of Chocolate and Princess of Waffles!
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I used to be a Pokemon like you, but then one day I swallowed this red pill and found out I'm a human! 😱
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Hey you former pokemon! Why not behold my supreme power which was bestowed upon me by a cockroach?
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I have nothing interesting to say!
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There are days when you'd better not mess with me... and there are days everyday!
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I only know enough math for one person!
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I shall take the left fork in the road... I mean someone should pick it up right? |
If yellow is the color of happiness: does that mean the sun is always laughing?
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If laughter is the best medicine, then aren't comedians actually doctors?
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The sheep jumped over the brown cow eating a fox!
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Said cow watched in a precise direction. There was nothing there, but the cow still watched it move away.
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I sat here for an hour waiting for the Gardevoir above to say something other than 'Stay Tuned'! 😤
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To post, or not to post? That is the chicken soup.
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The answer to the above question is 42!
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This post will be made in ten minutes!
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Reality is but other people's imagination.
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Some say the only thing we know is that we know nothing. But if if we know nothing, how can we know that we know this ?
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The imperial system of measurement is better than the metric one.
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The 12 hour clock is better than the 24 hour clock. 😏
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"This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 11 seconds".
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I would say I'm sorry but I don't wanna lie! |
Gaming mice and computers absolutely require fancy lights.
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I shall scale Mt. Everest using mainly teabags
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If apples keep the doctors away, then what power do the other fruits carry, I wonder…
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If you travel to the past to prevent something from happening, and succeeds, this something has not happened then. But if it has not, this also means time continued from there and you, in the modified present, have not gone to the past to stop something that does not happen, right ? Now, if you indeed do not go back in time, then how can this something have been prevented ?
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Sharks are just angry fish
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If hell freezes over, does the Earth cool down? 🤔
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A wise man once said: Why should I care? I'll be dead soon, anyway!
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This is absolutely necessary, but not mandatory!
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HI THERE HELLO IT'S ME THE WEIRD DUCK PFP GUY
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I wish for the day a mecha-anime incorporates a duck-design into a killing machine.
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Where can I file a complaint about being the 'chosen one' ? Go sacrifice someone else to the Black Hole goddess! D=
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"Is that a picture of a Muerto Parado ritual?"
"No, that's just Gym Leader Larry." |
What is that army of Ice cream men doing?
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I don't season my food with cumin because I don't think it's appropriate
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Don't mind the matter. |
If you do not mind the matter, how can you ever become the ma(s)ttermind ?
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Common sense is anything but common but then again so is banana tofu.
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I can't seem to find the On-switch for my brain....
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It sounds off how I like to sound off with the sound off . . .
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