The security guard you think is watching those people tiptoeing around that shoe shop is just looking at sneakers
Squirtlenator
March 1st, 2021 4:05 PM
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry...
Roni
March 1st, 2021 11:36 PM
the thief who stole my iPhone could face time.
Squirtlenator
March 2nd, 2021 8:29 AM
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
Roni
March 2nd, 2021 8:56 PM
i'm actually out of oneliners for now. will have to restock soon.
Starlight
March 2nd, 2021 9:35 PM
What has four wheels and flies?
Spoiler:
A garbage truck ;)
Roni
March 2nd, 2021 10:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup
(Post 10301014)
What has four wheels and flies?
Spoiler:
A garbage truck ;)
more like my shopping cart on Black Friday
Squirtlenator
March 3rd, 2021 5:25 PM
I'm not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.
Roni
March 3rd, 2021 6:57 PM
Clinton in 2016: Pokemon GO to the polls
Clinton in 2021 probably: who Among Us is going to vote?
Squirtlenator
March 3rd, 2021 7:17 PM
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
ninestarryskies
March 3rd, 2021 7:46 PM
I'm here to kick gum and chew butt, and I'm all outta gum!
Roni
March 4th, 2021 12:49 AM
you know what they say. at the end of the day,
it gets dark
ZeoStar
March 4th, 2021 2:55 AM
the moon is just a figment of the imagination
Roni
March 4th, 2021 3:32 AM
say, you're not a moon truther are you?
RadEmpoleon
March 4th, 2021 5:27 AM
.
Spoiler:
Are you sure?
Spoiler:
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game, and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Ooh (Give you up)
Ooh-ooh (Give you up)
Ooh-ooh
Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)
Ooh-ooh
Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game, and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Roni
March 4th, 2021 5:41 AM
imagine getting Rickrolled via a text post
Squirtlenator
March 4th, 2021 7:08 AM
The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
Roni
March 4th, 2021 7:21 AM
you're saying a storm blew away 25% of your roof?
oof
Squirtlenator
March 4th, 2021 7:32 AM
I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as them.
Starlight
March 5th, 2021 6:45 PM
I got rid of my vacuum cleaner... it was just collecting dust
Squirtlenator
March 6th, 2021 6:47 AM
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
Roni
March 7th, 2021 12:54 AM
roses are red,
violets are blue,
why on Earth
would violets ever be blue
Figure
March 7th, 2021 12:58 AM
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? -Ad lib gagging sound-
Squirtlenator
March 7th, 2021 7:26 AM
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.