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Squirtlenator March 7th, 2021 3:34 PM

You're born free, then you're taxed to death.

Roni March 8th, 2021 12:53 AM

I didn't even pay to exist and I still want a refund

Squirtlenator March 8th, 2021 7:38 AM

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. 🍪

RadEmpoleon March 8th, 2021 4:26 PM

There are so many cheesy puns in this thread. It's a good thing we didn't write any of these on paper, because that would be tearable.

Roni March 9th, 2021 1:33 AM

that pun just made me crumple over

RadEmpoleon March 9th, 2021 4:43 AM

True story: I lost one shoe on a bus, but I still have the other one. It's all right, I must have left the other one on the bus.

Squirtlenator March 9th, 2021 7:24 AM

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Roni March 10th, 2021 2:28 AM

you have a 2 out of 7 chance of dying on a weekend

Megan March 10th, 2021 4:40 AM

Escalators are basically just haunted stairs.

Roni March 10th, 2021 5:35 AM

falsetto is just boneless singing

Squirtlenator March 10th, 2021 8:30 AM

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Roni March 10th, 2021 6:00 PM

every cigarette you smoke takes 7 minutes off your student loan debt

Squirtlenator March 11th, 2021 7:19 AM

If you do a job too well, you’ll get stuck with it.

Megan March 12th, 2021 9:28 AM

At the end of the day the sun is still yellow.

Squirtlenator March 12th, 2021 9:32 AM

Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.

Roni March 15th, 2021 4:02 AM

if Dr. Pepper were a real doctor, he'd be a fizzician.

thank you thank you i take cheques

Squirtlenator March 15th, 2021 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roni (Post 10312903)
if Dr. Pepper were a real doctor, he'd be a fizzician.

thank you thank you i take cheques

I swear this forum needs two like buttons or something. Solid 👏


When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Starlight March 16th, 2021 12:11 AM

I don't know why, but I just find mountains hill-arious...

Squirtlenator March 16th, 2021 6:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup (Post 10313764)
I don't know why, but I just find mountains hill-arious...

again, where is the second like button!


If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Roni March 16th, 2021 6:40 AM

Why do "I'm up for it" and "I'm down for it" both mean the same thing?

Squirtlenator March 16th, 2021 6:42 AM

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Roni March 16th, 2021 6:45 AM

the guy who came up with Walkie-Talkie should've been in charge of naming more stuff.

Squirtlenator March 16th, 2021 6:46 AM

I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

Starlight March 16th, 2021 11:04 AM

Do golfers wear two pairs of pants in case they get a hole in one? 🤔

Squirtlenator March 16th, 2021 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash Ketchup (Post 10314554)
Do golfers wear two pairs of pants in case they get a hole in one? 🤔

dammit, where's that second like button. 👏

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.


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