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Drool is such an awesome word, it just rolls off the tongue!
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If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
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Quote:
Be like orange, live up to your name. |
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
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Don't judge something by name. Badminton is not bad.
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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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I tried to write a poem with a broken pencil. It was pretty pointless.
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He who laughs last, didn't get it.
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Oh oh, this thread is getting some deep messages.
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We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
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Remember, there's no "we" or "us" in "team".
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You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
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What if there existed a particle that could survive in a place where the concept of "space" doesn't exist?
^it's silly and yet here I am asking myself that exact question. |
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
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"There's a U in stupid!"
"Oh yes? I'll tell you there's also an I in stupid!...wait what?" |
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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What if the universe is just a giant body? Everything made out of matter being its organs, everything made out of dark matter is its skin and skeleton and everything related to antimatter represents the destructive forces that eat away until nothing is left.
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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
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I need a minecraft lama petting zoo.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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Eevee, eevee eevee, eevee! @[email protected]
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Constipated people don't give a crap.
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I watched a TV show explaining how ships are held together. It was riveting.
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I helped replant an entire forest. After tree days of labor, I was bushed.
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USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
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