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Agony Aunt is in the House. What's your gripe?
I'm sure everyone knows what an "Agony Aunt" is. Its a person, who gives advice to people with personal problems.
In this game, you play an Agony Aunt to the person above you. The first person to post (i.e. me) will pose a problem. The next person has to be my Agony Aunt & give a solution to the problem (doesn't have to be logical, so try to be funny with your answers). He/She also gets the chance to complain about something, which the next user will try to give a solution for & so on. All you just have to say "Oh Agony Aunt", followed by your gripe. So let's go. Oh Agony Aunt, why do barbecue restaurants have happy pigs on the sign? Pika Pika :chu: |
Because the happy pigs are very happy for you to eat them. They feel like its a honour.
( Idek where I was going with this) Oh Agony Aunt, why are so many people snakes? |
Because snakes are long, slick, smooth, shiny, and at times hard to describe, like my belt. Because SNEK DA BEST.
Yo Agony Aunt, I got a question for ya? Why are so many people not tasting the supermurder these days? Games are becoming less bloodthirsty and are becoming more artsy, jokes are becoming less clever and more in-line with millennial speak, why is there less demon painis ripping and more talking? OH GOOOOOOOOD!!!! |
Because people's brains are shrinking due to global warming.
Oh Agony Aunt, why don't some people say thank you? Pika Pika :chu: |
Nowadays people really lack a sense of gratitude, that's why.
Tell me Agony Aunt, what's better - brain or brawn? |
Brain
Smart guy designs buildings, brawny guys do all the hard labour of constructing it. Smart guy becomes CEO, brawny guy works in his warehouse. Smart guy gets the ladies with smart talk, brawny guy goes to jail for beating up the guy who looked at her the wrong way. Oh Agony Aunt, why did the chicken cross the road? Pika Pika :chu: |
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BECAUSE YOU DIDNT COOK IT! Hey Agony Aunt, what do I need to win the hearts and minds of intellectuals who can't taste the flame? |
That's a very difficult question... (really)
So you can make them taste the flame as well...? Oh Agony Aunt... Why is my life so annoying? |
Maybe you should study more.
Hey Agony Aunt, why are marketplaces always so crowded? |
Because people have too much free time to spare.
Oh Agony Aunt, why does a spider spin webs? Pika Pika :chu: |
So they can have a place to chill with friends.
Oh Agony Aunt, why do there have to be finals? |
So that there is a clear winner
Oh Agony Aunt, why do we have exams? |
To determine if we will pass.
Agony Aunt, why am I so clumsy? |
You should watch where you're walking :)
Oh Agony Aunt, why is the sky blue? Pika Pika :chu: |
Because someone painted it so.
Hey Agony Aunt tell me, how do traffic lights work? |
There a little guy sitting inside, who changes the lights :P
Oh Agony Aunt, is Tomato a fruit or a vegetable? Pika Pika :chu: |
I think it is a fruit, isn't it?
Hey Agony Aunt, why do we sleep? |
So that we can dream & try to make them come true.
Oh Agony Aunt, how are mountains formed? Pika Pika :chu: |
Gravity gives up.
Oh Agony Aunt, what is love? baby don't hurt me |
Love is a fruit that makes you poop.
Aunt of Agony... What is the point of life? |
It is located on top of the "i" (get it?)
Oh Agony Aunt why can't cows fly? Pika Pika :chu: |
Because they have udders while birds have wings.
Agony Aunt, why do I make a mistake in almost everything I do? |
You should stop thinking about pizzas & burgers & concentrate more {XD}
Oh Agony Aunt, why did dinosaurs go extinct? Pika Pika :chu: |
Because if they didn't, then Humans would have been eaten already.
Agony Aunt, why are people so mean sometimes? Quote:
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cuz humans are meant to build for that, they can humiliate but dun worry they are not powerful.
Agony Auntie, Why valve took so long to produce a 3rd tittle? |
Coz they could only count till 2 {XD}.
Oh Agony Aunt can a mango go bananas? Pika Pika :chu: |
Yes, if it is hungry.
Hey Agony Aunt, why do dogs chase cars? |
So that they can drive {XD}.
Oh Agony Aunt, is the earth really round? Pika Pika :chu: |
I think its oval, isn't it?
agony aunt, I want to know why do bats live in caves? |
Coz if they lived in zoos, they'd be Zoobats (Zubats) {XD}
Oh Agony Aunt how can one be famous? Pika Pika :chu: |
By earning lots of money.
But Agony aunt, how can we earn lots of money? |
By working hard or marrying someone who's already rich {XD}
Oh Agony Aunt why do birds fly? Pika Pika :chu: |
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Because they have wings. Agony Aunt, why do cows moo? |
Because they dooooooo
Agony Aunt, why are Bananas Crooked? |
Coz someone kicked them in their belly {XD}
Oh Agony Aunt, who will win Euro 2016 (its gonna football season soon {:3})? Pika Pika :chu: |
I do not need to be a fortune-teller to know that ALBANIA SHALL RISE VICTORIOUS THIS TIME though the odds tell me otherwise.
Oh Agony Aunt, is it true that the moon isn't really made of cheese? |
No its made of milk (oh but wait, cheese is made of milk or is it?)
Hey Agony Aunt which is heavier, 1 kg of iron or 1 kg of cotton? |
I think it's both cause its both 1kg
..right? Agony Aunt which comes first? The egg or Arceus? |
The egg, obviously. How do you think people made omelettes for breakfast before Arceus was around?
Oh Agony Aunty, why must I wake up this morning? |
So that you can go back to sleep at night :P
Oh Agony Aunt which is better - cow's milk or goat's milk? Pika Pika :chu: |
whichever you can get first
Hey tell me Agony Aunt why to trees have roots? |
To have core strength :)
Oh Agony Anunt, why is "p" silent is pseudo? Pika Pika :chu: |
If it isn't it'll be pronounced pasudo.
Hey Agony Aunt, how many stars are there in the sky? |
As many as you can count :P
Oh Agony Aunt, why are crows black? Pika Pika :chu: |
Because someone poured black paint on them.
Hey Agony Aunt, why do dragons breathe out fire? |
Coz they love really spicy food {XD}
Oh Agony Aunt is humblebragging good? Pika Pika :chu: |
Maybe sometimes its okay
Hey Agony Aunt tell me when exactly was the Earth formed? |
Oh dear...sorry, but the story is pretty long and to tell it well I would need to planet out in advance.
Dear Agony Aunt, will we ever achieve world peace? |
We would eventually, if we don't shred the world to pieces before that :)
Oh Agony Aunt, what is the difference between ignorance & apathy (I sorta know what the answer is gonna be ;)) Pika Pika :chu: |
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Hey Agony Aunt tell me, which is better chocolate milk shake or mango milk shake? |
Can I have one of each, then I'll tell u ;)
Oh Agony Aunt, who appointed u as the Agony Aunt? {XD} Pika Pika :chu: |
That's a secret, I can't tell you
Hey Agony Aunt, why is it so hot in summer? |
Coz if it was cold, it'd be "winter" ;)
Oh Agony aunt what is the latest news? Pika Pika :chu: |
they lose their tail and grow it back.
hey agony aunt, why don't nails stop growing? |
Because they really want to get away from you.
Oh Agony Aunt, why is TSA so annoying??? |
to make traveling easier
hey agony aunt why does every lock have a key? |
uh... Because for security purposes?
Hey agony aunt why is Yaoi addictive? |
because people like it i'd guess. what's a yaoi?
hey agony aunt what are there 28 days in february? |
How else can it control its inner temperature?
WHY are some people so stupid? |
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Oh Agony Aunt, why do people humblebrag? |
Because those people feel that complaining is the work they are looking for, there for they contact your work so they can complain when you offer them some work, which gives them the feeling they work already!!
Oh Agony Aunt, why are people being believed when they say that there are 400 billion stars in the universe, but when you tell them that the door just has been painted the same people need to check if that is true? |
The same reason why people drive in a parkway & park in a driveway :P.
Oh Agony Aunt, why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers & people who ride bikes called cyclists? Pika Pika :chu: |
They are disguised as each others.
Agony Aunt, why spies let's people discover them? |
because they are not good at playing i spy
hey agony aunt why do some people talk loudly on their mobiles in public? |
Because they think that all the world's a stage & they have a microphone in front of them.
Oh Agony Aunt, why are all lectures so boring? Pika Pika :chu: |
Because your questions are boring, my dear.
Oh Agony Aunt, why can't I be a thug? |
Because the thug life didn't choose you....
Oh Agony Aunt, why can't people learn to drive correctly? |
Because if everyone would drive correctly everyone would always be stuck in traffic :P
Oh Agony Aunt water is clear, but why is it then that if something gets wet usually that something gets darker? |
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Oh Agony Aunt is logic always "logical"? Pika Pika :chu: |
To the person that sees the logic it is logical. However that does not make it true dear.
Oh Agony Aunt...is the truth really true? |
Only if you believe it is.
Oh Agony Aunt, why can't dreams be real? |
Well my dear...dreams are made of our inner and deeper thoughts and feelings which we not always dare to acknowledge when we are awake. However when we would dare to admit to those thoughts and feelings there is a chance we could make our dreams come true and with that real as long as we invest in ourselves and in our surroundings. So in fact dreams can come true although it won't always be when we want or expect it and not always in the exact way we would exactly like it. We should be satisfied and happy though with what we get based on what we invest ;)
Oh Agony Aunt, if you could change just one thing to about the world, what would it be? |
Well interesting question my friend, but I can't answer that. I will need to ask the almighty Alolan Dugtrio.
I will need to steal his almighty hair and put it into the blender with some niokduk, eyedie, and a little bit of L-knees. I will blend the micture and pour it into my favourite teacup. I will then send this mixture to Lord Knees. Lord knees with use this to summon the Dugtrio god, the master of all Alolan Dugtrios. I will also send him a very bad hack to make him angry and work faster. Lord knees will fuse with all the Alolan Dugtrios everywhere to become Master Hair, the god with the most fabulous hair in the world. Master Hair requests me to send him the gen7 protags and Ash so that he can throw them into the grinder to kill them and make a delicious human burger. He then eats the human burger and turns into Sathan, who will answer your question. The end Oh Agony Aunt, How do I kill the gen7 protags and Ash and have the almighty Alolan Dugtrio notice me? :c |
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"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life" - "Wise" words from the former wife, of a former tennis player. Oh Agony Aunt, why is that that even after standing in long queues for almost 7-8 hours, to withdraw money from ATMs, when a massive demonetization drive is on, u are still not able to do so. Its so DAMN irritating >:(? Pika Pika :chu: |
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