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LegendChu April 28th, 2016 3:42 AM

Agony Aunt is in the House. What's your gripe?
 
I'm sure everyone knows what an "Agony Aunt" is. Its a ​person, who gives ​advice to ​people with ​personal ​problems.

In this game, you play an Agony Aunt to the person above you. The first person to post (i.e. me) will pose a problem. The next person has to be my Agony Aunt & give a solution to the problem (doesn't have to be logical, so try to be funny with your answers). He/She also gets the chance to complain about something, which the next user will try to give a solution for & so on.

All you just have to say "Oh Agony Aunt", followed by your gripe.

So let's go.

Oh Agony Aunt, why do barbecue restaurants have happy pigs on the sign?

Pika Pika :chu:

Thepokefansophia April 28th, 2016 8:03 AM

Because the happy pigs are very happy for you to eat them. They feel like its a honour.

( Idek where I was going with this)

Oh Agony Aunt, why are so many people snakes?

JJ Styles April 28th, 2016 9:53 PM

Because snakes are long, slick, smooth, shiny, and at times hard to describe, like my belt. Because SNEK DA BEST.

Yo Agony Aunt, I got a question for ya? Why are so many people not tasting the supermurder these days? Games are becoming less bloodthirsty and are becoming more artsy, jokes are becoming less clever and more in-line with millennial speak, why is there less demon painis ripping and more talking? OH GOOOOOOOOD!!!!

LegendChu April 29th, 2016 9:10 AM

Because people's brains are shrinking due to global warming.

Oh Agony Aunt, why don't some people say thank you?

Pika Pika :chu:

DKoolGal April 29th, 2016 11:18 PM

Nowadays people really lack a sense of gratitude, that's why.

Tell me Agony Aunt, what's better - brain or brawn?

LegendChu May 2nd, 2016 4:11 AM

Brain
Smart guy designs buildings, brawny guys do all the hard labour of constructing it.
Smart guy becomes CEO, brawny guy works in his warehouse.
Smart guy gets the ladies with smart talk, brawny guy goes to jail for beating up the guy who looked at her the wrong way.

Oh Agony Aunt, why did the chicken cross the road?

Pika Pika :chu:

JJ Styles May 2nd, 2016 4:32 AM

http://i.imgur.com/5eXsT8K.jpg

BECAUSE YOU DIDNT COOK IT!

Hey Agony Aunt, what do I need to win the hearts and minds of intellectuals who can't taste the flame?

Miah May 2nd, 2016 2:12 PM

That's a very difficult question... (really)
So you can make them taste the flame as well...?

Oh Agony Aunt... Why is my life so annoying?

KingKaran May 4th, 2016 11:30 PM

Maybe you should study more.

Hey Agony Aunt, why are marketplaces always so crowded?

LegendChu May 5th, 2016 8:48 AM

Because people have too much free time to spare.

Oh Agony Aunt, why does a spider spin webs?

Pika Pika :chu:

Wovoka May 5th, 2016 2:51 PM

So they can have a place to chill with friends.

Oh Agony Aunt, why do there have to be finals?

RahulPokeMaster May 6th, 2016 3:38 AM

So that there is a clear winner

Oh Agony Aunt, why do we have exams?

Miah May 7th, 2016 8:22 PM

To determine if we will pass.

Agony Aunt, why am I so clumsy?

LegendChu May 11th, 2016 12:17 AM

You should watch where you're walking :)

Oh Agony Aunt, why is the sky blue?

Pika Pika :chu:

RahulPokeMaster May 12th, 2016 4:12 AM

Because someone painted it so.

Hey Agony Aunt tell me, how do traffic lights work?

LegendChu May 12th, 2016 8:47 AM

There a little guy sitting inside, who changes the lights :P

Oh Agony Aunt, is Tomato a fruit or a vegetable?

Pika Pika :chu:

RahulPokeMaster May 14th, 2016 4:22 AM

I think it is a fruit, isn't it?

Hey Agony Aunt, why do we sleep?

LegendChu May 14th, 2016 7:45 AM

So that we can dream & try to make them come true.

Oh Agony Aunt, how are mountains formed?

Pika Pika :chu:

Plutoniarch May 14th, 2016 2:21 PM

Gravity gives up.

Oh Agony Aunt, what is love? baby don't hurt me

Miah May 14th, 2016 3:32 PM

Love is a fruit that makes you poop.

Aunt of Agony... What is the point of life?

LegendChu May 15th, 2016 8:52 AM

It is located on top of the "i" (get it?)

Oh Agony Aunt why can't cows fly?

Pika Pika :chu:

Miah May 15th, 2016 10:09 AM

Because they have udders while birds have wings.

Agony Aunt, why do I make a mistake in almost everything I do?

LegendChu May 17th, 2016 9:00 AM

You should stop thinking about pizzas & burgers & concentrate more {XD}

Oh Agony Aunt, why did dinosaurs go extinct?

Pika Pika :chu:

Miah May 18th, 2016 10:22 AM

Because if they didn't, then Humans would have been eaten already.

Agony Aunt, why are people so mean sometimes?

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendChu (Post 9246504)
You should stop thinking about pizzas & burgers & concentrate more {XD}

I don't really think about those stuff, though. :/

killer-curry May 19th, 2016 6:41 AM

cuz humans are meant to build for that, they can humiliate but dun worry they are not powerful.

Agony Auntie, Why valve took so long to produce a 3rd tittle?

LegendChu May 21st, 2016 8:20 AM

Coz they could only count till 2 {XD}.

Oh Agony Aunt can a mango go bananas?

Pika Pika :chu:

NinjaQueen May 24th, 2016 10:31 PM

Yes, if it is hungry.

Hey Agony Aunt, why do dogs chase cars?

LegendChu May 26th, 2016 4:20 AM

So that they can drive {XD}.

Oh Agony Aunt, is the earth really round?

Pika Pika :chu:

RahulPokeMaster May 27th, 2016 11:37 PM

I think its oval, isn't it?

agony aunt, I want to know why do bats live in caves?

LegendChu May 28th, 2016 8:23 AM

Coz if they lived in zoos, they'd be Zoobats (Zubats) {XD}

Oh Agony Aunt how can one be famous?

Pika Pika :chu:

DragonGuru May 28th, 2016 11:50 PM

By earning lots of money.

But Agony aunt, how can we earn lots of money?

LegendChu May 29th, 2016 7:48 AM

By working hard or marrying someone who's already rich {XD}

Oh Agony Aunt why do birds fly?

Pika Pika :chu:

NinjaQueen May 31st, 2016 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendChu (Post 9262023)
By working hard or marrying someone who's already rich {XD}

I'd prefer the latter, hahaha.

Because they have wings.

Agony Aunt, why do cows moo?

L'Belle May 31st, 2016 10:52 PM

Because they dooooooo

Agony Aunt, why are Bananas Crooked?

LegendChu June 1st, 2016 9:10 AM

Coz someone kicked them in their belly {XD}

Oh Agony Aunt, who will win Euro 2016 (its gonna football season soon {:3})?

Pika Pika :chu:

semi June 1st, 2016 10:48 AM

I do not need to be a fortune-teller to know that ALBANIA SHALL RISE VICTORIOUS THIS TIME though the odds tell me otherwise.

Oh Agony Aunt, is it true that the moon isn't really made of cheese?

NinjaQueen June 3rd, 2016 12:33 AM

No its made of milk (oh but wait, cheese is made of milk or is it?)

Hey Agony Aunt which is heavier, 1 kg of iron or 1 kg of cotton?

PjNavia14 June 3rd, 2016 12:44 AM

I think it's both cause its both 1kg
..right?

Agony Aunt which comes first? The egg or Arceus?

semi June 3rd, 2016 1:57 AM

The egg, obviously. How do you think people made omelettes for breakfast before Arceus was around?

Oh Agony Aunty, why must I wake up this morning?

LegendChu June 3rd, 2016 9:01 AM

So that you can go back to sleep at night :P

Oh Agony Aunt which is better - cow's milk or goat's milk?

Pika Pika :chu:

NinjaQueen June 3rd, 2016 11:31 PM

whichever you can get first

Hey tell me Agony Aunt why to trees have roots?

LegendChu June 5th, 2016 5:12 AM

To have core strength :)

Oh Agony Anunt, why is "p" silent is pseudo?

Pika Pika :chu:

DKoolGal June 6th, 2016 10:32 PM

If it isn't it'll be pronounced pasudo.

Hey Agony Aunt, how many stars are there in the sky?

LegendChu June 12th, 2016 7:27 AM

As many as you can count :P

Oh Agony Aunt, why are crows black?

Pika Pika :chu:

DragonGuru June 13th, 2016 9:31 PM

Because someone poured black paint on them.

Hey Agony Aunt, why do dragons breathe out fire?

LegendChu June 16th, 2016 8:54 AM

Coz they love really spicy food {XD}

Oh Agony Aunt is humblebragging good?

Pika Pika :chu:

NinjaQueen June 19th, 2016 11:17 PM

Maybe sometimes its okay

Hey Agony Aunt tell me when exactly was the Earth formed?

machomuu July 1st, 2016 5:35 PM

Oh dear...sorry, but the story is pretty long and to tell it well I would need to planet out in advance.

Dear Agony Aunt, will we ever achieve world peace?

LegendChu July 3rd, 2016 12:09 AM

We would eventually, if we don't shred the world to pieces before that :)

Oh Agony Aunt, what is the difference between ignorance & apathy (I sorta know what the answer is gonna be ;))

Pika Pika :chu:

NinjaQueen July 3rd, 2016 9:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendChu (Post 9306321)
We would eventually, if we don't shred the world to pieces before that :)

That's seriously thought-provoking.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendChu (Post 9306321)
Oh Agony Aunt, what is the difference between ignorance & apathy (I sorta know what the answer is gonna be ;))

I don't know & I don't care (is this what you were looking for ;))

Hey Agony Aunt tell me, which is better chocolate milk shake or mango milk shake?

LegendChu July 11th, 2016 9:02 AM

Can I have one of each, then I'll tell u ;)

Oh Agony Aunt, who appointed u as the Agony Aunt? {XD}

Pika Pika :chu:

Sunshine Moonlight July 20th, 2016 10:57 AM

That's a secret, I can't tell you

Hey Agony Aunt, why is it so hot in summer?

LegendChu July 21st, 2016 9:42 AM

Coz if it was cold, it'd be "winter" ;)

Oh Agony aunt what is the latest news?

Pika Pika :chu:

DragonGuru August 8th, 2016 4:12 AM

they lose their tail and grow it back.

hey agony aunt, why don't nails stop growing?

Ewery1 August 8th, 2016 9:40 AM

Because they really want to get away from you.

Oh Agony Aunt, why is TSA so annoying???

DragonGuru August 11th, 2016 4:37 AM

to make traveling easier

hey agony aunt why does every lock have a key?

Thepokefansophia August 11th, 2016 5:29 AM

uh... Because for security purposes?

Hey agony aunt why is Yaoi addictive?

DragonGuru September 5th, 2016 10:51 AM

because people like it i'd guess. what's a yaoi?

hey agony aunt what are there 28 days in february?

Adam Levine September 9th, 2016 3:19 PM

How else can it control its inner temperature?

WHY are some people so stupid?

LegendChu September 11th, 2016 5:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Your Everyday Ghost (Post 9402084)
WHY are some people so stupid?

Such a deeply, philosophical question. Let's see! Well, there are a multitude of reasons why people are so stupid, which partly explains stupidity's enduring popularity as an abundant element of the universe.

Oh Agony Aunt, why do people humblebrag?

OnomaNunn September 13th, 2016 12:42 PM

Because those people feel that complaining is the work they are looking for, there for they contact your work so they can complain when you offer them some work, which gives them the feeling they work already!!

Oh Agony Aunt, why are people being believed when they say that there are 400 billion stars in the universe, but when you tell them that the door just has been painted the same people need to check if that is true?

LegendChu September 21st, 2016 12:39 AM

The same reason why people drive in a parkway & park in a driveway :P.

Oh Agony Aunt, why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers & people who ride bikes called cyclists?

Pika Pika :chu:

NathanBros September 22nd, 2016 7:14 PM

They are disguised as each others.

Agony Aunt, why spies let's people discover them?

NinjaQueen October 12th, 2016 7:05 AM

because they are not good at playing i spy

hey agony aunt why do some people talk loudly on their mobiles in public?

LegendChu October 12th, 2016 9:29 AM

Because they think that all the world's a stage & they have a microphone in front of them.

Oh Agony Aunt, why are all lectures so boring?

Pika Pika :chu:

Seth Rollins October 12th, 2016 11:26 AM

Because your questions are boring, my dear.

Oh Agony Aunt, why can't I be a thug?

SharpedoBait October 12th, 2016 2:22 PM

Because the thug life didn't choose you....

Oh Agony Aunt, why can't people learn to drive correctly?

OnomaNunn October 28th, 2016 9:42 PM

Because if everyone would drive correctly everyone would always be stuck in traffic :P

Oh Agony Aunt water is clear, but why is it then that if something gets wet usually that something gets darker?

LegendChu October 28th, 2016 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnomaNunn (Post 9467358)
Oh Agony Aunt water is clear, but why is it then that if something gets wet usually that something gets darker?

A material that is made out of many small fibers has a large surface area, giving the light many opportunities to be reflected. Furthermore, the weave of the fibers creates many layers of reflecting surfaces. Therefore, the portion of the light that successfully makes it through the first fiber without being reflected can still be reflected by the lower layers. As a result, most of the white light falling on an undyed shirt eventually gets reflected back away from the shirt in a random fashion. Thus, water just makes fabric "appear" darker by making the fabric more transparent, allowing you to see darker objects behind the fabric.

Oh Agony Aunt is logic always "logical"?

Pika Pika :chu:

OnomaNunn October 29th, 2016 10:11 AM

To the person that sees the logic it is logical. However that does not make it true dear.

Oh Agony Aunt...is the truth really true?

AmetsuCAT October 29th, 2016 12:56 PM

Only if you believe it is.

Oh Agony Aunt, why can't dreams be real?

OnomaNunn November 1st, 2016 1:18 PM

Well my dear...dreams are made of our inner and deeper thoughts and feelings which we not always dare to acknowledge when we are awake. However when we would dare to admit to those thoughts and feelings there is a chance we could make our dreams come true and with that real as long as we invest in ourselves and in our surroundings. So in fact dreams can come true although it won't always be when we want or expect it and not always in the exact way we would exactly like it. We should be satisfied and happy though with what we get based on what we invest ;)

Oh Agony Aunt, if you could change just one thing to about the world, what would it be?

PageEmp November 3rd, 2016 8:51 PM

Well interesting question my friend, but I can't answer that. I will need to ask the almighty Alolan Dugtrio.

I will need to steal his almighty hair and put it into the blender with some niokduk, eyedie, and a little bit of L-knees.

I will blend the micture and pour it into my favourite teacup.

I will then send this mixture to Lord Knees.

Lord knees with use this to summon the Dugtrio god, the master of all Alolan Dugtrios.

I will also send him a very bad hack to make him angry and work faster.

Lord knees will fuse with all the Alolan Dugtrios everywhere to become Master Hair, the god with the most fabulous hair in the world.

Master Hair requests me to send him the gen7 protags and Ash so that he can throw them into the grinder to kill them and make a delicious human burger.

He then eats the human burger and turns into Sathan, who will answer your question.

The end

Oh Agony Aunt, How do I kill the gen7 protags and Ash and have the almighty Alolan Dugtrio notice me? :c

LegendChu November 18th, 2016 1:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PageEmperor (Post 9474977)
Oh Agony Aunt, How do I kill the gen7 protags and Ash and have the almighty Alolan Dugtrio notice me? :c

No no no, killing is bad bad bad!

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life" - "Wise" words from the former wife, of a former tennis player.

Oh Agony Aunt, why is that that even after standing in long queues for almost 7-8 hours, to withdraw money from ATMs, when a massive demonetization drive is on, u are still not able to do so. Its so DAMN irritating >:(?

Pika Pika :chu:


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