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Coz they could only count till 2 {XD}.
Oh Agony Aunt can a mango go bananas? Pika Pika :chu: |
Yes, if it is hungry.
Hey Agony Aunt, why do dogs chase cars? |
So that they can drive {XD}.
Oh Agony Aunt, is the earth really round? Pika Pika :chu: |
I think its oval, isn't it?
agony aunt, I want to know why do bats live in caves? |
Coz if they lived in zoos, they'd be Zoobats (Zubats) {XD}
Oh Agony Aunt how can one be famous? Pika Pika :chu: |
By earning lots of money.
But Agony aunt, how can we earn lots of money? |
By working hard or marrying someone who's already rich {XD}
Oh Agony Aunt why do birds fly? Pika Pika :chu: |
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Because they have wings. Agony Aunt, why do cows moo? |
Because they dooooooo
Agony Aunt, why are Bananas Crooked? |
Coz someone kicked them in their belly {XD}
Oh Agony Aunt, who will win Euro 2016 (its gonna football season soon {:3})? Pika Pika :chu: |
I do not need to be a fortune-teller to know that ALBANIA SHALL RISE VICTORIOUS THIS TIME though the odds tell me otherwise.
Oh Agony Aunt, is it true that the moon isn't really made of cheese? |
No its made of milk (oh but wait, cheese is made of milk or is it?)
Hey Agony Aunt which is heavier, 1 kg of iron or 1 kg of cotton? |
I think it's both cause its both 1kg
..right? Agony Aunt which comes first? The egg or Arceus? |
The egg, obviously. How do you think people made omelettes for breakfast before Arceus was around?
Oh Agony Aunty, why must I wake up this morning? |
So that you can go back to sleep at night :P
Oh Agony Aunt which is better - cow's milk or goat's milk? Pika Pika :chu: |
whichever you can get first
Hey tell me Agony Aunt why to trees have roots? |
To have core strength :)
Oh Agony Anunt, why is "p" silent is pseudo? Pika Pika :chu: |
If it isn't it'll be pronounced pasudo.
Hey Agony Aunt, how many stars are there in the sky? |
As many as you can count :P
Oh Agony Aunt, why are crows black? Pika Pika :chu: |
Because someone poured black paint on them.
Hey Agony Aunt, why do dragons breathe out fire? |
Coz they love really spicy food {XD}
Oh Agony Aunt is humblebragging good? Pika Pika :chu: |
Maybe sometimes its okay
Hey Agony Aunt tell me when exactly was the Earth formed? |
Oh dear...sorry, but the story is pretty long and to tell it well I would need to planet out in advance.
Dear Agony Aunt, will we ever achieve world peace? |
We would eventually, if we don't shred the world to pieces before that :)
Oh Agony Aunt, what is the difference between ignorance & apathy (I sorta know what the answer is gonna be ;)) Pika Pika :chu: |
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Hey Agony Aunt tell me, which is better chocolate milk shake or mango milk shake? |
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