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LegendChu May 21st, 2016 8:20 AM

Coz they could only count till 2 {XD}.

Oh Agony Aunt can a mango go bananas?

Pika Pika :chu:

NinjaQueen May 24th, 2016 10:31 PM

Yes, if it is hungry.

Hey Agony Aunt, why do dogs chase cars?

LegendChu May 26th, 2016 4:20 AM

So that they can drive {XD}.

Oh Agony Aunt, is the earth really round?

Pika Pika :chu:

RahulPokeMaster May 27th, 2016 11:37 PM

I think its oval, isn't it?

agony aunt, I want to know why do bats live in caves?

LegendChu May 28th, 2016 8:23 AM

Coz if they lived in zoos, they'd be Zoobats (Zubats) {XD}

Oh Agony Aunt how can one be famous?

Pika Pika :chu:

DragonGuru May 28th, 2016 11:50 PM

By earning lots of money.

But Agony aunt, how can we earn lots of money?

LegendChu May 29th, 2016 7:48 AM

By working hard or marrying someone who's already rich {XD}

Oh Agony Aunt why do birds fly?

Pika Pika :chu:

NinjaQueen May 31st, 2016 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendChu (Post 9262023)
By working hard or marrying someone who's already rich {XD}

I'd prefer the latter, hahaha.

Because they have wings.

Agony Aunt, why do cows moo?

L'Belle May 31st, 2016 10:52 PM

Because they dooooooo

Agony Aunt, why are Bananas Crooked?

LegendChu June 1st, 2016 9:10 AM

Coz someone kicked them in their belly {XD}

Oh Agony Aunt, who will win Euro 2016 (its gonna football season soon {:3})?

Pika Pika :chu:

semi June 1st, 2016 10:48 AM

I do not need to be a fortune-teller to know that ALBANIA SHALL RISE VICTORIOUS THIS TIME though the odds tell me otherwise.

Oh Agony Aunt, is it true that the moon isn't really made of cheese?

NinjaQueen June 3rd, 2016 12:33 AM

No its made of milk (oh but wait, cheese is made of milk or is it?)

Hey Agony Aunt which is heavier, 1 kg of iron or 1 kg of cotton?

PjNavia14 June 3rd, 2016 12:44 AM

I think it's both cause its both 1kg
..right?

Agony Aunt which comes first? The egg or Arceus?

semi June 3rd, 2016 1:57 AM

The egg, obviously. How do you think people made omelettes for breakfast before Arceus was around?

Oh Agony Aunty, why must I wake up this morning?

LegendChu June 3rd, 2016 9:01 AM

So that you can go back to sleep at night :P

Oh Agony Aunt which is better - cow's milk or goat's milk?

Pika Pika :chu:

NinjaQueen June 3rd, 2016 11:31 PM

whichever you can get first

Hey tell me Agony Aunt why to trees have roots?

LegendChu June 5th, 2016 5:12 AM

To have core strength :)

Oh Agony Anunt, why is "p" silent is pseudo?

Pika Pika :chu:

DKoolGal June 6th, 2016 10:32 PM

If it isn't it'll be pronounced pasudo.

Hey Agony Aunt, how many stars are there in the sky?

LegendChu June 12th, 2016 7:27 AM

As many as you can count :P

Oh Agony Aunt, why are crows black?

Pika Pika :chu:

DragonGuru June 13th, 2016 9:31 PM

Because someone poured black paint on them.

Hey Agony Aunt, why do dragons breathe out fire?

LegendChu June 16th, 2016 8:54 AM

Coz they love really spicy food {XD}

Oh Agony Aunt is humblebragging good?

Pika Pika :chu:

NinjaQueen June 19th, 2016 11:17 PM

Maybe sometimes its okay

Hey Agony Aunt tell me when exactly was the Earth formed?

machomuu July 1st, 2016 5:35 PM

Oh dear...sorry, but the story is pretty long and to tell it well I would need to planet out in advance.

Dear Agony Aunt, will we ever achieve world peace?

LegendChu July 3rd, 2016 12:09 AM

We would eventually, if we don't shred the world to pieces before that :)

Oh Agony Aunt, what is the difference between ignorance & apathy (I sorta know what the answer is gonna be ;))

Pika Pika :chu:

NinjaQueen July 3rd, 2016 9:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendChu (Post 9306321)
We would eventually, if we don't shred the world to pieces before that :)

That's seriously thought-provoking.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendChu (Post 9306321)
Oh Agony Aunt, what is the difference between ignorance & apathy (I sorta know what the answer is gonna be ;))

I don't know & I don't care (is this what you were looking for ;))

Hey Agony Aunt tell me, which is better chocolate milk shake or mango milk shake?


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