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Can I have one of each, then I'll tell u ;)
Oh Agony Aunt, who appointed u as the Agony Aunt? {XD} Pika Pika :chu: |
That's a secret, I can't tell you
Hey Agony Aunt, why is it so hot in summer? |
Coz if it was cold, it'd be "winter" ;)
Oh Agony aunt what is the latest news? Pika Pika :chu: |
they lose their tail and grow it back.
hey agony aunt, why don't nails stop growing? |
Because they really want to get away from you.
Oh Agony Aunt, why is TSA so annoying??? |
to make traveling easier
hey agony aunt why does every lock have a key? |
uh... Because for security purposes?
Hey agony aunt why is Yaoi addictive? |
because people like it i'd guess. what's a yaoi?
hey agony aunt what are there 28 days in february? |
How else can it control its inner temperature?
WHY are some people so stupid? |
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Oh Agony Aunt, why do people humblebrag? |
Because those people feel that complaining is the work they are looking for, there for they contact your work so they can complain when you offer them some work, which gives them the feeling they work already!!
Oh Agony Aunt, why are people being believed when they say that there are 400 billion stars in the universe, but when you tell them that the door just has been painted the same people need to check if that is true? |
The same reason why people drive in a parkway & park in a driveway :P.
Oh Agony Aunt, why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers & people who ride bikes called cyclists? Pika Pika :chu: |
They are disguised as each others.
Agony Aunt, why spies let's people discover them? |
because they are not good at playing i spy
hey agony aunt why do some people talk loudly on their mobiles in public? |
Because they think that all the world's a stage & they have a microphone in front of them.
Oh Agony Aunt, why are all lectures so boring? Pika Pika :chu: |
Because your questions are boring, my dear.
Oh Agony Aunt, why can't I be a thug? |
Because the thug life didn't choose you....
Oh Agony Aunt, why can't people learn to drive correctly? |
Because if everyone would drive correctly everyone would always be stuck in traffic :P
Oh Agony Aunt water is clear, but why is it then that if something gets wet usually that something gets darker? |
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Oh Agony Aunt is logic always "logical"? Pika Pika :chu: |
To the person that sees the logic it is logical. However that does not make it true dear.
Oh Agony Aunt...is the truth really true? |
Only if you believe it is.
Oh Agony Aunt, why can't dreams be real? |
Well my dear...dreams are made of our inner and deeper thoughts and feelings which we not always dare to acknowledge when we are awake. However when we would dare to admit to those thoughts and feelings there is a chance we could make our dreams come true and with that real as long as we invest in ourselves and in our surroundings. So in fact dreams can come true although it won't always be when we want or expect it and not always in the exact way we would exactly like it. We should be satisfied and happy though with what we get based on what we invest ;)
Oh Agony Aunt, if you could change just one thing to about the world, what would it be? |
Well interesting question my friend, but I can't answer that. I will need to ask the almighty Alolan Dugtrio.
I will need to steal his almighty hair and put it into the blender with some niokduk, eyedie, and a little bit of L-knees. I will blend the micture and pour it into my favourite teacup. I will then send this mixture to Lord Knees. Lord knees with use this to summon the Dugtrio god, the master of all Alolan Dugtrios. I will also send him a very bad hack to make him angry and work faster. Lord knees will fuse with all the Alolan Dugtrios everywhere to become Master Hair, the god with the most fabulous hair in the world. Master Hair requests me to send him the gen7 protags and Ash so that he can throw them into the grinder to kill them and make a delicious human burger. He then eats the human burger and turns into Sathan, who will answer your question. The end Oh Agony Aunt, How do I kill the gen7 protags and Ash and have the almighty Alolan Dugtrio notice me? :c |
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"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life" - "Wise" words from the former wife, of a former tennis player. Oh Agony Aunt, why is that that even after standing in long queues for almost 7-8 hours, to withdraw money from ATMs, when a massive demonetization drive is on, u are still not able to do so. Its so DAMN irritating >:(? Pika Pika :chu: |
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