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LegendChu July 11th, 2016 9:02 AM

Can I have one of each, then I'll tell u ;)

Oh Agony Aunt, who appointed u as the Agony Aunt? {XD}

Pika Pika :chu:

Sunshine Moonlight July 20th, 2016 10:57 AM

That's a secret, I can't tell you

Hey Agony Aunt, why is it so hot in summer?

LegendChu July 21st, 2016 9:42 AM

Coz if it was cold, it'd be "winter" ;)

Oh Agony aunt what is the latest news?

Pika Pika :chu:

DragonGuru August 8th, 2016 4:12 AM

they lose their tail and grow it back.

hey agony aunt, why don't nails stop growing?

Ewery1 August 8th, 2016 9:40 AM

Because they really want to get away from you.

Oh Agony Aunt, why is TSA so annoying???

DragonGuru August 11th, 2016 4:37 AM

to make traveling easier

hey agony aunt why does every lock have a key?

Thepokefansophia August 11th, 2016 5:29 AM

uh... Because for security purposes?

Hey agony aunt why is Yaoi addictive?

DragonGuru September 5th, 2016 10:51 AM

because people like it i'd guess. what's a yaoi?

hey agony aunt what are there 28 days in february?

Adam Levine September 9th, 2016 3:19 PM

How else can it control its inner temperature?

WHY are some people so stupid?

LegendChu September 11th, 2016 5:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Your Everyday Ghost (Post 9402084)
WHY are some people so stupid?

Such a deeply, philosophical question. Let's see! Well, there are a multitude of reasons why people are so stupid, which partly explains stupidity's enduring popularity as an abundant element of the universe.

Oh Agony Aunt, why do people humblebrag?

OnomaNunn September 13th, 2016 12:42 PM

Because those people feel that complaining is the work they are looking for, there for they contact your work so they can complain when you offer them some work, which gives them the feeling they work already!!

Oh Agony Aunt, why are people being believed when they say that there are 400 billion stars in the universe, but when you tell them that the door just has been painted the same people need to check if that is true?

LegendChu September 21st, 2016 12:39 AM

The same reason why people drive in a parkway & park in a driveway :P.

Oh Agony Aunt, why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers & people who ride bikes called cyclists?

Pika Pika :chu:

NathanBros September 22nd, 2016 7:14 PM

They are disguised as each others.

Agony Aunt, why spies let's people discover them?

NinjaQueen October 12th, 2016 7:05 AM

because they are not good at playing i spy

hey agony aunt why do some people talk loudly on their mobiles in public?

LegendChu October 12th, 2016 9:29 AM

Because they think that all the world's a stage & they have a microphone in front of them.

Oh Agony Aunt, why are all lectures so boring?

Pika Pika :chu:

Seth Rollins October 12th, 2016 11:26 AM

Because your questions are boring, my dear.

Oh Agony Aunt, why can't I be a thug?

SharpedoBait October 12th, 2016 2:22 PM

Because the thug life didn't choose you....

Oh Agony Aunt, why can't people learn to drive correctly?

OnomaNunn October 28th, 2016 9:42 PM

Because if everyone would drive correctly everyone would always be stuck in traffic :P

Oh Agony Aunt water is clear, but why is it then that if something gets wet usually that something gets darker?

LegendChu October 28th, 2016 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnomaNunn (Post 9467358)
Oh Agony Aunt water is clear, but why is it then that if something gets wet usually that something gets darker?

A material that is made out of many small fibers has a large surface area, giving the light many opportunities to be reflected. Furthermore, the weave of the fibers creates many layers of reflecting surfaces. Therefore, the portion of the light that successfully makes it through the first fiber without being reflected can still be reflected by the lower layers. As a result, most of the white light falling on an undyed shirt eventually gets reflected back away from the shirt in a random fashion. Thus, water just makes fabric "appear" darker by making the fabric more transparent, allowing you to see darker objects behind the fabric.

Oh Agony Aunt is logic always "logical"?

Pika Pika :chu:

OnomaNunn October 29th, 2016 10:11 AM

To the person that sees the logic it is logical. However that does not make it true dear.

Oh Agony Aunt...is the truth really true?

AmetsuCAT October 29th, 2016 12:56 PM

Only if you believe it is.

Oh Agony Aunt, why can't dreams be real?

OnomaNunn November 1st, 2016 1:18 PM

Well my dear...dreams are made of our inner and deeper thoughts and feelings which we not always dare to acknowledge when we are awake. However when we would dare to admit to those thoughts and feelings there is a chance we could make our dreams come true and with that real as long as we invest in ourselves and in our surroundings. So in fact dreams can come true although it won't always be when we want or expect it and not always in the exact way we would exactly like it. We should be satisfied and happy though with what we get based on what we invest ;)

Oh Agony Aunt, if you could change just one thing to about the world, what would it be?

PageEmp November 3rd, 2016 8:51 PM

Well interesting question my friend, but I can't answer that. I will need to ask the almighty Alolan Dugtrio.

I will need to steal his almighty hair and put it into the blender with some niokduk, eyedie, and a little bit of L-knees.

I will blend the micture and pour it into my favourite teacup.

I will then send this mixture to Lord Knees.

Lord knees with use this to summon the Dugtrio god, the master of all Alolan Dugtrios.

I will also send him a very bad hack to make him angry and work faster.

Lord knees will fuse with all the Alolan Dugtrios everywhere to become Master Hair, the god with the most fabulous hair in the world.

Master Hair requests me to send him the gen7 protags and Ash so that he can throw them into the grinder to kill them and make a delicious human burger.

He then eats the human burger and turns into Sathan, who will answer your question.

The end

Oh Agony Aunt, How do I kill the gen7 protags and Ash and have the almighty Alolan Dugtrio notice me? :c

LegendChu November 18th, 2016 1:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PageEmperor (Post 9474977)
Oh Agony Aunt, How do I kill the gen7 protags and Ash and have the almighty Alolan Dugtrio notice me? :c

No no no, killing is bad bad bad!

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life" - "Wise" words from the former wife, of a former tennis player.

Oh Agony Aunt, why is that that even after standing in long queues for almost 7-8 hours, to withdraw money from ATMs, when a massive demonetization drive is on, u are still not able to do so. Its so DAMN irritating >:(?

Pika Pika :chu:


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