The PokéCommunity Forums

The PokéCommunity Forums (https://www.pokecommunity.com/index.php)
-   Forum Games (https://www.pokecommunity.com/forumdisplay.php?f=43)
-   -   The closest item to your left... (https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=374182)

% July 27th, 2016 3:29 AM

a gum wrapper. maybe i could blow my nose with it or something, doesn't really have any zombie related uses though.

Ewery1 July 27th, 2016 3:36 AM

Mine is a shower curtain... Strangle them zombies!!!

Arsenic July 27th, 2016 3:57 AM

A couch pillow. I suppose I can start a fort?

TheLegendaryGuy July 27th, 2016 4:59 AM

My books. How the hell do I use them against zombies? Any idea?

ImMrRoboto July 27th, 2016 5:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arsenic (Post 9340105)
A couch pillow. I suppose I can start a fort?

I have a Batman blanket, so I can add to the fort!

blue July 27th, 2016 5:13 AM

A remote control to the left and to the right of me. I guess they would make a good blunt weapon choice?

Cersei Lannister July 27th, 2016 6:52 AM

Technically my keyboard is to my left... I'll be dead quickly.

Dracowyn July 27th, 2016 7:30 AM

Eh, a wii remote with the nunchuck on it. Maybe I can smash a zombie's brains in with it. If its head is really really rotten that is. I kinda doubt I'd last long.

That Funny Guy July 27th, 2016 10:34 AM

My orange cat

Socratic July 28th, 2016 5:08 AM

A spool of thread. Without a needle. Strangulation/tripping?

Master Snowy July 28th, 2016 5:32 AM

A yellow-green bolster, but a soft yet, heavy one.

Good enough to sleep on, good enough to fight a zombie just in case! : >

Socratic July 28th, 2016 5:35 AM

Now it's a pillow. Impressive. No zombies shall dare approach me.

Master Snowy July 28th, 2016 6:30 AM

Unless my phone charger zaps them first!

Yeah, there is a phone charger by my side D:<

Don't ask...

Sefuree July 28th, 2016 8:29 AM

An industrial sized box of Cheezits. At least I won't die of hunger XD

Cariad July 28th, 2016 3:05 PM

a teapot

well, at least i'm stayin' classy

Socratic July 28th, 2016 3:43 PM

A Spoon, the mightiest and most ancient of melee weapons. Doubles as a ranged one, if you have a few pebbles handy.

Socratic July 29th, 2016 1:45 PM

Now a balloon. It has so little helium, though, that I can't fly away on it. Plus I'd be too heavy. Plus it's only a party balloon. Zombie apocalypse party, anyone?

Log July 29th, 2016 5:53 PM

A cabinet, so I guess I can use it to... block a door?

Socratic July 29th, 2016 6:07 PM

Some deodorant now. At least I'll smell nice. Yay.

Cariad July 30th, 2016 4:54 AM

a mug
not a useful weapon! ; - ;

Socratic July 30th, 2016 5:45 AM

You can Mug them

Now I have a wristwatch. Those zombies better watch out!

Socratic July 30th, 2016 5:52 PM

An advertising pamphlet.

"Sir, may I direct your attention to-"
And I'm dead.

Socratic July 30th, 2016 8:57 PM

A Pikachu pillow now.
Very cute, not supportive, bad for combat.

Socratic July 31st, 2016 3:15 PM

An unsharpened pencil.

I could use hit them with it as a club.

PjNavia14 August 4th, 2016 10:29 PM

My phone?

Probably call someone who has a real weapon.

Arsenic August 5th, 2016 4:24 AM

A heated neck pad thing.

At least I won't have a sore neck while being eaten.

sCr45h August 5th, 2016 2:50 PM

A fan

Well, I guess I can blow some zombies away if I pull a Dead Rising and mod the shiz out of it.

Tsutarja August 5th, 2016 3:24 PM

A microphone

Wait, can y'all seriously not hear me?

Thepokefansophia August 8th, 2016 10:43 AM

Harry potter and the Cursed child book :D

Sirfetch’d August 8th, 2016 11:40 AM

My desk chair!

(I'm sitting on my bed)

Esper August 8th, 2016 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Volpe Artica (Post 9345881)
A sofa/couch/settee.

Oh my, I don't think I could lift this around enough to use as a weapon...RIP me.

I also have a couch, but I think it's a great thing. So many options. The cushions can be used as padding protection, the frame can be broken down to make clubs, and as a whole it can make a barricade. I could also hide inside it as a last resort.

Sirfetch’d August 8th, 2016 12:32 PM

The closest thing to my left this time is my wall D:

TheCobaltComet August 10th, 2016 4:08 PM

A fire extinguisher! Win!

TogeKisser August 10th, 2016 5:00 PM

Birdcage, My birds will poop on your fire exstinguisher :3

AmetsuCAT August 12th, 2016 6:45 AM

Either a Glass container or a Dragon ornament, I can't tell which one is closer. None of them are really useful either way however, the Glass is only good for a one time attack and the dragon...well I guess I could intimidate the zombies with it.

JOBO August 21st, 2016 9:14 PM

Naussica of the valley of the wind manga....

This hardcover edition is heavy, it's basically a beautifully drawn face smasher.

IndigoBlue August 22nd, 2016 8:43 PM

My phone (which is charging)

ElBurrito August 22nd, 2016 8:47 PM

A vacuum. Maybe I can strike a deal with the zombies. I'll clean their carpets in exchange for not being eaten.


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 7:37 AM.


Like our Facebook Page Follow us on Twitter © 2002 - 2018 The PokéCommunity™, pokecommunity.com.
Pokémon characters and images belong to The Pokémon Company International and Nintendo. This website is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK, The Pokémon Company or The Pokémon Company International. We just love Pokémon.
All forum styles, their images (unless noted otherwise) and site designs are © 2002 - 2016 The PokéCommunity / PokéCommunity.com.
PokéCommunity™ is a trademark of The PokéCommunity. All rights reserved. Sponsor advertisements do not imply our endorsement of that product or service. User generated content remains the property of its creator.

Acknowledgements
Use of PokéCommunity Assets
vB Optimise by DragonByte Technologies Ltd © 2023.