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Waiter, there's a ___ in my soup!
Waiter, there's a ___ in my soup!
Example:
Ok, I'll start Waiter, there's a dummy of a Pharoh's mummy in my soup |
No, that's a Gummy Dummy Mummy.
Waiter, there's an encyclopedia in my soup. |
No, that's just a donut! You don't like the soup!? Aye aye aye... why make excuses? *Smashes bowl*
Waiter, there is a "AHHHHH!!! WAITER!! You're drowning in my soup!" in my soup |
Uh.. Excuse me sir. I am up here. Please wake up!
Waiter, there's a spark plug in my soup! |
That's just to give the soup a little shock factor.
Waiter, there's a T-Rex in my soup! |
Sorry, sir, but that's actually some Stew in your Stew.
Waiter, there's some soup in the fly in my soup! |
That's just the new style of bowls we recently imported from China, cash on delivery!
Waiter, there is a 37" plasma t.v. inside my soup! |
That was the complimentary prize for the one millionth customer! Unfortunatly, we delivered it to the wrong table. My apologies. Ninja'd!
Why don't you take its helmet for your own use then, sir? Waiter, there's an inter-dimensional portal in my soup! |
Its too hot outside, sir, and there is some problem with the air conditioners. So, we put that portal which would directly teleport you to the Earth of another dimension, which has temperatures below -1000000 degree farenheit( its a different dimension, with altogether different laws of physics, so temp below 0 K is possible), for you to enjoy some cool air.
Waiter.. WAITER.. WAITER, there is a maneater plant inside my soup which seems rather hungry! |
That's because it's our staple product! (Budum-tish)
Waiter, there's a bad joke in my soup! |
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Waiter.. There's a Trubbish in my soup! Urf! That literally stinks! |
Oops, dear Sir! You noticed... *replaces soup*
Waiter there's a face in my soup! |
We're offering a new specialty, madam, called Portrait Soup, where the chef designs the soup to resemble the face of the customer.
Waiter, there's a shoe in my soup! |
Oh.. No wonder my feet felt so weightless today *puts the shoe on* Now, sir.. Go on. Have your soup!
Waiter, there's a lot of mud inside the soup! How the hell am I supposed to eat it?! |
That is actually the new (and rather weired) kind of spoon we just got ourselves manufactured.
Waiter, there are some living cute little baby bunnies inside my soup, and you know that I'm a veggie. I will sue you for this. |
That's not just a bunny, that's a Buneary. Mmmkay calling da police right now.
Waiter there's an ICE CUBE and Hood Mentality in my soup! |
Thats just the Wrapper from some of the ingredients (Badum-tish)
Waiter, there's a drum set in my soup that makes noises when bad jokes are said! |
that's actually all of our eardrums having unbelievably violent convulsions when exposed to those jokes
waiter, there's millions of armenians in my soup |
The soup you ordered was so large that they're using it as a swimming pool.
Edit: Waiter, there's a salad in my soup! |
Oh no! A travesty! How shall the world recover?! Wait, I'll get you a fork.
Waiter, there's a Lajestic Ventrashel of Lob in my soup! |
Uh..??? *googles it* No result! I am very very sorry sir. Shall I take it back?
Waiter, there's a Samurai inside my soup, who seems almost ready to slash YOUR head! Do something, quick! |
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Whoops, sorry, sir, your table itself seems to be inside it!
Waiter, there's a Karrablast in my soup! |
Thank goodness! You found it. SirYarnsalot has been mad at us for loosing his Karrablast.
Waiter,*calmly* I can see a *the lights suddenly go off* aah! I can see A Dracula in my soup! |
That's because I am hyped for Pokémon Sun, and not Moon, and Mercury is the closest planet to the sun. So, I put the elemental Hg into the soup because the name of that metal is the same as that of the planet. But please.. Relax and have your soup. It will taste good, and it'll clean your intestine OF EVERYTHING!!!
Pretty long explanation, huh? Waiter, there's.. eeu.. There's wolf s**t in my soup! |
That's nor wolf spit, it's dog drool. We have quite a few taste testers in back, and one of them must have stuck it's head into the pot for a sniff.
Waiter, there's a waiter offering soup to me in my soup! |
That's my reflection, sir!
Waiter, there's an elevator inside my soup! Where does it leads to? |
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