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Sefuree August 11th, 2016 8:17 PM

Roast the user above you
 
Pretty simple game. Just roast the user above you!

Somewhere_ August 11th, 2016 8:23 PM

TheRealOCD rap:

TheRealOCD is like pee
as bad as those golfers that hit the tee
dont you see?

He literally has no life same with me but thats beside the point
trying to find a waif-u but that impossible cause they only 2-D
basically you have a non-life


i know this is bad kill me now

Sefuree August 11th, 2016 8:26 PM

His name is John Henry,
This guy isn't very friendly,
He's as boring as a library,
His head is far too hairy.

Somewhere_ August 11th, 2016 8:35 PM

Ian thinks libraries are boring?
kinda like his lifestyle
he can't even run a mile
his words are vile

his anime taste
is like hotdog-flavored toothpaste
and helps him grow his 300-inch waist

what a waste of space
can't even tie a shoe lace
or climb a staircase

Sefuree August 11th, 2016 8:36 PM

This lame guys name is john,
He is neither brain nor brawn,
Always ordering weird ecchi manga from Amazon,
Not the kind of guy you can really count on.

Somewhere_ August 11th, 2016 8:42 PM

Ian has no right to judge me
when he watches Boku no Pico in his free thyme like the pun?
he can't even rhyme cause his brain is slime

wanna talk about my brains?
i got a near 4.0 GPA
you dont even even the first letter in the alphabet is an "A"
I read literature
while you aren't even mature

you are on the level of my dog's manure

Sefuree August 11th, 2016 8:43 PM

His name is BadSheep,
He's pretty fucking cheap,
His verses cause me to fall asleep,
and his face makes me want to weep.

Somewhere_ August 11th, 2016 8:47 PM

OCD's rhymes are unoriginal
always starting with my name, OCD is an imbecile
how pitiful
only thing that can save you from my raps is a miracle

sCam August 11th, 2016 8:49 PM

Let's see The real OCD.

Hey, Instead of posting on pokemon forums, why don't you go get some money and go get some help with your OCD!

ROASTED EM'

edit; damn ninja'd

Somewhere_ August 11th, 2016 8:56 PM

sCam you should scram cause you a scam

how can you judge someone for posting on a forum by posting on a forum?

Sefuree August 11th, 2016 8:57 PM

You must think that I'm pretty lame,
That's just cause you don't have all of this fame,
All you got is a whole lot of shame,
His boring verses are all the same.

sCam August 11th, 2016 9:03 PM

I met the most amazing girl yesterday on a pokemon forum....her name was THERealOCD

ROASTED'

Killua August 13th, 2016 6:03 PM

Bet you use t0kekiss cos togekiss wasnt available and instead of putting effort and creating an actual username you just put a zero on the o

AmetsuCAT August 13th, 2016 6:42 PM

Killua, you're life is as ****ty as the game with no award system.

Pukeamon August 16th, 2016 3:52 AM

two words: you're catty...

Lunar August 16th, 2016 6:14 AM

Phhhh Pukeamon you think you're a name rater, come back when you can spell Pokémon right.

Pukeamon August 16th, 2016 6:41 AM

You have a crap sense of humour... Maybe when you get burnt to a crisp in hell you'll see the funny side of my username :P

and anyways. you're in school hehee. biggest joke ever ;) i pity u :P

Arsenic August 18th, 2016 5:58 PM

Deserves to get a fat lip. forditchingthenickytheme

Pukeamon August 20th, 2016 9:09 AM

your tongue is just as poisonous as ur username.....

Arsenic August 20th, 2016 12:29 PM

Obviously cannot speak English correctly...

Somewhere_ September 3rd, 2016 8:39 PM

you like one of the most hated pokemon, so your avatar is a disgrace

sorry i actually like his design

thetimeruler02 September 4th, 2016 2:48 AM

at first I say sorry to badsheep if this hurts you
grab the sheep and use its s**t to freak the rhythm,
he doesn't even know what is freedom
he still holds coke and rum
can't even solve an easy sum
bum chiki chiki bum
s**t falls as you come.

Extremely sorry.

Adam Levine September 4th, 2016 3:06 AM

You're a time ruler. Don't you have the time to come up with a better insult?

(shrugs)

thetimeruler02 September 4th, 2016 6:07 AM

Being a ghost you should have scared us but you always remain friendly you stockpile of f**king bulls**t.
Extremely sorry

Somewhere_ September 4th, 2016 4:48 PM

your puns are BADum-tess

Somewhere_ September 4th, 2016 5:40 PM

at least my mascot pokemon is cute, unlike your derpy freak of a mascot

Somewhere_ September 4th, 2016 5:44 PM

there is a reason why this pokemon is banned in competitive play. you should be banned from the poke community forums for the same reason.

thetimeruler02 September 4th, 2016 9:35 PM

your f**king insults return to you in your reflective cave. you're a crazy gringo ba****d Pokemon.
sorry

Desinishon September 5th, 2016 5:28 AM

Your rifle loo-look like s..uperb armoury. Damn can't insult you more xD

Adam Levine September 5th, 2016 6:04 AM

Looks like you've already lost your way.

(gets into ghost trap)

Somewhere_ September 5th, 2016 9:39 AM

you are an every day ghost. just average. boring. nothing special.

Sefuree September 5th, 2016 10:06 AM

You're just a bad sheep. nuff said.

Somewhere_ September 5th, 2016 5:30 PM

you should shut up cause you are a newby on the forums

Adam Levine September 7th, 2016 4:17 AM

The pun in your usertitle is as terrible as your roast.

Killua September 7th, 2016 4:27 AM

http://www.mythicspoiler.com/dtk/cards/roast.jpg
roasted

Adam Levine September 7th, 2016 5:51 AM

The killer is you. You just killed the mood.

And I'm also the killer. I just killed it back there.

Somewhere_ September 7th, 2016 12:50 PM

you killed it, so now no one likes you

Pukeamon September 7th, 2016 2:20 PM

i don't like you coz you won't let me eat u :'(

Killua September 7th, 2016 4:14 PM

Tour avatar and signature males me puke.

Pukeamon September 7th, 2016 4:26 PM

nice try but it's meant to make you puke. i think it's time for u to get a new life or a new game xd

Adam Levine September 7th, 2016 11:27 PM

You yarn a lot, yes? Yarn is very slim.

What I'm saying is that you have as slim a chance of roasting someone as yarn.

Killua September 8th, 2016 10:00 AM

your posts are as as bland as your avatar face

Pukeamon September 8th, 2016 1:25 PM

You're as white as a sheet...

Somewhere_ September 8th, 2016 5:24 PM

you are blue because you are sick as heck

Pukeamon September 8th, 2016 5:31 PM

I'm gonna roast your for my christmas dinner coz i like lamb :P yum yum :D RIP Badsheep.. Moral of the story: don't be a bad sheep. good sheeps don't get eaten :P

Somewhere_ September 8th, 2016 6:05 PM

* here comes lightning to strike down gyrados, who is 4x weak *

you also 4x weak to my roasts

Adam Levine September 8th, 2016 11:39 PM

I'm telling you, dude, you can't roast the same sheep twice! Look at it! It's overcooked!

Somewhere_ September 9th, 2016 1:23 PM

at least i dont get cooked instantly in sunlight by being so pale

Pukeamon September 9th, 2016 2:29 PM

just coz you're scared of living on the ground coz you'd get OHKOed by earthquake...

Somewhere_ September 9th, 2016 2:32 PM

not really because i live on the ground. meanwhile, you dont belong in the water or in the air

Pukeamon September 9th, 2016 3:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadSheep (Post 9402048)
not really because i live on the ground. meanwhile, you dont belong in the water or in the air

wanna say that to my face? oh wait. u won't have a face once i've crunched u to a pulp :P

Somewhere_ September 9th, 2016 6:06 PM

well im on land, so checkmate


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