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Sirfetch’d October 7th, 2016 5:10 PM

you spot a creepy clown irl
 
wyd

Sothis October 7th, 2016 5:12 PM

Definitely run

Syndrome October 7th, 2016 5:13 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcjWnENWoAA8_ie.jpg

Aurora October 7th, 2016 5:18 PM

The first thing I'd do is try and quell some of my emotions, as - obviously - I'd be a bit shaken. To do this, I would use the advice of a great, wise sage: 'Ok be calm'.

The second thing I'd do is assess whether or not the clown is hostile. If not, and they're just kidding around, then it'd be all good. I'd just have a bit of a laugh and walk away. If not, and they're gearing up to attack me, I'd have to take some sort of action. Running would be the easiest, but should that not be possible I'd need to fight back. Usually, I carry stationery around with me, which would be the best option; for instance, these items of stationery could double as projectiles.

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/5f732c28-3ec6-490f-871a-c5a1fcbf0d2a_1.26a02f093309a89e1a1f764a1c6d80b7.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF http://www.ineedstationery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Bic-4-Colour-Pen.jpg

The third thing depends on whether or not I lose or win. If I were to lose, I would apply the alternate course of action from Step 2 and get the hell out of there. If I were to win, though, I'd shout at the clown, running away in humiliation, these simple words:

★ABR: i just
★ABR: dont wanna lose

Cay October 7th, 2016 5:22 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/700728727919919106/zIGmXCk6.jpg

pastelspectre October 7th, 2016 5:28 PM

i'd cower in fear and probably die tbh bc i'm a coward. i like clowns in theory but if i see one irl i will like, die.

EC October 7th, 2016 6:21 PM

There are pictures of one all over the local McDonald's.

Somewhere_ October 7th, 2016 7:53 PM

If I am looking out the window, probably just stare back to make sure it doesnt go anywhere.

If i see it in public, make sure I'm with a group of people or keep my distance.

If its just me and the clown somewhere, run.

Arsenic October 7th, 2016 8:12 PM

Nothing, because it wont happen, because it's just a stupid thing that happened a few time that's blown out of proportion by the news. Kinda like the Bathsalt zombie apocolypse.

If I did by some direct action of god himself come across this situation, I'd put a bullet in the idiots chest and then make sure he fully understood that he was going to die in a f**king clown suit. I mean really, aside from torture, I cant imagine a worse way to die than in child molester makeup and a wig.

And if I don't have a gun, well then I can use the pocket knife I always carry. It's not like someone in a clown suit will actually be able to fight back.

And yes, stuff like this stupid clown craze does urk me. Smarten up, cattle.

Nah October 7th, 2016 8:20 PM

burn it with dragon fire




But in reality I'd just keep my distance.

Sylphiel October 7th, 2016 8:22 PM

To be honest, I would probably just end up wondering what a clown is doing just randomly being there.

And then I'll wonder if there's something going on nearby and maybe that would explain why one is around.

gimmepie October 7th, 2016 9:04 PM

I'd have so many questions. First and foremost "why?"

Meganium October 7th, 2016 9:23 PM

Sing this song, and then leave.

blue October 8th, 2016 2:42 AM

drive at it

maccrash October 8th, 2016 8:32 AM

one of my friends spotted one wandering around my town last night at about 2:50 in the morning, purportedly, so needless to say, I'm Intrigued.

Esper October 8th, 2016 8:54 AM

Laugh at it. Clowns are naturally afraid of laughter, having never heard it before in their lives.

Whatever you do, don't start crying. That will signal them to attack.

Megan October 8th, 2016 11:20 AM

Buy some Potions from them?

kingdenas October 8th, 2016 11:38 AM

Run.

Altairis October 8th, 2016 11:57 AM

Fight. Though I head some clowns had machetes. Then I'd definitely run.

kingdenas October 8th, 2016 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altairis (Post 9441030)
Fight. Though I head some clowns had machetes. Then I'd definitely run.

I saw a video with one with an electric saw....

Altairis October 8th, 2016 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingdenas (Post 9441034)
I saw a video with one with an electric saw....

That too. I'd definitely run then.

Overlord Drakow October 8th, 2016 2:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altairis (Post 9441030)
Fight. Though I head some clowns had machetes. Then I'd definitely run.

Pretty much the same - choke the fucker out unless the clown is armed in which case flee to live another day.

Her October 9th, 2016 1:25 AM

http://i.imgur.com/6SY87Od.gif

Logan October 9th, 2016 3:56 AM

make sweet sweet love

Nah October 9th, 2016 7:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry (Post 9441984)
make sweet sweet love

ok be calm

NohBuddy2016 October 9th, 2016 7:50 AM

Already happened, got arrested for assault.

moon October 9th, 2016 9:57 AM

What is a creepy clown?

Mantic0re October 9th, 2016 11:58 PM

OMG Nooooo

Bay October 11th, 2016 10:15 PM

Pepper spray is the way to go in these kind of situations, yes?

Bobbylicious October 12th, 2016 6:27 AM

I would like to think my inner street Mexican would come out and beat their ass but in reality I would prob shit my pants and cry

#RealTalkWithBob

Kikaito plush October 13th, 2016 2:15 AM

force it to watch Nicola Sturgeon whining ?

Lucario October 13th, 2016 5:50 AM

If he's unarmed, fight. Kick him in the balls. If he's armed, run away.

Mantic0re October 13th, 2016 6:07 AM

I will scream so loud and then faint

Controversial? October 13th, 2016 3:08 PM

have a beer w it and calmly ask after a couple pints to STOP DFUCKING KILLING PEOPLE

Nah October 13th, 2016 5:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Controversial? (Post 9448015)
have a beer w it and calmly ask after a couple pints to STOP DFUCKING KILLING PEOPLE

what do you do if it doesn't wanna sit down and have a drink with you

Controversial? October 14th, 2016 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nah (Post 9448187)
what do you do if it doesn't wanna sit down and have a drink with you

down it freshaaaaaaa


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