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PC Treehouse rap battle™
Yo, this is the Treehouse rap battle thread
Prove to everyone that your rhymes aren't dead Do a verse or 4 lines or post anything you want Cause the next poster will roast you when the game is on Yeah, so make sure that your game's on point Cause when your verse hits it might blow this joint Anyways, that's enough of me here rambling So all of you get on this thread and start rapping |
Spoiler: explicit yo
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okay so I don't know how to do this
just got a feeling this thread ain't for cuties unlike others I know where to draw the line no ******* ***** in my rhyme |
I know I'm bad, I got no rhyme,
But this rap battle is getting nowhere anytime You swear and curse, and now just look I don't swear and my rhyme don't suck |
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But you can't even use those fucking plurals right Your grammatical errors just seem so forlorn Man, where the fuck were you born? |
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don't type a snip, let it rip you might have Aura Sphere but it won't help you here this is Off-Topic, every pokémon's fear this is so lame aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha ^ my rap ofc smh, not this thread lmfao |
Yo, I see dis guy who looks like Steven's Lion
But the words they use don't sound like they tryin' To rhyme that well and make something great happen- Wait, what the fu- why am I rappin'?!?!?! |
Let's see what ya got
let's see what ya not I'll throw ya in the pot it's really really hot!! |
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pull up a chair boy, sit and listen honey's in the house, no more sneak dissin' if y'all really wanna rap then cut ya bitch' come inside the crib, i'm posted and listenin' |
Alright listen up honey bunny,
Let me tell you somethin real funny, You were right to tell him to get packin' Cause girl you be the one preppin' the snackin' |
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If you don't like it I'll show you the damn door Just because you're not good at rapping Just go lock yourself in your room and start fapping |
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Thank u, and for ur information it got on my cat If u cared about my feelings at all u wud already know dat Yeah I by u think ur smart But u got being right down to an art You think ur a genius u drive me up da wall Ur a regular original, a know it all THIS ACCIDENTSLLY TURNED INTO SHANIA TWAIN LYRICS SRY |
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Each Pokemon to understand The power that's inside Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all Its you and me I know it's my destiny Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all A heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Yeah Every challenge along the way With courage I will face I will battle every day To claim my rightful place Come with me, the time is right There's no better team Arm in arm we'll win the fight It's always been our dream Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all Its you and me I know it's my destiny Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all A heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Yeah |
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Like I might have copied shania but at least I added my own funk |
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your rhyme's an atrocity that ain't your intellectual property you ain't got no holy monopoly on parody and mockery |
Gabri's now in the house,
When he reaches the mouse And starts clickin' PCers start flippin' For how much he's trippin' On the posts he's whippin' I've been 'round for 10 years Here I know no fears Have enough grinding on my gears Now I'mma leave you in tears You see y'all just foals And I just scored 1000 goals Got the best rhymes in the place And I'm way ahead in the race I spend nights with ya mother And I treat her like no other I'm not just cannon fodder I'm known as the marauder I don't need no profanity My brain speaks with clarity Blast yours with complexity Then leave you needing charity Your rapping sounds like a duck And I hit your rhymes like a truck Now y'all stand there dumbstruck As I retire saying YOU ALL SUCK! /drops mic Spoiler:
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