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Cay October 28th, 2016 8:42 PM

call the ambulance
 
whats the dumbest reason youve been to the hospital?

mine was when i busted my lips open getting into a bath. not fun.

gimmepie October 28th, 2016 9:09 PM

I stepped on my own foot resulting in a nasty break and extremely severe soft tissue damage when I was fourteen. My mother took great joy in repeatedly making me explain to people why I was there.

Somewhere_ October 28th, 2016 9:34 PM

I dont remember if I went to the hospital, but I broke my nose when I was 2 or 3 because I let go of my mom's hands and fell down brick steps face first (nose first). and noses dont like bricks. Always hold your mom's hand.

This reason isn't as stupid, but I went to the hospital for my bronchial spasms. They just became too frequent and lengthy to tolerate.

Her October 28th, 2016 9:46 PM

i
um
tore my butthole from pooping too strenuously

princess garghelina October 28th, 2016 10:46 PM

i never go to hospatal ., maybe

moon October 29th, 2016 3:20 AM

well. My anxiety or whatever undiagnosed minor human fault I have, has made me go a couple of times and it turned out to be absolutely "nothing". Really really annoying and embarrassing that my mind can fool my body (and my consciousness) to believe something is physically wrong, when it's almost always just in my head.

At least it's much better these days~

blue October 29th, 2016 3:22 AM

I fell down an upwards moving escalator once when I was younger.

Aslan October 29th, 2016 3:47 AM

I thought I'd got a piece of broccoli lodged into my throat so I panicked and convinced my parents to take me to the hospital. Had a panic attack on the way there, freaked out even more because I didn't know what a panic attack was and started having difficulty breathing. I thought I was dying but it turns out that nothing was wrong. Granted I was 10 at the time but it seems like a dumb reason to visit the hospital, now that I look back upon it.

AmetsuCAT October 29th, 2016 3:52 AM

I once put a bean from a beanbag in my ear and had to go to hospital to get it out. I actually had to go under anaesthetic for them to get it out because I wouldn't sit still when I was awake.

Lunar October 29th, 2016 6:28 AM

When I was younger, I got a part of an action figure stuck up my nose, we literally couldn't get it out so we drove to Accident and Emergency and when we were a minute away I sneezed it out haha.

Controversial? October 29th, 2016 7:54 PM

rhymes w elf charm

Mobile Tsk October 29th, 2016 9:52 PM

i was forced into an ambulance at school cause they thought i had tried to suffocate myself with a plastic bag (i hadn't) but i refused to sign in at the ER and i left

User19sq October 30th, 2016 4:36 AM

I've never needed an ambulance, but I pray the first time isn't for something stupid.

Also, someone should've posted the amburlance video before me:

Sydian October 30th, 2016 2:43 PM

I haven't been for any stupid reasons, but I guess the most bizarre is that when I was a kid, my anxiety was so bad that I would puke a lot, specifically when school year started. My parents took me to the doctor under the assumption I had a stomach issue, but lol no your child just has anxiety disorder...to which I have never received medication for and barely any help at all. Thanks??????

pastelspectre October 30th, 2016 4:32 PM

haven't been there for any dumb reasons, but i guess the most oddest one is that like.. two-three times i went there for cracking my head open when i was younger? i was a clumsy and sensitive child..

El Héroe Oscuro October 30th, 2016 4:44 PM

Went to the hospital cause I jacked off while taking a bubble bath and slammed my head into the soap holder sticking out after I was done. Split my head open and had to get 9 staples.

I was 18.

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

gimmepie October 30th, 2016 4:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tracer (Post 9469781)
Went to the hospital cause I jacked off while taking a bubble bath and slammed my head into the soap holder sticking out after I was done. Split my head open and had to get 9 staples.

I was 18.

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

I'm proud of you. Really.

Aquacorde November 2nd, 2016 10:27 PM

i kicked over a drinking glass that was on the floor and it shattered on contact and sliced my foot to the bone? don't put ya dishes on the floor kids

Altairis November 3rd, 2016 10:32 PM

i had too much earwax in my ear and i couldnt hear... needed a Pro to remove it

Kikaito plush November 4th, 2016 12:59 AM

I fell out of a car and broke my wrist.

gimmepie November 4th, 2016 1:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kikaito plush (Post 9475125)
I fell out of a car and broke my wrist.

How does one fall out of a car?

Kikaito plush November 4th, 2016 2:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimmepie (Post 9475160)
How does one fall out of a car?

with style

Sektor November 4th, 2016 2:00 PM

Meh. I broke my ring finger when a bunch of ballers tried to stop me from dunking and they then landed on my hand. Damn. It was a hairline fracture, but I've been lucky enough to not require hospital visits. I did get a nasty concussion though... separate incident

To put pain in perspective, I stepped on a 4" long nail that went through my foot. Hospital visit? Nah.

Sothis November 4th, 2016 2:06 PM

Forgetting to take my meds so long my iron dropped to dangerous levels >_>

Cordeline November 4th, 2016 7:14 PM

Two weeks ago I overdid it with the violin practice and my fingers started to bleed and they wouldn't stop. Had to stop playing. Was taken to the hospital.

And I have been banned for playing the violin for three weeks. If all goes well I will be back on it by Wednesday x_X.
And my dad hid it very well and I can't even practice in secret.
And I can't even go to music school.
Aaaannnd my recital is on the 26th of this month so things are not looking pretty. I have been stressed the past few weeks because of that. One cannot just read the music sheet till the end of times...


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