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Granted, but the wish gets corrupted.
I wish for a funny youtube video in my recommendations |
Granted, now you just get rick rolled for all eternity.
I wish I had nunchaku skills. |
Granted, but you still don't have a nunchaku!
I wish I had something fullfilling to do. |
Granted, but you get a terminal illness and only have 1 week to do it.
I wish for better sketching skills. |
Granted, but your sketching skills are so good you become and feel useless on everything else (including living a life), so you sketch your own suicide note before dying.
I wish i had a rain cloud |
Granted, but it never stops raining and never depletes.
I wish I had my own house. |
Granted, you now have your own house made of the finest cardboard money can buy. Congratulations.
I wish I had an infinite supply of money. |
granted but, your money is the Monopoly kind and it's not worth anything
I wish for world wide hunger to end |
granted, but now nobody wants to eat anymore and is slowly starving to their demise.
(for some reason can only think of dark ways of granting this one lol) I wish I could afford a car |
Granted, however because you don't have a driving licence, you can't drive it.
I wish I could swim. |
Granted, but only when the moon is full!
I wish for less misery. |
Granted. Half of the people in misery are now dead.
I wish I won 100k€ just now. Spoiler:
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granted but, you only have one minute to spend it or you get nothing at all
I wish for world wide peace and happiness |
Granted, humans no longer inhabit the world. The Whole Wide World will have peace and happiness now.
I wish for a pay raise |
granted but, the cost of living has also increased so that pay raise wasn't anything
I wish for a gold coin |
granted, but gold is now worth less than copper.
I wish for covid to end =3 |
Granted, but people haven't learned their lesson and still don't wash their hands properly. Chinchilla flu sweeps the world, killing 2 billion people.
I wish for a nice glass of spring water. |
Granted, you can't drink it but it sure does look nice sitting on that shelf.
I wish I had a cabin in the woods. |
Granted, but it's made of wood and due to climate change wood fires are becoming more common!
I wish I had an underwater city. |
Granted, but you can't swim so you can never visit!
I wish for a bowl of noodles. |
Granted, but the noodles can't be heated. You'll just have to eat it cold =o
I wish for a delicious cake |
Granted, but if you eat it, you grow a third arm. Your choice!
I wish for a low-calorie pizza. |
Wish granted, apart from the calorie count actually overflowed and now sits at about 65,535 calories.
I wish aliens would visit Earth. |
Granted, and they really want to introduce you to their laser weapons.
I wish for a dictionary. |
Granted, it's written in Klingon!
I wish for a chocolate bar. |
Granted, but its all molten and sticky from being out in the sun too long.
I wish for a Fennekin Pluche. |
Granted, but the previous owner has washed it in 100° water constantly, and it's now faded beyond recognition.
I wish for Mew to be real. |
Granted, but its as tall as a skyscraper, and farts constantly!
I wish zombies were real, but very cute and they eat all the waste xD |
Granted, they're real, very cute and eat all the waste, but they are on strike every two weeks because they want the right to vote.
I wish for a newer smartphone. Mine is 4 years old and has no problem though. |
Granted, but the volume button is stuck on highest so whenever someone calls you the entire neighborhood hears you!
I wish for a new bike |
Granted, but it comes with rectangualr wheels.
I wish for a purpose in life. |
granted, but you now have to become a politician as you will be the next Prime Minister/President/*Insert your country's title for it's Leader here*. Better get used to lots of attention and bein in charge and having lots of responsibility!
I wish for more free time |
Granted, you get one more millisecond. Enjoy it!
I wish to be friends with a tree. |
Granted, but the tree will be cut down tomorrow by Kabutops Konstruction, better savor that day!
I wish for a lifesize glaceon pluche |
Granted, but it just sits there, staring at you...menacingly.
I wish for less need of bureaucracy. |
Granted but you can no longer rely on anything your administration does.
I wish for a third computer monitor. |
Granted!!! Your other two don't work anymore ;)
I wish for some sleep. |
Granted, however you're actually stealing the sleep of your loved one, so they never sleep again.
I wish to be a member of a band. |
Granted, but the band breaks up the very next day.
I wish I had a friend Spoiler:
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granted, but you’re only friends with that one person for a day
i wish to win an ultra rank coolness super contest in pokemon platinum |
granted, but you win it with a mon you can't stand!
I wish I had some Doritos chips.... |
Granted! However, it's some dusty old packet from 1997 that I found.
I wish for the colonisation of Mars. |
Granted, but it collides with Pluto, skipping the other planets in between for some reason. I guess, Pluto isn't a planet anymore.
I wish for a portable flame. |
Granted, however by portable flame you meant a giant ball of flame such as The Sun, right? Cause that’s what ya got.
I wish to be a famous sportsperson. |
Granted, you are now famous for being the worst at every sport on the planet.
I wish I could gain a new skill in a day. |
Granted, but they take up a skill slot which means you have to get rid of another one, starting with the most basic ones like "Breathing" or "Eating".
I wish for a new Ice Age. |
Granted, but it's on another planet. Nobody said it had to be on earth =o
I wish for a giant chocolate bar +_+ |
Granted! Thank you! It was lovely 😁
I wish for a credit card you don't have to pay back |
Granted, instead you have to pay every person you meet double.
I wish for a free vacation =D |
granted but, your trip is during monsune season and you get rained out
I wish for a peanut butter sandwich |
Granted, but the bread is stale, and the peanut butter iffy.
I wish the weather would improve. (day after day of rain and strong wind) |
granted but, it only last an hour than it's back to rain and strong winds. I wish to be in better shape
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Granted, but now you're so busy working out that you can't do anything else.
I wish for some pastel color pencils. |
Granted you got a paste of colour pencils
I wish I was a real queen |
Granted, just keep away from any type of food or drink. It might have a bitter aftertaste. :)
I wish I got some more time to think. |
Granted you can now only think nothing else!
I wish my age was 22 |
Granted, you're 23 now. Being 22 is now a thing of the past you will never obtain =o
I wish I had a VR set |
Granted, but now the trend is over and no developper cares to make VR games. which is kind of what is happening.
I wish I had a proper bag to carry my 4.5 kg laptop. (ROG laptops are great but you need a suitcase to carry them) |
Granted, but it has wheels and tends to roll away at the slightest of inclinations if you put it down.
I wish I had the time to actually play Pokemon Snap... |
Granted, you now have no job and are homeless. With no time to dedicate towards a place of employment or house work to do, you have all the time in the world to play Pokémon Snap. Now you just need to figure out how to access the game.
I wish I could play Switch games on my phone. |
granted but, your phone over heats and is damaged preventing further use
I wish for a skor chocolate bar... |
Granted you get a big bar of chocolate but your theeths rotted and now you can not eat it!
I wish I could get back to allen |
granted, but its the wrong allen. You end up stuck together anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I wish for a companion cube of my own =D |
Granted, but you also need to do some tests!
I wish for a new pair of shoes. |
granted but, they're uncomfortable and not your size
I wish for a bowl of Lucky Charms |
Granted, but its an empty bowl made from Lucky Charms. Hope you like them stale?
I wish I had a portal gun. |
Now you do. But GLaDOS wants you dead now, and she took your companion cube.
Or you can play Darksiders 1, it has a Portal Gun :D I wish I could speak Russian. |
Granted, but you forget any other languages you know! Better start replying in russian from now on 😈
I wish I could rhyme better. |
granted, you now speak in rhyme
I wish upon a star |
Granted, the star has come crashing down on you.
I wish I had a wish |
granted, you have exactly 9815638259.718262513121539072 wishes. and they all get corrupted
i wish i had a wish too, but only up to 10 un-corrupted wishes. |
Granted, but you're way too paranoid for them corrupting so you never end up using them.
I wish I had something to wish for. |
This is a recursive wish, all your wishes fall into a neverending infinite loop of wishes, and the genie is tired and refuses to grant any of your future wishes!
I wish I could eat junk food everyday without getting fat. |
Granted, but it is so bad that it always takes the emergency exit.
I wish I knew what I was doing. |
Granted, but you no longer know how to do it.
I wish I had some chocolate milk 😊 |
granted, but there’s actually no chocolate in it and the note on the carton that said “Chocolate Milk” is a lie!
i wish for 2 chinchillas |
granted but, they're toy plushes
I wish for a vacation |
Granted, a free trip to the trailer park next town over! Enjoy you stay!
I wish I had a bowl of popcorn |
granted but, it's a bowl of unpopped kernels...hope your teeth are up for the challenge
I wish for a dog |
Granted, but he bites you, he has Water Absorb so you cannot punish him with your water gun.
I wish I had sunglasses. Spoiler:
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granted but, the sun never comes out, it's always raining
I wish that I could sing |
Granted, but you can no longer talk normally! Good luck singing everything, all the time =3
I wish I had a nice genesect pluche |
Granted, but it's broken, just like in the games.
I wish for more holidays! |
Granted, but it's called unemployment...
I wish I was an artist. |
Granted, but you're too excentric and nobody wants to deal with you.
I wish I had the power to control time and space. |
Granted, however you can only control one space at a time!
I wish those days could come back once more Spoiler:
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Granted, but you live those days infinitely.
I wish I could win a contest some day. |
granted but, the contest that you win is make belief
I wish that I could build my dream home |
Granted. It'll be finished in about 40 years when you reach your 70's.
I wish that we could revive a select historical figure of our choosing. |
Granted, have fun picking between Hitler, Stalin and Mao.
I wish my existence would finally cease peacefully... |
granted, but it’s slightly less peaceful than you wanted
i wish for a pet chinchilla |
granted, but it gnaws its way out of your house towards freedom...
I wish for more room |
Here, have some more room for improvement :)
I wish for a better English accent. |
Granted, but now you live there too! Hope you like rain =)
I wish I had a skitty pluche |
Granted, but it's the Ahuiqlksushdian form of Skitty, from Gen 36, which takes place on another planet.
I wish I didn't procrastinate that much. |
Granted, you now live in the moment, never giving anything a second thought!
I wish I had a Home Cinema set. |
Granted, but it's from an unknown small country which doesn't have standard plugs and you can't find them on Amazon.
I wish I knew the secret to not tear my pancakes while I'm flipping them. |
Granted, they now roll out of the pan instead. Hope your kitchen's clean!
I wish I didn't have induction. |
Granted, you get gas instead, but everytime you cook and use it, you fear everything might explode. This is actually me :(
I wish teleportation existed. |
Granted, but you can't control where exactly you'll be teleporting to. Might even be under the sea or the sky.
I wish I had less homework |
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