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ZeoStar April 26th, 2021 1:30 PM

Granted, but the wish gets corrupted.

I wish for a funny youtube video in my recommendations

ElBurrito April 26th, 2021 4:49 PM

Granted, now you just get rick rolled for all eternity.

I wish I had nunchaku skills.

Megan April 26th, 2021 7:09 PM

Granted, but you still don't have a nunchaku!

I wish I had something fullfilling to do.

ZeoStar April 28th, 2021 2:06 PM

Granted, but you get a terminal illness and only have 1 week to do it.

I wish for better sketching skills.

bg April 28th, 2021 3:42 PM

Granted, but your sketching skills are so good you become and feel useless on everything else (including living a life), so you sketch your own suicide note before dying.

I wish i had a rain cloud

Megan April 28th, 2021 8:35 PM

Granted, but it never stops raining and never depletes.

I wish I had my own house.

ElBurrito April 29th, 2021 5:32 AM

Granted, you now have your own house made of the finest cardboard money can buy. Congratulations.

I wish I had an infinite supply of money.

Squirtlenator April 29th, 2021 10:26 AM

granted but, your money is the Monopoly kind and it's not worth anything

I wish for world wide hunger to end

ReKoil April 29th, 2021 2:30 PM

granted, but now nobody wants to eat anymore and is slowly starving to their demise.
(for some reason can only think of dark ways of granting this one lol)

I wish I could afford a car

Arcaneum April 29th, 2021 2:33 PM

Granted, however because you don't have a driving licence, you can't drive it.

I wish I could swim.

Megan April 29th, 2021 8:37 PM

Granted, but only when the moon is full!

I wish for less misery.

StCooler April 30th, 2021 4:16 AM

Granted. Half of the people in misery are now dead.

I wish I won 100k€ just now.


Spoiler:

Quote:

I wish I could swim.
Quote:

Granted, but only when the moon is full!
Beware of the were-swimmer! XD

Squirtlenator April 30th, 2021 7:04 AM

granted but, you only have one minute to spend it or you get nothing at all

I wish for world wide peace and happiness

ReKoil April 30th, 2021 9:57 AM

Granted, humans no longer inhabit the world. The Whole Wide World will have peace and happiness now.

I wish for a pay raise

Squirtlenator April 30th, 2021 10:27 AM

granted but, the cost of living has also increased so that pay raise wasn't anything

I wish for a gold coin

ReKoil April 30th, 2021 1:17 PM

granted, but gold is now worth less than copper.

I wish for covid to end =3

Starlight April 30th, 2021 7:16 PM

Granted, but people haven't learned their lesson and still don't wash their hands properly. Chinchilla flu sweeps the world, killing 2 billion people.

I wish for a nice glass of spring water.

ElBurrito April 30th, 2021 7:39 PM

Granted, you can't drink it but it sure does look nice sitting on that shelf.

I wish I had a cabin in the woods.

Megan April 30th, 2021 8:38 PM

Granted, but it's made of wood and due to climate change wood fires are becoming more common!

I wish I had an underwater city.

Starlight May 1st, 2021 6:01 AM

Granted, but you can't swim so you can never visit!

I wish for a bowl of noodles.

ReKoil May 1st, 2021 10:07 AM

Granted, but the noodles can't be heated. You'll just have to eat it cold =o

I wish for a delicious cake

StCooler May 1st, 2021 10:10 AM

Granted, but if you eat it, you grow a third arm. Your choice!

I wish for a low-calorie pizza.

Arcaneum May 1st, 2021 2:55 PM

Wish granted, apart from the calorie count actually overflowed and now sits at about 65,535 calories.

I wish aliens would visit Earth.

Megan May 1st, 2021 8:11 PM

Granted, and they really want to introduce you to their laser weapons.

I wish for a dictionary.

Starlight May 2nd, 2021 7:35 AM

Granted, it's written in Klingon!

I wish for a chocolate bar.

ReKoil May 2nd, 2021 7:55 AM

Granted, but its all molten and sticky from being out in the sun too long.

I wish for a Fennekin Pluche.

Starlight May 2nd, 2021 8:08 AM

Granted, but the previous owner has washed it in 100° water constantly, and it's now faded beyond recognition.

I wish for Mew to be real.

ReKoil May 2nd, 2021 9:03 AM

Granted, but its as tall as a skyscraper, and farts constantly!

I wish zombies were real, but very cute and they eat all the waste xD

StCooler May 2nd, 2021 9:41 AM

Granted, they're real, very cute and eat all the waste, but they are on strike every two weeks because they want the right to vote.

I wish for a newer smartphone.
Mine is 4 years old and has no problem though.

ReKoil May 2nd, 2021 10:01 AM

Granted, but the volume button is stuck on highest so whenever someone calls you the entire neighborhood hears you!

I wish for a new bike

Megan May 2nd, 2021 11:38 PM

Granted, but it comes with rectangualr wheels.

I wish for a purpose in life.

ReKoil May 3rd, 2021 5:39 AM

granted, but you now have to become a politician as you will be the next Prime Minister/President/*Insert your country's title for it's Leader here*. Better get used to lots of attention and bein in charge and having lots of responsibility!

I wish for more free time

StCooler May 3rd, 2021 11:32 AM

Granted, you get one more millisecond. Enjoy it!

I wish to be friends with a tree.

ReKoil May 3rd, 2021 11:50 AM

Granted, but the tree will be cut down tomorrow by Kabutops Konstruction, better savor that day!

I wish for a lifesize glaceon pluche

Megan May 3rd, 2021 8:48 PM

Granted, but it just sits there, staring at you...menacingly.

I wish for less need of bureaucracy.

StCooler May 4th, 2021 12:36 AM

Granted but you can no longer rely on anything your administration does.

I wish for a third computer monitor.

Starlight May 4th, 2021 5:29 AM

Granted!!! Your other two don't work anymore ;)

I wish for some sleep.

Arcaneum May 4th, 2021 9:47 AM

Granted, however you're actually stealing the sleep of your loved one, so they never sleep again.

I wish to be a member of a band.

ReKoil May 4th, 2021 10:09 AM

Granted, but the band breaks up the very next day.

I wish I had a friend

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10349306)
Granted, but it just sits there, staring at you...menacingly.

I see no problem here 😂

pokemon fan person May 4th, 2021 11:36 AM

granted, but you’re only friends with that one person for a day

i wish to win an ultra rank coolness super contest in pokemon platinum

ReKoil May 4th, 2021 12:18 PM

granted, but you win it with a mon you can't stand!

I wish I had some Doritos chips....

Arcaneum May 4th, 2021 5:35 PM

Granted! However, it's some dusty old packet from 1997 that I found.

I wish for the colonisation of Mars.

Megan May 4th, 2021 7:27 PM

Granted, but it collides with Pluto, skipping the other planets in between for some reason. I guess, Pluto isn't a planet anymore.

I wish for a portable flame.

Arcaneum May 4th, 2021 7:43 PM

Granted, however by portable flame you meant a giant ball of flame such as The Sun, right? Cause that’s what ya got.

I wish to be a famous sportsperson.

ElBurrito May 4th, 2021 7:53 PM

Granted, you are now famous for being the worst at every sport on the planet.

I wish I could gain a new skill in a day.

Megan May 4th, 2021 8:37 PM

Granted, but they take up a skill slot which means you have to get rid of another one, starting with the most basic ones like "Breathing" or "Eating".

I wish for a new Ice Age.

ReKoil May 5th, 2021 8:48 AM

Granted, but it's on another planet. Nobody said it had to be on earth =o

I wish for a giant chocolate bar +_+

Starlight May 5th, 2021 8:53 AM

Granted! Thank you! It was lovely 😁

I wish for a credit card you don't have to pay back

ReKoil May 5th, 2021 10:11 AM

Granted, instead you have to pay every person you meet double.

I wish for a free vacation =D

Squirtlenator May 5th, 2021 10:28 AM

granted but, your trip is during monsune season and you get rained out

I wish for a peanut butter sandwich

ReKoil May 5th, 2021 12:55 PM

Granted, but the bread is stale, and the peanut butter iffy.

I wish the weather would improve.
(day after day of rain and strong wind)

Squirtlenator May 5th, 2021 5:24 PM

granted but, it only last an hour than it's back to rain and strong winds. I wish to be in better shape

Megan May 5th, 2021 7:18 PM

Granted, but now you're so busy working out that you can't do anything else.

I wish for some pastel color pencils.

Olivia May 5th, 2021 7:25 PM

Granted you got a paste of colour pencils
I wish I was a real queen

Megan May 5th, 2021 8:31 PM

Granted, just keep away from any type of food or drink. It might have a bitter aftertaste. :)

I wish I got some more time to think.

Olivia May 5th, 2021 8:36 PM

Granted you can now only think nothing else!
I wish my age was 22

ReKoil May 6th, 2021 10:43 AM

Granted, you're 23 now. Being 22 is now a thing of the past you will never obtain =o

I wish I had a VR set

StCooler May 6th, 2021 12:26 PM

Granted, but now the trend is over and no developper cares to make VR games. which is kind of what is happening.

I wish I had a proper bag to carry my 4.5 kg laptop. (ROG laptops are great but you need a suitcase to carry them)

ReKoil May 6th, 2021 1:06 PM

Granted, but it has wheels and tends to roll away at the slightest of inclinations if you put it down.

I wish I had the time to actually play Pokemon Snap...

ElBurrito May 6th, 2021 2:28 PM

Granted, you now have no job and are homeless. With no time to dedicate towards a place of employment or house work to do, you have all the time in the world to play Pokémon Snap. Now you just need to figure out how to access the game.

I wish I could play Switch games on my phone.

Squirtlenator May 6th, 2021 6:10 PM

granted but, your phone over heats and is damaged preventing further use

I wish for a skor chocolate bar...

Allen303 May 6th, 2021 7:12 PM

Granted you get a big bar of chocolate but your theeths rotted and now you can not eat it!
I wish I could get back to allen

ReKoil May 7th, 2021 8:44 AM

granted, but its the wrong allen. You end up stuck together anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wish for a companion cube of my own =D

Megan May 7th, 2021 8:45 PM

Granted, but you also need to do some tests!

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

Squirtlenator May 8th, 2021 6:56 AM

granted but, they're uncomfortable and not your size

I wish for a bowl of Lucky Charms

ReKoil May 8th, 2021 7:32 AM

Granted, but its an empty bowl made from Lucky Charms. Hope you like them stale?

I wish I had a portal gun.

StCooler May 8th, 2021 10:57 AM

Now you do. But GLaDOS wants you dead now, and she took your companion cube.
Or you can play Darksiders 1, it has a Portal Gun :D

I wish I could speak Russian.

ReKoil May 8th, 2021 12:48 PM

Granted, but you forget any other languages you know! Better start replying in russian from now on 😈

I wish I could rhyme better.

Squirtlenator May 8th, 2021 12:58 PM

granted, you now speak in rhyme

I wish upon a star

ReKoil May 8th, 2021 1:17 PM

Granted, the star has come crashing down on you.

I wish I had a wish

pokemon fan person May 8th, 2021 3:07 PM

granted, you have exactly 9815638259.718262513121539072 wishes. and they all get corrupted

i wish i had a wish too, but only up to 10 un-corrupted wishes.

Megan May 8th, 2021 9:16 PM

Granted, but you're way too paranoid for them corrupting so you never end up using them.

I wish I had something to wish for.

StCooler May 9th, 2021 2:42 AM

This is a recursive wish, all your wishes fall into a neverending infinite loop of wishes, and the genie is tired and refuses to grant any of your future wishes!

I wish I could eat junk food everyday without getting fat.

Megan May 9th, 2021 3:19 AM

Granted, but it is so bad that it always takes the emergency exit.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

ReKoil May 9th, 2021 3:47 AM

Granted, but you no longer know how to do it.

I wish I had some chocolate milk 😊

pokemon fan person May 9th, 2021 5:34 AM

granted, but there’s actually no chocolate in it and the note on the carton that said “Chocolate Milk” is a lie!

i wish for 2 chinchillas

Squirtlenator May 9th, 2021 8:25 AM

granted but, they're toy plushes

I wish for a vacation

ReKoil May 9th, 2021 10:25 AM

Granted, a free trip to the trailer park next town over! Enjoy you stay!

I wish I had a bowl of popcorn

Squirtlenator May 9th, 2021 10:28 AM

granted but, it's a bowl of unpopped kernels...hope your teeth are up for the challenge

I wish for a dog

StCooler May 9th, 2021 11:27 AM

Granted, but he bites you, he has Water Absorb so you cannot punish him with your water gun.

I wish I had sunglasses.


Squirtlenator May 9th, 2021 11:33 AM

granted but, the sun never comes out, it's always raining

I wish that I could sing

ReKoil May 9th, 2021 1:53 PM

Granted, but you can no longer talk normally! Good luck singing everything, all the time =3

I wish I had a nice genesect pluche

Megan May 9th, 2021 7:17 PM

Granted, but it's broken, just like in the games.

I wish for more holidays!

StCooler May 9th, 2021 10:27 PM

Granted, but it's called unemployment...

I wish I was an artist.

Megan May 10th, 2021 1:45 AM

Granted, but you're too excentric and nobody wants to deal with you.

I wish I had the power to control time and space.

ReKoil May 10th, 2021 3:47 AM

Granted, however you can only control one space at a time!

I wish those days could come back once more
Spoiler:

Why did those days ever have to go?
I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ever have to go?
'Cause I love them so

StCooler May 10th, 2021 12:52 PM

Granted, but you live those days infinitely.

I wish I could win a contest some day.

Squirtlenator May 10th, 2021 1:14 PM

granted but, the contest that you win is make belief

I wish that I could build my dream home

ZeoStar May 10th, 2021 2:13 PM

Granted. It'll be finished in about 40 years when you reach your 70's.

I wish that we could revive a select historical figure of our choosing.

Megan May 10th, 2021 6:52 PM

Granted, have fun picking between Hitler, Stalin and Mao.

I wish my existence would finally cease peacefully...

pokemon fan person May 11th, 2021 3:26 AM

granted, but it’s slightly less peaceful than you wanted

i wish for a pet chinchilla

ReKoil May 11th, 2021 6:29 AM

granted, but it gnaws its way out of your house towards freedom...

I wish for more room

StCooler May 11th, 2021 9:21 AM

Here, have some more room for improvement :)

I wish for a better English accent.

ReKoil May 11th, 2021 9:41 AM

Granted, but now you live there too! Hope you like rain =)

I wish I had a skitty pluche

StCooler May 12th, 2021 9:43 AM

Granted, but it's the Ahuiqlksushdian form of Skitty, from Gen 36, which takes place on another planet.

I wish I didn't procrastinate that much.

ReKoil May 12th, 2021 12:52 PM

Granted, you now live in the moment, never giving anything a second thought!

I wish I had a Home Cinema set.

StCooler May 12th, 2021 9:58 PM

Granted, but it's from an unknown small country which doesn't have standard plugs and you can't find them on Amazon.

I wish I knew the secret to not tear my pancakes while I'm flipping them.

ReKoil May 13th, 2021 5:42 AM

Granted, they now roll out of the pan instead. Hope your kitchen's clean!

I wish I didn't have induction.

StCooler May 14th, 2021 12:21 PM

Granted, you get gas instead, but everytime you cook and use it, you fear everything might explode. This is actually me :(

I wish teleportation existed.

Cubeth May 14th, 2021 8:18 PM

Granted, but you can't control where exactly you'll be teleporting to. Might even be under the sea or the sky.

I wish I had less homework


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