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pokemon fan person May 15th, 2021 4:36 AM

granted, but you have to go to school for an extra 3 hours a day

i wish for a houndour in pokemon platinum

ReKoil May 15th, 2021 9:50 AM

Granted, but it's holding an everstone that's glitched and can't be removed!

I wish I had a new watch.

StCooler May 15th, 2021 1:02 PM

Granted, but it's a NASA watch, that gives time in space, but is not accurate on Earth!

I wish Youtubers didn't get copyright strikes.

Starlight May 16th, 2021 9:37 AM

Granted, but now nobody creates anything anymore because they can't protect their interests!

I wish Funko wouldn't release 40 million venom pops that people don't buy.

StCooler May 16th, 2021 10:03 AM

Granted, but you buy them and you need to buy a new house to store them.

I wish time didn't fly that fast!

ReKoil May 16th, 2021 10:20 AM

Granted, every minute feels like an hour for you now! Enjoy your lengthy days!

I wish they'd make more eeveelutions =(

ZeoStar May 16th, 2021 12:39 PM

Granted, but they are of much lower quality.

I wish Art History didn't feel horrifically boring to me.

pokemon fan person May 16th, 2021 1:16 PM

granted, it’s the most super-duper-ultra-mega horrifically boring thing in the world! now with 3% more boringness!

i wish to know how to make a pokemon rom hack

ReKoil May 17th, 2021 1:19 AM

Granted, you will learn from here: https://www.pokecommunity.com/forumdisplay.php?fn=fan-games
You'll master it eventually ^.^

I wish for new earphones

StCooler May 17th, 2021 10:04 AM

Granted, but half of the songs are just muted.

I wish I was more productive when I work from home ^^"

Starlight May 18th, 2021 6:30 PM

Granted, but your job has been changed to matchstick polisher!

I wish the world was kinder

Allen303 May 18th, 2021 6:36 PM

Granted the world is so kinder that now they killed every person to remove them from cycle of rebirth

I wish I was a billionaire

ReKoil May 19th, 2021 9:31 AM

Granted, here, have a billion pebbles. You pebblionaire you.☺️

I wish Ireland made it through to the finals in Eurovision....

Starlight May 19th, 2021 5:42 PM

Granted, but then you wake up :(

I wish for a cup of tea

StCooler May 20th, 2021 3:43 AM

Granted, but it's a modern art cup of tea with deep metaphorical meaning. It has no bottom and everything you put inside just flows down to the saucer.

I wish for chocolate.

ReKoil May 20th, 2021 7:15 AM

Granted, but they look like this:

Will you still eat them? 😈

I wish for more courage

StCooler May 21st, 2021 1:20 PM

Granted, but you're only courageous when there is no danger whatsoever.

I wish for a Switch.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10360744)
Will you still eat them? 😈

You are a terrible person :(
NB: And taste depends a lot on the look of what you eat... XD

Duck May 21st, 2021 2:43 PM

Congratulations, here's a stick of wood. Not sure why you'd want one, but it's a free country, I guess.

I wish for a shiny lucky penny.

ReKoil May 22nd, 2021 9:04 AM

Granted, but its luck only works for people you can't stand, not yourself!

I wish for better paint.net skills

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10361197)
You are a terrible person :(
NB: And taste depends a lot on the look of what you eat... XD

I'd say the person who actually made those is worse, but eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
All I did was google search some chocolate images ^.^

StCooler May 23rd, 2021 11:30 AM

Granted, you now excel at clicking the "exit" button.

I wish for a national holiday soon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10361564)
All I did was google search some chocolate images ^.^

You know that Google shows you the content that it thinks will suit you? 🙃

Sapphire Rose May 23rd, 2021 12:55 PM

Granted, the national holiday is about throwing rotten tomato's at specifically you.

I wish for a cute cat.

ReKoil May 24th, 2021 3:06 AM

Granted, but it's only cute when you're not around to see it!

I wish for some delicious chocolate milk... and biscuits 😊

StCooler May 25th, 2021 1:47 AM

Granted, but it's dark chocolate without any sugar, and the biscuits just dissolve in the chocolate!

I wish for a ton of Kinder Maxis.

ReKoil May 25th, 2021 4:30 AM

Granted, here's a ton of children (Kinder) named Maxi.

I wish for a big cake =D

Starlight May 25th, 2021 6:17 AM

Here you go! *splats it in your face* 😊

I wish for more non-vegan vegetarian options on menus

Duck May 26th, 2021 9:03 AM

Granted. You may now go on restaurants and buy a nice raw egg in these trying times.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

StCooler May 26th, 2021 9:34 AM

Granted, but you are now allergic to your computer.

I wish for a pizza.

ReKoil May 27th, 2021 4:31 AM

Granted, but its with anchovies, pineapple and lots and lots of.... Raisins!
this to me sounds gross, but hey, maybe you'll like it?

I wish for a trip abroad.

Duck May 27th, 2021 4:01 PM

Granted, you start your flight before being told your plane must turn around.

I wish for non-stinky cheese

faf May 27th, 2021 10:29 PM

Granted but it is not edible.

I wish I were a dragon irl.

ReKoil May 28th, 2021 4:38 AM

Granted, you are now a Komodo dragon....

I wish for a new lawnmower

Megan May 28th, 2021 4:53 AM

Granted, you get a hat with lawnmower blades on top. Now you only need to wear it and continuously drag on the cord to make them move.

I wish for anemones to grow on trees.

Duck May 28th, 2021 5:59 AM

Granted. They suck the tree dry of nutrients and then die because they can't get anymore.

The mass tree deaths create a global crisis.

I wish my packages got delivered the same day I bought them.

ReKoil May 29th, 2021 6:15 AM

Granted, but they arrive all soggy and whatever is inside is broken!

I wish for another week off.

StCooler May 29th, 2021 11:34 PM

Granted. But you get bored to death, and you start a new videogame. You enjoy it, and you decide you should stream it. You become a Twitch streamer, you become successful, and decide to quit your job. And the day after, Jeff Bezos wants to congratulate you because you become number 1 streamer in the world. Now he offers you to join Team Rocket, and you refuse, so he eventually bans you from Twitch, and you become unemployed.
So much in one week.

I wish for more efficiency in my work.

ReKoil May 30th, 2021 4:35 AM

Granted, you are taken to a shady laboratory and wake up a Cyborg. You recover faster than anticipated, overpower the lab people and turn them into cyborgs too. You then pull people from the streets and nearby buildings on a daily basis to expand the CyberCooler Army, eventually converting the entire city!
The future looks bleak for normal humans.

I wish for a swimming pool.

StCooler May 31st, 2021 3:32 AM

Granted, you get a very large swimming pool, and all the related accomodation. You spend the best summer of your life, you do pool parties every other day with your friends, you become super popular.
But near your home is the embassy of Randomstan. They were hiding some diplomatic personality that the police of half of the whole world is looking for. One day, the embassy is attacked by some secret service agency, and the guy has to flee in order not to be caught. He runs accross multiple backyards, and finally ends up in yours. Unfortunately, he stumbles on an misplaced rock, and falls into your swimming pool. Unfortunately (bis), he cannot swim, and before you know it, he drowns and dies.
His death is seen as a diplomatic incident, and Randomstan declares war on Netherlands. The USA and Europe join your country, while Russia and China become Randomstan's allies. World War 3 begins.
All that because of a swimming pool.

I wish I didn't need to change my clothes everyday.

Megan May 31st, 2021 3:38 AM

Granted, all your clothes are now gone.

I wish I could understand what all those scientific papers say.

Duck May 31st, 2021 4:07 AM

Granted. They all say "Buy a subscription on Elsevier for $999.99/month for the real paper"

I wish it weren't raining right now

ReKoil May 31st, 2021 5:39 AM

Granted, it is now dry and 58 degrees celsius. Have fun baking in the oven outside 😉

I wish for a new set of fancy clothes

ZeoStar June 1st, 2021 1:32 PM

Granted. You turn into handsome squidward too.



I wish for aliens to share knowledge with us

Duck June 1st, 2021 2:55 PM

Granted. They tell us how to make a top notch omelette and then go away.

I wish for a life time supply of candy.

Starlight June 1st, 2021 3:42 PM

Granted, but your taste buds stop working for the rest of your life :(

I wish to have rhythm

StCooler June 1st, 2021 10:55 PM

Granted, you now become a metronome.

I wish for a pensieve.

Duck June 2nd, 2021 4:10 AM

Granted, the assorted magical governments obliviate you to complete catatonia though.

I wish I had a puppy.

ReKoil June 2nd, 2021 8:28 AM

Here ya go:


I wish I had a bottle of honey

StCooler June 2nd, 2021 11:25 AM

Granted, but it is fossilized honey and it contains trapped mosquitoes with blood of dinosaurs. You decide to found your own Cretaceous Park (because "Jurassic park" is copyrighted), with a wide variety of dinosaurs. Your park has success, and you become one of the richest human on the planet. You hang out with Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, and sometimes you go out to party at Uncle Bill's palace. He hosted a very rich buffet with lots of expensive and tasty food from around the world. So many snacks to try! After three hours of an explosion of gustatory varieties, you try some Indian ginger sweets. It tastes spicy yet sweet. Too bad, you're allergic to ginger, and you finish the party at the hospital.
I know, when we're talking trapped mosquitoes, we're talking amber, but you can't deny it looks similar to honey.
And I hate ginger sweets.


I wish for a brownie.

Duck June 2nd, 2021 2:55 PM

Granted, shame it has peanuts and you're allergic to them.

I wish I had Breath of the Wild

StCooler June 3rd, 2021 3:19 AM

Granted. Now a bear is panting near you, he is wild, and he breathes.

I wish to be a successful Twitch streamer.

ReKoil June 3rd, 2021 10:32 AM

Congrats, you now have a twitch that makes your eyes blink every second whenever you're near a stream.
Such a twitchy streamer!

I wish for someone to fix the gen 8 fossils

Duck June 3rd, 2021 12:24 PM

Granted, they've been brought back to life - being dead was their only flaw after all.

I wish I had better teachers

StCooler June 3rd, 2021 12:32 PM

Granted, but now you don't ever want to leave school, and you stay at school until you die.

I wish for a lovely kitten.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10366879)
I wish for someone to fix the gen 8 fossils

What's wrong with them?

ReKoil June 4th, 2021 9:51 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10366950)
Granted, but now you don't ever want to leave school, and you stay at school until you die.

I wish for a lovely kitten.

Here's your new kitty friend:
https://64.media.tumblr.com/0adbeb6f4b3fd499f6fafa95b4c10f4c/tumblr_n2lhakdV9V1sodo64o1_400.gif
you two play nice now 😇

Edit: I wish there was a wish here
probably forgot after editing those fossil mons xD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radio (Post 10366944)
Granted, they've been brought back to life - being dead was their only flaw after all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10366950)
What's wrong with them?

Allow me to ruin some fossil mons 😈

StCooler June 5th, 2021 12:16 PM

Oh no, you broke the topic, you didn't make a wish! 😱

I wish my fridge was never empty.

Duck June 5th, 2021 6:15 PM

Granted, it's always full of rotten food.

I wish the day had more than 24 hours

ReKoil June 6th, 2021 12:50 AM

Granted, it now has 40 hours. However, only for you.
As such everyone you know will eventually out age you, as you age slower now!

I wish for some delicious ice cream

Allen303 June 6th, 2021 2:57 AM

Granted, it was tasted by rats 🐀🐀 to know that it was delicious or not.....

I whish I have more money to spend....

Olivia June 6th, 2021 3:28 AM

Granted you have more money but it was fake money so if u use it you will be arrested by 👮policeman!

I whish I was an adult

Megan June 6th, 2021 3:53 AM

Granted, now let me show you your new responsibilities! :)

I wish I wasn't an adult.

Allen303 June 6th, 2021 3:55 AM

Granted you are an unborn child!


I wish I could remain bachelor for 5 years

StCooler June 6th, 2021 10:06 AM

Granted, you become a fully legit Bachelor's degree from Reykjavik University, and your owner puts it on a wall on his WC.

I wish Kabutops had a Mega-Evolution.

ReKoil June 7th, 2021 3:47 AM

Granted, it becomes a floating head with just the scythes for its mega, and changes to a Rock/Ghost type!
Wait is that really a corruption 🤔

I wish for more Ice types

StCooler June 7th, 2021 4:34 AM

Granted, you get a new snowflake Pokémon with 2^64 forms, meaning it takes a few Google servers to store every one of them.

I wish I worked less.


Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10368520)
Granted, it becomes a floating head with just the scythes for its mega, and changes to a Rock/Ghost type!

Is it a new Alolan form? XD

ReKoil June 7th, 2021 12:50 PM

Granted, you now only work during national holidays and have the rest of the year off.
Someone's gotta work during Christmas.... and all the other holidays.
Good luck paying the bills though.

I wish for a scooter

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10368544)

Is it a new Alolan form? XD

Sure, just hack gen 7 to include megas and you're good to go hack it in =o

CelloX June 7th, 2021 6:34 PM

Granted, it is invisible. Hope you remember where you parked it...

I wish I could stay at a healthy weight.

Olivia June 7th, 2021 8:47 PM

Granted you are so healthy weight that after touching something you break it down........... Even plates and tv remote.....

I whish I could bring back someone who is dead 💀⚰

ReKoil June 8th, 2021 9:33 AM

Granted, you are now a necromancer and are honor-bound to flood the world with tides of the undead. All dressed up in skitty costumes, of course (just because you're undead doesn't mean you can't have style!).

I wish for motivation

Quote:

Originally Posted by CelloX (Post 10368845)
Granted, it is invisible. Hope you remember where you parked it...

I'd say that's the least of my worries. What about the dials?
'How fast am i going?' - No idea
'How much fuel is left?' - No idea.
Also getting it fueled sounds like a hassle in general too xD
Good luck looking in the mirrors while riding it too...

AMP017 June 8th, 2021 10:20 AM

Granted, now someone follows you around yelling motivating sayings at every single moment, even when you are try to sleep. Also he follows you into the shower.
I wish that pokemon were real

StCooler June 8th, 2021 10:47 AM

Granted, but the building you work in now is a Duraludon, and it encounters a Tyranitar. Tyranitar uses Earthquake, critical hit, Duraludon dies, and Tyranitar also destroys the whole town.
And this happens:
Spoiler:




I wish I was more efficient with RPG Maker.


Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10368716)
I wish for a scooter

I read "I wish for a stcooler" 🙄

ReKoil June 9th, 2021 10:30 AM

Granted, you now efficiently ruin every project you attempt to start in RPG Maker, and therefore efficiently spend next to no time on it.

I wish for a lamb 😇

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10369126)
I read "I wish for a stcooler" 🙄

awwwwww...... 🤗
This is a hug emoticon right? been using it as one, but it's kinda hard to tell tbh xD

Duck June 9th, 2021 11:18 AM

Granted. Mary sues you for theft and you go to jail.

I wish for a vacation

Olivia June 9th, 2021 8:59 PM

Granted, your vacation is in your bathroom! Have fun exploring your own bathroom!

I whish that i have power to make my bully pay for bullying me!(gonna show him who's the real boss 😎😎)

Pyxal June 10th, 2021 4:03 AM

Granted! You're now expelled from school for taking brutal revenge on a poor kid.

I wish I had a million wishes.

Duck June 10th, 2021 5:16 AM

Granted, you have'em. None of them are granted.

I wish for a slice of cake

Pyxal June 10th, 2021 8:32 AM

I slice of cake made of Dog Poo? Granted!

I wish for a PS5.

ReKoil June 10th, 2021 10:19 AM

Granted, here's your brand new Phony Playstation 5!
What do you mean that's not the brand that's supposed to be on it?

I wish for a big bag of popcorn

StCooler June 10th, 2021 1:13 PM

Granted, but it has only one corn seed (??? I don't know if it's called "seed").

I wish to type faster.

Duck June 10th, 2021 3:35 PM

Granted, you type one femtosecond faster.

I wish running didn't suck

StCooler June 10th, 2021 11:16 PM

Granted, but now you become addict to running, and just like every runner, you get knee and ankle tendinitis, foot inflammation, and probably compression of vertebrae. Here is a list of common running injuries.

Alternative responses:
- Not granted, nothing can make running not suck.
- Run with someone though, it helps a lot ^^


I wish for 10 more IQ points.

ReKoil June 11th, 2021 6:29 AM

Granted, you get 10 more points to save up for one of these:

Only 9990 more points to go!

I wish for no side effects from the covid vaccination

StCooler June 11th, 2021 11:44 AM

Granted, now the vaccine is a placebo.
Seriously though, I got only one side effect, a slight pain in the shoulder, as if I got punched in the shoulder and it had made a bruise.

I wish for chocolate to not have any calories.

ZeoStar June 11th, 2021 3:42 PM

Granted, because it doesn't exist anymore. Can't have calories if it isn't real.

I wish we could colonize other planets.

ReKoil June 12th, 2021 10:34 AM

Granted. Earth is invaded by a parasitic alien species that takes over peoples mind and bodies and replaces the original host completely. The new 'humans' make vast technological leaps and end up colonizing other species' planets through force. Those who submit are assimilated too.
So we've technically colonized other planets.... but was it worth it?

I wish for something I don't know I want yet
well this should be fun =3

Starlight June 13th, 2021 2:57 AM

Granted! You get 487 new hard drives to house your inevitable growing Eurovision addiction. You manage to collect a good copy of every ESC in existence, including previously unknown footage of 1964 that you got from a very shady contact that owed you a life debt after the pencil case affair!

One day you come home to find all your hard drives have been stolen with only a worn eraser left in their place...


I wish for a hot tub!

Dave June 13th, 2021 12:08 PM

Granted, but you get amug of company hot tub.


I wish for that I had Saitama's power

ReKoil June 14th, 2021 3:19 AM

Granted, you are now bald.
We all know his power comes from his baldness =o
😂


I wish to be shiny
I don't even know why... i just feel like being sparkly =o

StCooler June 14th, 2021 12:23 PM

Granted, you are shiny. But now you provoke envy, trainers who see you want to catch you at all costs. One eventually catches you. However, Glaceon is not viable in Smogon's OverUsed tier, so your trainer never uses you in battle, and you remain in your trainer's PC, Box 22.
One day, a hacker attacks Google's servers, and gains access to all of Bill's storage systems (because Bill works with Google). He finds an interesting shiny Glaceon, downloads it from your box. But there is an error in the download, some bits were lost, and you become a Caterpie (but you're still shiny).

I wish I could sleep less.

Duck June 14th, 2021 6:03 PM

Granted, you suffer from sleep deprivation though.

I wish I had a shiny penny.

Megan June 14th, 2021 9:18 PM

Granted, but it's so shiny that everyone now wants it; no matter the cost!

I wish I'd have a trait that positively sticks out.

ReKoil June 15th, 2021 10:21 AM

Granted, you now have Pinokkio's nose, except it grows when you complain about mondays!

I wish for a new cat friend =)

Duck June 15th, 2021 3:43 PM

Granted. The cat's a friend to you until one day it just disappears. You're severely distraught over that.

I wish I didn't have a blister on my foot.

StCooler June 16th, 2021 3:53 AM

Granted. Now it's on your forehead.

I wish I had a kilogram of strawberries.

ReKoil June 16th, 2021 8:56 AM

Granted, a kilogram of these:


I wish for a sprinkler

Megan June 16th, 2021 8:52 PM

Granted, now you only need to install it at your house in the desert.

I wish for a wish.

StCooler June 16th, 2021 11:19 PM

Granted, but that new wish is not granted.

I wish the Earth was a torus (form of a donut).

ReKoil June 17th, 2021 10:30 AM

Granted, but you have to live in the center. Good luck =D

I wish for a Photoshop license

Duck June 17th, 2021 5:04 PM

Granted. Your country institute a DMV equivalent for the use of software and you're granted a license to use Photoshop. Now you just have to buy a use license from Adobe. And pay the government to renew your other license every two years or so.

I wish for a marshmallow.

Dave June 17th, 2021 7:05 PM

Granted...... But it is made of plastic.

I wish that next one to post is not me

ReKoil June 18th, 2021 8:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave "Ghost" Hawk (Post 10372573)
Granted...... But it is made of plastic.

I wish that next one to post is not me

Granted, but you make it into the post anyway through the power of quoting!

I wish to invent a new tasty food

StCooler June 18th, 2021 11:00 PM

Granted. You've invented chocolate-pineapple nems. Yum or yuck?

I wish I found my first Shiny Pokémon.


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