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granted, but you have to go to school for an extra 3 hours a day
i wish for a houndour in pokemon platinum |
Granted, but it's holding an everstone that's glitched and can't be removed!
I wish I had a new watch. |
Granted, but it's a NASA watch, that gives time in space, but is not accurate on Earth!
I wish Youtubers didn't get copyright strikes. |
Granted, but now nobody creates anything anymore because they can't protect their interests!
I wish Funko wouldn't release 40 million venom pops that people don't buy. |
Granted, but you buy them and you need to buy a new house to store them.
I wish time didn't fly that fast! |
Granted, every minute feels like an hour for you now! Enjoy your lengthy days!
I wish they'd make more eeveelutions =( |
Granted, but they are of much lower quality.
I wish Art History didn't feel horrifically boring to me. |
granted, it’s the most super-duper-ultra-mega horrifically boring thing in the world! now with 3% more boringness!
i wish to know how to make a pokemon rom hack |
Granted, you will learn from here: https://www.pokecommunity.com/forumdisplay.php?fn=fan-games
You'll master it eventually ^.^ I wish for new earphones |
Granted, but half of the songs are just muted.
I wish I was more productive when I work from home ^^" |
Granted, but your job has been changed to matchstick polisher!
I wish the world was kinder |
Granted the world is so kinder that now they killed every person to remove them from cycle of rebirth
I wish I was a billionaire |
Granted, here, have a billion pebbles. You pebblionaire you.☺️
I wish Ireland made it through to the finals in Eurovision.... |
Granted, but then you wake up :(
I wish for a cup of tea |
Granted, but it's a modern art cup of tea with deep metaphorical meaning. It has no bottom and everything you put inside just flows down to the saucer.
I wish for chocolate. |
Granted, but they look like this:
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Will you still eat them? 😈 I wish for more courage |
Granted, but you're only courageous when there is no danger whatsoever.
I wish for a Switch. Quote:
NB: And taste depends a lot on the look of what you eat... XD |
Congratulations, here's a stick of wood. Not sure why you'd want one, but it's a free country, I guess.
I wish for a shiny lucky penny. |
Granted, but its luck only works for people you can't stand, not yourself!
I wish for better paint.net skills Quote:
All I did was google search some chocolate images ^.^ |
Granted, you now excel at clicking the "exit" button.
I wish for a national holiday soon. Quote:
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Granted, the national holiday is about throwing rotten tomato's at specifically you.
I wish for a cute cat. |
Granted, but it's only cute when you're not around to see it!
I wish for some delicious chocolate milk... and biscuits 😊 |
Granted, but it's dark chocolate without any sugar, and the biscuits just dissolve in the chocolate!
I wish for a ton of Kinder Maxis. |
Granted, here's a ton of children (Kinder) named Maxi.
I wish for a big cake =D |
Here you go! *splats it in your face* 😊
I wish for more non-vegan vegetarian options on menus |
Granted. You may now go on restaurants and buy a nice raw egg in these trying times.
I wish I didn't have a cold. |
Granted, but you are now allergic to your computer.
I wish for a pizza. |
Granted, but its with anchovies, pineapple and lots and lots of.... Raisins!
this to me sounds gross, but hey, maybe you'll like it? I wish for a trip abroad. |
Granted, you start your flight before being told your plane must turn around.
I wish for non-stinky cheese |
Granted but it is not edible.
I wish I were a dragon irl. |
Granted, you are now a Komodo dragon....
I wish for a new lawnmower |
Granted, you get a hat with lawnmower blades on top. Now you only need to wear it and continuously drag on the cord to make them move.
I wish for anemones to grow on trees. |
Granted. They suck the tree dry of nutrients and then die because they can't get anymore.
The mass tree deaths create a global crisis. I wish my packages got delivered the same day I bought them. |
Granted, but they arrive all soggy and whatever is inside is broken!
I wish for another week off. |
Granted. But you get bored to death, and you start a new videogame. You enjoy it, and you decide you should stream it. You become a Twitch streamer, you become successful, and decide to quit your job. And the day after, Jeff Bezos wants to congratulate you because you become number 1 streamer in the world. Now he offers you to join Team Rocket, and you refuse, so he eventually bans you from Twitch, and you become unemployed.
So much in one week. I wish for more efficiency in my work. |
Granted, you are taken to a shady laboratory and wake up a Cyborg. You recover faster than anticipated, overpower the lab people and turn them into cyborgs too. You then pull people from the streets and nearby buildings on a daily basis to expand the CyberCooler Army, eventually converting the entire city!
The future looks bleak for normal humans. I wish for a swimming pool. |
Granted, you get a very large swimming pool, and all the related accomodation. You spend the best summer of your life, you do pool parties every other day with your friends, you become super popular.
But near your home is the embassy of Randomstan. They were hiding some diplomatic personality that the police of half of the whole world is looking for. One day, the embassy is attacked by some secret service agency, and the guy has to flee in order not to be caught. He runs accross multiple backyards, and finally ends up in yours. Unfortunately, he stumbles on an misplaced rock, and falls into your swimming pool. Unfortunately (bis), he cannot swim, and before you know it, he drowns and dies. His death is seen as a diplomatic incident, and Randomstan declares war on Netherlands. The USA and Europe join your country, while Russia and China become Randomstan's allies. World War 3 begins. All that because of a swimming pool. I wish I didn't need to change my clothes everyday. |
Granted, all your clothes are now gone.
I wish I could understand what all those scientific papers say. |
Granted. They all say "Buy a subscription on Elsevier for $999.99/month for the real paper"
I wish it weren't raining right now |
Granted, it is now dry and 58 degrees celsius. Have fun baking in the oven outside 😉
I wish for a new set of fancy clothes |
Granted. You turn into handsome squidward too.
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I wish for aliens to share knowledge with us |
Granted. They tell us how to make a top notch omelette and then go away.
I wish for a life time supply of candy. |
Granted, but your taste buds stop working for the rest of your life :(
I wish to have rhythm |
Granted, you now become a metronome.
I wish for a pensieve. |
Granted, the assorted magical governments obliviate you to complete catatonia though.
I wish I had a puppy. |
Here ya go:
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I wish I had a bottle of honey |
Granted, but it is fossilized honey and it contains trapped mosquitoes with blood of dinosaurs. You decide to found your own Cretaceous Park (because "Jurassic park" is copyrighted), with a wide variety of dinosaurs. Your park has success, and you become one of the richest human on the planet. You hang out with Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, and sometimes you go out to party at Uncle Bill's palace. He hosted a very rich buffet with lots of expensive and tasty food from around the world. So many snacks to try! After three hours of an explosion of gustatory varieties, you try some Indian ginger sweets. It tastes spicy yet sweet. Too bad, you're allergic to ginger, and you finish the party at the hospital.
I know, when we're talking trapped mosquitoes, we're talking amber, but you can't deny it looks similar to honey. And I hate ginger sweets. I wish for a brownie. |
Granted, shame it has peanuts and you're allergic to them.
I wish I had Breath of the Wild |
Granted. Now a bear is panting near you, he is wild, and he breathes.
I wish to be a successful Twitch streamer. |
Congrats, you now have a twitch that makes your eyes blink every second whenever you're near a stream.
Such a twitchy streamer! I wish for someone to fix the gen 8 fossils |
Granted, they've been brought back to life - being dead was their only flaw after all.
I wish I had better teachers |
Granted, but now you don't ever want to leave school, and you stay at school until you die.
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Oh no, you broke the topic, you didn't make a wish! 😱
I wish my fridge was never empty. |
Granted, it's always full of rotten food.
I wish the day had more than 24 hours |
Granted, it now has 40 hours. However, only for you.
As such everyone you know will eventually out age you, as you age slower now! I wish for some delicious ice cream |
Granted, it was tasted by rats 🐀🐀 to know that it was delicious or not.....
I whish I have more money to spend.... |
Granted you have more money but it was fake money so if u use it you will be arrested by 👮policeman!
I whish I was an adult |
Granted, now let me show you your new responsibilities! :)
I wish I wasn't an adult. |
Granted you are an unborn child!
I wish I could remain bachelor for 5 years |
Granted, you become a fully legit Bachelor's degree from Reykjavik University, and your owner puts it on a wall on his WC.
I wish Kabutops had a Mega-Evolution. |
Granted, it becomes a floating head with just the scythes for its mega, and changes to a Rock/Ghost type!
Wait is that really a corruption 🤔 I wish for more Ice types |
Granted, you get a new snowflake Pokémon with 2^64 forms, meaning it takes a few Google servers to store every one of them.
I wish I worked less. Quote:
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Granted, you now only work during national holidays and have the rest of the year off.
Someone's gotta work during Christmas.... and all the other holidays. Good luck paying the bills though. I wish for a scooter Quote:
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Granted, it is invisible. Hope you remember where you parked it...
I wish I could stay at a healthy weight. |
Granted you are so healthy weight that after touching something you break it down........... Even plates and tv remote.....
I whish I could bring back someone who is dead 💀⚰ |
Granted, you are now a necromancer and are honor-bound to flood the world with tides of the undead. All dressed up in skitty costumes, of course (just because you're undead doesn't mean you can't have style!).
I wish for motivation Quote:
'How fast am i going?' - No idea 'How much fuel is left?' - No idea. Also getting it fueled sounds like a hassle in general too xD Good luck looking in the mirrors while riding it too... |
Granted, now someone follows you around yelling motivating sayings at every single moment, even when you are try to sleep. Also he follows you into the shower.
I wish that pokemon were real |
Granted, but the building you work in now is a Duraludon, and it encounters a Tyranitar. Tyranitar uses Earthquake, critical hit, Duraludon dies, and Tyranitar also destroys the whole town.
And this happens: Spoiler:
I wish I was more efficient with RPG Maker. Quote:
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Granted, you now efficiently ruin every project you attempt to start in RPG Maker, and therefore efficiently spend next to no time on it.
I wish for a lamb 😇 Quote:
This is a hug emoticon right? been using it as one, but it's kinda hard to tell tbh xD |
Granted. Mary sues you for theft and you go to jail.
I wish for a vacation |
Granted, your vacation is in your bathroom! Have fun exploring your own bathroom!
I whish that i have power to make my bully pay for bullying me!(gonna show him who's the real boss 😎😎) |
Granted! You're now expelled from school for taking brutal revenge on a poor kid.
I wish I had a million wishes. |
Granted, you have'em. None of them are granted.
I wish for a slice of cake |
I slice of cake made of Dog Poo? Granted!
I wish for a PS5. |
Granted, here's your brand new Phony Playstation 5!
What do you mean that's not the brand that's supposed to be on it? I wish for a big bag of popcorn |
Granted, but it has only one corn seed (??? I don't know if it's called "seed").
I wish to type faster. |
Granted, you type one femtosecond faster.
I wish running didn't suck |
Granted, but now you become addict to running, and just like every runner, you get knee and ankle tendinitis, foot inflammation, and probably compression of vertebrae. Here is a list of common running injuries.
Alternative responses: - Not granted, nothing can make running not suck. - Run with someone though, it helps a lot ^^ I wish for 10 more IQ points. |
Granted, you get 10 more points to save up for one of these:
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Only 9990 more points to go! I wish for no side effects from the covid vaccination |
Granted, now the vaccine is a placebo.
Seriously though, I got only one side effect, a slight pain in the shoulder, as if I got punched in the shoulder and it had made a bruise. I wish for chocolate to not have any calories. |
Granted, because it doesn't exist anymore. Can't have calories if it isn't real.
I wish we could colonize other planets. |
Granted. Earth is invaded by a parasitic alien species that takes over peoples mind and bodies and replaces the original host completely. The new 'humans' make vast technological leaps and end up colonizing other species' planets through force. Those who submit are assimilated too.
So we've technically colonized other planets.... but was it worth it? I wish for something I don't know I want yet well this should be fun =3 |
Granted! You get 487 new hard drives to house your inevitable growing Eurovision addiction. You manage to collect a good copy of every ESC in existence, including previously unknown footage of 1964 that you got from a very shady contact that owed you a life debt after the pencil case affair!
One day you come home to find all your hard drives have been stolen with only a worn eraser left in their place... I wish for a hot tub! |
Granted, but you get amug of company hot tub.
I wish for that I had Saitama's power |
Granted, you are now bald.
We all know his power comes from his baldness =o 😂 I wish to be shiny I don't even know why... i just feel like being sparkly =o |
Granted, you are shiny. But now you provoke envy, trainers who see you want to catch you at all costs. One eventually catches you. However, Glaceon is not viable in Smogon's OverUsed tier, so your trainer never uses you in battle, and you remain in your trainer's PC, Box 22.
One day, a hacker attacks Google's servers, and gains access to all of Bill's storage systems (because Bill works with Google). He finds an interesting shiny Glaceon, downloads it from your box. But there is an error in the download, some bits were lost, and you become a Caterpie (but you're still shiny). I wish I could sleep less. |
Granted, you suffer from sleep deprivation though.
I wish I had a shiny penny. |
Granted, but it's so shiny that everyone now wants it; no matter the cost!
I wish I'd have a trait that positively sticks out. |
Granted, you now have Pinokkio's nose, except it grows when you complain about mondays!
I wish for a new cat friend =) |
Granted. The cat's a friend to you until one day it just disappears. You're severely distraught over that.
I wish I didn't have a blister on my foot. |
Granted. Now it's on your forehead.
I wish I had a kilogram of strawberries. |
Granted, a kilogram of these:
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I wish for a sprinkler |
Granted, now you only need to install it at your house in the desert.
I wish for a wish. |
Granted, but that new wish is not granted.
I wish the Earth was a torus (form of a donut). |
Granted, but you have to live in the center. Good luck =D
I wish for a Photoshop license |
Granted. Your country institute a DMV equivalent for the use of software and you're granted a license to use Photoshop. Now you just have to buy a use license from Adobe. And pay the government to renew your other license every two years or so.
I wish for a marshmallow. |
Granted...... But it is made of plastic.
I wish that next one to post is not me |
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I wish to invent a new tasty food |
Granted. You've invented chocolate-pineapple nems. Yum or yuck?
I wish I found my first Shiny Pokémon. |
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