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Granted, but you haven't received any Poke Balls, yet!
I wish for a more peaceful world. |
Granted there is no one in the world.
I whish that I can gain weight because I am too skinny |
Granted. You gain a microgram.
I wish for days longer than 24 hours |
Granted but now you have to work until the longer day is over.
I wish to win in "The Last One to Post Wins" thread. |
Granted, but you have to share the win with everyone else posting there!
So basically business as usual I guess? I wish for better sleep at night |
Granted. You have a 0.00001% sleep quality increase.
I wish I could binge series all day. |
Granted! ... but the only series you can ever watch is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo for the rest of eternity.
I wish for no water bills. |
Granted, but now your water is not cleaned after use.
Now think about this while you're taking a bath or washing your food :) I wish for a free account on every paying website in the world. |
Granted, but you have to pay double for everything you buy with it =3
I wish to meet someone famous so I can kidnap them and hold them for ransom.. 😈 |
Granted, but unfortunately their fame was just about to drop and nobody cares about them anymore.
I wish to have some irl friends. |
Granted, but they move to other cities or even countries due to work and you don't see them anymore.
Kinda my life. I wish I could control my computer with my mind, instead of needing a keyboard and mouse and tablet. |
Granted, but your mind wanders making so your every thought is recorded on the internet.
I wish I didn't need to sleep. |
Granted, however you also no longer think. You just stand there staring; never ever doing anything anymore. Eventually people use you as a mannequin!
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I wish to see a play |
Granted!!! You get to watch me press play on my remote, once, from a distance, with no snacks.
I wish I wasn't me. |
Granted. You're now your long lost identical twin who completely and seamlessly replaces you overnight. Except now you gotta deal with the guilt.
I wish it weren't so cold right now! |
Granted, you now have a heat wave!
I wish I saw a polar bear IRL before the last one of them dies. |
Granted, but it's hungry and wants a kabutops for a snack. I hope you're fast!
I wish mosquitos would leave me alone lemme sleep already |
Granted... but now instead a tarantula will follow you until the day you die
i wish i got paid by just sleeping |
Granted, you get paid in toothbrushes
I wish I had a date |
Granted, you get a date with your worst enemy and you talk about their favorite topic: how awesome they are!
I wish for the entire internet to implode in on itself. |
Granted,
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Granted!!! The scene changers bring you a massive painted background of a toxic wasteland. Thanks guys!
I wish to procrastinate less... |
Granted, you're now so busy doing all the chores and other things you tried to hold off that you never find the time to do something you enjoy.
I wish for a better computer. |
Granted. It goes crazy and enslave all of humanity.
I wish for a Klondike Bar. |
Granted. But to obtain it, you had to steal it from the son of the President of Randomstan. Now he cries and his daddy is not happy; it is considered as a diplomatic incident and you start a new war between your country and Randomstan.
I wish I was better at League of Legends. |
Granted, but you no longer have a social life or a job and you barely even sleep. That improvement comes from practicing like crazy after all!
I wish I had the time to play all the un-played games in my steam library |
Granted but their prices would be 10x more
I wish that I could remain Single my whole life(Not having a Girlfriend or a Wife) |
Granted But this remains fir only 3 days and then.. ..... 4 girls will fall in love with you and you have to marry them, Congratulations! You have four wives now!!!
I wish that Blastoise was the best Pokemon of all |
Granted but every other Pokemon becomes extinct making Blastoise the best Pokemon of all!
I wish Mewtwo is my best friend! |
Granted, but your other friends become jealous and try to leave D=
Mewtwo forces them to stay with psychic powers though. But is it still a friendship? I wish for a free console |
Granted. You get a Phillips 3DO whose motherboard has rusted for absolutely free.
I wish tech support came to my home, instead of me having to go to them. |
Granted, but they'll charge you for it double and then triple the amount. And then you have to tip them, as well.
I wish for the usual. |
Granted, you get more Mondays! Every day is Monday now! 😈
I wish I could come up with a wish |
Granted. Shame there's no one to grant it.
I wish I didn't get sleepy. |
Granted, but you will be extremely tired forever
I wish that Karens no longer exist |
Granted, they now all go by the name Kaytlynn 😅 Thus Karen is no more.
I wish someone would cook my food for me for a week so I don't have to =3 |
Granted, but you get severe food poisoing after consuming it
I wish that poaching no longer exists |
Granted, they stop the poaching and instead do some really long cruises in their massive fuel devouring monstrosities of a car. You know, for the environment.
I wish to have a life. |
Granted, here's a hostage. This person's life is now in your hands, what will you do with it? 🙃
I wish my phone had a better camera |
Granted! You now have SLR like quality from your phone camera! But it's now the same shape as an SLR and doesn't make calls...
I wish hate wasn't in the dictionary. |
Granted, here's the dictionary, here's the word hate. Let's rip it out and it's gone. But the job was done very sloppily so some more pages got ripped out including the one that contained the word love.
I wish for some mail from people I care about and not just businesses wanting money. |
Granted, the people you care about now work for businesses wanting money. It's the best of both worlds! How is this even a corruption?
Probably the reason for them writing you..... 😈 I wish for inspiration |
Granted. Now you are really inspired to send every forum member with a Rapunzel avatar all your chocolate ;)
I wish I had my own chef. |
Granted, but he keeps yelling at you for not cooking properly, like in those TV shows. Don't tell me you expected him to cook for you. :P
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I'd grant you a wish and corrupt it, but you didn't make one. So here's some chocolate chip cookies instead =D
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Except there's a few with raisins mixed in... gotta corrupt it =D ____________________________ I wish for Italy to win the euro championship =D Quote:
I mean if you're paying the shipping costs it's not impossible =3 but..... it's my last bar D= (I always do my groceries on Mondays =p) Quote:
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=p Not many people even write cards anymore I'm afraid D= Makes me feel like I'm part of a dying breed D= |
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I wish for some sleep tonight! |
Granted, you doze off for some minutes. And then you wake up again!
I wish to remember all my appointments without needing to write them down. Quote:
I appreciate your card. Especially the watermarks show just how much you to care. <3 |
Granted, you are now however always at least 15 minutes late to them!
I wish I could stop scratching open my scabs Quote:
so google image search results it is! |
Granted, you can't move your body whenever you have scabs. Can't scratch them now!
I wish I had a diploma already |
Granted, it's a master in biology, specialised in botanics, but you cannot get a job with it.
I wish I had chocolate in my home. |
Granted, but you have so many that you can't eat it all alone. Better share with your neighbors if you don't want it to expire....
I wish food wouldn't expire.... |
I whish for a bike
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Granted, but it falls apart immediately after you touch it!
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I wish GDQs (charity speedrunning events that happen twice a year) would be longer than two weeks each. |
Granted, they now last 6 months each, it's GDQ all year round now! Sadly it no longer stands out because of that and fades away into oblivion....
I wish for a baguette |
Granted but it’s alive and won’t let you eat it until you beat it in a jousting match
I wish for a special Pokeball that turns all Pokémon it catches shiny |
Granted! It happens to turn them into colours you can’t stand, and since they are still colour swaps, they are still counted as shinies.
I wish I could instantly draw out all my Glazed comic pages with my mind. |
Granted but.... After that you will have to suffer from a terrible head ache..........
I whish i was a men in black |
Granted! You now wear a black t-shirt every day of your life!
I wish I could draw. |
Granted you can draw anything but after drawing it... You tear the page (in which you have drawn) ASAP
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Granted, no wish left is no wish corrupted, your wish remains pure.... if only you had one that is.
I wish for a strawberry cornetto every other day |
Granted, but you become deathly allergic to strawberry Cornett is
I wish for a new planet |
Wish is granted but it's a planet where everyone will endlessly sneeze if they're too close to it
I want a Flareon plush! |
Granted, but it has a Charmander tail. And it burns down everything with it.
I wish I had some nice posters. |
Granted you have very nice poster colours....
I whish that i had super soldier serum..... (Captian england) |
Granted, but it gets injected to your skitty, so you now have a supercat.... Skitty Savior!
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Actually that doesn't sad that bad.... no more rat or mouse problems =o I wish the flooding in Limburg (province in southern NL) would stop. It's pretty bad there atm |
Granted, but the flood simply transfers to the rest of the world. You are trapped, and every one outside of Limburg is dead. The economy has collapsed and everyone is homeless because no one can afford houses.
I wish for a free, new, perfectly functioning laptop. |
Granted, you got it but it fell down from the 30th floor......
Hope it survives the crash! I whish for for a ginne who can complete my every whish for whole life.... |
Granted, but he will be a bit hard on hearing and cannot read, so for example if you wish for a million bucks, you will get a million ducks
I wish to get good at art |
Granted, you are but you never draw the art......
I whish to see allen in real life..... |
Granted, but neither of you can remember the encounter at all.
I wish for my Kinglocke challenge to be moderator approved |
Granted, but it was a miss-click so the approval will soon be revoked.
I wish for more wild hares |
Granted! After visiting the hairdressers, your floor sweepings rise up and storm the city! Right now they have the Mayor locked in the town hall, and are demanding a helicopter, one million dollars and 500 bottles of conditioner.
I wish nothing died ;( |
Granted, no one is dying in movies now........
I whish for a bike..... |
But the wheels of the bike have massive spikes and riding is very difficult.
I wish for a chocolate cake.. |
Granted. It's made with cheap, crumbly chocolate that tastes like soap though.
I wish it weren't so cold here. |
Granted, Global Warming is here to save the day!
I wish this whole mess at work to finally be done. |
Granted, but everyone at work will blame you and only you for creating that mess in the first place.
I wish I could learn German! |
Granted, you can! You just need to move there, live in an old couple's basement and have them drill the language into you for 2 years. You are now fluent in german!
You completely forget about your life before though and stay there forever... details, details.... I wish Mosquitos left our house alone. |
Granted, but you get a horseflies invasion in their place :)
I wish more people would appreciate Arianne <3 |
Granted! The entire world does... except you!
I wish for magical powers... |
Granted, you now possess the powers to summon confetti wherever you want!
I wish for sleep to not fail me anymore. |
Granted, you now fail your sleep instead D=
I wish I could see more of the Olympics. |
Granted, you now get to see the empty hotel rooms of the athletes, when they are competing. Happy?
I wish the global warming was solved just now. |
Granted, the planet is destroyed. Can't have global warming without a planet.
I wish we had a new planet to live on after the last one was destroyed by the last wish. |
Granted, but in order to live there you need to spend your entire life underground like a mole!
I wish for Cubchoo to stop sneezing all the time :) |
Granted cubchoo is an extinct...... No cubchoo no sneezing......
I whish that there were no nuke weapons.... |
Granted! The world goes back to traditional warfare, and everyone gets conscripted... Hope you like Russia or wherever they send you!
I wish for a cure for every disease |
Granted. Unfortunately this cure is extremely deadly and will kill you about a day after it cures you.
I wish for a thick pair of socks. |
Granted, but the socks are so thick that they cut off your blood circulation.
I wish my internet connection wasn't garbage. |
Granted, but they require you to pay ten times the amount of money to keep it.
I wish for getting more interesting ideas. |
Granted. You have so many of them you can't remember a single one of them and spend the rest of your day catatonic, just having ideas.
I wish I still had hot showers |
Granted, your shower cabin is now heated! The water is still cold though..... but, you'll be fine as long as you don't turn the water on right?
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Granted! I painted the seesaw in your local park blue and wrote Police Box on the side. Have fun my friend!
I wish I was able to communicate comfortably and freely. |
Granted; take this super comfortable gaming chair, and welcome to the Internet ;)
I wish I could heal myself immediately (like Wolverine from X-Men). Quote:
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Granted, but now people will want to test your powers basically... everytime they meet you. And you know, that means... oof :C
I wish I was a more patient person |
Granted but time starts to move ×2 as fast for you
I wish Custom Robo got a Nintendo Switch port or reboot |
Granted but it's only purchasable as a physical copy from Australia
I wish for a phone that works flawlessly and never lags |
Granted. It needs an outlet capable of providing the power generated by Zambia to charge.
I wish I had lunch ready. |
Granted, but your mouth isn't!
I wish my exams weren't this stressful... |
Granted, they aren't stressful because you stopped studying. You proceed to fail the exams.
I wish for antartica to become a livable place with talking polar bears. |
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