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Granted, but now politics doesn't work anymore. I hope you are strong and know how to survive!
I wish I loved vegetables more than pizzas. Quote:
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You now absolutely LOVE vegetables... especially vegetable pizzas!
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They also have them with Cauliflower & Spinach bases ;) Let's face it.... pizza's will haunt you no matter what 😈 =p I wish to be less easily bored when shiny breeding. |
Granted! Now shinies pop out every single time! Now they're not special anymore...
I wish to make a difference |
You now compute the difference 2 - 1 = 1 without using a calculator.
I wish I was a well-known film director. Quote:
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You're well known as every one of your movies is extremely cheesy! As in, Hallmark movie levels of cheesy.
I wish I was better at cooking |
Granted, now all your burnt meals taste a little bit better.
I wish I ahd a balloon to fly away from reality. |
You get this:
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unfortunately it only seems to be on your computer so you'll now need to find a way to enter your computer. I wish humans wouldn't be so judgemental |
Granted. Can I just not corrupt this one? Oh ok...
Granted, but now every cat you see judges you mercilessly instead! I wish I was better at putting together outfits |
Granted, every outfit you make is amazing. However, all of your outfits are now extremely over the top and flashy. There are no exceptions.
I wish I knew all the song lyrics and could always sing along :) |
Granted, you can song along but, I don't know why there is know sound coming from your mouth when you sing.....
I whish for silver chariot.... |
Granted. Polnareff shows up at your front door and shows you his Stand. Unfortunately, you're no Stand user so you can't see it!
I wish for there be something else but a train being the light at the end of the tunnel! |
Granted, you accidentally found a mad scientist's secret underground lab... being an explorer empress you obviously gamble with your life to find out more.
Unfortunately some failed experiments capture you and throw you in a cell... with the mad scientist! How will MacGyver Megan escape? How will Megan stop the experiments' rampage? Will she free the mad scientist or leave him to rot? Find out on Megan's next post in "Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted", the tales of MegGyver ! 😉 I wish to see the hanging gardens of babylon |
Granted. You are teleported to Ancient Babylon, with no way back home :(
I wish people spoke their minds instead of hiding things. |
Granted, but you're now harrassed with people's thoughts 24/7. They just don't stop complaining. You better have noise canceling headphones or something like that!
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Granted! but I'm corrupting it by posting first!
I wish for MegGyver to escape... |
Ninja'd while I was making a Dragapult Fan certificate for AMP for a different FG =(
Oh well, guess I'll just scrap most of what I had and adjust the rest 😙 MegGyver escapes alright. She found a small sharp stone and used it to cut her restraints. Then she makes it even smaller and sharpens it, ties some metal-wire she found around it, and uses this contraption to unlock the door. She ties up the mad scientist and drags him over the floor while she makes her way back to where she entered. Once outside she calls the cops and leaves the mad scientist behind, tied up to a guard rail. She then goes back inside to try and stop the failed experiments.... only to be re-captured! :shaking-head-no: I wish to end poverty. |
Granted, it rains money from the heavens. Unfortunately, money is now worthless and people realize that you can't eat money.
I wish for a new type of tea. |
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I wish for the end of animal cruelty |
Granted, humans can no longer be cruel to animals. Animals now actively hunt us down for retribution though. Hope you can outrun a bear 😉
You just need to outrun it till you get to Megan after all.... she'll just wrestle it down! I wish to cleanse the corruption of all the wishes in this thread so far 😊 |
Granted. If you write each wish on paper, its corruption is cleansed :)
I wish I knew German. |
Granted, but the man teaching you will be zombie hitler.
I wish for a gold bar |
Granted, but it's too heavy for you to carry so you have to admire it from that location and that location alone.
I wish for a fifth season. |
Take your pick!
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I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was! |
Granted, you are the very best at hitting the "E" key on your keyboard! Enjoy your exceptional talent!
I wish the Kabutops plushies weren't ugly. Quote:
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Granted, they're now cute little plushies. Though, unfortunately scythes aren't cute so they had to replace them with sock puppets.
I wish for a real life potion of healing. |
Granted, you have a potion that can heal anything at all, even death The government plans to kill you and take it and they're not the only ones.
I wish I Could Shapeshift freely Into any form or appearance I pick. |
Granted, but for some reason the word 'copy' always appears in big bold letters on some highly visible part of the body/appearance/form.
I wish for Portal 3 |
Granted... you have three portals to the middle of a volcano! Take sunscreen ;)
I wish I could sing again |
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Granted, but you can only sing Jake Paul songs. I wish for hiking gear. |
Granted, but they're of very low quality. You better take really good care of them!
I wish for a good pen. |
Granted! You now have a truly awesome pen to keep your sheep in!
I wish that sugar was healthy |
It now is! Unfortunately it's now all we can eat.... Sugar rush incoming!
I wish I could come up with wishes easier |
Granted, but everyone else now struggles and your next post is the last on this thread :(
I wish my phone would recharge instantly. |
granted a electric field is now on ur phone causing it to recharge good luck touching it tho
i wish i had a princess style castle |
Granted, but you also need to pay princess styled costs in order to keep and maintain it.
I wish for a nice Winter season this year. |
Granted, the WInter season is very nice to you by giving you lots of compliments as it freezes you solid. Does anyone have an Ice Heal? no? awwww.... guess you might be stuck like that till summer then D=
I wish to know what is in the Hidden post above.... 😏 |
Granted its was me saying that
"winter is so good that ur never happy again once its over everything else is a let down and wishing for money so now that u know i must destroy you. " ps i deleted it cause i realize i posted to soon+ Anyways My last wish put me in debt so i wish for A Large amount of money. |
Granted, but this large amount of money appears on my bank account :D
Thank you 😊 I wish I was protected from any accident. |
Granted, but your protector is a slaking and sometimes he slacks off on the job.
I wish for good health for everybody |
Granted everyone alive will now live forever in good health shame over population exists but that is a problem for another day.
Since i am still in debt after my one wish I wish i could legally print money with out going to jail and it be accepted |
Granted! You are now the richest person in Nauru!
I wish I knew what I was doing... |
Granted, you are now aware that you wrote that post!
I wish there was no Monday. |
Granted ,no can Monday exist, sadly cause you wished for this on Monday you and everyone else got wiped from existance.
Well i can live with my last 2 riches so i guess i shall wish for power I wish to have all of supermans powers |
Granted, but you don't have the convenient plot armor that actually makes those powers work without problems. Like if you use laser eyes you'll either burn out your eyes or they'll explode from the heat and you become blind either way. If you use x-ray version you will need to make an X-ray source first for it to even work. Etc. etc.
I wish the new supermarket wasn't so dang expensive. Quote:
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Granted! It is now very cheap... but it is also the only shop within 400 miles and they refuse to stock any chocolate products!
I wish to make a difference |
Granted, but nothing changes. Guess now you're stuck with thinking about what that means!
I wish for more cute stuff! |
Granted everything becomes super cute and fluffy even snakes and spiders look like cute little kittens .... till they bite.
[QUOTE=ReKoil;10411599]Granted, but you don't have the convenient plot armor th 👍[/QUOTE "well guess i need something to counter those weaknesses" I wish i had healing 9000 times stronger than deadpools but i looked twice as cute as i do now forever |
Granted. Any pain you get also hurts 9000 times more though, will you be able to stay sane?
And the definition of cute changed so that now you are twice as cute 😉 I wish to be rainproof. |
Granted, but now everytime it rains near you, a tornado spawns. Be strong!
I wish to be rainproof and windproof 😇 |
Granted! Your skin is now heavy duty plastic. Good luck in the summer...
I wish to meet my idol. |
Well... I hope you can fly so you can chase after it...
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I wish for a Totem of Undying. |
Granted, you get it but you die. How ironic.
I wish for a freezer full of various types of candy |
Granted, but it ends up being so sticky that you can't open the door, anymore.
I wish to be able to do some working at home instead of having to go to the office all the time. |
Granted,but some wild boars somehow entered into your house and now refuses to get out of there,So you have to clean their Trash and other things along your own trash.
I wish to make a big Gang like Tokyo Manji. |
Granted. But the moment it's formed they dispose of you after taking all your money. Nothing personal, that's just gang life.
I wish the days wouldn't fly by. |
Granted, they all come flying at you instead in one massively hectic day.
I wish for golf balls to be shaped like squares instead. |
Granted! Your average driving distance is now an incredible 14 yards!
I wish for no utilities blackouts this winter. |
Granted.You are now in lockdown due to over electricity running from your area openly.
I wish to not get my future wishes horribly corrupted. |
Granted, but it contradicts the very purpose of this thread, which instantly explodes, and the PokéCommunity servers die. Nintendo decides to save PokéCommunity and buys new servers, because it's the biggest Pokémon community, and they change the rules. Now they close every topic about a fangame, every topic discussing videogames other than Nintendo games, every topic questioning Game Freak's decisions. Mentioning Z-moves and Mega-evolutions, as well as the Pokémons that disappeared in Gen 8, becomes an infraction. Every fangame dev is hunted down and sent to feed the Nintendogs.
I hope you're proud of you! I wish I was the world champion in mental arithmetic. |
Granted, but now ALL you do can is arithmetic. You can no longer use words, just numbers, and only if you do some sort of arithmetic! It's gonna make for interesting conversation, to be sure!
- "How are you doing?' -"-4X + 7 = 15." I wish to see the world. |
Granted, but the world is so beautiful it blinds you.
I wish for an expansion of the english language |
Granted, but i costs 70 bucks. Always that DLC that costs as much as a full feature game!
I wish for better working conditions. |
Granted, your computer now works perfectly, your seat is super comfy, you are given 5-star meals at lunch on demand, all your colleagues are sweethearts. But when you go home, you realise you now prefer your workplace to your home; you become workaholic. This is perfect, because all those new features cost a lot to your company, which means you have to work twice as much for the same salary.
I wish I was able to do a split. Quote:
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Granted, you make a run for it and go to Split, leaving your life behind! Time to start anew!
Hope you know the language and customs 😉 I wish for one of these Snorlax pillows: Spoiler:
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Granted, but they're made from real Snorlaxes that were farmed for the purpose in absolutely terrible conditions. I hope you can live with yourself :(
I wish it was Halloween every day. |
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I wish I could eat Chocolates everyday. |
Granted, but you need to brush your teeth 20 times a day now to ward off cavities!
I wish for free bike repairs for a year. |
Granted, but now your bike needs gas to run properly.
I wish I could eat meals from 5-star restaurants everyday, for free. Quote:
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Granted, but two years later the staff is like "Who is this dude living in the restaurant and why has he never payed for a meal".
I wish to witness a shooting star |
Granted, you see a shooting star right before it hits Earth and erradicates all life in the progress!
I wish for a vacuum cleaner that sucks out all the evil stuff in the world. Quote:
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Granted,But now the world become peaceful,The police,detectives,fighters lost their jobs and now finding a solution to eradicate the Vacuum cleaner along with you!
I wish for a Dragon that can fly and breath fire to become my pet with the world government permission and suck up every evil. |
You now have a Dragon that can fly an breathe fire!
It fits in the palm of your hand too, how cute is that?! No need to worry about it growing up, it stays that size forever! And it can just incinerate any waste it produces! The world government approves of it as long as it deals with their rat problem! If only the dragon didn't consider humans evil and didn't eat you up, one nibble at a time, every chance it gets. It's gonna take a bit, hope you got painkillers, though they'll only help a bit. I wish for healthcare to be free worldwide! |
Granted but the doctors and the Health and food division of the government became poor and now finding you for making a shitty wish like that.
I wish to get 50000$ in an instant |
Granted! Here is your virtual $50000 for a game that is no longer running or playable. Have fun!
I wish for no pain. |
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There are times I'd wish to not corrupt, but oh well.... You no longer feel pain, but that just means you won't notice any injuries or the like... I wish for a hidden talent. |
Granted but it's so hidden you can't find it.
I wish we all aged backwards like benjamin button |
Granted, but now you're old and your parents are younger than you.
I wish for businesses to actually bother with recycling instead of pushing it all into the ocean. |
Granted, but now the prices of everything increase by 50% :(
I think it's realistic unfortunately. I wish for a Nintendo Switch. |
Here ya go:
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I feel like that image auto corrupted it tbh xD I wish senseless violence would stop. |
Granted, it stops because you become a super hero. But your now tasked with stopping all violent situations.
I wish youtube would never recommend john legend to me again. |
Granted, he decides to rename his channel!
I wish for a something that can make me feel invested! |
Granted. Your choice:
1. You start playing League of Legends, you end up spending all your free time on it and you further discover the toxicity of people, which makes you saltier than ever. 2. You start playing Dark Souls but now all your friends start calling you a masochist. 3. You start making a Pokémon fangame and the more progress you make, the more skeptical you are about your game design ideas. Spoiler:
I wish to not have the post-lunch exhaustion. |
Granted, you now skip lunch indefinitely. Can't be tired after lunch if you don't have it!
I wish for people to not hurt innocent animals anymore. |
Granted,But the innocent animals turned into Hunting dogs and now searching for you to hunt you.
I wish for a full "Tokyo Revengers" Anime adaption. |
Granted! But you're not allowed to watch it or you get sued by the studio!
I wish I could sit on a cloud |
Granted, but the cloud definitely isn't happy about it and cries all the time! It also gets smaller for some reason...
I wish for a lava-proof surfboard! |
Sure, you have one now. Be careful for any lava splashing up though, as you are most definitely not lava-proof. The surfboard would end up being the only thing remaining!
Then again, the heat might already prevent you from descending to lava level in the volcano you want to surf in anyway. I wish for shoes that don't wear down. |
Granted,But you can't buy them if you have lesser than 5000000$
I wish to meet my future wife tommorrow |
Granted... but she's also your future divorcee :(
I wish for peace and harmony |
Granted:
https://y.yarn.co/a918789e-f766-4460-bfdd-1ac2b459e152_text.gif Oh wait, in real life? yeah sorry about that.... 😈 I wish for better memory. |
Granted, you can now remember up to 10^15 decimals of pi.
I wish my English was perfect. |
Granted, but your legal name is now 'Perfecto'.
I wish for the wound on my thumb to close up. |
Granted, but next thing you run into something and hurt yourself somewhere else. Tough luck.
I wish for a place to retreat. |
Granted, here's a new bed-cover, so you can retreat like this:
https://c.tenor.com/CDNYr8w0P6kAAAAM/raccoon-retreat.gif I wish corrupting wishes was optional. |
Granted, but granting wishes is now also optional.
I wish for this Monday to end. |
Granted! But after that is the next Monday, then the next, and the next...
I wish to go to Eurovision |
Granted, but you're representing your country! Hope you don't have stage fright!
I wish teeth couldn't get cavities. |
Granted, but now your teeth will grow indefinitely. Good luck dealing with a ton of useless teeth!
I wish i was a bit older. |
Granted! You're now 4,000 years old.
I wish I could see ghosts and other spirits. |
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