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Granted, but they can now also see and interact with you!
I wish there were easier less time consuming means of travel. |
Granted, but only Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Bill Gates can afford them.
(I wish for that too) I wish for a new pair of shoes. |
Granted, but the inside of the shoes is filled with sand, unremovable sand!
I wish for a growth in height. ;-; |
Granted, but now you're so tall you can't fit anywhere!
I wish for a car. |
Granted: 😉
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I wish they would've fixed Age of Empires 2 HD instead of being greedy little munchkins and just releasing a new version 😤 (which probably has bugs/glitches too... idk I didn't bother with it 😂 ) |
Granted - Age of Empires 3 has now been released! Have fun with boring!
I wish to be back in the 80s. |
Granted. But now you're stuck in a timeloop having to do everything over and over again. You remember being from the future but stupid determinism is in your way.
I wish for some happiness in my life. |
Granted, everyone you know is now truly happy 😊
Who knows, maybe it'll be contagious? 😉 I wish for a sonic screwdriver |
Granted! You get a brand new cocktail made from ground up hedgehogs!
I wish for all my favourite films to get re-released in the cinema so I can see them on the big screen. |
Granted, but they are released in the Tamil language, with Ukrainian subtitles. Enjoy :)
I wish for Pokémon: Legends Arceus to be a masterpiece. |
Granted,but you can't play it cuz it will release on year 2920.
I wish to know what love is. |
Have a listen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Pr1_v7hsw Do you know now? =D I wish for a cute little kitten |
Granted, but it is very hungry due to a growth spurt and ends up getting a lot taller than you.
I wish for the world to be purged of all the Mondays! |
Granted,But now you can't get a single day off as the government requires 6 days of work in a week.As a result,Everyone got tired of working too hard,Some died,Some fell in deep depression,Couples can't spend a single day together so they broke up,The world economy faces a great loss in man power currently!
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I wish I were a wizard king who is loved by every single being and also the creator himself. |
Granted. You are so loved that nobody wants to share you. Endless wars erupt and humanity wipes itself out. You are now the only human left. The creator then comes down to end your life so he/she can take you with them as they can't stand being without you for another second. Hope your happy...
Also for some reason I read Lizard King initially 😂 I wish to invent a delicious new dish. |
Granted, but it's made up of all the food items you hate. 😉
I wish for my constant emerging sadness to be over. |
Granted, but you have to complete a tour of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
I wish for a golden ticket. |
Granted! Your ticket for the meat counter is a lovely shade of goldenrod! You're number 027 btw ;)
I wish to go back to Kennedy Space Center at some point. |
Granted, but they close the day after your visit.
I wish for plane tickets to be cheaper. |
Granted. They removed all the seats though to save money. You'll have to sit down on the ground and hope the plane doesn't do a barrel roll!
I wish going through airports would be less of a hassle. (just let me plow my bulldozer through one end of the building to the other! D=) 🙃 |
Granted! It now only takes 2 minutes! But hold on... there's no planes anymore
I wish for inspiration |
Granted, you can now communicate with the Muses. However you have to talk to them orally, nobody else sees them except you, and they always have an eye on you at all times. Good luck :)
I wish I was a hacker. |
Granted. But you will be arrested for hacking by your government in 10 minutes. You'll either go to jail or have to work for them and be their puppet.
I wish there were no commercials on TV. |
Granted, instead they stand outside your house waving billboard advertisements while you watch TV.
I wish for the new pokemon games coming out in the next few months to be decent. |
Granted, but they would have twice the prices and lots of pricey DLCs just pouring out after the release.
I wish that my animation skills were any good. 😅 |
Granted, but you need to keep working at it or they'll drop down again.
I wish for a wishing stone. |
Granted, but since your wish is already granted it's just an useless pebble.
I wish for more sleep at night. |
Granted, but everything cool happens when you're asleep from now on!
I wish I could draw :( |
Granted, but you can only draw one specific person and you must show them the drawing each time. Even when it starts getting creepy.
I wish to be not so picky about musical preferences. |
Granted, all music sounds the same to you now.... 😈
I wish for a Difficulty Slider irl 😊 |
Granted. Seems like you really don't like Easy mode and need to up the difficulty a little? ;)
I wish for a cool tablet. |
I don't like granting wishes without corrupting them but here you are:
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I wish I could read hieroglyphs. |
Granted. It is now the only thing you can read though. I hope your relatives can read them too!
I wish for humans to stop polluting. |
Granted, now all corporations cease to produce stuff with their pollution heavy machinery. But since we aren't prepared for cleaner ways of productions everything starts to fall apart.
I wish for some pastel pencils. |
Granted, but they have been used up so much that they are an inch long! Happy drawing!
I wished I could have some Kadhai Paneer. 😊 |
Granted... you can have as much as you like! But it now tastes like soggy Brussels sprouts...
I wish for snow at Christmas. |
Sure thing. Here's a singular snowflake ❄️
Make sure you treasure it! I wish chocolate companies would stop wasting chocolate by putting alcohol in. |
Happily granted. I guess the only corruption would be angering those who enjoy it.
I wish for three acres of personal land to plant trees on. |
Granted, you get three acres of desertic land. You can plant trees, but those trees won't grow :(
I wish for a functioning washing machine. |
Granted, you now possess a washing board and together with your hand you can now clean your clothes again!
I wish for not always having to wish for some more free time. |
Granted, you are now so accustomed to not having it that you no longer wish for it! 😉
I wish I had better social skills. |
Granted, you now become better at social engineering. You can now easily trick people, but it doesn't help you make new friends.
I wish to be able to do a backflip. |
Granted, your video editing skill are now so great you can take a photo of yourself and edit it in such a way that you make a backflip in it.
I wish for all current crisis to end. |
Granted, but all future crisis will now be unending.... but hey, that's the next generation's problem, right? 😈
I wish to be become one with the shadows and over-level my sneak skill way past 100. |
Granted, but you become so good at sneaking that nobody can see you even when you are screaming in their face
I wish I could get two wishes instead |
Granted, but you can never tell what will count as a wish and when will it be granted.
I wish soles of shoes didn't wear out so fast letting water flow in whenever a couple raindrops decide to fall. Quote:
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I know that feel 😔
Granted, the soles are now very resistant. But the top part of shoes wears out and lets water flow in whenever a couple raindrops decide to fall. I wish I knew about quantum physics. |
You did, don't you remember? No need to corrupt I guess if you already forgot.....
I wish Acer hadn't stopped making smartphones. Quote:
Admittedly sarcasm doesn't really shine in text form though xD |
Granted. You can now buy a smartphone made from maple bark once again 😉
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I wish OCD didn't exist |
Granted, but now you're so used to these things that you do them intentionally.
I wish boomers would just retire and stop messing with the world. Quote:
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Granted, but to finance their retirement all the non-boomers now have to work quadruple shifts with no pauses. There are also no days off or vacations anymore.
Gotta work till you drop! D= But lying about passed out ain't allowed either! They'll strap your body to some sort of exoskeleton so that it can keep working while you're unconscious! Science, Woo! Progress! Spoiler:
I wish Cooler never notices his chocolate supply is dwindling .... Spoiler:
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The wish is corrupted because 6ix9ine told cooler.
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I wish for cooking supplies. |
So you’ve received the cooking supplies… however it appears you have to assemble it all yourself. From scratch. As in melt down the metal to mould your own saucepans. Tragic.
I wish, I really wish, for a huge swimming pool. |
Granted! You now have an Olympic sized pool in your house, but it has left you with nowhere to sleep... better invest in a comfortable dinghy!
I wish for more time. |
Granted! Time, time, time, time, time, ∞.
i wish for friends :[ |
Granted, here's the box set:
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I wish to be able to resist temptation. |
Granted. But now you cannot eat chocolate anymore, because everyone else succumbs to temptation and eats the chocolate before even think about eating it.
I wish I was winter-proof. |
Granted, but now your internal body temperature is so high that you can't exist in climates above 15˚C without overheating.
I wish I could read minds. |
Granted, but whenever you read someone's mind you automatically get sued for violating their privacy.
Hope you're not too attached to your belongings! I wish to never have nightmares. |
Happily granted!!! But now you dream about food every night so you wake up starving!
I wish for no more propaganda |
Granted! Instead of only some things being propaganda and therefore a lie, everything is now a lie. Including the cake.
I wish that I could sleep. |
Granted, but everytime you sleep, you wake up in the middle of a forest with torn clothes... Yeah, you are a werewolf now. Good luck.
I wish for a legal, tax-free sum of 2 000 000€ to appear right now on my bank account. |
Granted, the children will be happy once the donation transaction of 2000000€ happened!
I wish for my own pet dragon! |
Here's your lovely Komodo Dragon pet!
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Make sure you feed it timely though... I wish for more time in a day. I never seem to have enough lately 😂 |
Granted, but your time is my time and I donated all my time to aliens on a different planet.
I wish for Captain America's Shield. |
Granted! But Cap is gonna be real sorry to see it go. He has been using the same one FOREVER! Just be sure to take good care of it, and make sure to clean any hairs and grime and stuff off it before use:
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I wish to skip tomorrow. |
Granted, but now there is a hole in space-time, and the whole universe collapses.
I wish I didn't need glasses. |
Well it's not like you HAVE to see properly.... if you wanna see blurry go for it! =D
*snaps cooler's glasses in half* Wish granted =D I wish for cooler's eyesight to improve =D |
Granted, but he decides to wear glasses, anyway!
I wish for a little bit of happiness! |
Granted, your happiness is promised by this man. Take that as you will.
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I wish for eternal good fortune. |
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I wish for love and happiness for all PC members :) |
Granted, now all Peace Corps members have love and happiness :)
I wish for a multicolor backlit keyboard. |
You get your RGB keyboard but you need to hook up an entire powerplant just to make it be all flashy.
I wish for Nintendo to be more customer friendly. |
Granted, you just need to buy the Nintendo Premium Plan for 200 euros a day and Nintendo will be at your beck and call. 😉
I wish for a cure for every illness. |
Please don't make me corrupt this...
Okay then... It turns out you couldn't cure every illness, at least one had to remain or the universe would fold in on itself. So everyone is cured of everything - except... everyone is also now inflicted with incurable PokéCommunity addiction :) I wish to visit the moon |
Granted, but haven't you forgotten your spacesuit? :O
I wish I knew German. |
You now know German, and only German... but you get teleported to France.
*grabs popcorn* I wish to see the aurora borealis in person. |
Granted, have fun in the kitchen and don't forget to turn off the stove this time!
I wish for this year to finally come to a close... Quote:
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I wish for a lazy day |
Granted, the day now feels too lazy to offer you anything, so you get bored :(
I wish my naps were efficient. |
Granted, you can now nap a lot more and better without your thoughts about having to work interfering.
I wish people were less obsessed with productivity. All the amount of time you spend with work is time you spend not being an individuum, but rather a machine. |
Granted. People are now obsessed over *insert popular television drama here*, and it is LITERALLY all they EVER talk about. Non-stop, around the clock. Can you keep your sanity? 😉
I wish humans focused more on solidarity than our differences. Quote:
I like my job, but when I tried to turn something I liked into a job I started disliking it xD Anyway, I feel like it might depend on the job. Some allow for some kind of self expression rather than copy paste employees with no individuality. |
Granted! But now they just find another reason to hate people. "You like peanut butter? No human rights for you!"
I wish to go on holiday. |
Granted. These guys know you left.
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I wish for a 12 inch pizza. |
Granted, but instead of pinapple, you get watermelons on this pizza.
I wish for an exercise bike. Quote:
And I was against the flow because I didn't care about it XD |
Granted, but work starts to pick up and you never end up getting enough time to use it.
I wish for better way to deal with my coworkers. |
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I wish for a steaming cup of Joe |
Here ya go, your very own Cup of Joe.
Whether you consider him steaming or not is up to you I guess xD Spoiler:
I wish for a good Stargate reboot. Quote:
I've still not watched GoT and don't want to xD |
Granted, but only your grand-grand-children will be able to watch it.
I wish for a fast and reliable way to decide whether I should buy something or not. |
Granted. You must consult the magic conch shell
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I wish for a giant talking sentient chocolate chip cookie as our new earth overlord |
Granted, but he's just too delicious to enjoy for long enough.
I wish that every wish so far gets reversed. |
You just created a paradox and made the universe explode. Happy?
I mean, how am I supposed to grant a wish that reverses every wish so far and at the same time reverse that as well? I wish for a Paradox Machine to stabilize our exploded universe. |
Granted, but that machine comes with a US electrical plug, and you're in Europe! 😱
I wish for an infinite supply of coconut water. |
Your apartment now gets flooded by a waterfall. And with the water it also comes with free coconuts!
I wish for paradoxes to make sense. |
Just casually wishing for the end of times huh :coolcat:
Sure, paradoxes now make sense, as all humans have now transcended their mortal bodies (and left them behind) and have become a hive mind, capable of processing anything. Paradoxes no longer are an issue! I hope you didn't care much for your individuality or physical body though.... I wish to go on an adventure. |
Granted, the adventure was a success. You did a good job carrying my things.
I wish I could speak with animals. |
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Granted! But now you can't speak to humans... I wish to have at least one artful talent. |
Granted, you can now do poetry. Except you could already do it before so it's kinda a useless wish. :)
I wish for a roomba. |
Granted, but assembly required. >:)
I wish I could punch a specific someone. |
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Granted, but you throw the punch and it turns out you hit tony stark. He was wearing a strange suit that changed his appearance. I wish for a super faithful gen 1 pokemon remake, glitches and everything. |
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