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Granted. It's a VHS set fan dubbed into Swahili.
I wish for a new eevolution to get released in Scarlet and Violet. |
Granted, but it's exclusive to the version that you didn't pick!
I wish for some magic ingredients! |
Granted, but these magic ingredients start duplicating, and fast, if you don't prepare them properly!
I wish to become an Alpha Gardevoir (like those in Hisui)! |
Granted, but now everyone is scared of those red glowing eyes of yours and runs away at the sight of you! How will you check facts now? D=
I wish to invent a new sport that becomes very popular. |
Granted, you invent football/soccer chess. It's like football/soccer but turn based. It's also a lot more brutal for some reason. Better keep you goal keeper safe! :3
I wish for my broom to be able to fly again! |
Granted, but you can't control your broom's speed and direction!
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you didn't wish for anything so I'll grant you your secret unspoken wish..... you get to give me a belly rub!
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Granted, you now become a mage whose specialty is to control strawberries. You're a strawberrymancer.
I wish to be a ninja. |
Granted! You're now made of Lego!
I wish for less dry hair |
Granted, you now own a personal waterfall located entirely in your bedroom.
I wish for my hair to not be terrible! |
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Granted! But now Mothimra attacks!
I wish for understanding |
Granted. Non-earthen species understand perfectly well to avoid our planet now! 😉
I wish for a litter-box that cleans itself. |
Granted, but now it's too small for you to fit in! :(
I wish for a cute witch hut in the forest! |
Granted, but it's already occupied by a certain scarlet witch...
I wish for a new movie following Detective Pikachu, in which Tim Goodman starts his first big investigation as new detective, and is paired with a seasoned but impatient officer Gardevoir! Will he succeed in solving this case while having to deal with a colleague as short-tempered as her ? |
Granted but ***spoiler*** he can't, and he doesn't! She gets shipped off to the the siberian traffic division... with no coat ;(
I wish the birds would nest in the provided box, not make holes in my roof! |
Granted, they'll use the box, but not until after they made a big enough hole in your roof to carry it through =3
I wish to have no headaches whatsoever next month =) |
Granted, but you will have bellyaches instead due to the too many Sweet Hearts I gave you.
I wish to be Shiny like Reborn's shiny Gardevoir! Spoiler:
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Granted, but the paint is toxic and forces you to run to the toilet right at the moment when an important fact checking moment is about to occur!
I wish for everyone to have access to enough water! |
Granted. It's not very clean though... =\
I wish for a Heavy Ball replica. |
Granted but it's so heavy you can't pick it up! it seems nobody is worthy...
I wish... to see certain people once more. |
Granted, you get to see them again... They begin to duplicate.
I wish to gain the ability to survive in space. |
Granted, but now you're stuck up there as you can't survive on Earth anymore.
I wish to see the light at the end of the tunnel! |
Granted, but you can only see the light, not exit the tunnel.
I wish I could fact-check the meal quality of the classiest restaurant in Kalos... every day! |
Granted, but now your realise that the meals are made of animals, in a world of Pokémons, which generates an infinite loop of contraddictions in your head... How do you solve that? :(
I wish for a clear understanding of the biology of Pokémons. |
Granted. Many Pokemon are hurt and then dissected... for science. You monster! 😱
I wish for affordable quality healthcare for all. |
Granted. Everyone (pokémon AND humans) must go for a health check in a Pokémon Center once every day. Free but mandatory.
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Granted, but as you take a mouthful, people around you can take two mouthfuls!
I wish for a omniscient image generator for Slowpoke, just like Gardevoir and ReKoil have! |
Granted and it's amazing, but it's also as slow as a Slowpoke and by the time it generates one it's 3 replies later...
I wish I had the answers |
Granted, but you run out of questions very quickly. Also, you realize that you may not like all the answers. You actually don't like most answers.
I wish for a way out of my stuck life. |
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Granted, but it's a very binary world, you see only 0's and 1's, you understand nothing, and then there's a blue screen and you're stuck :(
I wish to be an artist. |
Granted, but all the art comes to life every time you draw something. I guess this could be amazing or terrible depending on what you like creating.
I wish for all humans to become exactly the same height upon reaching adulthood. |
Granted, but all their faces look alike, as well.
I wish for more fish! |
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I wish for a nice, winged pokémon, to carry me around in my journeys! |
Granted.
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I wish for there to be no water shortage this summer. |
Granted... welcome to Atlantis!!!
I wish I wasn't so greedy with ice cream |
Granted. Can't be greedy if it doesn't exist. I have erased Ice Cream.
I also want to counteract my action. I wish for Ice Cream to return. |
Granted, but you're now allergic to everything except for Vanilla ice cream.
I wish for an all-powerfull PC that does not run on an AI. |
Granted. Try not to work the poor feller to hard!
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I wish for more tasty vegetarian products. |
Granted! But now they're ALL bad for you too!
I wish I knew what to do. |
Granted, but now you're conflicted on the "if you should do it".
I wish for actually finding motivation to do cooking. |
Granted, you can now cook zealously for hours on end only to end up making a single omelette. Which tastes kinda stale.... enjoy! 😏
I wish for a machine that automatically sorts my trash for me. |
Granted, but after you've sorted it all out the people who take all your trash throw it all back together, anyway.
I wish for motivation to leave bed in the morning. |
Granted, but you find yourself tied to your bed with ropes!
I wish become Pokécommunity Daily's Number One Pokémon Interviewer! |
Granted! But you become so efficient, you completely run out of people to interview in 3 days!
I wish unfounded hate was made socially and legally unacceptable |
Granted, but the punishment for such is brutal and only causes fear.
I wish that the new pokemon games will feature many pokemon that have been getting left out of the dex. |
Granted, but you need to hunt down 10.000 Alolan Diglet to unlock them, and they can only be found in order, meaning the second one won't even spawn till you find the first one.
I wish for a nice comfy pillow for my sore feet =3 |
Granted, but it keeps falling to the floor so you have to constantly get up and pick it up again!
I wish for peace of mind. |
Granted. You have learned Amnesia.
I wish to interview Diantha and her Gardevoir! |
Granted. You get to interview them by being their target practice as they unleash attack after attack onto you. At least you can fact check how strong those attacks are, right?
I wish for a Donkey Kong 64 remaster. |
Granted, but they introcude 150 new different collectibles that are all in some way needed in order to beat the game. And half of them can only be obtained the the Kong you like the least.
I wish for being left alone from work. |
Granted, but now you're bored, at home, and you hear the neighbour's dog continuously barking all day when you're at home.
I wish to know 100 decimals of pi. |
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They're in there somewhere, I promise. I wish I had a Pokemon plush for every single Pokemon. |
Granted, but it's not only all existing Pokemon. It's also all special forms, all fakemons and all future Pokemon, as well. They are also life sized and you run quickly out of houses to store them in!
I wish for no more heat waves. |
Granted, hopefully you'll like a nice Fimbulwinter instead =D
I wish for a nice Sunday for everyone on PC. Happiness for all =3 |
Granted, but now very non-user of PC has a terrible Sunday :(
I wish to talk to a pharaoh. |
Granted, but they don't agree with you because they have some very outdated opinions. And they get tired of you very quickly. I hope you know how to build a pyramid. :)
I wish for enough energy to survive the day. |
Granted.
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Granted. Also you turn into a beautiful Slowpoke-fairy. With wings, magic wand and stuff. :3
I wish for better batteries than the ones ReKoil posted! How inefficient do you think I am? D: |
Granted! You now have the very best lithium batteries known to humans... oh but the only charger that works with them costs €2000... to rent... a week.
I wish I had a speedboat |
Granted, but Team Magma won, and there is no more lakes / seas / rivers to use your boat on :(
I wish for a good coop PvE videogame. Spoiler:
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Granted, but in order to enjoy the experience you not only need to pay the 80 bucks for the game. It's also an always online game made by Ubisoft who can and will shoot down their servers sooner than later. And also, it comes with lootboxes and ingame ads that always pop up during gameplay. Also, they built in the worst anti-cheat software that works very unreliably and locks out people, who didn't cheat, on the regular. Attempting to circumvent any of these things through mods will lock up your game, as well.
But hey: the actual game is fun! :D I wish for my life to end. <_< |
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Congrats, you can flawlessly communicate anything you want to anyone!
If only you could still understand what they were saying, huh? 😈 I wish for Megan to cheer up 😊 |
Granted, but then she remembers that enjoyment isn't something she's capable of which makes her even more depressed. But hey for a split second it totally looked like it worked!
I wish for the weekend NOW! D: |
Granted! Time flies so fast that the week-end comes up right away, but ends as fast as it came...
I wish for the sun to stop throwing all of this heat at us! |
Granted, now the sun becomes a black hole...
I wish for an air conditioner! |
Granted, but it's one of the rotating ones and it just happens to face into the exact opposite direction from where you're standing.
I wish for some fish sticks. |
Granted! Now the twigs under the trees smell like mackerel. Go on, pick one up and see!
I wish to be a better role model |
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I wish for a Pokemon movie starring Glaceon =3 |
Granted! Glaceon can be seen afar in one of the middle of the movie's scenes, crossing a street.
I wish that cool moment scene featuring a Gardevoir had NOT been scrapped in the first movie! |
Granted, but they decided to cast someone else!
I wish for something. |
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I wish to find a replacement for my discontinued signature perfume 😔 |
Granted, but it used questionable ingredients.
I wish for my eyes not to hurt after a long computer session. |
Granted, you now get back-pain and a massive headache instead! oh joy! =\
I wish for a good night's rest tonight. |
Granted, but when you wake up, Megan is sitting on a chair next to you, and she looks at you menacingly with her hammer in her hands.
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I'm not menacing, you must be dreaming! There: wish granted! :3
If that's not enough I can always use my hammer to transport you into the land of dreams, still. I wish to be the cutest! |
Granted, but you are now so cute that everyone who sees you wants to hug you!
I wish to be the prettiest! |
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Unfortunately you let it go to your head and made all your friends run away from you D= I wish for an AC unit. |
Granted, but it's brought to you by Slowpoke Express. Expect it to arrive at Christmas! :)
I wish for some bread sticks! |
Granted! Here is a voucher for FREE breadsticks! It's valid at the Orlando Olive Garden until next Tuesday. Enjoy!
I wish I was a better friend. |
I'll grant that, but it does signal the start of the end times... so... 😉
I wish for a human alter ego so I can infiltrate their society and learn their ways 😏 |
Granted but your going to have to wait 18 years until you have free will.
I want every Nintendo Console, and all the games for them. |
Granted, but now you basically have a giant land fill in your backyard. What do you even want with so many consoles and games? D:
I wish for stores to sell more interesting stuff. |
Granted but you can only ever have 0.01 in your bank account at a time, and none of them barter items.
I wish for an even better Cuphead Game, like the DLC but on steriods. |
Granted, you get to paint cuphead faces on teacups and play a nice tea drinking party, the best game of all! 😉
I wish to never get sore feet again after long workdays =D |
Granted, but you get elbow tendinistis instead :D
I wish for a glass of orange juice. Shaken, not stirred. |
Yes, but the moment you start enjoying it, a muscular henchman barges in to attack you! Totally not referencing Spectre train's fight scene.
On that note, I wish to be the world's best secret agent Gardevoir! |
Granted, but your the only one that exists, so you are the best and the worst.
I wish to be able to erase my mind of a movie right before I watch it to relive the twists and good moments. |
Granted, but now your bank account drains quickly because you really need to experience those movies. They really need to be a permanent part of your memories.
I wish for a bigger hammer. |
Granted.
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I wish to fit in Braviary's carry mount so I can rain down Ice Beams from above and rule the skies! |
Granted, but Braviary can only glide while you're being carried. Also, it keeps getting a cold with all your Ice Beam shenanigans and keeps going into the wrong direction when it sneezes.
I wish for word bending powers! |
Granted! But you get sued by the very distraught and extremely bent out of shape residents of planet grislivyola. You are now bankrupt you monster!
I wish for a new hope. |
Granted but you get Nobi Tou Wenabi, instead of Obi Wan Kenobi. (He is a cheaper version)
I wish to have a very amazing computer. |
Granted, you looks very awesome. Just don't look what's inside it!
I wish for a quantum computer! |
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