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Whiteeyes1989 June 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM

Granted. It's a VHS set fan dubbed into Swahili.

I wish for a new eevolution to get released in Scarlet and Violet.

Megan June 22nd, 2022 8:31 PM

Granted, but it's exclusive to the version that you didn't pick!

I wish for some magic ingredients!

Fact Checking Gardevoir June 23rd, 2022 1:10 AM

Granted, but these magic ingredients start duplicating, and fast, if you don't prepare them properly!

I wish to become an Alpha Gardevoir (like those in Hisui)!

ReKoil June 23rd, 2022 8:57 AM

Granted, but now everyone is scared of those red glowing eyes of yours and runs away at the sight of you! How will you check facts now? D=

I wish to invent a new sport that becomes very popular.

Megan June 23rd, 2022 8:18 PM

Granted, you invent football/soccer chess. It's like football/soccer but turn based. It's also a lot more brutal for some reason. Better keep you goal keeper safe! :3

I wish for my broom to be able to fly again!

Fact Checking Gardevoir June 23rd, 2022 8:55 PM

Granted, but you can't control your broom's speed and direction!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10519850)
Granted, but now everyone is scared of those red glowing eyes of yours and runs away at the sight of you! How will you check facts now? D=


Hello! I spent DAYS looking for you! I would like to test your shell's sturdiness. You see, the - hey, why are you running away ? GET OVER HERE!
^^

Edit: Sorry, it appears I was too busy chasing that running pokémon to post a wish!

ReKoil June 24th, 2022 10:56 AM

you didn't wish for anything so I'll grant you your secret unspoken wish..... you get to give me a belly rub!



I wish to be a mage....

StCooler June 24th, 2022 5:19 PM

Granted, you now become a mage whose specialty is to control strawberries. You're a strawberrymancer.

I wish to be a ninja.

Starlight June 24th, 2022 5:21 PM

Granted! You're now made of Lego!

I wish for less dry hair

Megan June 24th, 2022 8:21 PM

Granted, you now own a personal waterfall located entirely in your bedroom.

I wish for my hair to not be terrible!

Fact Checking Gardevoir June 25th, 2022 3:07 AM

Granted. You have no hair any longer!

Forget Alpha Gardevoir. I wish to become Gardzilla!

Starlight June 25th, 2022 7:19 AM

Granted! But now Mothimra attacks!

I wish for understanding

ReKoil June 25th, 2022 9:55 AM

Granted. Non-earthen species understand perfectly well to avoid our planet now! 😉

I wish for a litter-box that cleans itself.

Megan June 25th, 2022 11:04 PM

Granted, but now it's too small for you to fit in! :(

I wish for a cute witch hut in the forest!

Fact Checking Gardevoir June 26th, 2022 12:28 AM

Granted, but it's already occupied by a certain scarlet witch...

I wish for a new movie following Detective Pikachu, in which Tim Goodman starts his first big investigation as new detective, and is paired with a seasoned but impatient officer Gardevoir! Will he succeed in solving this case while having to deal with a colleague as short-tempered as her ?

Starlight June 26th, 2022 5:51 AM

Granted but ***spoiler*** he can't, and he doesn't! She gets shipped off to the the siberian traffic division... with no coat ;(

I wish the birds would nest in the provided box, not make holes in my roof!

ReKoil June 27th, 2022 9:02 AM

Granted, they'll use the box, but not until after they made a big enough hole in your roof to carry it through =3

I wish to have no headaches whatsoever next month =)

Fact Checking Gardevoir June 27th, 2022 9:19 AM

Granted, but you will have bellyaches instead due to the too many Sweet Hearts I gave you.

I wish to be Shiny like Reborn's shiny Gardevoir!

Megan June 27th, 2022 8:43 PM

Granted, but the paint is toxic and forces you to run to the toilet right at the moment when an important fact checking moment is about to occur!

I wish for everyone to have access to enough water!

ReKoil June 28th, 2022 12:31 PM

Granted. It's not very clean though... =\

I wish for a Heavy Ball replica.

Starlight June 28th, 2022 5:08 PM

Granted but it's so heavy you can't pick it up! it seems nobody is worthy...

I wish... to see certain people once more.

Ti-65 Fukunotsuki June 28th, 2022 7:08 PM

Granted, you get to see them again... They begin to duplicate.

I wish to gain the ability to survive in space.

Megan June 28th, 2022 8:33 PM

Granted, but now you're stuck up there as you can't survive on Earth anymore.

I wish to see the light at the end of the tunnel!

Fact Checking Gardevoir June 29th, 2022 1:18 AM

Granted, but you can only see the light, not exit the tunnel.

I wish I could fact-check the meal quality of the classiest restaurant in Kalos... every day!

StCooler June 29th, 2022 2:53 AM

Granted, but now your realise that the meals are made of animals, in a world of Pokémons, which generates an infinite loop of contraddictions in your head... How do you solve that? :(

I wish for a clear understanding of the biology of Pokémons.

ReKoil June 29th, 2022 11:21 AM

Granted. Many Pokemon are hurt and then dissected... for science. You monster! 😱

I wish for affordable quality healthcare for all.

Fact Checking Gardevoir July 1st, 2022 2:33 AM

Granted. Everyone (pokémon AND humans) must go for a health check in a Pokémon Center once every day. Free but mandatory.

I wish for a giant chocolate mug!

StCooler July 1st, 2022 4:32 AM

Granted, but as you take a mouthful, people around you can take two mouthfuls!

I wish for a omniscient image generator for Slowpoke, just like Gardevoir and ReKoil have!

Starlight July 1st, 2022 4:59 PM

Granted and it's amazing, but it's also as slow as a Slowpoke and by the time it generates one it's 3 replies later...


I wish I had the answers

Megan July 1st, 2022 9:56 PM

Granted, but you run out of questions very quickly. Also, you realize that you may not like all the answers. You actually don't like most answers.

I wish for a way out of my stuck life.

Fact Checking Gardevoir July 2nd, 2022 2:43 AM

Granted!


I wish to be able entering Internet and exploring it from inside!

StCooler July 2nd, 2022 7:07 AM

Granted, but it's a very binary world, you see only 0's and 1's, you understand nothing, and then there's a blue screen and you're stuck :(

I wish to be an artist.

ZeoStar July 2nd, 2022 1:55 PM

Granted, but all the art comes to life every time you draw something. I guess this could be amazing or terrible depending on what you like creating.

I wish for all humans to become exactly the same height upon reaching adulthood.

Megan July 2nd, 2022 11:21 PM

Granted, but all their faces look alike, as well.

I wish for more fish!

Fact Checking Gardevoir July 3rd, 2022 12:29 AM

Granted!


I wish for a nice, winged pokémon, to carry me around in my journeys!

ReKoil July 3rd, 2022 6:15 AM

Granted.
Spoiler:
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/016/598/e9c.png

It's actually quite nice if you get to know it!


I wish for there to be no water shortage this summer.

Starlight July 3rd, 2022 2:52 PM

Granted... welcome to Atlantis!!!

I wish I wasn't so greedy with ice cream

ZeoStar July 3rd, 2022 6:05 PM

Granted. Can't be greedy if it doesn't exist. I have erased Ice Cream.

I also want to counteract my action. I wish for Ice Cream to return.

Megan July 3rd, 2022 8:10 PM

Granted, but you're now allergic to everything except for Vanilla ice cream.

I wish for an all-powerfull PC that does not run on an AI.

ReKoil July 4th, 2022 8:29 AM

Granted. Try not to work the poor feller to hard!
Spoiler:


I wish for more tasty vegetarian products.

Starlight July 5th, 2022 10:27 AM

Granted! But now they're ALL bad for you too!

I wish I knew what to do.

Megan July 6th, 2022 3:54 AM

Granted, but now you're conflicted on the "if you should do it".

I wish for actually finding motivation to do cooking.

ReKoil July 6th, 2022 11:24 AM

Granted, you can now cook zealously for hours on end only to end up making a single omelette. Which tastes kinda stale.... enjoy! 😏

I wish for a machine that automatically sorts my trash for me.

Megan July 6th, 2022 8:38 PM

Granted, but after you've sorted it all out the people who take all your trash throw it all back together, anyway.

I wish for motivation to leave bed in the morning.

Fact Checking Gardevoir July 7th, 2022 12:03 AM

Granted, but you find yourself tied to your bed with ropes!

I wish become Pokécommunity Daily's Number One Pokémon Interviewer!

Starlight July 7th, 2022 8:20 AM

Granted! But you become so efficient, you completely run out of people to interview in 3 days!

I wish unfounded hate was made socially and legally unacceptable

ZeoStar July 7th, 2022 8:50 AM

Granted, but the punishment for such is brutal and only causes fear.

I wish that the new pokemon games will feature many pokemon that have been getting left out of the dex.

ReKoil July 7th, 2022 11:41 AM

Granted, but you need to hunt down 10.000 Alolan Diglet to unlock them, and they can only be found in order, meaning the second one won't even spawn till you find the first one.

I wish for a nice comfy pillow for my sore feet =3

Megan July 12th, 2022 8:29 PM

Granted, but it keeps falling to the floor so you have to constantly get up and pick it up again!

I wish for peace of mind.

Fact Checking Gardevoir July 13th, 2022 12:32 AM

Granted. You have learned Amnesia.

I wish to interview Diantha and her Gardevoir!

ReKoil July 13th, 2022 9:22 AM

Granted. You get to interview them by being their target practice as they unleash attack after attack onto you. At least you can fact check how strong those attacks are, right?

I wish for a Donkey Kong 64 remaster.

Megan July 13th, 2022 8:43 PM

Granted, but they introcude 150 new different collectibles that are all in some way needed in order to beat the game. And half of them can only be obtained the the Kong you like the least.

I wish for being left alone from work.

StCooler July 15th, 2022 3:42 PM

Granted, but now you're bored, at home, and you hear the neighbour's dog continuously barking all day when you're at home.

I wish to know 100 decimals of pi.

Striscia La Magicienne July 15th, 2022 9:36 PM

1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890
They're in there somewhere, I promise.

I wish I had a Pokemon plush for every single Pokemon.

Megan July 16th, 2022 1:37 AM

Granted, but it's not only all existing Pokemon. It's also all special forms, all fakemons and all future Pokemon, as well. They are also life sized and you run quickly out of houses to store them in!

I wish for no more heat waves.

ReKoil July 16th, 2022 10:59 AM

Granted, hopefully you'll like a nice Fimbulwinter instead =D

I wish for a nice Sunday for everyone on PC. Happiness for all =3

StCooler July 16th, 2022 3:08 PM

Granted, but now very non-user of PC has a terrible Sunday :(

I wish to talk to a pharaoh.

Megan July 17th, 2022 8:29 PM

Granted, but they don't agree with you because they have some very outdated opinions. And they get tired of you very quickly. I hope you know how to build a pyramid. :)

I wish for enough energy to survive the day.

ReKoil July 18th, 2022 5:11 AM

Granted.


😇 😙

I wish for a big cake =D

Retek July 18th, 2022 5:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10528152)
I wish for a big cake =D

Granted! It's a REALLY big cake! And as you're about to cut it, your forum friends jump out of it and give you a HUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HUG!! 😊 🤗

StCooler July 18th, 2022 5:23 PM

I wish for a wish to corrupt :)

Megan July 18th, 2022 8:27 PM

Granted. Also you turn into a beautiful Slowpoke-fairy. With wings, magic wand and stuff. :3

I wish for better batteries than the ones ReKoil posted! How inefficient do you think I am? D:

Starlight July 19th, 2022 7:30 AM

Granted! You now have the very best lithium batteries known to humans... oh but the only charger that works with them costs €2000... to rent... a week.

I wish I had a speedboat

StCooler July 19th, 2022 5:57 PM

Granted, but Team Magma won, and there is no more lakes / seas / rivers to use your boat on :(

I wish for a good coop PvE videogame.
Spoiler:
Seriously though

Megan July 19th, 2022 8:35 PM

Granted, but in order to enjoy the experience you not only need to pay the 80 bucks for the game. It's also an always online game made by Ubisoft who can and will shoot down their servers sooner than later. And also, it comes with lootboxes and ingame ads that always pop up during gameplay. Also, they built in the worst anti-cheat software that works very unreliably and locks out people, who didn't cheat, on the regular. Attempting to circumvent any of these things through mods will lock up your game, as well.
But hey: the actual game is fun! :D

I wish for my life to end. <_<

Starlight July 20th, 2022 9:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10528702)
I wish for my life to end. <_<

Oh I'm gonna horribly corrupt this one alright!

Your life ends right now... well as you know it anyway. From this moment on, you come to realise that you have friends and colleagues that care about you. You also realise that the world needs more Megan, so you start to believe in yourself and do things that make you happy rather than what you think other people expect from you! You spend the rest of your days laughing and enjoying life. Megan is dead, long live Megan <3


I wish that I was better at communication.

ReKoil July 20th, 2022 9:42 AM

Congrats, you can flawlessly communicate anything you want to anyone!
If only you could still understand what they were saying, huh? 😈

I wish for Megan to cheer up 😊

Megan July 20th, 2022 8:16 PM

Granted, but then she remembers that enjoyment isn't something she's capable of which makes her even more depressed. But hey for a split second it totally looked like it worked!

I wish for the weekend NOW! D:

Fact Checking Gardevoir July 21st, 2022 5:28 AM

Granted! Time flies so fast that the week-end comes up right away, but ends as fast as it came...

I wish for the sun to stop throwing all of this heat at us!

StCooler July 21st, 2022 9:53 AM

Granted, now the sun becomes a black hole...

I wish for an air conditioner!

Megan July 21st, 2022 11:59 PM

Granted, but it's one of the rotating ones and it just happens to face into the exact opposite direction from where you're standing.

I wish for some fish sticks.

Starlight July 22nd, 2022 5:12 AM

Granted! Now the twigs under the trees smell like mackerel. Go on, pick one up and see!

I wish to be a better role model

ReKoil July 22nd, 2022 10:40 AM

1 Attachment(s)
Granted:

Spoiler:
Reject Frying Pan, embrace Pillow 😊
https://www.pokecommunity.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=102268&stc=1&d=1658515148

I probably spent way too much time on this 😂


I wish for a Pokemon movie starring Glaceon =3

Fact Checking Gardevoir July 22nd, 2022 1:51 PM

Granted! Glaceon can be seen afar in one of the middle of the movie's scenes, crossing a street.

I wish that cool moment scene featuring a Gardevoir had NOT been scrapped in the first movie!

Megan July 22nd, 2022 9:51 PM

Granted, but they decided to cast someone else!

I wish for something.

ReKoil July 23rd, 2022 11:08 AM

:t201-s::t201-o::t201-m::t201-e::t201-t::t201-h::t201-i::t201-n::t201-g:
Be wary of whatever it is you just made me summon to your house....



I wish for a reaper Glaceon figure!

Starlight July 23rd, 2022 4:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10529729)
Granted:

Spoiler:
Reject Frying Pan, embrace Pillow 😊
https://www.pokecommunity.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=102268&stc=1&d=1658515148

I probably spent way too much time on this 😂


I wish for a Pokemon movie starring Glaceon =3

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10530013)

Granted! But it's actually a real Pokémon reaper and it says "I choose you!"

I wish to find a replacement for my discontinued signature perfume 😔

Megan July 23rd, 2022 8:40 PM

Granted, but it used questionable ingredients.

I wish for my eyes not to hurt after a long computer session.

ReKoil July 24th, 2022 8:46 AM

Granted, you now get back-pain and a massive headache instead! oh joy! =\

I wish for a good night's rest tonight.

StCooler July 24th, 2022 3:29 PM

Granted, but when you wake up, Megan is sitting on a chair next to you, and she looks at you menacingly with her hammer in her hands.

I wish for a good night's rest tonight, without Megan menacing me with her hammer.
Spoiler:

I haven't slept for two nights :(

Megan July 24th, 2022 8:11 PM

I'm not menacing, you must be dreaming! There: wish granted! :3
If that's not enough I can always use my hammer to transport you into the land of dreams, still.

I wish to be the cutest!

Fact Checking Gardevoir July 25th, 2022 12:53 AM

Granted, but you are now so cute that everyone who sees you wants to hug you!

I wish to be the prettiest!

ReKoil July 25th, 2022 9:36 AM

Granted:



Unfortunately you let it go to your head and made all your friends run away from you D=

I wish for an AC unit.

Megan July 25th, 2022 9:08 PM

Granted, but it's brought to you by Slowpoke Express. Expect it to arrive at Christmas! :)

I wish for some bread sticks!

Starlight July 26th, 2022 7:52 PM

Granted! Here is a voucher for FREE breadsticks! It's valid at the Orlando Olive Garden until next Tuesday. Enjoy!

I wish I was a better friend.

ReKoil July 27th, 2022 12:26 PM

I'll grant that, but it does signal the start of the end times... so... 😉

I wish for a human alter ego so I can infiltrate their society and learn their ways 😏

PokeDude645 July 27th, 2022 12:53 PM

Granted but your going to have to wait 18 years until you have free will.

I want every Nintendo Console, and all the games for them.

Megan July 27th, 2022 8:40 PM

Granted, but now you basically have a giant land fill in your backyard. What do you even want with so many consoles and games? D:

I wish for stores to sell more interesting stuff.

PokeDude645 July 28th, 2022 5:28 AM

Granted but you can only ever have 0.01 in your bank account at a time, and none of them barter items.

I wish for an even better Cuphead Game, like the DLC but on steriods.

ReKoil July 28th, 2022 11:25 AM

Granted, you get to paint cuphead faces on teacups and play a nice tea drinking party, the best game of all! 😉

I wish to never get sore feet again after long workdays =D

StCooler July 28th, 2022 12:03 PM

Granted, but you get elbow tendinistis instead :D

I wish for a glass of orange juice. Shaken, not stirred.

Fact Checking Gardevoir July 28th, 2022 1:18 PM

Yes, but the moment you start enjoying it, a muscular henchman barges in to attack you! Totally not referencing Spectre train's fight scene.

On that note, I wish to be the world's best secret agent Gardevoir!

PokeDude645 July 28th, 2022 4:14 PM

Granted, but your the only one that exists, so you are the best and the worst.

I wish to be able to erase my mind of a movie right before I watch it to relive the twists and good moments.

Megan July 28th, 2022 8:31 PM

Granted, but now your bank account drains quickly because you really need to experience those movies. They really need to be a permanent part of your memories.

I wish for a bigger hammer.

Fact Checking Gardevoir July 29th, 2022 4:52 AM

Granted.


I wish for a larger summer hat!

ReKoil July 29th, 2022 9:54 AM

1 Attachment(s)
Enjoy!


I wish to fit in Braviary's carry mount so I can rain down Ice Beams from above and rule the skies!

Megan July 29th, 2022 11:38 PM

Granted, but Braviary can only glide while you're being carried. Also, it keeps getting a cold with all your Ice Beam shenanigans and keeps going into the wrong direction when it sneezes.

I wish for word bending powers!

Starlight July 30th, 2022 4:04 PM

Granted! But you get sued by the very distraught and extremely bent out of shape residents of planet grislivyola. You are now bankrupt you monster!

I wish for a new hope.

PokeDude645 July 30th, 2022 8:35 PM

Granted but you get Nobi Tou Wenabi, instead of Obi Wan Kenobi. (He is a cheaper version)

I wish to have a very amazing computer.

Megan July 31st, 2022 12:05 AM

Granted, you looks very awesome. Just don't look what's inside it!

I wish for a quantum computer!


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