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Granted, but it is sooo small that you can't even see it, let alone interact with it!
I wish to understand the secrets of the universe! |
Granted, but now it's no longer a secret :(
I wish for a national holiday called "Free Balloon Day". |
Granted. On this day you get to take any balloon you see.... have fun taking little kids' balloons! 😉
I wish for fire resistant clothing 😏 |
Granted, but it is now weak to all the other types :(
I wish for From Software to never fail like CD Project. |
Granted, but they now tailor their games towards beginners.
I wish for all the bad thoughts to leave my head. |
Granted. Just, granted =3
I wish to be more trusting. |
Granted. You now trust everything, no matter how silly. Such as...
Hey ReKoil, did you know I created the entire Pokemon franchise and that I'm secretly here undercover? I wish for scientists to have better ocean exploration technology |
Granted, but after a few missions, scientists discover the sink stopper that maintains the ocean, inadvertently pull it and cause the ocean to disappear. :(
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I wish for Megan to not hurt people with her hammer. |
There's no need to grant that, because it's a hammer of love and hugs already! 😊
I wish for a new pair of shoes. |
Granted. Elvis wants his blue suede shoes back.
I wish for the Nintendo Switch to have a longer lasting battery. |
Granted, but the price of the Switch doubled as a result.
I wish for eternal happiness for everyone! |
Granted. There's exactly enough to go around! Now people just need to learn how to share 😔
I wish for the summer to be over. |
...Honestly, I agree. Since I have to corrupt it though:
Next years Summer will be longer as a result. I wish retro products could be more affordable. |
Granted, you can get all the ET video games you ever wanted for only very little money.
I wish to better survive the heat. |
Granted, your melting temperature is now 2 degrees Celsius higher.
I wish for a walk-in freezer. so I can hide in it for the entire summer next year. |
Granted, but you forgot to plug it to an electricity source, and now you are stuck inside.
I wish for a big bottle full of pokémon-made water! |
Granted but it smells icky! Ever wondered where that water from Blastoise's cannon comes from? :(
I wish for a better way to travel than what we already have. |
Fast Travel unlocked. You merely need to die and come back to life again every single time you use it....
I wish for an epiphany. |
Granted! Your new cat is called Epiphany 😊
I wish for the end of high energy prices ;( |
Congratulations, energy prices are no longer high!...because a solar storm wiped out all the world's electronics and we no longer have energy.
I wish my job was more interesting |
Granted, but now Megan is your boss, and she watches you work while swinging a dangerous hammer...
I wish for an infinite supply of raspberries. |
Granted but they go bad very quickly. I hope you are very hungry!
I wish for some magic accessories! |
Your magical accessory is a rock to which you are chained, the key is at the top of a hill…and every time you touch it the rock magically transplants you back to the bottom sans key
I wish John Lennon were still alive |
Granted. Half the world's population dies in exchange though =\
I wish for a Mech Suit. Spoiler:
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Granted, but it requires precise vocal commands to switch on and you can only say "Glaceon"!
I wish for an Iron Mon suit! Spoiler:
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Granted, but it is just a tiny bit too short making you feel really uncomfortable when inside!
I wish for some colorful pencils! |
Granted! But now you can only see in black and white.
I wish I didn’t procrastinate too much |
Granted but now you get everything done in seconds. You never again have anything "to do" and you spend the rest of eternity bored ;(
I wish grass never needed cutting. |
Granted! But now there is no grass in the world. No need to thank me ;)
I wish my baby could understand theoretical physics |
Granted! Your baby’s understanding far surpasses your own, such that as soon as it can talk it shames you for your idiocy.
I wish there were no more nuclear weapons |
Granted! There is now antimatter weapons...
I wish we could travel over light speed! |
Granted, we can now teleport anywhere without any delay. Might wanna check if you're still in one piece upon arrival 😉
I wish for a Gigantamax form. Spoiler:
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Congrats, you - ReKoil - have your very own Gigantamax form! Whenever you are exposed to enough 5G you painfully transform to become over 100 feet tall, immeasurably heavy, with a new signature move “OMFGThis(person)JustTurnedIntoGodzillaCrushedAnEntireBlockToDeath” activated upon transformation (increased priority, ahead of even Extremespeed)
I wish I had the superpower Curtis in Misfits trades for - able to switch genders at will (before you say ha! Periods! He gets those in the show as a She, I’m thinking a calendar would be important to make sure I’d be a man on those days haha). |
Granted, but to receive it you need to get to the end of the waiting line. And there's a lot of people already waiting there. Like: lots and lots of people waiting there just to get it, as well.
I wish for my apartment to clean itself automatically! |
Granted, it seals the doors and windows, and does a full spin cycle! I hope you and all your stuff are waterproof!!!
I wish to finish my bucket list |
Granted. You've successfully tracked down and obtained every single type of bucket you wrote down on your list!
I wish for water bottles that I can fill with water and which yet weigh just as much as when they were empty! |
Granted, but you can only put water vapour inside of the bottles, and not too much, otherwise it becomes liquid water...
I wish for a castle to live in. |
Granted, but it's haunted by the worst types of creatures: vampires in form of mosquitos!
I wish for a way out of any dire situation! |
Granted.... but you now see pop ups everywhere you go when none else can... all promoting Dire Hits!
I wish for better puns. |
By the unknown power vested in me, i grant your wish!
...But no one will ever laugh at them again. I wish for my good for nothing Joy-Cons to start working properly again. |
Granted, but they're now too busy working their 9/5 shifts so that you can't use them for play.
I wish for the world to be ruled by plush toys! |
Granted, meet your new empress...
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Granted but the firmware is stuck in the year 1995.
I want a Totem Shiny Gallade. |
I grant your wish!
...But it's far too powerful to be wielded by trainers, so it's banned from any form of use and must remain in confinement eternally. I wish for Lake Valor to be destroyed again. |
Granted, but Azelf survives, and it unites with Uxie and Mesprit, and you have to run for the rest of your life, otherwise they make you pay!
I wish for Superman to exist! |
Granted! But then, this one exists too!
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I want a Gardzilla (Level 500, stats over 9,000, ...) in my team on Ruby! |
Granted!
...But it, too, is so powerful that it's not allowed to battle or come out of its Pokeball in any way, shape, or form, and now must join Totem Gallade in confinement for eternity. Oh, and it destroyed a few towns accidentally, so... I hope you have a good lawyer. I wish for the Lake Trio to stop chasing me and protect me from all harm instead, forgetting that the second destruction of Lake Valor ever happened. |
Granted, but people still consider you a terrorist so you have to run for the rest of your life, anyway.
I wish for a new invention that is actually new and not just a rehash of something that has been done to death. |
Granted. But it's so new and innovative that it doesn't catch on, so the company making it goes bankrupt. Nobody ever dares to make it again after that, or even try coming up with such an item again =\
I wish for a Braixen plush |
Granted, but it was actually a new fire-type Mimikyu form and it uses Flare Blitz every time you cuddle it!
I wish for a Flapple form for each apple variety. |
Granted, but they are perishable and will wither if you don't use each of them at least once a week... and there are 7.500 varieties...
I wish starters' variant forms (with new types) from all generations in the next game! |
Granted, but they all become Normal type and look like a plush. They can only use Baby-Doll Eyes, Substitute and Bide.
I wish for someone to play GWENT with irl. |
Granted, but they don't know how to play the game so you always win.
I wish I knew when I'm slowly declining as a friend in that person's view. |
Granted - you see a countdown floating above everyone's heads, when it hits 0 you'll never see nor speak to them again.
I wish there were more trains |
Granted, but now the entire railroad network worldwide is one big gridlock. No trains will ever move again, enjoy your hike through the trainways!
I wish technology wouldn't be used to render jobs for humans obsolete. |
Granted. Now it is the pokémon who get all jobs!
PS : Vote for me to be the new president and I will give you humans your jobs back! I wish to this year's greatest supermodel ! |
Granted, but you're being stalked left and right now! :(
I wish for Summer to calm down. |
Granted, she is now the Skylar of Rick and Morty.
I wish I could go to The Moon |
Granted. Gardevoir will teleport you there in 10 seconds... I hope you're wearing your space suit!
I wish for rain. |
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Granted, but now the rain is as loud as thunder used to be!
I wish for a winter that lasts less than 6 months. |
Granted, but it now gets replaced with Mosquito season instead.
I wish for a Mosquito net for my windows. |
Granted, but the windows aren’t fitted to the house
I wish I knew Kung Fu |
Granted. You knew it... but not anymore!
I wish to learn and master every Fighting type moves! |
Granted but now you’re only gonna fight ghost types
I wish mimikyu was Pokémon god |
Granted, but only because every Pokemon happened to look under the cloth while trying to revere it and mysteriously died. If you're the only one left, you're basically god, right?
I wish I could be around kids for more than a couple hours without getting a severe headache. |
Granted, you are now yourself a child...permanently! (Because if you grew up again the headache would return)
I wish I were more decisive rather than just endlessly scrolling Netflix / my Pokémon collection / my DVD collection until I fall asleep |
Granted… but now you can only decide between bad thing
I wish I was smarter |
granted, but instead of overall wealth of knowledge, you only become smarter on one thing absolutely nobody else wants to know about
i wish i could see it snow and accumulate |
Granted!
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I wish I could slow time! |
But, you already can? just use Trick Room!
I wish for a new season of Stargate. |
Granted. It's now called Zeostargate and I'm the main character with no acting experience.
I wish to stop coughing. |
Granted. No atmosphere -> you can't breathe -> no more coughing! Somebody should have put more thought into where that Zeostargate lead...
I wish Cristiano Ronaldo never came back to Manchester United |
Granted, but now whenever Manchester United plays against the team he's in, they always lose!
I wish Basketball was more popular in Europe. |
Granted! All balls in Europe are now made from wicker. Go sports!
I wish candles never burnt away so I could enjoy them forever. |
Granted, but everyone ends up lighting candles, which accelerate climate change :(
I wish I could access the hyperbolic time chamber. |
Granted, but they require more oxygen and you're not allowed to open a window or a door or be outside!
I wish I came up with more original answers to those wishes! |
Granted…but now when you try to answer to the wishes someone is gonna post before!
I wish to control the bad part of the wishes |
Granted, but now they no longer come true at all D=
I wish for a new microwave. |
Granted, but it's an off-brand macrowave! You better look for some space to put it in, because it's massive!
I wish for an edrich horror girlfriend! |
Granted but it turns out she's a clone of me and we have a joint business selling black market kidneys...
I wish I wasn't so weird! ;) |
Granted, but now you live in (and are surrounded by people raised in) the Italian countryside 🙄
I wish I could pass my next exam. Yes I'm that desperate... |
Granted. Now, you only have to pass the 50 following exams!
I wish I could do more fact-checking on the field, and less work on a desk! |
Granted, but you have to carry you own equipment. Also, your next target leads you to an active volcano.
I wish the grass wasn't so burnt down because of the heat. |
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Granted, me and my shovel show up and I dig up all the grass and turn it back into earth =D
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I wish for humanity to band together. |
Granted. We all play drums.
I wish for better radio song variety with popular stations. |
Granted, especially car owners in a traffic jam will enjoy their ears being blasted off with sudden Heavy Metal.
I wish for some fish sticks! |
Granted, pick two:
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I wish to never have a headache again. |
Granted, but now you sneeze profusely when someone says your name.
I wish I didn't have to do yard work. |
Granted, everything's on fire so you don't need to do anything in your anymore.
I wish for a bag of flour. |
Granted. No need to be wary of it, just use it for your bread =D
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Granted! I just locked the door... nobody will disturb you ever again...
I wish for a paper straw that doesn't fall apart |
Granted. It just leach chemicals in everything it sucks.
I wish for a cookie. |
Just accept the ones it prompts you with when you visit PC. Free cookies! =D
I wish for better memory. |
You get some DDR5 RAM. Just need to make sure it fits into your computer! :D
I wish for Bluetooth Audio on the Switch to not keep cutting out! |
Granted, it cuts out once and no longer gets back :)
I wish for an infinite Slowpoke image generator, just like Gardevoir and ReKoil. |
Granted. It eats your RAM and swap, bricking all your devices.
I wish I had a pet. |
Don't you already have 62 pets?
Fine... you get a new pet, but all your old ones mysteriously vanish =D I wish Santa would join hands with the Easter bunny. |
Granted, enjoy your new present gift mafia!
I wish for a cute Phione plush! |
Granted, it's made of the cheapest possible materials though.
I wish for a wish I could wish. |
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