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Fact Checking Gardevoir July 31st, 2022 1:21 AM

Granted, but it is sooo small that you can't even see it, let alone interact with it!

I wish to understand the secrets of the universe!

ZeoStar July 31st, 2022 3:29 AM

Granted, but now it's no longer a secret :(

I wish for a national holiday called "Free Balloon Day".

ReKoil July 31st, 2022 10:28 AM

Granted. On this day you get to take any balloon you see.... have fun taking little kids' balloons! 😉

I wish for fire resistant clothing 😏

StCooler July 31st, 2022 5:01 PM

Granted, but it is now weak to all the other types :(

I wish for From Software to never fail like CD Project.

Megan July 31st, 2022 8:17 PM

Granted, but they now tailor their games towards beginners.

I wish for all the bad thoughts to leave my head.

ReKoil August 1st, 2022 7:31 AM

Granted. Just, granted =3

I wish to be more trusting.

ZeoStar August 1st, 2022 5:51 PM

Granted. You now trust everything, no matter how silly. Such as...

Hey ReKoil, did you know I created the entire Pokemon franchise and that I'm secretly here undercover?

I wish for scientists to have better ocean exploration technology

StCooler August 2nd, 2022 12:23 PM

Granted, but after a few missions, scientists discover the sink stopper that maintains the ocean, inadvertently pull it and cause the ocean to disappear. :(
Spoiler:
I didn't even know how it was called a sink stopper, I didn't even know how to call this in my own language lol


I wish for Megan to not hurt people with her hammer.

ReKoil August 3rd, 2022 12:35 PM

There's no need to grant that, because it's a hammer of love and hugs already! 😊

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

ZeoStar August 3rd, 2022 1:32 PM

Granted. Elvis wants his blue suede shoes back.

I wish for the Nintendo Switch to have a longer lasting battery.

Megan August 3rd, 2022 8:54 PM

Granted, but the price of the Switch doubled as a result.

I wish for eternal happiness for everyone!

ReKoil August 4th, 2022 9:44 AM

Granted. There's exactly enough to go around! Now people just need to learn how to share 😔

I wish for the summer to be over.

ZeoStar August 4th, 2022 12:43 PM

...Honestly, I agree. Since I have to corrupt it though:

Next years Summer will be longer as a result.

I wish retro products could be more affordable.

Megan August 4th, 2022 8:45 PM

Granted, you can get all the ET video games you ever wanted for only very little money.

I wish to better survive the heat.

ReKoil August 5th, 2022 11:00 AM

Granted, your melting temperature is now 2 degrees Celsius higher.

I wish for a walk-in freezer. so I can hide in it for the entire summer next year.

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 5th, 2022 1:11 PM

Granted, but you forgot to plug it to an electricity source, and now you are stuck inside.

I wish for a big bottle full of pokémon-made water!

Megan August 5th, 2022 9:07 PM

Granted but it smells icky! Ever wondered where that water from Blastoise's cannon comes from? :(

I wish for a better way to travel than what we already have.

ReKoil August 6th, 2022 7:59 AM

Fast Travel unlocked. You merely need to die and come back to life again every single time you use it....

I wish for an epiphany.

Starlight August 7th, 2022 9:49 AM

Granted! Your new cat is called Epiphany 😊

I wish for the end of high energy prices ;(

Amore August 7th, 2022 3:02 PM

Congratulations, energy prices are no longer high!...because a solar storm wiped out all the world's electronics and we no longer have energy.

I wish my job was more interesting

StCooler August 7th, 2022 3:41 PM

Granted, but now Megan is your boss, and she watches you work while swinging a dangerous hammer...

I wish for an infinite supply of raspberries.

Megan August 7th, 2022 8:48 PM

Granted but they go bad very quickly. I hope you are very hungry!

I wish for some magic accessories!

Amore August 7th, 2022 11:53 PM

Your magical accessory is a rock to which you are chained, the key is at the top of a hill…and every time you touch it the rock magically transplants you back to the bottom sans key

I wish John Lennon were still alive

ReKoil August 8th, 2022 8:57 AM

Granted. Half the world's population dies in exchange though =\

I wish for a Mech Suit.

Spoiler:
I mean if Sylveon gets one, I want one too D=
https://i.redd.it/r5qmzelhsvb51.jpg


Quote:

Originally Posted by Starlight (Post 10535554)
Granted! Your new cat is called Epiphany 😊

Thank you so much =D

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 8th, 2022 9:56 AM

Granted, but it requires precise vocal commands to switch on and you can only say "Glaceon"!

I wish for an Iron Mon suit!

Megan August 8th, 2022 8:57 PM

Granted, but it is just a tiny bit too short making you feel really uncomfortable when inside!

I wish for some colorful pencils!

Cosmega August 9th, 2022 3:16 AM

Granted! But now you can only see in black and white.

I wish I didn’t procrastinate too much

Starlight August 9th, 2022 7:06 AM

Granted but now you get everything done in seconds. You never again have anything "to do" and you spend the rest of eternity bored ;(

I wish grass never needed cutting.

Cosmega August 9th, 2022 7:55 AM

Granted! But now there is no grass in the world. No need to thank me ;)

I wish my baby could understand theoretical physics

Amore August 9th, 2022 8:12 AM

Granted! Your baby’s understanding far surpasses your own, such that as soon as it can talk it shames you for your idiocy.

I wish there were no more nuclear weapons

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 9th, 2022 8:19 AM

Granted! There is now antimatter weapons...

I wish we could travel over light speed!

ReKoil August 9th, 2022 11:01 AM

Granted, we can now teleport anywhere without any delay. Might wanna check if you're still in one piece upon arrival 😉

I wish for a Gigantamax form.


Amore August 9th, 2022 11:47 AM

Congrats, you - ReKoil - have your very own Gigantamax form! Whenever you are exposed to enough 5G you painfully transform to become over 100 feet tall, immeasurably heavy, with a new signature move “OMFGThis(person)JustTurnedIntoGodzillaCrushedAnEntireBlockToDeath” activated upon transformation (increased priority, ahead of even Extremespeed)


I wish I had the superpower Curtis in Misfits trades for - able to switch genders at will (before you say ha! Periods! He gets those in the show as a She, I’m thinking a calendar would be important to make sure I’d be a man on those days haha).

Megan August 9th, 2022 9:08 PM

Granted, but to receive it you need to get to the end of the waiting line. And there's a lot of people already waiting there. Like: lots and lots of people waiting there just to get it, as well.

I wish for my apartment to clean itself automatically!

Starlight August 10th, 2022 6:11 AM

Granted, it seals the doors and windows, and does a full spin cycle! I hope you and all your stuff are waterproof!!!

I wish to finish my bucket list

ReKoil August 10th, 2022 9:38 AM

Granted. You've successfully tracked down and obtained every single type of bucket you wrote down on your list!

I wish for water bottles that I can fill with water and which yet weigh just as much as when they were empty!

StCooler August 10th, 2022 10:55 AM

Granted, but you can only put water vapour inside of the bottles, and not too much, otherwise it becomes liquid water...

I wish for a castle to live in.

Megan August 10th, 2022 8:11 PM

Granted, but it's haunted by the worst types of creatures: vampires in form of mosquitos!

I wish for a way out of any dire situation!

ReKoil August 11th, 2022 10:23 AM

Granted.... but you now see pop ups everywhere you go when none else can... all promoting Dire Hits!

I wish for better puns.

The Foogle August 11th, 2022 2:36 PM

By the unknown power vested in me, i grant your wish!

...But no one will ever laugh at them again.

I wish for my good for nothing Joy-Cons to start working properly again.

Megan August 11th, 2022 8:19 PM

Granted, but they're now too busy working their 9/5 shifts so that you can't use them for play.

I wish for the world to be ruled by plush toys!

ReKoil August 12th, 2022 11:19 AM

Granted, meet your new empress...


Alas.. some mere mortal still needs to interpret it's bidding.... that doesn't bode well... =\

I wish medicine was free.

PokeDude645 August 12th, 2022 1:33 PM

Granted but the firmware is stuck in the year 1995.

I want a Totem Shiny Gallade.

The Foogle August 12th, 2022 1:50 PM

I grant your wish!

...But it's far too powerful to be wielded by trainers, so it's banned from any form of use and must remain in confinement eternally.

I wish for Lake Valor to be destroyed again.

StCooler August 12th, 2022 2:40 PM

Granted, but Azelf survives, and it unites with Uxie and Mesprit, and you have to run for the rest of your life, otherwise they make you pay!

I wish for Superman to exist!

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 13th, 2022 12:10 AM

Granted! But then, this one exists too!


I want a Gardzilla (Level 500, stats over 9,000, ...) in my team on Ruby!

The Foogle August 13th, 2022 5:25 AM

Granted!

...But it, too, is so powerful that it's not allowed to battle or come out of its Pokeball in any way, shape, or form, and now must join Totem Gallade in confinement for eternity. Oh, and it destroyed a few towns accidentally, so... I hope you have a good lawyer.

I wish for the Lake Trio to stop chasing me and protect me from all harm instead, forgetting that the second destruction of Lake Valor ever happened.

Megan August 13th, 2022 8:26 AM

Granted, but people still consider you a terrorist so you have to run for the rest of your life, anyway.

I wish for a new invention that is actually new and not just a rehash of something that has been done to death.

ReKoil August 13th, 2022 10:49 AM

Granted. But it's so new and innovative that it doesn't catch on, so the company making it goes bankrupt. Nobody ever dares to make it again after that, or even try coming up with such an item again =\

I wish for a Braixen plush

StCooler August 14th, 2022 5:00 AM

Granted, but it was actually a new fire-type Mimikyu form and it uses Flare Blitz every time you cuddle it!

I wish for a Flapple form for each apple variety.

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 14th, 2022 7:44 AM

Granted, but they are perishable and will wither if you don't use each of them at least once a week... and there are 7.500 varieties...

I wish starters' variant forms (with new types) from all generations in the next game!

ReKoil August 14th, 2022 8:09 AM

Granted, but they all become Normal type and look like a plush. They can only use Baby-Doll Eyes, Substitute and Bide.

I wish for someone to play GWENT with irl.

Megan August 14th, 2022 8:16 PM

Granted, but they don't know how to play the game so you always win.

I wish I knew when I'm slowly declining as a friend in that person's view.

Amore August 16th, 2022 1:45 PM

Granted - you see a countdown floating above everyone's heads, when it hits 0 you'll never see nor speak to them again.

I wish there were more trains

ReKoil August 17th, 2022 11:24 AM

Granted, but now the entire railroad network worldwide is one big gridlock. No trains will ever move again, enjoy your hike through the trainways!

I wish technology wouldn't be used to render jobs for humans obsolete.

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 17th, 2022 12:30 PM

Granted. Now it is the pokémon who get all jobs!

PS : Vote for me to be the new president and I will give you humans your jobs back!

I wish to this year's greatest supermodel !

Megan August 17th, 2022 8:53 PM

Granted, but you're being stalked left and right now! :(

I wish for Summer to calm down.

Amore August 18th, 2022 5:15 AM

Granted, she is now the Skylar of Rick and Morty.

I wish I could go to The Moon

ReKoil August 18th, 2022 9:42 AM

Granted. Gardevoir will teleport you there in 10 seconds... I hope you're wearing your space suit!

I wish for rain.

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 18th, 2022 11:12 AM

Granted. You get a rain... of fire!

I wish for thunder and lightning to be less noisy!

StCooler August 18th, 2022 12:57 PM

Granted, but now the rain is as loud as thunder used to be!

I wish for a winter that lasts less than 6 months.

Megan August 18th, 2022 6:05 PM

Granted, but it now gets replaced with Mosquito season instead.

I wish for a Mosquito net for my windows.

Amore August 18th, 2022 11:22 PM

Granted, but the windows aren’t fitted to the house

I wish I knew Kung Fu

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 19th, 2022 2:04 AM

Granted. You knew it... but not anymore!

I wish to learn and master every Fighting type moves!

Blobkyu August 19th, 2022 5:01 AM

Granted but now you’re only gonna fight ghost types

I wish mimikyu was Pokémon god

ReKoil August 19th, 2022 1:09 PM

Granted, but only because every Pokemon happened to look under the cloth while trying to revere it and mysteriously died. If you're the only one left, you're basically god, right?

I wish I could be around kids for more than a couple hours without getting a severe headache.

Amore August 19th, 2022 1:14 PM

Granted, you are now yourself a child...permanently! (Because if you grew up again the headache would return)

I wish I were more decisive rather than just endlessly scrolling Netflix / my Pokémon collection / my DVD collection until I fall asleep

Blobkyu August 20th, 2022 3:38 AM

Granted… but now you can only decide between bad thing

I wish I was smarter

Tsutarja August 20th, 2022 9:01 AM

granted, but instead of overall wealth of knowledge, you only become smarter on one thing absolutely nobody else wants to know about

i wish i could see it snow and accumulate

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 20th, 2022 9:40 AM

Granted!

I wish I could slow time!

ReKoil August 20th, 2022 10:33 AM

But, you already can? just use Trick Room!

I wish for a new season of Stargate.

ZeoStar August 20th, 2022 1:33 PM

Granted. It's now called Zeostargate and I'm the main character with no acting experience.

I wish to stop coughing.

Amore August 20th, 2022 5:04 PM

Granted. No atmosphere -> you can't breathe -> no more coughing! Somebody should have put more thought into where that Zeostargate lead...

I wish Cristiano Ronaldo never came back to Manchester United

ReKoil August 21st, 2022 11:15 AM

Granted, but now whenever Manchester United plays against the team he's in, they always lose!

I wish Basketball was more popular in Europe.

Starlight August 21st, 2022 1:40 PM

Granted! All balls in Europe are now made from wicker. Go sports!

I wish candles never burnt away so I could enjoy them forever.

StCooler August 21st, 2022 4:37 PM

Granted, but everyone ends up lighting candles, which accelerate climate change :(

I wish I could access the hyperbolic time chamber.

Megan August 21st, 2022 8:43 PM

Granted, but they require more oxygen and you're not allowed to open a window or a door or be outside!

I wish I came up with more original answers to those wishes!

Blobkyu August 22nd, 2022 2:13 AM

Granted…but now when you try to answer to the wishes someone is gonna post before!

I wish to control the bad part of the wishes

ReKoil August 22nd, 2022 11:00 AM

Granted, but now they no longer come true at all D=

I wish for a new microwave.

Megan August 22nd, 2022 8:38 PM

Granted, but it's an off-brand macrowave! You better look for some space to put it in, because it's massive!

I wish for an edrich horror girlfriend!

Starlight August 27th, 2022 1:08 PM

Granted but it turns out she's a clone of me and we have a joint business selling black market kidneys...

I wish I wasn't so weird! ;)

Eleanor August 27th, 2022 1:28 PM

Granted, but now you live in (and are surrounded by people raised in) the Italian countryside 🙄

I wish I could pass my next exam. Yes I'm that desperate...

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 28th, 2022 12:12 AM

Granted. Now, you only have to pass the 50 following exams!

I wish I could do more fact-checking on the field, and less work on a desk!

Megan August 28th, 2022 8:06 AM

Granted, but you have to carry you own equipment. Also, your next target leads you to an active volcano.

I wish the grass wasn't so burnt down because of the heat.

ReKoil August 28th, 2022 11:02 AM

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Granted, me and my shovel show up and I dig up all the grass and turn it back into earth =D



I wish for humanity to band together.

ZeoStar August 28th, 2022 12:31 PM

Granted. We all play drums.

I wish for better radio song variety with popular stations.

Megan August 28th, 2022 8:27 PM

Granted, especially car owners in a traffic jam will enjoy their ears being blasted off with sudden Heavy Metal.

I wish for some fish sticks!

ReKoil August 29th, 2022 10:01 AM

Granted, pick two:



I wish to never have a headache again.

TwilightBlade August 29th, 2022 6:48 PM

Granted, but now you sneeze profusely when someone says your name.

I wish I didn't have to do yard work.

Megan August 29th, 2022 8:21 PM

Granted, everything's on fire so you don't need to do anything in your anymore.

I wish for a bag of flour.

ReKoil August 30th, 2022 9:23 AM

Granted. No need to be wary of it, just use it for your bread =D
*starts quietly chanting a ritual spell*

I wish I wouldn't be disturbed while in the freezer... I need some alone time every now and then!

Starlight August 31st, 2022 4:22 AM

Granted! I just locked the door... nobody will disturb you ever again...


I wish for a paper straw that doesn't fall apart

Duck August 31st, 2022 6:04 AM

Granted. It just leach chemicals in everything it sucks.

I wish for a cookie.

ReKoil August 31st, 2022 11:17 AM

Just accept the ones it prompts you with when you visit PC. Free cookies! =D

I wish for better memory.

Megan August 31st, 2022 8:39 PM

You get some DDR5 RAM. Just need to make sure it fits into your computer! :D

I wish for Bluetooth Audio on the Switch to not keep cutting out!

StCooler August 31st, 2022 10:42 PM

Granted, it cuts out once and no longer gets back :)

I wish for an infinite Slowpoke image generator, just like Gardevoir and ReKoil.

Duck September 1st, 2022 5:29 AM

Granted. It eats your RAM and swap, bricking all your devices.

I wish I had a pet.

ReKoil September 1st, 2022 10:32 AM

Don't you already have 62 pets?
Fine... you get a new pet, but all your old ones mysteriously vanish =D

I wish Santa would join hands with the Easter bunny.

Megan September 1st, 2022 8:28 PM

Granted, enjoy your new present gift mafia!

I wish for a cute Phione plush!

Duck September 2nd, 2022 6:44 AM

Granted, it's made of the cheapest possible materials though.

I wish for a wish I could wish.


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