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Granted, but you don't get any enjoyment out of it.
I wish for a new laptop! |
Granted but it's only language is Xhosa... I hope you speak it!
I wish everyone in the world had a warm place to sleep. |
Granted, but your house is now filled to the brink with people!
I wish for world peace! |
Granted, but there'll be an apocalypse before that and only a thousand people survive
I wish for a large chocolate cake! |
Granted. Appears right in front of you...and also Starlight. Will have to fight for it.
Wishes for all the bots to go away. |
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Ninja'd! And our minds! 😇 Quote:
I wish for people to take the environment seriously |
Granted! You now live in an uncontacted tribe in the middle of the Amazonas Rainforest.
I wish to have a twin brother. |
Granted, but its your "evil" twin brother!
I wish for a cold Winter! |
Granted! The Sun disappears and the Earth's surface cools down to -250°C. A very cold winter I'd say.
I wish to have 200 IQ |
Granted, but you're so smart that you feel very lonely in the world because nobody gets you!
I wish for a piece of paper! |
Granted, but its actually the original Declaration of Independance and you're now a wanted criminal for stealing it.
I wish to be 10 year old again |
Granted, but your memory resets to the point you turned 10. You don't get to keep any of the experience or memories you accrued past that age.
I wish I didn't have intrusive thoughts. |
Granted, but you're now brainded. You have no thoughts at all.
I wish to have a cute dog as a pet! |
Granted, but it turns into a monster on Halloween!
I wish for the end of suffering! |
All right you can get the "ring" from "suffering" XD
I wish to win the lottery! |
Granted, but the win has a... 70% tax on it for whatever reason.
I wish to not be so scared of everything! |
Granted, but now a little bit too brave for your own good and find yourself in a lot of dangerous situations!
I wish for life to take a turn for the better! |
Granted. Is no longer afraid of anything, including traffic when crossing the street.
Wishes for a smooth transition for the forum to XenForo. |
Granted. It goes so well that a lot of people join us after the transition and the servers start crashing.
I wish I had a little more courage to post my art/writing online. |
Granted! But your art is so good all the other artists loose their confidence and your favourite manga is cancelled!
I wish for humans to be able to photosynthetize |
Granted! But our skins stay the same, so in trying to generate oxygen, we get sunburns (or worse) from excessive exposure.
I wish for a Pokémon plush that is as unique and charming as my Mimikyu plush, so he'll have a buddy to play with. |
you're now turned into a Mimikyu plush yourself. Have fun playing together!
I wish elves and dwarfs beastmen etc. were real. Humans being the only race is boring |
Granted, but it's merely cosplay =\
I wish I could make it stop raining. |
Granted. You just summoned Groudon, which proceeds to plunge the world into a massive drought.
*eerie Drought music plays* I wish for a telescope to observe the stars. |
Granted, here... have a pair of binoculars and a map of where all the famous movie stars live in Hollywood... good luck!
I wish I wouldn't get a back pain from long work days. |
Granted! You're now unemployed.
I wish meat would grow on trees so that we'd plant more trees and not kill animals. |
Granted, but due to the genetic modifications they one day become sentient and the meat trees will just get up and start chasing us down to eat humans instead. Their numbers completely overwhelm humanity and we are faced with extinction and become a rare delicacy for only the wealthiest of meat trees who have taken over all our technology and society.
I wish to see the Great Pyramid of Giza |
Granted! you're sent back 5000 years into the past and become one of the pharaoh's slaves appointed to the team who is building it.
I wish humans would learn how to control weather! |
Granted, but who says they'd use this ability for good?
I wish I could reply to these a bit faster ^^; |
Granted. It's so quick you now have a mashed keyboard.
I wish to see an alternate universe. |
Granted. But, the alternate world is hit by a meteorite soon after you arrived.
I wish I can drink bubble tea every day without getting diabetes. |
Granted, but now you can no longer eat any candy at all.
I wish for a moat with a drawbridge around my house. |
Granted, but now you just get rickrolled forever.
I wish to always get good grades. |
Granted, but you can't find a job anyways.
I wish my uni lessons were in the morning |
Granted! Congrats on the 3-6am class times!
I wish it wasn't snowing where I live 😭 |
Granted.... You get a drought that will never pass, slowly destroying the nature in your area.
I wish for a new jacket. |
Granted, but now, you can never take it off
I wish to breathe underwater |
Sure! You now have very prominent gills.
I wish my computer would always do what I want it to. |
Granted, but it even knows what you want when you don't! 😱
I wish for Legends Arceus to be the first game in a series of Legends games. |
Granted! But the series gets increasingly more trash because of increasingly tighter release schedules! Enjoy Legends: Stunfisk, though!
I wish no one had to deal with in-grown toenails anymore. |
Granted. Now we have in-grown arms. I have no idea how it would make sense but watch out
I wish for Pokemon: Legends of Magikarp. A game that involves a cult of Magikarp worshipping |
Granted, but Magikarp cults require human sacrifice, and you are chosen as the Supreme offering on the altar of Magikarp.
I wish I had perfectly even, dazzling white teeth. |
Granted, but they're so blindingly white everyone who sees you smile actually goes blind D=
I wish my cat could get along with other cats so I could get her a companion/friend. |
Granted, but you're a cat too now.
I wish I had a pet Glaceon! |
Granted, but it's always plotting against you.
I wish for a new pizza pan. |
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A new Pizza Pan? Well how about THE Pizza Pan, here to take you to the fabled place: Neverland Parma, Italy. With his trusty companion, Mozzarellabell, you're set for a life of adventure in a city where the pizza NEVER runs out! Eating all this delicious pizza must be good, right? No! As Troy Barnes said, "unless too much of a good thing is a bad thing". Well you're feeling it now, mister, but it's too late. The cheese has entered into your heart and taken over. You have become Cheeseman, and this is your villain origin story. You don't just get one pet Glaceon, you get a dozen! Or... somehow you get even more??? Ninety-nine, one-hundred... One-hundred and one Glaceon??? Man, I bet you're having a great time just hanging out with your whole squad of Glaceon. At least you were having a great time until she showed up - Bruella DeChille. Somehow she's just out to get your Glaceon and skin them (how would that even work? Do they even have skin?) Anyway, now you spend your life on the run from this crazy lady with wacko hair who's totally an original character and not a parody of anyone. Nope. I wish I could have super cool earwax. |
Granted, but you have to go pick it up at the store in Italy =)
Edit: Granted. you have the coolest earwax! You get permanent brain-freeze from it though D= I wish companies cared more about their employees. |
Granted, but the employees of companies are all robots now, and average people like most of us can no longer get hired. But the corporations care a lot about mantaining their robot employees!
I wish I was better with time management. |
Uh... Er... you get better at time management and you excel at your job. Then you notice that your company doesn't care enough about you so you're kind of miserable because you love your job and you hate it at the same time. That prompts you to make the same wish as the user above you, and it gets corrupted in the following way (totally not cuz I can't come up with anything else, nope):
Oh they care, they care so much! All employers and their respective board of directors now do so much for their employees; they wash dishes, babysit, and even wipe your bumbum after you take a fat dump. But with the executive board doing that kind of stuff and being on permanent-nanny mode, who will run the companies? Yes, that's right, it's Panda280's rich uncle, Kasheem Moneyarov, who's still yelling "RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI". Somehow companies all start following in his footsteps and chanting this cursed "slogan", and the people do as well. Somehow this song becomes really popular and blasts everywhere and now your ears start bleeding. The last thing you hear before you go deaf is that Kasheem Moneyarov may be running for president of the world next. I wish I could have some spaghetti for dinner tonight. |
Granted! Your neighbor brings you nine poinds of spaghetti. You will be having spaghetti for dinner for like two weeks.
I wish my water was always cold. |
Granted. Instead of being the loving and caring character it used to be, it's now mean and bitter to everyone. Your family, friends, and neighbours would always come over and be greeted by your water saying "hello" and asking how their day was. But those times are gone, the water now shouts obscenities and preys on the insecurities of anyone it comes into contact with, including you. Now you can't go a day without your water yelling mean things at you. How terrible!
I wish Dr. Strange had a cooler brother, Dr. Stronge. |
Granted, but if the two are ever in the same universe, weird glitches start to happen. Such as everyone turning into random chimera's, or water suddenly flowing up to the sky. Their abilities won't be able to remedy this and would only make it worse. If they spend more than 24 hours in the same universe it explodes =\
I wish for everyone on PC to be healthy =D |
oh thank god
unfortunately it seems PC membership guarantees health so we have an influx of people who dont even care about the community :( I wish for a nice desk! |
Granted, you go to an auction to get a rare antique Goddard and Townsend secretary desk from 1700s that's worth millions. You and all your friends, family and neighbors sell your homes and all possessions, and everyone works extra jobs just to make a single down-payment on this priceless desk. You are all out in the street now, but got the nice desk to gather around..until it get's repossessed because you can't make the next monthly payment. You eventually get arrested and jailed for writing bad checks to try to keep your desk.
I wish Groove still manufactured Byul dolls i.e these https://i.postimg.cc/0QmyNd8h/10164476.jpg |
Granted, but the colors are just ever so slightly off, so that when you see it you'll think something's wrong with it, but you can't quite place it and it gets under your skin... 😱
I wish houses were more affordable. |
Granted, gingerbread houses are on sale!
I wish I hadn't forgotten some of the groceries I needed to pick up at the store yesterday. |
Granted. You go back in time with your list of forgotten groceries, pick them up, take them home... you get to today once again and oh Oh no. You only picked up the missing groceries- you forgot you needed to pick up the rest again. Time travel, man. It's difficult.
I wish my backpack was a different color. |
Granted, you can thank me later!
https://i.postimg.cc/yYkmmkFm/9k-1.jpg I wish I had better phone and internet service. |
Granted, but you live by a 5G repeater now... But maybe it's ok!
I wish I could meet Anna irl~ |
Here ya go:
Spoiler:
Make sure you get an autograph! I wish for a Pokemon movie starring Glaceon. |
Granted! It's only Glaceon. Every character is Glaceon. And they don't talk and the Pokémon noises aren't subtitled.
I wish my house stayed warmer! |
Granted, but the heating system runs on cats. Lots of fluffy cats (like, a lot a lot!)
I wish I could actually finish the games I start :') |
Granted! You are now physically incapable of starting a new game before 100%-ing the previous one.
I wish I had a nice pair of winter boots. |
Granted, but now you live in Sicily.
I wish I could be actually good at coloring and adding shadows~ |
Granted. Becomes excellent at coloring and adding shadows to noses. Just noses. Looks very jarring against the rest of the face.
Wishes for better sleep. |
Granted - you sleep so well now, in fact, it's near impossible to wake up
I wish for a million wishes |
Granted. You can wish something that many times, but then those wishes won't be granted.
I wish I was more witty at coming up with replies for this~ |
Granted. Stops posting because of your replies being so good. Cannot measure up.
Wishes for Covid to be eradicated. |
Granted, now some kid in the middle-east named Covid dies a horrible, horrible death.
I wish for free seafood dinners at the local lobster place. |
Granted, but on the night you go the lobsters are planning a Planet of the Apes style rebellion, and take revenge on humans for their eaten comrades.
I wish my dog many more years of good health |
Granted... now everyone wants to know how you've done that and you'll become a veterinary of some sort :)
I wish for my traineeship abroad to, you know, start without any problems. |
Granted - it actually goes so well and you love it abroad so much you don't want to go home and everyone misses you dearly
I wish I was a cactus |
Granted, you're a Cactus that is about to get cut open for water.
I wish when I didn't feel like cooking or cleaning my house would magically do these things on it's own like in Beauty and the Beast. |
Granted! You are now a cactus... plush.
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I wish I was Rayquaza! |
Granted, but be careful what you wish for sitting atop the sky pillar fo millenia is kinda lonely.
I wish I had a beautiful singing voice |
Granted, but your voice becomes extremely unpleasant to listen to when not singing =\
I wish for all dogs and cats to get along. |
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Anyways, granted but it's just a very low voice compared to your typical speaking voice~ I wish I could find quad skates in my size or something... |
Granted, but they don't roll.
I wish to write a novel and get it published |
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Granted! But it has no audience, so it undersells. Better luck next time! I wish I weren't so anxious about my art. |
Granted but you are overconfident now, and come to believe you are the reincarnation of Picasso.
I wish I had less anxiety dreams/nightmares. |
Granted, now you are an insomniac.
I wish I could do rhythmic gymnastics. |
Granted, you sleep peacefully. And you now end up longing to sleep as it's by far the most peaceful and pleasant time in your day now.
Eventually you just decide to stay in bed forever, mostly sleeping. Occasionally awake. The line between your lovely dreams and reality blur. What is reality even anymore? Granted, but you can only do it to the rhythm of whatever song happens to be playing! I wish my birthday present for my brother arrives on time. |
Granted, but it's dropped off at the door and a shady porch pirate steals it before you can bring it inside
I wish every time I pet a dog, a cat somewhere turns purple |
Granted! In exchange, however, the dogs you pet turn green. Now everybody's after you for the purple cats and the green dogs!
I wish Acorn TV were available in my country so I could watch the new season of Agatha Raisin. |
Granted, but they show an half hour commercial every 10 min.
I wish my wish I do karate. |
Granted! Now you'll be summoned for a great battle royale to the death with other experienced fighters.
I wish for a bowl of popcorn. |
Granted. We call it drop corn. You dropped the bowl and can't eat it.
On the contrary I wish for popcorn that can't be dropped. |
Granted. It sticks to the bowl and your teeth, making it extremely difficult to consume.
I wish my back would stop aching every time I tried to get work done. |
Granted, but now it causes a headache!
I wish for some fish sticks! |
Granted, but the fishes are made of cardboard!
It appears I was previously doubled! Quote:
I wish for something to happen! |
Something happened far, far away from you. Will you ever be able to tell what it was? 😈
I wish for smiles to be infectious =D Quote:
His birthday is tomorrow so there's no way I'm getting a replacement in time... D= |
Granted, but now everyone is running around with a grin even when they're sad. So it's hard to tell what they actually feel!
I wish for everyone to get some time to think. |
Granted.
... ... ... ... ... ... Hum, sorry, I took longer than everyone else :( I wish my sight was perfect. |
Granted, you can now even see all those microscopic organisms that live on everyone's skin and such. 😉
I wish for better hearing. |
Granted, now you’re Dolores from Encanto. :)
I wish I had telekinesis |
Granted, but you can only lift things in a range shorter than your arms wings!
I wish for a book full of original mazes to solve! |
Granted, but this time, the mazes are complex non-linear systems of differential equations!
I wish for a sequel to the movie The Batman. |
Granted, but it's called "A Batman" because they couldn't find the original one.
I wish for a shift in the movie industry away from Superhero movies. |
Granted. Welcome to the era of Sharknado parodies. All movies will attempt to be like Sharknado.
On a serious note, this wish might come true. Marvel is overproducing content and reviews have generally been unfavorable. Will see how this ends up. I wish for humans to go back to the moon |
Granted, Earth is now uninhabitable, which forced the remaining survivors to build a city on the moon. It's a fragile equilibrium. One wrong move or one disgruntled person and it's the end of humanity entirely.
I wish for a secret room in my house that nobody but me knows of. |
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