The PokéCommunity Forums

The PokéCommunity Forums (https://www.pokecommunity.com/index.php)
-   Forum Games (https://www.pokecommunity.com/forumdisplay.php?f=43)
-   -   ~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~ (https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=389808)

Cosmega October 18th, 2022 10:42 AM

Granted, but now you’re locked in that room forever, and nobody will ever find you since only you know the entrance.

I wish I could eat everything I wanted without ever gaining weight.

Megan October 18th, 2022 8:24 PM

Granted, but now without all the sugar everything will just taste as blant as it gets.

I wish for communication between people to get easier.

ZeoStar October 19th, 2022 7:10 AM

Granted. We all stay in one big happy circle forever



I wish for batteries to never die

Cosmega October 19th, 2022 8:22 AM

Granted! Now, the devices die instead.

I wish my conversations were never awkward

ReKoil October 19th, 2022 11:14 AM

Granted, you can no longer communicate at all... can't be an awkward conversation if you can't have any at all!

I wish for a meme I don't know yet.

Megan October 19th, 2022 8:26 PM

Granted, but it only becomes relevant in a hundred years in the future.

I wish for old memes to come back.

Starlight October 21st, 2022 1:14 PM

Granted... be prepared to see a LOT of Friend-zone Fiona and ONLY Friend-zone Fiona for the rest of your life!

I wish to get tickets to that one thing I want to go to.

ReKoil October 21st, 2022 1:39 PM

Granted, but as you arrive at the thing it suddenly gets canceled because too many people named Fiona attended it D=

I wish to never have to get up early again =)

Megan October 21st, 2022 10:53 PM

Granted, but the days are now only 12 hours long and you still need to work for 8+ hours a day.

I wish for a machine that can create food out of nothing.

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 23rd, 2022 12:10 PM

Granted, but the food tastes like... nothing!

I wish for a new Mass Effect game with a new race of biotic apex made of Gardevoirs!

StCooler October 23rd, 2022 4:15 PM

Granted, but they create a new race of demonic princesses and end up banning all of them!

I wish for a better reaction time.

Cosmega October 23rd, 2022 5:42 PM

Granted, now you react before anything happens!

I wish I could run faster

Megan October 23rd, 2022 8:09 PM

Granted, but now you'll never be able to fly again.

I wish for self confidence.

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 23rd, 2022 10:59 PM

Granted, you are now confident that you can jump from Earth to the Moon!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmega (Post 10564223)
Granted, now you react before anything happens!

I wish I could run faster

Granted, but you are now constantly being chased by Wile E. Coyote.

I wish to have an adventure with the Looney Tunes!

ReKoil October 24th, 2022 9:20 AM

Granted, you get to replace Elmer Fudd and chase them around shooting black holes at them! =D

I wish for my own private theme park =3

Starlight October 24th, 2022 12:28 PM

Granted you have a theme park all to yourself...
Spoiler:


I wish for unlimited bag space.

StCooler October 24th, 2022 3:07 PM

Granted, your bag has a big hole, the whole universe is the bad space.

I wish to be able to control my hunger.

Bice October 24th, 2022 6:46 PM

Granted. The only options are "stuffed to the brim" and "voraciously starving".

I wish I wouldn't overheat when I went to bed.

Megan October 24th, 2022 8:27 PM

Granted, but you always have cold feet.

I wish for better time management.

Starlight October 25th, 2022 7:40 AM

Granted, your timing is impeccable but you decide to use your skills for a life of crime ;(

I wish to sing again.

ReKoil October 25th, 2022 8:47 AM

Granted, but everyone hearing it will fall asleep and out of frustration you'll start drawing mustaches and beards on them with a permanent marker, which will eventually lead to your arrest =\

I wish for a comfy blanket.


Bice October 25th, 2022 4:38 PM

Granted. It's super heavy and causes muscle aches when you're done using it.

I wish my scalp would stop itching.

Megan October 25th, 2022 8:24 PM

Granted, but now spots are itching that you'll never be able to reach.

I wish for my knees not to hurt.

ReKoil October 26th, 2022 9:46 AM

Granted, your knees are no longer able to hurt anyone ever again due to your brand-new built-in airbags that deploy whenever they make contact with a living thing =3

I wish to be petted on the head.


Starlight October 26th, 2022 2:11 PM

Granted, Megan's hammer will start petting you in 3... 2... 1... *thwack*

I wish to be able to see the future.

Megan October 26th, 2022 8:09 PM

Granted, but you're surprised that you didn't see those things coming!

I wish for snacks!

ReKoil October 27th, 2022 10:35 AM

Granted, here's all the souls Cooler was stockpiling 😉 😙

I wish for the current conflicts to end already.

Cosmega October 28th, 2022 2:01 AM

Granted, now new ones sprinkle across the earth out of nowhere

I wish everything I bought was free

Megan October 28th, 2022 8:34 PM

Granted, but you pay for them anyway!

I wish for a laptop that doesn't break.

StCooler October 29th, 2022 3:08 AM

Granted, but its OS is Windows 95 :)

I wish for a big teddy bear to hug at night.

ReKoil October 29th, 2022 8:50 AM

Granted, just make sure you don't feed it after midnight and make sure you never ever wash it. :fufu:

I wish for a new C&C game.

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 29th, 2022 10:22 AM

Granted, you get a new C&C game... which is the remastered version of the first C&C, with updated graphics.

I wish for Ready Player One's Oasis to become real!

Starlight October 29th, 2022 7:21 PM

Granted but all FGers except you perish in the harsh new reality. Farewell ;(

I wish for Summer

Megan October 29th, 2022 8:25 PM

I don't know why anyone wants even more days with 40+ °C and the drought and forest fires going even worse. But here you go!

I wish for rain.

ReKoil October 30th, 2022 10:19 AM

You get 5 minutes of rain tomorrow at noon.
Then no rain at all for a decade 😈

I wish to discover a new animal species.

StCooler October 30th, 2022 6:05 PM

Granted, but it carries a wild virus that makes people cough and paralyses the whole planet for two years :(

I wish my glasses weren't dirty all the time.

Megan October 30th, 2022 10:01 PM

Granted, but they're now completely covered in bleach, all the time!

I wish I got more stuff out of the time I have.

ReKoil October 31st, 2022 8:29 AM

Granted, but it's stuff you don't want, like fines and muscle aches =\

I wish I had enough time to play all my unplayed games =(

Starlight November 2nd, 2022 1:10 PM

Granted but now playing games is all you are allowed to do 24/7. No exceptions!

I wish my friends believed in themselves more.

Megan November 2nd, 2022 9:34 PM

Granted, but now they are so busy with themselves that they don't interact with you anymore. :(

I wish for food prices to go down.

ReKoil November 3rd, 2022 10:12 AM

Granted, but now everything is sold out, and supply can't keep up with demand. Better start looking for alternatives =3

I wish I could make people understand each other.

Fact Checking Gardevoir November 4th, 2022 7:36 AM

Granted. People can now understand each other by making funny faces, but it is hard focusing on what they say without laughing.


I wish I could laugh more often!

Megan November 4th, 2022 9:11 PM

Granted, but it's at the misery of the others.

I wish for more ideas of stuff I could write.

ReKoil November 5th, 2022 12:05 PM

Granted, here's the shopping list from 100 different people from around the world.... Now you must write a story using only those words! 😈

I wish for dancing lessons.


Fact Checking Gardevoir November 5th, 2022 12:16 PM

I can teach you!
Watch closely!


I wish I could get 1,000,000 fans and a big, active website dedicated to me!

StCooler November 5th, 2022 2:50 PM

Granted, you now are a Youtuber! But now all people who knewyou are jealous and try to buzz by telling lies about you :(
Spoiler:

Kinda true if you see most dramas...


I wish for a sixth sense!

Megan November 5th, 2022 9:32 PM

Granted, but it turns out you're dead.

I wish for a cute relationship!

PkmnTrainSlate November 6th, 2022 6:38 AM

Wish granted!..except your cute relationship is really toxic behind closed doors and gets rather abusive.

I wish for money, so I don’t have to look for change at school to buy stuff.

ReKoil November 6th, 2022 10:06 AM

Granted... here's a couple Dutch guilders.... good luck using them!

I wish for a nice picnic with the family =3


Megan November 6th, 2022 9:21 PM

Granted, but right in the middle your right wing conspiracy theorist uncle arrives and he does not stop talking!

I wish for a positive thing with no corruption whatsoever.

Cosmega November 7th, 2022 2:40 AM

Granted! But you can only have it for 1 second. It’s not a corruption, it’s a time limit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10569504)
Granted, but right in the middle your right wing conspiracy theorist uncle arrives and he does not stop talking!

Oh no, not the right wing conspiracy theorist uncle!

I wish that everyone would have a Merry Easter in Halloween!

ReKoil November 7th, 2022 10:44 AM

Granted... I set up an Easter egg hunt on Halloween. Make sure you follow the pathways the Easter eggs make all the way till the end though.... you really need to see that surprise! 😈

I wish for prices to go back to normal.

Megan November 7th, 2022 9:28 PM

Granted, but now you're getting paid less.

I wish for all games to incorporate cheese!

Cosmega November 8th, 2022 2:02 AM

Granted! Now all cartridges are made of cheese!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10569712)
I wish for prices to go back to normal.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10569893)
Granted, but now you're getting paid less.

Economy in a nutshell lol

I wish I had a perfect pitch

ReKoil November 8th, 2022 10:46 AM

Granted, It's considered perfect by parakeets, who will now flock to you en masse. Hope you like some company! =D

I wish to have more energy in the evenings.

Megan November 8th, 2022 9:19 PM

Granted, just enough to do some overtime work!

I wish for a weather condition called "plush rain"!

Starlight November 21st, 2022 11:46 PM

Granted, but the rain is comprised of life-size Gojira plushies and well... you're squished now.

I wish my favourite band would tour here again very soon.

Cosmega November 22nd, 2022 2:28 AM

Granted! But, unfortunately you couldn’t afford the tickets, so you couldn’t go to the show :(


I wish my bowl had more rice.

Fact Checking Gardevoir November 22nd, 2022 3:07 AM

Granted!


Good luck lifting it now!

I wish I had more food with chocolate in my kitchen!

ReKoil November 22nd, 2022 10:59 AM

Granted, but it's all expired by several years. Do you dare eat it anyway? =3

I wish for a new book to read.

forg November 22nd, 2022 4:39 PM

Granted! But it is in a now-extinct language.

I wish for a good wave of rain so that I can sleep to the soothing rhythm.

StCooler November 22nd, 2022 4:47 PM

Granted, you join Team Aqua and you end up summoning Kyogre, unfortunately this is real life and no chosen one comes to seek Rayquaza, so all humanity drowns.

I wish I could be the Dragonborn in Skyrim.

Megan November 22nd, 2022 9:23 PM

Granted, but you have a sore throat all the time!

I wish to be smart!

ReKoil November 23rd, 2022 12:12 PM

Granted, but you need to be wired up to a computer at all times now.

I wish for a Fallout game set in Europe.

Cosmega November 23rd, 2022 6:07 PM

Granted! But it’s based on true events.

I wish for companies to listen to their public

forg November 23rd, 2022 6:10 PM

Granted! But this particular public in question did not know what could financially support a company. These companies went bankrupt.

I wish I had the money to hire a plumber to fix my shower.

Megan November 23rd, 2022 9:24 PM

Granted, as he arrives he starts collecting your money by jumping onto your furniture and getting stuck in your pipes!

I wish to see a shooting star!

ReKoil November 24th, 2022 10:14 AM

Granted, but it's coming right for you!
Can you pummel it back with your hammer? Better try and dodge it and the impact otherwise!

I wish for a new joke book =D

Cosmega November 24th, 2022 4:30 PM

Granted!



I wish I had more pretty, non-toxic plants in my garden

Mimicking Mimikyu November 24th, 2022 5:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmega (Post 10576509)
Granted!



I wish I had more pretty, non-toxic plants in my garden

Granted! Your plants are now a target for roving gangs of flower and pretty plant collectors who seek to strip your garden of its precious bounty.

I wish I wasn't allergic to hay.

Megan November 25th, 2022 2:30 AM

Granted, but now you're allergic to grass!

I wish for a new poster.

Retek November 25th, 2022 3:32 AM

Granted, but it's a really ugly poster, and it's PAINTED to your wall!

I wish for hugs!

ReKoil November 25th, 2022 9:57 AM

Granted



I wish for a comfier chair to sit in.

Cosmega November 25th, 2022 3:11 PM

Granted! Now it’s so comfy you’ll never be able to get up.

I wish my bedroom was tidier.

StCooler November 25th, 2022 4:53 PM

Granted but now your living room is now messy!

I wish to improve my programming skills.

Mimicking Mimikyu November 25th, 2022 9:20 PM

Granted! But now your fingers have been elongated through your intense coding efforts, spindly and witchlike as they are. You'll never fit into winter gloves again!

I wish I had a better GPA in college.

Megan November 25th, 2022 10:24 PM

Granted, they hand out a Greater Plastic Aligner (aka ruler) to you! Now you can measure things even more accurately!

I wish for more weekend during the week!

ReKoil November 26th, 2022 10:43 AM

Granted, every day is called Sunday now. You still have to work on 5 of them though.

I wish my feet wouldn't be sore after a long workday.

Tsutarja November 26th, 2022 11:12 AM

granted, but now that soreness is in your hands

i wish it would snow in florida....just for once!!

Cosmega November 26th, 2022 5:26 PM

Granted! An earthquake relocated Florida to north Canada, I hope you enjoy the snow 24/7!

I wish I could make friends easier.

Tsutarja November 26th, 2022 8:18 PM

granted, but those friends must be irl and not online

i wish i could quit coffee

Megan November 26th, 2022 8:39 PM

Granted, but now you have a hard time focusing.

I wish for more tea.

ReKoil November 27th, 2022 11:29 AM

Granted, you now have to drink tea 30 times a day, indefinitely... let's see how long it takes before you're fed up with it... :fufu:

I wish Doctor Who seasons had more episodes.

Fact Checking Gardevoir November 27th, 2022 12:35 PM

Granted, but these additional episodes are about the Doctor getting lost in the TARDIS!

I wish Godzilla series had more episodes (and more monsters fights)!

Tsutarja November 27th, 2022 4:47 PM

granted, but now the original series is gone and you have to wait forever for the series with your suggested revisions to air :')

i wish my hair was straight and not a curly and wavy mess

Cosmega November 27th, 2022 4:55 PM

Granted! But now, to keep your hair that way, you may never wash it again.

I wish the videos I watched weren’t bombarded with ads.

Megan November 27th, 2022 9:32 PM

Granted, and you just needed to pay 99.99$ per video. It's a steal! :D

I wish for everyone to be in good health.

ReKoil November 28th, 2022 10:20 AM

Granted, but the world ends tomorrow. 😈

I wish for it to be less windy.

Cosmega November 28th, 2022 2:27 PM

Granted, now it’s more rainy.

I wish I didn’t take too much time choosing what I want to watch on Netflix

StCooler November 28th, 2022 5:42 PM

Granted, you now know what to watch, but unfortunately, it's no longer on Netflix :(

I wish I could get all Steam games for free.

Megan November 28th, 2022 9:33 PM

Granted, have fun sifting through thousands of trash games just to find the handfull of games you can actually enjoy! :P

I wish for infinite wishes!

Retek November 29th, 2022 3:52 AM

Granted, but you can only wish for other people and not yourself!

I wish I was more emotionally stronger. ^^;

Tsutarja November 29th, 2022 8:55 AM

granted, but now the emotions you wish to not strengthen are stronger

i wish there was a way to get items i ordered faster

ReKoil November 29th, 2022 11:55 AM

Granted, but package thieves take them the moment the delivery person exits their van.

I wish for a new flashlight.

Megan November 29th, 2022 9:45 PM

Granted, but it's one of the flashlights that need like ten batteries and burn through them in no time!

I wish for sleeping pills!

Cosmega November 30th, 2022 7:32 AM

Granted, you get Sleeping Beauty’s sleeping pills. Have fun sleeping for 100 years!

I wish I wasn’t busy all the time

ReKoil November 30th, 2022 10:16 AM

Granted, you get 1 minute off per day. Better make it count!

I wish for someone to play card games with.

Megan November 30th, 2022 9:25 PM

Granted, but now you're stuck in a Shadow Game against the King of Games!

I wish I didn't have to go to that business Christmas Party tomorrow.

Litten9370 December 10th, 2022 1:34 PM

Granted but it was only canceled because the host got sick

I wish for more wishes

Cosmega December 10th, 2022 1:51 PM

Granted, you may wish again… in 10 years.

I wish my clothes wouldn’t get dirty so often


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 6:44 AM.


Like our Facebook Page Follow us on Twitter © 2002 - 2018 The PokéCommunity™, pokecommunity.com.
Pokémon characters and images belong to The Pokémon Company International and Nintendo. This website is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK, The Pokémon Company or The Pokémon Company International. We just love Pokémon.
All forum styles, their images (unless noted otherwise) and site designs are © 2002 - 2016 The PokéCommunity / PokéCommunity.com.
PokéCommunity™ is a trademark of The PokéCommunity. All rights reserved. Sponsor advertisements do not imply our endorsement of that product or service. User generated content remains the property of its creator.

Acknowledgements
Use of PokéCommunity Assets
vB Optimise by DragonByte Technologies Ltd © 2023.