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Granted, but now you’re locked in that room forever, and nobody will ever find you since only you know the entrance.
I wish I could eat everything I wanted without ever gaining weight. |
Granted, but now without all the sugar everything will just taste as blant as it gets.
I wish for communication between people to get easier. |
Granted. We all stay in one big happy circle forever
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I wish for batteries to never die |
Granted! Now, the devices die instead.
I wish my conversations were never awkward |
Granted, you can no longer communicate at all... can't be an awkward conversation if you can't have any at all!
I wish for a meme I don't know yet. |
Granted, but it only becomes relevant in a hundred years in the future.
I wish for old memes to come back. |
Granted... be prepared to see a LOT of Friend-zone Fiona and ONLY Friend-zone Fiona for the rest of your life!
I wish to get tickets to that one thing I want to go to. |
Granted, but as you arrive at the thing it suddenly gets canceled because too many people named Fiona attended it D=
I wish to never have to get up early again =) |
Granted, but the days are now only 12 hours long and you still need to work for 8+ hours a day.
I wish for a machine that can create food out of nothing. |
Granted, but the food tastes like... nothing!
I wish for a new Mass Effect game with a new race of biotic apex made of Gardevoirs! |
Granted, but they create a new race of demonic princesses and end up banning all of them!
I wish for a better reaction time. |
Granted, now you react before anything happens!
I wish I could run faster |
Granted, but now you'll never be able to fly again.
I wish for self confidence. |
Granted, you are now confident that you can jump from Earth to the Moon!
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I wish to have an adventure with the Looney Tunes! |
Granted, you get to replace Elmer Fudd and chase them around shooting black holes at them! =D
I wish for my own private theme park =3 |
Granted you have a theme park all to yourself...
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I wish for unlimited bag space. |
Granted, your bag has a big hole, the whole universe is the bad space.
I wish to be able to control my hunger. |
Granted. The only options are "stuffed to the brim" and "voraciously starving".
I wish I wouldn't overheat when I went to bed. |
Granted, but you always have cold feet.
I wish for better time management. |
Granted, your timing is impeccable but you decide to use your skills for a life of crime ;(
I wish to sing again. |
Granted, but everyone hearing it will fall asleep and out of frustration you'll start drawing mustaches and beards on them with a permanent marker, which will eventually lead to your arrest =\
I wish for a comfy blanket. Spoiler:
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Granted. It's super heavy and causes muscle aches when you're done using it.
I wish my scalp would stop itching. |
Granted, but now spots are itching that you'll never be able to reach.
I wish for my knees not to hurt. |
Granted, your knees are no longer able to hurt anyone ever again due to your brand-new built-in airbags that deploy whenever they make contact with a living thing =3
I wish to be petted on the head. Spoiler:
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Granted, Megan's hammer will start petting you in 3... 2... 1... *thwack*
I wish to be able to see the future. |
Granted, but you're surprised that you didn't see those things coming!
I wish for snacks! |
Granted, here's all the souls Cooler was stockpiling 😉 😙
I wish for the current conflicts to end already. |
Granted, now new ones sprinkle across the earth out of nowhere
I wish everything I bought was free |
Granted, but you pay for them anyway!
I wish for a laptop that doesn't break. |
Granted, but its OS is Windows 95 :)
I wish for a big teddy bear to hug at night. |
Granted, just make sure you don't feed it after midnight and make sure you never ever wash it. :fufu:
I wish for a new C&C game. |
Granted, you get a new C&C game... which is the remastered version of the first C&C, with updated graphics.
I wish for Ready Player One's Oasis to become real! |
Granted but all FGers except you perish in the harsh new reality. Farewell ;(
I wish for Summer |
I don't know why anyone wants even more days with 40+ °C and the drought and forest fires going even worse. But here you go!
I wish for rain. |
You get 5 minutes of rain tomorrow at noon.
Then no rain at all for a decade 😈 I wish to discover a new animal species. |
Granted, but it carries a wild virus that makes people cough and paralyses the whole planet for two years :(
I wish my glasses weren't dirty all the time. |
Granted, but they're now completely covered in bleach, all the time!
I wish I got more stuff out of the time I have. |
Granted, but it's stuff you don't want, like fines and muscle aches =\
I wish I had enough time to play all my unplayed games =( |
Granted but now playing games is all you are allowed to do 24/7. No exceptions!
I wish my friends believed in themselves more. |
Granted, but now they are so busy with themselves that they don't interact with you anymore. :(
I wish for food prices to go down. |
Granted, but now everything is sold out, and supply can't keep up with demand. Better start looking for alternatives =3
I wish I could make people understand each other. |
Granted. People can now understand each other by making funny faces, but it is hard focusing on what they say without laughing.
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I wish I could laugh more often! |
Granted, but it's at the misery of the others.
I wish for more ideas of stuff I could write. |
Granted, here's the shopping list from 100 different people from around the world.... Now you must write a story using only those words! 😈
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I can teach you!
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I wish I could get 1,000,000 fans and a big, active website dedicated to me! |
Granted, you now are a Youtuber! But now all people who knewyou are jealous and try to buzz by telling lies about you :(
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I wish for a sixth sense! |
Granted, but it turns out you're dead.
I wish for a cute relationship! |
Wish granted!..except your cute relationship is really toxic behind closed doors and gets rather abusive.
I wish for money, so I don’t have to look for change at school to buy stuff. |
Granted... here's a couple Dutch guilders.... good luck using them!
I wish for a nice picnic with the family =3 Spoiler:
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Granted, but right in the middle your right wing conspiracy theorist uncle arrives and he does not stop talking!
I wish for a positive thing with no corruption whatsoever. |
Granted! But you can only have it for 1 second. It’s not a corruption, it’s a time limit.
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I wish that everyone would have a Merry Easter in Halloween! |
Granted... I set up an Easter egg hunt on Halloween. Make sure you follow the pathways the Easter eggs make all the way till the end though.... you really need to see that surprise! 😈
I wish for prices to go back to normal. |
Granted, but now you're getting paid less.
I wish for all games to incorporate cheese! |
Granted! Now all cartridges are made of cheese!
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I wish I had a perfect pitch |
Granted, It's considered perfect by parakeets, who will now flock to you en masse. Hope you like some company! =D
I wish to have more energy in the evenings. |
Granted, just enough to do some overtime work!
I wish for a weather condition called "plush rain"! |
Granted, but the rain is comprised of life-size Gojira plushies and well... you're squished now.
I wish my favourite band would tour here again very soon. |
Granted! But, unfortunately you couldn’t afford the tickets, so you couldn’t go to the show :(
I wish my bowl had more rice. |
Granted!
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Good luck lifting it now! I wish I had more food with chocolate in my kitchen! |
Granted, but it's all expired by several years. Do you dare eat it anyway? =3
I wish for a new book to read. |
Granted! But it is in a now-extinct language.
I wish for a good wave of rain so that I can sleep to the soothing rhythm. |
Granted, you join Team Aqua and you end up summoning Kyogre, unfortunately this is real life and no chosen one comes to seek Rayquaza, so all humanity drowns.
I wish I could be the Dragonborn in Skyrim. |
Granted, but you have a sore throat all the time!
I wish to be smart! |
Granted, but you need to be wired up to a computer at all times now.
I wish for a Fallout game set in Europe. |
Granted! But it’s based on true events.
I wish for companies to listen to their public |
Granted! But this particular public in question did not know what could financially support a company. These companies went bankrupt.
I wish I had the money to hire a plumber to fix my shower. |
Granted, as he arrives he starts collecting your money by jumping onto your furniture and getting stuck in your pipes!
I wish to see a shooting star! |
Granted, but it's coming right for you!
Can you pummel it back with your hammer? Better try and dodge it and the impact otherwise! I wish for a new joke book =D |
Granted!
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I wish I had more pretty, non-toxic plants in my garden |
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I wish I wasn't allergic to hay. |
Granted, but now you're allergic to grass!
I wish for a new poster. |
Granted, but it's a really ugly poster, and it's PAINTED to your wall!
I wish for hugs! |
Granted
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I wish for a comfier chair to sit in. |
Granted! Now it’s so comfy you’ll never be able to get up.
I wish my bedroom was tidier. |
Granted but now your living room is now messy!
I wish to improve my programming skills. |
Granted! But now your fingers have been elongated through your intense coding efforts, spindly and witchlike as they are. You'll never fit into winter gloves again!
I wish I had a better GPA in college. |
Granted, they hand out a Greater Plastic Aligner (aka ruler) to you! Now you can measure things even more accurately!
I wish for more weekend during the week! |
Granted, every day is called Sunday now. You still have to work on 5 of them though.
I wish my feet wouldn't be sore after a long workday. |
granted, but now that soreness is in your hands
i wish it would snow in florida....just for once!! |
Granted! An earthquake relocated Florida to north Canada, I hope you enjoy the snow 24/7!
I wish I could make friends easier. |
granted, but those friends must be irl and not online
i wish i could quit coffee |
Granted, but now you have a hard time focusing.
I wish for more tea. |
Granted, you now have to drink tea 30 times a day, indefinitely... let's see how long it takes before you're fed up with it... :fufu:
I wish Doctor Who seasons had more episodes. |
Granted, but these additional episodes are about the Doctor getting lost in the TARDIS!
I wish Godzilla series had more episodes (and more monsters fights)! |
granted, but now the original series is gone and you have to wait forever for the series with your suggested revisions to air :')
i wish my hair was straight and not a curly and wavy mess |
Granted! But now, to keep your hair that way, you may never wash it again.
I wish the videos I watched weren’t bombarded with ads. |
Granted, and you just needed to pay 99.99$ per video. It's a steal! :D
I wish for everyone to be in good health. |
Granted, but the world ends tomorrow. 😈
I wish for it to be less windy. |
Granted, now it’s more rainy.
I wish I didn’t take too much time choosing what I want to watch on Netflix |
Granted, you now know what to watch, but unfortunately, it's no longer on Netflix :(
I wish I could get all Steam games for free. |
Granted, have fun sifting through thousands of trash games just to find the handfull of games you can actually enjoy! :P
I wish for infinite wishes! |
Granted, but you can only wish for other people and not yourself!
I wish I was more emotionally stronger. ^^; |
granted, but now the emotions you wish to not strengthen are stronger
i wish there was a way to get items i ordered faster |
Granted, but package thieves take them the moment the delivery person exits their van.
I wish for a new flashlight. |
Granted, but it's one of the flashlights that need like ten batteries and burn through them in no time!
I wish for sleeping pills! |
Granted, you get Sleeping Beauty’s sleeping pills. Have fun sleeping for 100 years!
I wish I wasn’t busy all the time |
Granted, you get 1 minute off per day. Better make it count!
I wish for someone to play card games with. |
Granted, but now you're stuck in a Shadow Game against the King of Games!
I wish I didn't have to go to that business Christmas Party tomorrow. |
Granted but it was only canceled because the host got sick
I wish for more wishes |
Granted, you may wish again… in 10 years.
I wish my clothes wouldn’t get dirty so often |
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