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Megan December 10th, 2022 9:51 PM

Granted, but now they keep slipping away and you have to run after them!

I wish for free public transport.

Starlight December 12th, 2022 7:02 PM

Granted it's all free but it only goes one way...

I wish the roads weren't going to be so Icy

Retek December 13th, 2022 1:21 AM

Granted, but they are filled with snow so they have to shut down! Good luck shopping for Christmas gifts!

I wish I could go to the Comic Con held a few days ago.

Megan December 13th, 2022 9:40 PM

Granted, but the time machine now traps you in an endless cycle meaning you have to visit it every day!

I wish all clothing I bought would always fit.

ReKoil December 14th, 2022 10:36 AM

Granted; it fits, but is horribly uncomfortable.... and you can no longer take it off.

I wish clothing would last longer before being worn down.

Fact Checking Gardevoir December 15th, 2022 4:11 AM

Granted! It never wears down... as long as you never put it on!

I wish I could teleport in and out of my clothes! Some of my dresses are quite complicated to put on!

Megan December 15th, 2022 9:03 PM

Granted, but you randomly keep teleporting out of them at the worst times!

I wish for a better work-life balance.

Cosmega December 16th, 2022 7:34 AM

Granted! Unfortunately though, for those two to be balanced, sleep is not in your schedule anymore.

Speaking of sleep, I wish that I had the ability to fall asleep whenever I want.

ReKoil December 16th, 2022 9:10 AM

Granted, you can fall asleep whenever you want, but only by lying on your belly in your own bed. You can't sleep anywhere else.

I wish for a longer fleece blanket.

Megan December 16th, 2022 9:31 PM

Granted, but it keeps growing the longer you use it.

I wish for good eye sight!

Cosmega December 17th, 2022 5:24 PM

Granted! You have a great eyesight now, though now you’re a cyclops.

I wish I wasnt so indecisive.

Simply Dunsparce December 17th, 2022 8:52 PM

Granted! You no longer have free will, and are free from the burden of making decisions.

I wish my cat would stop sitting in my cactus.

Starlight December 17th, 2022 10:12 PM

Granted, but your cat got prickled in the derriere so hard it ran away ;(

I wish to be by a moonlit stream

Megan December 17th, 2022 10:50 PM

Granted, just don't mind the factory near it pumping in its waste.

I wish for some Pokemon Cards!

ReKoil December 18th, 2022 8:02 AM

Granted, but it's probably better you don't have their legitimacy checked 😉

I wish for earplugs.

Starlight December 18th, 2022 6:35 PM

Granted, but they're used ones...

I wish it was 2012

Megan December 18th, 2022 9:36 PM

Granted, but I'll hate you for it! :(

I wish for a giant Kirby Plush!

ReKoil December 19th, 2022 6:08 AM

Granted, but anyone who lies within it's mouth disappears... 😱



I wish for someone else to decorate my Christmas tree so I don't have to 😇

Starlight December 19th, 2022 6:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megan (Post 10585217)
Granted, but I'll hate you for it! :(

Ok totally not worth it, I take it back!!! 😊


Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10585337)
Granted, but anyone who lies within it's mouth disappears... 😱



I wish for someone else to decorate my Christmas tree so I don't have to 😇

Granted, I'll bring a shag carpet, woodchip wallpaper, some hanging door beads and a furry toilet seat cover👍

I wish that people weren't cruel to animals.

Megan December 19th, 2022 8:57 PM

Granted, but now they're more violent against children. :(

I wish for a broom that allows me to get rid of all the worries and troubles I have.

ReKoil December 20th, 2022 12:01 PM

Granted, but someone else needs to whack you on the head with it for it to work.

I wish for a white Christmas.

Starlight December 20th, 2022 9:20 PM

Granted but it snows 366 days a year now, even on non-leap years!

I wish to be of value to society.

Megan December 21st, 2022 9:17 PM

Granted, but nothing really changes. And it leaves you to wonder why! :P

I wish for my own home.

ReKoil December 22nd, 2022 10:53 AM

Granted... you can even carry it around with you!



Might be a tight fit though.

I wish people were nicer.

Starlight December 30th, 2022 9:06 PM

Granted, now the world is just you and your clones!

I wish for a good 2023 for everyone!

Megan December 30th, 2022 11:38 PM

Granted, but good is subjective and measures itself to the worst experience the respective person has had in their life so far.

I wish for the world to get a break with no catastrophes next year.

ReKoil December 31st, 2022 11:45 AM

Granted, but our planet literally breaks in two on January first the year after 😇

I wish my cat would lie on my lap every now and then =\

Cosmega December 31st, 2022 7:46 PM

Granted, your cat is now sitting on your lap. But now, you may never get up ever again :>
the classic cat curse…

I wish I could travel around the world.

Megan December 31st, 2022 11:32 PM

Granted, but you got no map and only a broken bicycle.

I wish for my eyes not to hurt.

ReKoil January 1st, 2023 8:08 AM

Granted, but now your nose won't stop running. Ever.

I wish my room was bigger.

Fact Checking Gardevoir January 6th, 2023 1:40 PM

Granted. It is bigger in the inside now, but will never stop teleporting through space and time!

I wish I had no nose!

StCooler January 6th, 2023 5:06 PM

Granted, but now you breathe with your hands, and thus you cannot hold a mouse, wear gloves, hold anything, hit anything...

I wish I could stare at people to scare them.

Megan January 7th, 2023 12:37 AM

Granted, but now you're all alone because everyone avoids you!

I wish I had a fun idea for a website!

ReKoil January 7th, 2023 11:00 AM

Granted, but turns out someone else already though of it too and patented it =\

I wish my laptop's keyboard would still work properly.

Cosmega January 7th, 2023 4:17 PM

Granted, but now your keyboard’s laptop doesn’t work properly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by StCooler (Post 10591841)
I wish I could stare at people to scare them.

Hey, that’s my thing! >:o

I wish it wasn’t so cold in here without needing to be too hot.

Megan January 7th, 2023 10:42 PM

Granted, but now temperatures flip around!

I wish I knew what I'm doing!

Cosmega January 8th, 2023 1:22 AM

Granted! But now you don’t know what to do.

I wish I could wake up early.

ReKoil January 8th, 2023 2:43 AM

Granted, you now have a built in alarm clock set to 3 AM that won't shut off until you head to work/school. Better go to bed on time!

I wish for a lifesize Glaceon plush.

Megan January 8th, 2023 9:45 PM

Granted, but GF now accidentally swaps its size with Wailord's!

I wish I had free electricity for all eternity!

Fact Checking Gardevoir January 15th, 2023 1:33 AM

Granted. You are now a living battery!

I wish I was a 00 agent!

ReKoil January 15th, 2023 4:06 AM

Granted, but no matter what you do; your missions will always fail and trigger the end of the world, turning it into a desolate land. 😈



I wish Gardevoir would give up on trying to end the world 😙 😉

Megan January 15th, 2023 9:43 PM

Granted, but now she can't protect people with Black Holes anymore. And boy is she pissed about it!

I wish for something positive to happen.

Fact Checking Gardevoir January 16th, 2023 2:00 AM

Granted! An atom lost an electron and is now positive!

I wish for the world to stop needing to be saved so often!

ReKoil January 16th, 2023 3:51 AM

Granted. The world spontaneously goes kuh-boom. If there's no world it doesn't need to be saved =D


I wish for my cat to get along with other cats.

Megan January 16th, 2023 9:25 PM

Granted, but it now spends way more time with them than with you; making you jealous.

I wish for good health.

ZeoStar January 21st, 2023 2:16 PM

Granted. Good health and immorality. I hope your ready to live forever.

I wish to be intelligent.

Cosmega January 21st, 2023 2:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeoStar (Post 10597473)
Granted. Good health and immorality. I hope your ready to live forever.

I wish to be intelligent.

I can see why…
jk

Granted! You get all the knowledge in the universe! Though, for that to work, your brain needs to increase in size, soooo….

Spoiler:


I wish I had more money

Megan January 21st, 2023 8:46 PM

Granted, you find a coin on the ground! :D

I wish for my own private plane!

ReKoil January 22nd, 2023 5:37 AM

Granted! It's all yours!
Display it proudly! =D


I wish for a Glaceon statue =D

Sweet Serenity January 22nd, 2023 6:56 AM

Granted, but it is made of ice and is melting!



I wish I had a luxury bag

Megan January 22nd, 2023 9:25 PM

Granted, but it's previous owner really wants it bag! :P

I wish for snow!

Alex_Among_Foxes January 22nd, 2023 10:18 PM

Granted! Enjoy that two month long blizzard!

I wish I could understand every language.

ReKoil January 23rd, 2023 4:54 AM

Granted, but you can no longer communicate by any other means than drawing objects with pencil and paper... hope you still know how to =D

I wish for an isekai that doesn't become a harem as it progresses.

Megan January 23rd, 2023 9:30 PM

Granted, but it gets canceled before the second season!

I wish for a big light bulb!

Cosmega January 24th, 2023 3:26 AM

Granted! You get the Sun.

I wish I was more focused

ReKoil January 24th, 2023 11:33 AM

Granted, you can now focus on something so well you no longer notice anything else... such as that bowl of rice being past it's best by date....

I wish for comfier shoes.

Megan January 24th, 2023 9:10 PM

Granted, but they're attached to the rest of the fur-suite!

I wish for a portable bed!

Cosmega January 25th, 2023 3:49 AM

Granted, you get a small bed that fits in your pocket, but it has the same weight as a normal bed!


I wish I wasn’t so hungry all the time.

ReKoil January 25th, 2023 11:12 AM

.... just eat the rice bowl already then! 😤

Granted, you now only feel hungry during a full moon.... and you appear to have developed a strange appetite... 😈

I wish to put people's frowns upside down!

Megan January 25th, 2023 9:24 PM

Granted, gravity control you get! Just make sure to not uveruse it! :D

I wish for a big sandwich!

Explorer of Time January 27th, 2023 6:29 PM

The sandwich is so big that its gravitational field pulls the earth out of its orbit and flings it into deep space.

I wish to find a shiny Pokemon tomorrow!

ReKoil January 28th, 2023 7:08 AM

Granted, a shiny Komala will appear at some point, but due to how similar it is you pass it by without noticing and it unloads =\

I wish to be able to resist the temptation of chocolate better and not immediately eat any I have >.>

Cosmega January 28th, 2023 9:45 AM

Granted! You can no longer eat chocolate.

I wish I had more vacation days.

Megan January 29th, 2023 12:01 AM

Granted, but your coworkers have to work overtime for you!

I wish I would cook something interesting for myself.

ReKoil January 29th, 2023 2:14 AM

Granted, you can now cook haggis.... enjoy! 😉

I wish for a device that can control the weather so that I can make it rain when I'm not outside =D

Blobkyu February 6th, 2023 5:09 AM

Oh. Someone is calling me from the mortal world. It looks like a human… no wait is a pokemon!
So you wish for a device that can control the weather. Ok, granted, but your every time you use the device, you will be teleported to the outside.

As a powerful “god” I wish to be the MOST powerful “god” in this universe!

Cosmega February 6th, 2023 7:13 AM

wait but if you’re a god why don’t you just grant your wish yourself?
Granted! You’re the most powerful “god”, but you’re not the most powerful GOD, and now all GODS are mad at your high ego and thirst for power, so they ban you to the shadow realm!

I wish I didn’t have schoolwork all the time.

Sweet Serenity February 6th, 2023 9:09 AM

Granted. I have decided to expel you from your school.

I wish that I had a luxury car

Megan February 6th, 2023 9:16 PM

Granted, you are blessed with a massive SUV. It's super effective against kids AND the environment, as well! :D

I wish I had a new hammer!

Cosmega February 7th, 2023 5:01 AM

Granted! As time passes and your old hammer starts decaying, new parts appear where the weapon was previously damaged, then, one day, all of the parts of your hammer are different from when it was before. If that’s an entire brand-new hammer, that’s for you to decide.

I wish I could solve paradoxes

ReKoil February 7th, 2023 10:45 AM

Granted, but ė̷͈̹ā̵̲c̸̡̪̔̐ḥ̶͚͐͠ ̶̯̮̌t̵̳̰͊î̸̬̮̽ḿ̵̧ḛ̵̖͝ ̶͍̈y̵̡̢̛̬̞͇͋͆̀̕͘͝ô̷̭̌͂̇͠͝ų̴̌̈́̽̔̌̀͛ ̵̳̣̥̙̲̾̇̕̚͘s̸̪͕̈́̒̑̊̐͘͝ǫ̶̰͔̯̼̏̈́l̵͔̩͇̈́́̈́̃̈́͠ͅv̷͕̯̄͐̃̕̚͝ę̶͉̠̅̋ ̵̧̝͖̻̝̘̺̗͕̮̅́̏̆̀͗̚͝ọ̶͓̟͔̩̦̋͛͝ͅn̸̡̢̟̪͇͉͚͍̫̩̼̟̥̦̩̫̈͊̽̍̒̓̐̂͒̾́̍̅̓͆͠ȩ̴͔̺̱͓͔̪̉̍̅̀̀̌͜ ̶̼͕͍͍̭̤̞̮͎̀̎̉͂̋̔͗͒̾͘ṱ̶̛̻̠̮̟͎̭̂̐̄̌͐͋͛͜h̸̨̡̛͖͓̘̾̾͒́͊̄̈́̒̿̔͝e̷̢̛͕͔̹̬͕͖̽̊͊̐̉́̒̕ ̸̨̦̭͓̤͓͔̆̂̈́̀w̵̡̛̗̖͇̭͈͎̯̄̒̒̅̿̽̏̄͗̄̐̕̕͝͝o̸͖̐̄͒̈́ͅŗ̸̦͕̣͕̮͈̦̲̜͑̒ļ̶̤̠̤̮̱͔̺̤̳͍̤̀͒̓̓̂̓͒͋̍̇̏̊̉͋̕͜͠ͅd̵̨̧̥̝̭͚̻̹̗̪̦̟̦͈̩͕̏͆̿͊́̾̃͑̀͆͌͝͠ ̴̧̛͍̼̜̰͓̬͓̯̮̲͔̣̬̜͕͔͙̞̳͇͍̺̻̽̋̾̑́͗͋͑͂̐̚͘͝ͅg̸̢̡̢̙͙̰̳̺̘̞̜͖͎̞̲̞͚̞͋̉̏͒̆̂͗̾̾̕̚͜͜ë̴̤̰͔͙̞̲͙̤̤̆̎̐̈̅ẗ̴̨̡̧͓̰̱̯͎͖̯͈͍̹̙̺̲̝̰̰̮͙͙̯́̀̆̀̿͛̋̀́̀͆̓̈́̒̍͆̑͑̕̚̕͜͝͝ş̷͉͕̖̤͐͆̈́͂́̌̄ ̴̡͓͕͎̗͇͈͕̟̟͕͉̘̦̳̝̺͇̹̮̱͈͔̜̾̓̓̍̈́́̒͒͗͒͘͜m̵̡̱̾͐́̇̅̀̅̓͂̅̽́̏͂̃̃̈́̓̈͂̋̚͝o̴̡̡̡̨͇̮͚̞̝͖̥̟̹̭̪̗̣͍͈̻̬̊̽̀͛̒̅̌̽͑͘͜͝ͅr̷̡̥͎̩̖̤̖̮͇̥̱̱̬̥̝͓̥̩̻͎̈́̔̎̔́̇́͛͂̽̉͊̑̀̚̕͜͝͝ͅͅè̴̡̡̢̢̛͎̮̺͕͎̼͈̜͔͇̫̲̦͈̻͓̺̱̺͒͐͒͜ ̷̡̛̭͉̗̖͎̫̟̘̟̫̲̎͛̏̑̇̊̏̇̚ͅä̷̻͎̘̠́̈́́̏̑͐̂̆̔̃̒̌͌ǹ̷͔̠̯̻͕̫͎͕̬̠̜̹̖̤̫̤̝̻̱̳͑ͅď̴̯̰̯̿̔̿͑͆̈̀̔̽̐͛̋̍́̕̕ ̶̨̧̦̦̙̖͚̖̙̈́͒͒̍͑͌͜͝m̷̢̡̼̫͓̥̣̫̙̭͑͒̾̇́̔̐̌̚̚͜͠ͅö̷̡̧̗͇̭̙̼̰͎̯̻̙̣͓͔̖̳̞̹̥̫͎̎͊͛͋̌̑̈r̸͕̻̲͓̝̜̯͉̦̥͖͙̯̣̝̥̱̺͎̒̈́͋̈́͌̐̅̽̊͌̐̊́̇͝e̷̡̢̧̳̬͙̲̖̺͎̮̗̭̼͍͈̰̙͇̺̻̣̤͊̇͂̂̔̂̎͌̓͂̕̚͜ d̷̡̢̢̛͙̘͓͈̳̘̫̟̲̺̣̪̞̭͉̝̮͖̤̙͎̠̬͕̯͙̟̦̭̀͋̈́̈͐̅̽̅̾̇̓͂͛̔̌̔̏́̄͜͠͠ĭ̴̡̢̧̛̫̳̗̟̝̙̪̫̝̪̘̮͎̼̪̗͎̲͊͛͐͑̃̾̀̀̓͛͘͜͠s̶̨̘̲̱̯͉̗͚̝͖̝̘͉͉̜̱͔̩̘̻͛͛͊̾̀̍̀t̴̲̯̟͈͓̮̮͛͐̊̓́̐̂̅̔̾̓ō̴̢̧͈̦̪̖͍̮̻͕͔͇͚͎̥͕̜̳̥̙̳͜ͅr̸̖̣̻͇̟̺̮̹̩͎̦̲̗͇͈̺̜̙͔̱̈́̿̊̅͛̈́̀͒̍̀̿̉̀̂̆̈́̐̿̂͌͜͠͠t̵̠̹̰̭̝̩͙̳͕͇̞̟̞̞̄̀̇̀̓̍̇͌̀̋̎̾̂̕͝͝ė̶̡̹̰̪̬͍̿d̶͙̩̞͈̦̺͉̗̗̯͍̠̹͚̞̍͆̓͛̐̾͘͜ ̶̨̡̛͎̰̰̮͖̼̦͖̳̭͓̻̣̬̯͉̗͙̰̝̥͕̗͖̭̤͙͇̈́͊̊͆̂́͌̊͗̃̒̈́̋̄̃̈͐͆̓͆̕͜͝ṷ̴̡̨͕̞͕͎̞͇͎̫̼͎͙͚̮͉̼̪͓̯͓̻̳̙̟͉̫̳̲̗̜͈͇͗̎͗̏̆̂̂̑̓́̈̉̎͆̿̕͘͜͝͝n̴̥̲̗͈̲̮̳̻̻̾́͗̎́̓̓͛̎̀̈́͌͒͛͋t̶̡̨̼̻̻͓̣̩̮͔̦̳̱̝͕̼͂́̌̐́̄̈́̋̔̀͑͂̐̓͒͗́͆̈́̈͜͠į̸̛̤͙̳̳̱̳͚͎͈̒̓̑̽̽̑́͋̔͑̈́̈́̅͛͒͌̎͂̊͛̓͝͝l̷̡̧̧̡̛͕̬̠̙̙͙͕̣̗̻̤͇̪̹̣̰̯̲͍̬̙̰̜̞̹̱͇̀̉̇̈͒̈́̄̽̆̈̋̀̔̄̑͌̌̕͝ ̵̡̛̞̗̼̺̗̩̺̫̣̪̲͚͇̪̟̥̰͕͔̗̼̳̙̦͎̏̀̋͗̈̅̈̽̔̆̀̾̃̆́͂͒̆̎̒̉͘̕͜͜͠͝ę̶̛̗̦͙̬̲̭̦̪̬̲̱̫̗̈́͋͗̍̂̈͆̑̓͋͊͋̀͊͆͊͑̈́́̀̽̈́̏̈́̇͗͒̃̕̕͜ͅͅv̷̨̡̦̾̌̀̈̚͝͝ę̵̧̳̬͕̹͇̬͚͔̺̪̳̼͓͎̦͚͚̯̯̯̤̝̠̲͔̟̽ͅn̸̺̪͔̑̀̀̽̈́̈́̋̔̏͂͒̎͊̂̌̈́̀̒͂̒͑͂͊̀͗͂̌̏̒̕t̸̡̧̟͚̯̭̻̣̪̜͍̯̠̙͔͙͕̯͕͕̥̖̪͇̭͉͖̣̳͑̑̏̽̑̋̽̀̏͛͌͛̊͂̉͌̄̔̚̚͜ủ̷̡̡̻̪̻͕̖̉͂̆̈́͒̌̈́̓̏̐͐͒̈́͂͝͝a̶̢̡̢̡͓͎̝͕̰̙̬̭̳̖͎̣̫̘͎̣͉͇̮͊̀́̉̈̓̋̐̀͌̏͒̂̂͠͠ļ̸̢͖̲͓̯̩̼͉̖͙̮̱̯̥̹̥̹̮̗̓̎͒̆̌̄͋̈́̇̚̚͜͠l̵̢͔͇̮̺͈͈͚͎̲̺̼̺̗̟̻̙̟̱̠̯͊̓͌̎̈́̾́͋̈́̿̋̑̽̅̀̂̊́̈́̍̌̊̂̆̂̌̈́͂̄͋̄͑̍͝͝͠ͅy̴̛̱̆̅̋̐̃̓̃̎̌̀̍͆̓̕͝͝ ̸̯͈̗̱͈̣̳̥̘̪͉͚͇͍̲̳̗͇̙͈̙̫̩̳̈́͌̆̂̈͒͒̆̽̉͌̍̓̽͛̈̋̆̆͂̓͋̋̽͋̈́́͆̾̉̉̆̈́͂̑̇̀̔̆̆̇͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅy̸̡̢̡̡̡̙͈͍͙̠̬̟͍̥̠͎̗̱̫̜̗̻̥̘͇̰̝͕̤̻͙͈̼̻͓̘̱͎̯̙̯̲̐̽̀͂̓͐̾̉͘̚͜ͅͅō̷͍̞̝̼͔̂͐͗͑̄̓̐̉̈́̈́̽̓̐͂̑́̀̓̄̐̄̉͌͘͘̚̕͠͝ų̸̧̨̨̢̨̼̥͉̜̙͙͙͕͓͔͇͓͙͎̖͖͎̲̦̺͓̹̬̘̮̹̮̮̺̘̲̹͔̥̪̦͚͈̬͉̦́̎͋͂͂́̑̈̌͌͂̋͆͌̈͑̄͛̾͗͛̊͋͊̆̏̓̿̓͋͊̚͘͝͝ ̸̨̢̢̛͉͖̯͈̭͚̞̦̳̞̼̱̦̻͔͇̠̜̜͕͖̹̬̜̞̯̥̤͚̜̙̗̯̬͔̖̣̲̩͉̗͎̭͎̪̗̍̑̏̍̍̇̔̄̔̎́̓̿͒͊͌̋̃͒͗̂̌̊̈́́͛̓͘͘̕̚ͅb̸̢̼͇̩̹̭͉̜̜̝͕̺̯͓͉͔͇̝͕̳͙͖̣̦̟͈̱͔͈̣̠̩̙͗̾̍͊̉̓͗̃̈́̿̍̀͑̆̊̎̈́̀̐͋̂̊͌̈́̋̋̈́͛̅͊̈́͒̾͘̚̕̕̚͜͠͝ͅͅr̶̢̧̧̧̧̨̛̩̩̖̻̮̞̦̰͓̫͈̰͈̦̝̮̣̳̳̮̦̼͍̗̮̣̩̠̫̃͋̽̍̿̑̏͒͋̈́̔̃̂͑̔̀͑͆̌̈́̂̽͌̂̃̋̌̒̂̌̓̈͘̕̕͜͠ͅę̵̖͕͓̣͍̭͓͍͍̻̘̦̳̣̘̪̤̭͚̮̩̣̺̟̦͈̘̥̟̲͔̙̼͎͚̀͗̌͑̎̄̾̆̍̔̓̇̀͛̎̌̒͑̇̇͜͜͠ả̶̢̧̡̢̛̯̝͚̙̟̯͔̯͙̦̯̭̳͔̹̘̜̲̰̺̘͉̳̘͍̮̼͔̪̤͕̣͂̋̌́̇̊̀̏̈́̕͘͜͜͝ͅͅk̵̢̨̨̧̢̧̧̛͈̯̻̫̝͇͍̞̤͚̯̫̼̲̝̭͕̥̭̙̟̥̯̣͖̖̗̫͍̠̝̹͍̗̼͓͖͓̺̙͐̈̃̓͌͊̈́͆͑͐̉͗͑̕̚̕͠ͅͅ ̵̛̰̫̗̼̱̜͍̫̖̩͎͍́͛͌̔̔̐̿̋̉̄̐̐͑̋̈́̍̃͠t̷̢̢̺̬̫̰̩̳̖̬͚̺̯̲̱̦̬͙̞̝̜̯̘͇̥͙̣̟̟͍̥͉̣̞͕̦̻͔͂̒́̆̈́̔ͅh̷̛̝̥̊̿̏̇̀̊͌̓̊̉͆͑̀̈̾͒̒̂̋͊̋̌̃̐̎̈́́̃̈̈́̈́̈́̓̇͆̿̂͘͝͝e̸̡͖̹̹͎͚͍̣̠̞̟͇̩̪͙͍̞̹̳͙̠͍͎͖͚̭̩̝̭̙̼̗̤̳̗͜͠ ̵̨̢̘̮̘̻̖̬̬͕̜͚̞̠̭̗̼͍̝̙̙̫͖͇͈͕̝̞͔͉͉̭̎̋̅̂̈́̒͐̓͑̿̉̽̈́̋͑̇̑̀̓́̔̐̿̃̒̊̔̉̊͊͜͜ͅm̵̢̧̢̧̛͚̺̘̣̩̥̗̜̤̪̖̠̲̫̬̳̰͙͙͕̭͎̜̩̲̘̙̦̺̤̙̱̯͐̇͆̏͒̋̔͐͂̀̂͛͛͌̑̔͆̅̂́́̊̆̌͒͗̎̉̃̈̕̚͘͜͜͠͝͝ͅͅa̵̬̥͕̲̠͊̋̈́͆̂̕͝t̴̢̛̜̣̖̰͈̮̪͇̲̜̟̙͠ͅr̶̨̧̢̟̙̳͇̙̹͙̮̳͈͇͙̞̩̫̼̣̱̮͙͉̯̱̠̭̱̘͔̟̤͚͉͎͙͓͌̍͋͌̔̋̒͂̋̒̍̀̀͂̏̐̅̈́̈́̏̃̒̕̚͝͝ͅͅḭ̸̼̜͎̣̐͆́̋̎̾͗̒͋̔́̄̚̚͝x̷̧̨̧̙̦̖͍̝̰̮̰̩̗̺͕̜̙̹̰̻̭̳̩͉̤̼̝̭̣̟̘͉̳͉̝̱̮͛̆͂́̇̋͗̓̎̃̔̊̓͒͊̋̋̏͋̈̈̀͌̇͋͗̈́̈̚̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅ.̷̡̝͕̲͇̙̼̱̣̩͓̂̑̿͑͋͂́͑͗͋̌̿͌͐̋́͊͂̽̑̊͆̃͊́̊͗̃̄̎͐̏̀̆̕̕̚͘̚͝͠ ̴̧̧̡̯͍̯͔̠͓̤͈̤̘̳̺̻̞͍̱͎͈̟͊́͠


I wish for my very own TARDIS =D




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Megan February 7th, 2023 9:21 PM

Granted, but it's very peculiar about its owner and ends up ditching you on a desert planet in the distant future!

I wish for a three course meal!

Blobkyu February 8th, 2023 5:17 AM

Granted, but it’s gonna taste like the food that you most hate

I wish to be a better GOD for human and pokemon :3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmega (Post 10602404)
wait but if you’re a god why don’t you just grant your wish yourself?
Granted! You’re the most powerful “god”, but you’re not the most powerful GOD, and now all GODS are mad at your high ego and thirst for power, so they ban you to the shadow realm!

I wish I didn’t have schoolwork all the time.

Unfortunately I can’t grant wishes to myself

ReKoil February 8th, 2023 11:12 AM

Granted, you can now only act in their benefit and your own desires and wishes are completely ignored. =D

I wish PC would actually work on a better slogan 😏 😙

Cosmega February 8th, 2023 3:08 PM

Granted, now, at the PC headquarters, the PokéManagers of PokéCommunity will come up with a better slogan… eventually! :D

I wish I could solve plot holes on my imaginary story

Megan February 8th, 2023 9:12 PM

Granted, but as your story evolves it becomes harder and harder requiring you more and more time and effort up until you have to ask yourself if it's even worth it.

I wish I had a coin.

Cosmega February 9th, 2023 3:01 AM

Granted! You get a coin from a currency that doesn’t exist, so it has no market value!

I wish I could draw perfect circles with ease

Blobkyu February 9th, 2023 5:28 AM

Granted, but now the world turn into a Minecraft world so you are considered a wizard so everyone kills you

I wish I came up with better replies

ReKoil February 9th, 2023 8:43 AM

Granted, but they are so good that the mods consider you to be too powerful and they edit them back your original style =D

I wish my line-work was better when drawing.

Megan February 9th, 2023 9:19 PM

Granted, but I hate you now because you're better than me! Dx

I wish I had enough motivation to actually properly have a hobby...

Cosmega February 10th, 2023 2:06 AM

Granted! You get motivated to have your favourite hobby… unfortunately, the only hobbies available were ones that you hated.

I wish I could fix my sleep schedule…

Blobkyu February 10th, 2023 2:19 AM

Granted, but now you will wake late every day, since you get late every time, no one likes you >:3

I wish for a new super power

ReKoil February 10th, 2023 9:01 AM

Granted, you will never ever have a flat tire again! Unfortunately any bed you now sleep in becomes as flat as a pancake instead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wish I could bake delicious cakes =3

Megan February 11th, 2023 1:59 AM

Granted, but they look really ugly and seem to have a life of their own.

I wish for a bottle of fries.

Cosmega February 12th, 2023 5:30 PM

That could be granted, but, unfortunately, the genie that you asked your wish was British, so they did not know what you were talking about, therefore, could not grant your wish.

I wish could remember the things I had to do better

ReKoil February 13th, 2023 3:40 AM

Granted, you can remember all your obligations flawlessly now....
.... too bad you no longer have any =\

I wish for a vacation home.

Megan February 13th, 2023 9:30 PM

Granted, but it's right in the middle of a desert!

I wish for some pretzels!

moon March 22nd, 2023 7:22 AM

Granted, but you have to venture into said desert to pick then up.

I wish for the very softest bed!

Cosmega March 22nd, 2023 11:02 AM

Granted! Now you are made of the hardest and roughest material on the universe! That makes your bed softer in comparison.

I wish I always had motivation to do what I want

ReKoil March 22nd, 2023 11:09 AM

Granted! You now have the motivation to raise that baby rice bowl into a beautiful rice pool! =D

I wish to be more in shape =D

VisionofMilotic March 22nd, 2023 12:37 PM

Granted, you will be more in shape... triangle-shaped.

https://i.postimg.cc/xTSJLt7j/7459.png

I wish for straight, pearly white teeth like a movie star.

Cosmega March 22nd, 2023 3:54 PM

Granted! But now, every time you smile, people who look get blind by teeth whiteness.

I wish I was more productive

Megan March 22nd, 2023 9:12 PM

Granted, but your hustle doesn't come with more success; only more work.

I wish for more time for myself.

ReKoil March 23rd, 2023 10:23 AM

Granted, however every minute you spend doing something for yourself is taken from someone else's lifespan. 😈

I wish for even tastier vegetarian products =D

Alex_Among_Foxes April 24th, 2023 9:17 PM

Granted, only now vegetarian food is so good, even non-vegetarians are only eating it. Now there's none left on the shelves for you! Oh no!
(and what little is there is 4X the price! 😧)

I wish that whenever I think about someone, I could hear their thoughts.

Cosmega April 25th, 2023 1:54 AM

Granted, BUUUUT they can also read YOUR thoughts

I wish I could finish things in time.

ReKoil April 25th, 2023 10:03 AM

Granted, but everything you finish now has errors in it =\

I wish for an infinite ice cream bowl akin to Cosmega's rice bowl =D

Megan April 25th, 2023 8:00 PM

Granted, but it's so permanent it freezes everything in its vicinity.

I wish for good drawing skills.

Cosmega April 26th, 2023 4:43 AM

Granted! You can draw everything you want with max precision and accuracy… except hands.

I wish for less assignments please… :D

ReKoil April 26th, 2023 8:39 AM

Granted, your teachers or boss now just straight up flunk you at random times. They'll have to kick you out of school/the company soon if you keep up under-performing like this >=(

I wish for everyone on PC to be happy =D


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