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Granted, but now they keep slipping away and you have to run after them!
I wish for free public transport. |
Granted it's all free but it only goes one way...
I wish the roads weren't going to be so Icy |
Granted, but they are filled with snow so they have to shut down! Good luck shopping for Christmas gifts!
I wish I could go to the Comic Con held a few days ago. |
Granted, but the time machine now traps you in an endless cycle meaning you have to visit it every day!
I wish all clothing I bought would always fit. |
Granted; it fits, but is horribly uncomfortable.... and you can no longer take it off.
I wish clothing would last longer before being worn down. |
Granted! It never wears down... as long as you never put it on!
I wish I could teleport in and out of my clothes! Some of my dresses are quite complicated to put on! |
Granted, but you randomly keep teleporting out of them at the worst times!
I wish for a better work-life balance. |
Granted! Unfortunately though, for those two to be balanced, sleep is not in your schedule anymore.
Speaking of sleep, I wish that I had the ability to fall asleep whenever I want. |
Granted, you can fall asleep whenever you want, but only by lying on your belly in your own bed. You can't sleep anywhere else.
I wish for a longer fleece blanket. |
Granted, but it keeps growing the longer you use it.
I wish for good eye sight! |
Granted! You have a great eyesight now, though now you’re a cyclops.
I wish I wasnt so indecisive. |
Granted! You no longer have free will, and are free from the burden of making decisions.
I wish my cat would stop sitting in my cactus. |
Granted, but your cat got prickled in the derriere so hard it ran away ;(
I wish to be by a moonlit stream |
Granted, just don't mind the factory near it pumping in its waste.
I wish for some Pokemon Cards! |
Granted, but it's probably better you don't have their legitimacy checked 😉
I wish for earplugs. |
Granted, but they're used ones...
I wish it was 2012 |
Granted, but I'll hate you for it! :(
I wish for a giant Kirby Plush! |
Granted, but anyone who lies within it's mouth disappears... 😱
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I wish for someone else to decorate my Christmas tree so I don't have to 😇 |
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I wish that people weren't cruel to animals. |
Granted, but now they're more violent against children. :(
I wish for a broom that allows me to get rid of all the worries and troubles I have. |
Granted, but someone else needs to whack you on the head with it for it to work.
I wish for a white Christmas. |
Granted but it snows 366 days a year now, even on non-leap years!
I wish to be of value to society. |
Granted, but nothing really changes. And it leaves you to wonder why! :P
I wish for my own home. |
Granted... you can even carry it around with you!
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Might be a tight fit though. I wish people were nicer. |
Granted, now the world is just you and your clones!
I wish for a good 2023 for everyone! |
Granted, but good is subjective and measures itself to the worst experience the respective person has had in their life so far.
I wish for the world to get a break with no catastrophes next year. |
Granted, but our planet literally breaks in two on January first the year after 😇
I wish my cat would lie on my lap every now and then =\ |
Granted, your cat is now sitting on your lap. But now, you may never get up ever again :>
the classic cat curse… I wish I could travel around the world. |
Granted, but you got no map and only a broken bicycle.
I wish for my eyes not to hurt. |
Granted, but now your nose won't stop running. Ever.
I wish my room was bigger. |
Granted. It is bigger in the inside now, but will never stop teleporting through space and time!
I wish I had no nose! |
Granted, but now you breathe with your hands, and thus you cannot hold a mouse, wear gloves, hold anything, hit anything...
I wish I could stare at people to scare them. |
Granted, but now you're all alone because everyone avoids you!
I wish I had a fun idea for a website! |
Granted, but turns out someone else already though of it too and patented it =\
I wish my laptop's keyboard would still work properly. |
Granted, but now your keyboard’s laptop doesn’t work properly.
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I wish it wasn’t so cold in here without needing to be too hot. |
Granted, but now temperatures flip around!
I wish I knew what I'm doing! |
Granted! But now you don’t know what to do.
I wish I could wake up early. |
Granted, you now have a built in alarm clock set to 3 AM that won't shut off until you head to work/school. Better go to bed on time!
I wish for a lifesize Glaceon plush. |
Granted, but GF now accidentally swaps its size with Wailord's!
I wish I had free electricity for all eternity! |
Granted. You are now a living battery!
I wish I was a 00 agent! |
Granted, but no matter what you do; your missions will always fail and trigger the end of the world, turning it into a desolate land. 😈
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I wish Gardevoir would give up on trying to end the world 😙 😉 |
Granted, but now she can't protect people with Black Holes anymore. And boy is she pissed about it!
I wish for something positive to happen. |
Granted! An atom lost an electron and is now positive!
I wish for the world to stop needing to be saved so often! |
Granted. The world spontaneously goes kuh-boom. If there's no world it doesn't need to be saved =D
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I wish for my cat to get along with other cats. |
Granted, but it now spends way more time with them than with you; making you jealous.
I wish for good health. |
Granted. Good health and immorality. I hope your ready to live forever.
I wish to be intelligent. |
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I wish I had more money |
Granted, you find a coin on the ground! :D
I wish for my own private plane! |
Granted! It's all yours!
Display it proudly! =D Spoiler:
I wish for a Glaceon statue =D |
Granted, but it is made of ice and is melting!
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I wish I had a luxury bag |
Granted, but it's previous owner really wants it bag! :P
I wish for snow! |
Granted! Enjoy that two month long blizzard!
I wish I could understand every language. |
Granted, but you can no longer communicate by any other means than drawing objects with pencil and paper... hope you still know how to =D
I wish for an isekai that doesn't become a harem as it progresses. |
Granted, but it gets canceled before the second season!
I wish for a big light bulb! |
Granted! You get the Sun.
I wish I was more focused |
Granted, you can now focus on something so well you no longer notice anything else... such as that bowl of rice being past it's best by date....
I wish for comfier shoes. |
Granted, but they're attached to the rest of the fur-suite!
I wish for a portable bed! |
Granted, you get a small bed that fits in your pocket, but it has the same weight as a normal bed!
I wish I wasn’t so hungry all the time. |
.... just eat the rice bowl already then! 😤
Granted, you now only feel hungry during a full moon.... and you appear to have developed a strange appetite... 😈 I wish to put people's frowns upside down! |
Granted, gravity control you get! Just make sure to not uveruse it! :D
I wish for a big sandwich! |
The sandwich is so big that its gravitational field pulls the earth out of its orbit and flings it into deep space.
I wish to find a shiny Pokemon tomorrow! |
Granted, a shiny Komala will appear at some point, but due to how similar it is you pass it by without noticing and it unloads =\
I wish to be able to resist the temptation of chocolate better and not immediately eat any I have >.> |
Granted! You can no longer eat chocolate.
I wish I had more vacation days. |
Granted, but your coworkers have to work overtime for you!
I wish I would cook something interesting for myself. |
Granted, you can now cook haggis.... enjoy! 😉
I wish for a device that can control the weather so that I can make it rain when I'm not outside =D |
Oh. Someone is calling me from the mortal world. It looks like a human… no wait is a pokemon!
So you wish for a device that can control the weather. Ok, granted, but your every time you use the device, you will be teleported to the outside. As a powerful “god” I wish to be the MOST powerful “god” in this universe! |
wait but if you’re a god why don’t you just grant your wish yourself?
Granted! You’re the most powerful “god”, but you’re not the most powerful GOD, and now all GODS are mad at your high ego and thirst for power, so they ban you to the shadow realm! I wish I didn’t have schoolwork all the time. |
Granted. I have decided to expel you from your school.
I wish that I had a luxury car |
Granted, you are blessed with a massive SUV. It's super effective against kids AND the environment, as well! :D
I wish I had a new hammer! |
Granted! As time passes and your old hammer starts decaying, new parts appear where the weapon was previously damaged, then, one day, all of the parts of your hammer are different from when it was before. If that’s an entire brand-new hammer, that’s for you to decide.
I wish I could solve paradoxes |
Granted, but ė̷͈̹ā̵̲c̸̡̪̔̐ḥ̶͚͐͠ ̶̯̮̌t̵̳̰͊î̸̬̮̽ḿ̵̧ḛ̵̖͝ ̶͍̈y̵̡̢̛̬̞͇͋͆̀̕͘͝ô̷̭̌͂̇͠͝ų̴̌̈́̽̔̌̀͛ ̵̳̣̥̙̲̾̇̕̚͘s̸̪͕̈́̒̑̊̐͘͝ǫ̶̰͔̯̼̏̈́l̵͔̩͇̈́́̈́̃̈́͠ͅv̷͕̯̄͐̃̕̚͝ę̶͉̠̅̋ ̵̧̝͖̻̝̘̺̗͕̮̅́̏̆̀͗̚͝ọ̶͓̟͔̩̦̋͛͝ͅn̸̡̢̟̪͇͉͚͍̫̩̼̟̥̦̩̫̈͊̽̍̒̓̐̂͒̾́̍̅̓͆͠ȩ̴͔̺̱͓͔̪̉̍̅̀̀̌͜ ̶̼͕͍͍̭̤̞̮͎̀̎̉͂̋̔͗͒̾͘ṱ̶̛̻̠̮̟͎̭̂̐̄̌͐͋͛͜h̸̨̡̛͖͓̘̾̾͒́͊̄̈́̒̿̔͝e̷̢̛͕͔̹̬͕͖̽̊͊̐̉́̒̕ ̸̨̦̭͓̤͓͔̆̂̈́̀w̵̡̛̗̖͇̭͈͎̯̄̒̒̅̿̽̏̄͗̄̐̕̕͝͝o̸͖̐̄͒̈́ͅŗ̸̦͕̣͕̮͈̦̲̜͑̒ļ̶̤̠̤̮̱͔̺̤̳͍̤̀͒̓̓̂̓͒͋̍̇̏̊̉͋̕͜͠ͅd̵̨̧̥̝̭͚̻̹̗̪̦̟̦͈̩͕̏͆̿͊́̾̃͑̀͆͌͝͠ ̴̧̛͍̼̜̰͓̬͓̯̮̲͔̣̬̜͕͔͙̞̳͇͍̺̻̽̋̾̑́͗͋͑͂̐̚͘͝ͅg̸̢̡̢̙͙̰̳̺̘̞̜͖͎̞̲̞͚̞͋̉̏͒̆̂͗̾̾̕̚͜͜ë̴̤̰͔͙̞̲͙̤̤̆̎̐̈̅ẗ̴̨̡̧͓̰̱̯͎͖̯͈͍̹̙̺̲̝̰̰̮͙͙̯́̀̆̀̿͛̋̀́̀͆̓̈́̒̍͆̑͑̕̚̕͜͝͝ş̷͉͕̖̤͐͆̈́͂́̌̄ ̴̡͓͕͎̗͇͈͕̟̟͕͉̘̦̳̝̺͇̹̮̱͈͔̜̾̓̓̍̈́́̒͒͗͒͘͜m̵̡̱̾͐́̇̅̀̅̓͂̅̽́̏͂̃̃̈́̓̈͂̋̚͝o̴̡̡̡̨͇̮͚̞̝͖̥̟̹̭̪̗̣͍͈̻̬̊̽̀͛̒̅̌̽͑͘͜͝ͅr̷̡̥͎̩̖̤̖̮͇̥̱̱̬̥̝͓̥̩̻͎̈́̔̎̔́̇́͛͂̽̉͊̑̀̚̕͜͝͝ͅͅè̴̡̡̢̢̛͎̮̺͕͎̼͈̜͔͇̫̲̦͈̻͓̺̱̺͒͐͒͜ ̷̡̛̭͉̗̖͎̫̟̘̟̫̲̎͛̏̑̇̊̏̇̚ͅä̷̻͎̘̠́̈́́̏̑͐̂̆̔̃̒̌͌ǹ̷͔̠̯̻͕̫͎͕̬̠̜̹̖̤̫̤̝̻̱̳͑ͅď̴̯̰̯̿̔̿͑͆̈̀̔̽̐͛̋̍́̕̕ ̶̨̧̦̦̙̖͚̖̙̈́͒͒̍͑͌͜͝m̷̢̡̼̫͓̥̣̫̙̭͑͒̾̇́̔̐̌̚̚͜͠ͅö̷̡̧̗͇̭̙̼̰͎̯̻̙̣͓͔̖̳̞̹̥̫͎̎͊͛͋̌̑̈r̸͕̻̲͓̝̜̯͉̦̥͖͙̯̣̝̥̱̺͎̒̈́͋̈́͌̐̅̽̊͌̐̊́̇͝e̷̡̢̧̳̬͙̲̖̺͎̮̗̭̼͍͈̰̙͇̺̻̣̤͊̇͂̂̔̂̎͌̓͂̕̚͜ d̷̡̢̢̛͙̘͓͈̳̘̫̟̲̺̣̪̞̭͉̝̮͖̤̙͎̠̬͕̯͙̟̦̭̀͋̈́̈͐̅̽̅̾̇̓͂͛̔̌̔̏́̄͜͠͠ĭ̴̡̢̧̛̫̳̗̟̝̙̪̫̝̪̘̮͎̼̪̗͎̲͊͛͐͑̃̾̀̀̓͛͘͜͠s̶̨̘̲̱̯͉̗͚̝͖̝̘͉͉̜̱͔̩̘̻͛͛͊̾̀̍̀t̴̲̯̟͈͓̮̮͛͐̊̓́̐̂̅̔̾̓ō̴̢̧͈̦̪̖͍̮̻͕͔͇͚͎̥͕̜̳̥̙̳͜ͅr̸̖̣̻͇̟̺̮̹̩͎̦̲̗͇͈̺̜̙͔̱̈́̿̊̅͛̈́̀͒̍̀̿̉̀̂̆̈́̐̿̂͌͜͠͠t̵̠̹̰̭̝̩͙̳͕͇̞̟̞̞̄̀̇̀̓̍̇͌̀̋̎̾̂̕͝͝ė̶̡̹̰̪̬͍̿d̶͙̩̞͈̦̺͉̗̗̯͍̠̹͚̞̍͆̓͛̐̾͘͜ ̶̨̡̛͎̰̰̮͖̼̦͖̳̭͓̻̣̬̯͉̗͙̰̝̥͕̗͖̭̤͙͇̈́͊̊͆̂́͌̊͗̃̒̈́̋̄̃̈͐͆̓͆̕͜͝ṷ̴̡̨͕̞͕͎̞͇͎̫̼͎͙͚̮͉̼̪͓̯͓̻̳̙̟͉̫̳̲̗̜͈͇͗̎͗̏̆̂̂̑̓́̈̉̎͆̿̕͘͜͝͝n̴̥̲̗͈̲̮̳̻̻̾́͗̎́̓̓͛̎̀̈́͌͒͛͋t̶̡̨̼̻̻͓̣̩̮͔̦̳̱̝͕̼͂́̌̐́̄̈́̋̔̀͑͂̐̓͒͗́͆̈́̈͜͠į̸̛̤͙̳̳̱̳͚͎͈̒̓̑̽̽̑́͋̔͑̈́̈́̅͛͒͌̎͂̊͛̓͝͝l̷̡̧̧̡̛͕̬̠̙̙͙͕̣̗̻̤͇̪̹̣̰̯̲͍̬̙̰̜̞̹̱͇̀̉̇̈͒̈́̄̽̆̈̋̀̔̄̑͌̌̕͝ ̵̡̛̞̗̼̺̗̩̺̫̣̪̲͚͇̪̟̥̰͕͔̗̼̳̙̦͎̏̀̋͗̈̅̈̽̔̆̀̾̃̆́͂͒̆̎̒̉͘̕͜͜͠͝ę̶̛̗̦͙̬̲̭̦̪̬̲̱̫̗̈́͋͗̍̂̈͆̑̓͋͊͋̀͊͆͊͑̈́́̀̽̈́̏̈́̇͗͒̃̕̕͜ͅͅv̷̨̡̦̾̌̀̈̚͝͝ę̵̧̳̬͕̹͇̬͚͔̺̪̳̼͓͎̦͚͚̯̯̯̤̝̠̲͔̟̽ͅn̸̺̪͔̑̀̀̽̈́̈́̋̔̏͂͒̎͊̂̌̈́̀̒͂̒͑͂͊̀͗͂̌̏̒̕t̸̡̧̟͚̯̭̻̣̪̜͍̯̠̙͔͙͕̯͕͕̥̖̪͇̭͉͖̣̳͑̑̏̽̑̋̽̀̏͛͌͛̊͂̉͌̄̔̚̚͜ủ̷̡̡̻̪̻͕̖̉͂̆̈́͒̌̈́̓̏̐͐͒̈́͂͝͝a̶̢̡̢̡͓͎̝͕̰̙̬̭̳̖͎̣̫̘͎̣͉͇̮͊̀́̉̈̓̋̐̀͌̏͒̂̂͠͠ļ̸̢͖̲͓̯̩̼͉̖͙̮̱̯̥̹̥̹̮̗̓̎͒̆̌̄͋̈́̇̚̚͜͠l̵̢͔͇̮̺͈͈͚͎̲̺̼̺̗̟̻̙̟̱̠̯͊̓͌̎̈́̾́͋̈́̿̋̑̽̅̀̂̊́̈́̍̌̊̂̆̂̌̈́͂̄͋̄͑̍͝͝͠ͅy̴̛̱̆̅̋̐̃̓̃̎̌̀̍͆̓̕͝͝ ̸̯͈̗̱͈̣̳̥̘̪͉͚͇͍̲̳̗͇̙͈̙̫̩̳̈́͌̆̂̈͒͒̆̽̉͌̍̓̽͛̈̋̆̆͂̓͋̋̽͋̈́́͆̾̉̉̆̈́͂̑̇̀̔̆̆̇͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅy̸̡̢̡̡̡̙͈͍͙̠̬̟͍̥̠͎̗̱̫̜̗̻̥̘͇̰̝͕̤̻͙͈̼̻͓̘̱͎̯̙̯̲̐̽̀͂̓͐̾̉͘̚͜ͅͅō̷͍̞̝̼͔̂͐͗͑̄̓̐̉̈́̈́̽̓̐͂̑́̀̓̄̐̄̉͌͘͘̚̕͠͝ų̸̧̨̨̢̨̼̥͉̜̙͙͙͕͓͔͇͓͙͎̖͖͎̲̦̺͓̹̬̘̮̹̮̮̺̘̲̹͔̥̪̦͚͈̬͉̦́̎͋͂͂́̑̈̌͌͂̋͆͌̈͑̄͛̾͗͛̊͋͊̆̏̓̿̓͋͊̚͘͝͝ ̸̨̢̢̛͉͖̯͈̭͚̞̦̳̞̼̱̦̻͔͇̠̜̜͕͖̹̬̜̞̯̥̤͚̜̙̗̯̬͔̖̣̲̩͉̗͎̭͎̪̗̍̑̏̍̍̇̔̄̔̎́̓̿͒͊͌̋̃͒͗̂̌̊̈́́͛̓͘͘̕̚ͅb̸̢̼͇̩̹̭͉̜̜̝͕̺̯͓͉͔͇̝͕̳͙͖̣̦̟͈̱͔͈̣̠̩̙͗̾̍͊̉̓͗̃̈́̿̍̀͑̆̊̎̈́̀̐͋̂̊͌̈́̋̋̈́͛̅͊̈́͒̾͘̚̕̕̚͜͠͝ͅͅr̶̢̧̧̧̧̨̛̩̩̖̻̮̞̦̰͓̫͈̰͈̦̝̮̣̳̳̮̦̼͍̗̮̣̩̠̫̃͋̽̍̿̑̏͒͋̈́̔̃̂͑̔̀͑͆̌̈́̂̽͌̂̃̋̌̒̂̌̓̈͘̕̕͜͠ͅę̵̖͕͓̣͍̭͓͍͍̻̘̦̳̣̘̪̤̭͚̮̩̣̺̟̦͈̘̥̟̲͔̙̼͎͚̀͗̌͑̎̄̾̆̍̔̓̇̀͛̎̌̒͑̇̇͜͜͠ả̶̢̧̡̢̛̯̝͚̙̟̯͔̯͙̦̯̭̳͔̹̘̜̲̰̺̘͉̳̘͍̮̼͔̪̤͕̣͂̋̌́̇̊̀̏̈́̕͘͜͜͝ͅͅk̵̢̨̨̧̢̧̧̛͈̯̻̫̝͇͍̞̤͚̯̫̼̲̝̭͕̥̭̙̟̥̯̣͖̖̗̫͍̠̝̹͍̗̼͓͖͓̺̙͐̈̃̓͌͊̈́͆͑͐̉͗͑̕̚̕͠ͅͅ ̵̛̰̫̗̼̱̜͍̫̖̩͎͍́͛͌̔̔̐̿̋̉̄̐̐͑̋̈́̍̃͠t̷̢̢̺̬̫̰̩̳̖̬͚̺̯̲̱̦̬͙̞̝̜̯̘͇̥͙̣̟̟͍̥͉̣̞͕̦̻͔͂̒́̆̈́̔ͅh̷̛̝̥̊̿̏̇̀̊͌̓̊̉͆͑̀̈̾͒̒̂̋͊̋̌̃̐̎̈́́̃̈̈́̈́̈́̓̇͆̿̂͘͝͝e̸̡͖̹̹͎͚͍̣̠̞̟͇̩̪͙͍̞̹̳͙̠͍͎͖͚̭̩̝̭̙̼̗̤̳̗͜͠ ̵̨̢̘̮̘̻̖̬̬͕̜͚̞̠̭̗̼͍̝̙̙̫͖͇͈͕̝̞͔͉͉̭̎̋̅̂̈́̒͐̓͑̿̉̽̈́̋͑̇̑̀̓́̔̐̿̃̒̊̔̉̊͊͜͜ͅm̵̢̧̢̧̛͚̺̘̣̩̥̗̜̤̪̖̠̲̫̬̳̰͙͙͕̭͎̜̩̲̘̙̦̺̤̙̱̯͐̇͆̏͒̋̔͐͂̀̂͛͛͌̑̔͆̅̂́́̊̆̌͒͗̎̉̃̈̕̚͘͜͜͠͝͝ͅͅa̵̬̥͕̲̠͊̋̈́͆̂̕͝t̴̢̛̜̣̖̰͈̮̪͇̲̜̟̙͠ͅr̶̨̧̢̟̙̳͇̙̹͙̮̳͈͇͙̞̩̫̼̣̱̮͙͉̯̱̠̭̱̘͔̟̤͚͉͎͙͓͌̍͋͌̔̋̒͂̋̒̍̀̀͂̏̐̅̈́̈́̏̃̒̕̚͝͝ͅͅḭ̸̼̜͎̣̐͆́̋̎̾͗̒͋̔́̄̚̚͝x̷̧̨̧̙̦̖͍̝̰̮̰̩̗̺͕̜̙̹̰̻̭̳̩͉̤̼̝̭̣̟̘͉̳͉̝̱̮͛̆͂́̇̋͗̓̎̃̔̊̓͒͊̋̋̏͋̈̈̀͌̇͋͗̈́̈̚̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅ.̷̡̝͕̲͇̙̼̱̣̩͓̂̑̿͑͋͂́͑͗͋̌̿͌͐̋́͊͂̽̑̊͆̃͊́̊͗̃̄̎͐̏̀̆̕̕̚͘̚͝͠ ̴̧̧̡̯͍̯͔̠͓̤͈̤̘̳̺̻̞͍̱͎͈̟͊́͠
I wish for my very own TARDIS =D . |
Granted, but it's very peculiar about its owner and ends up ditching you on a desert planet in the distant future!
I wish for a three course meal! |
Granted, but it’s gonna taste like the food that you most hate
I wish to be a better GOD for human and pokemon :3 Quote:
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Granted, you can now only act in their benefit and your own desires and wishes are completely ignored. =D
I wish PC would actually work on a better slogan 😏 😙 |
Granted, now, at the PC headquarters, the PokéManagers of PokéCommunity will come up with a better slogan… eventually! :D
I wish I could solve plot holes on my imaginary story |
Granted, but as your story evolves it becomes harder and harder requiring you more and more time and effort up until you have to ask yourself if it's even worth it.
I wish I had a coin. |
Granted! You get a coin from a currency that doesn’t exist, so it has no market value!
I wish I could draw perfect circles with ease |
Granted, but now the world turn into a Minecraft world so you are considered a wizard so everyone kills you
I wish I came up with better replies |
Granted, but they are so good that the mods consider you to be too powerful and they edit them back your original style =D
I wish my line-work was better when drawing. |
Granted, but I hate you now because you're better than me! Dx
I wish I had enough motivation to actually properly have a hobby... |
Granted! You get motivated to have your favourite hobby… unfortunately, the only hobbies available were ones that you hated.
I wish I could fix my sleep schedule… |
Granted, but now you will wake late every day, since you get late every time, no one likes you >:3
I wish for a new super power |
Granted, you will never ever have a flat tire again! Unfortunately any bed you now sleep in becomes as flat as a pancake instead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I wish I could bake delicious cakes =3 |
Granted, but they look really ugly and seem to have a life of their own.
I wish for a bottle of fries. |
That could be granted, but, unfortunately, the genie that you asked your wish was British, so they did not know what you were talking about, therefore, could not grant your wish.
I wish could remember the things I had to do better |
Granted, you can remember all your obligations flawlessly now....
.... too bad you no longer have any =\ I wish for a vacation home. |
Granted, but it's right in the middle of a desert!
I wish for some pretzels! |
Granted, but you have to venture into said desert to pick then up.
I wish for the very softest bed! |
Granted! Now you are made of the hardest and roughest material on the universe! That makes your bed softer in comparison.
I wish I always had motivation to do what I want |
Granted! You now have the motivation to raise that baby rice bowl into a beautiful rice pool! =D
I wish to be more in shape =D |
Granted, you will be more in shape... triangle-shaped.
https://i.postimg.cc/xTSJLt7j/7459.png I wish for straight, pearly white teeth like a movie star. |
Granted! But now, every time you smile, people who look get blind by teeth whiteness.
I wish I was more productive |
Granted, but your hustle doesn't come with more success; only more work.
I wish for more time for myself. |
Granted, however every minute you spend doing something for yourself is taken from someone else's lifespan. 😈
I wish for even tastier vegetarian products =D |
Granted, only now vegetarian food is so good, even non-vegetarians are only eating it. Now there's none left on the shelves for you! Oh no!
(and what little is there is 4X the price! 😧) I wish that whenever I think about someone, I could hear their thoughts. |
Granted, BUUUUT they can also read YOUR thoughts
I wish I could finish things in time. |
Granted, but everything you finish now has errors in it =\
I wish for an infinite ice cream bowl akin to Cosmega's rice bowl =D |
Granted, but it's so permanent it freezes everything in its vicinity.
I wish for good drawing skills. |
Granted! You can draw everything you want with max precision and accuracy… except hands.
I wish for less assignments please… :D |
Granted, your teachers or boss now just straight up flunk you at random times. They'll have to kick you out of school/the company soon if you keep up under-performing like this >=(
I wish for everyone on PC to be happy =D |
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