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Sonata January 5th, 2018 3:05 AM

granted, but the littler engine now can

I wish I could talk to ghosts

Mr. Showdown January 5th, 2018 7:13 AM

Granted but now they want you as their leader

I wish for a good tv show

Sonata January 5th, 2018 7:59 AM

granted, but its just good, not great and is narrated by the annoying orange

i wish for a puppy

XNaut January 5th, 2018 11:36 AM

Granted, but the puppy is so bratty, it bites you alot, and urinates on your bed.

I wish my sister lived in the same State as me.

Sonata January 5th, 2018 1:45 PM

granted, but she lives in a grave.

I wish that I could be a kid again

Mr. Showdown January 5th, 2018 3:07 PM

Granted but
A) you are now the opposite gender
B) you lost all of your knowlage and now must start back at 1st grade
C) you must re mature in all three fields

I wish for infinite power

XNaut January 5th, 2018 4:01 PM

Granted, but you get so weak the more you use up your power.

I wish I was flexible.

Sonata January 5th, 2018 7:20 PM

granted, but now you have no bones.

I wish I had a million dollars

XNaut January 5th, 2018 7:47 PM

Granted, but a gold digger is slowly making you lose all your money.

I wish my foot stops hurting.

Sonata January 5th, 2018 7:53 PM

granted, now you no longer have feet.

I wish i could use magic

ZeoStar January 5th, 2018 8:34 PM

Granted, but you have a strict magic overseer who dictates whatever magic you can use, and he also makes you pay an expensive monthly fee.

I wish for a pet hamster

XNaut January 5th, 2018 8:37 PM

Granted, but it dies next week because it's 3 years old and hamsters only live up to 3 years.

I wish I worked in the entertainment business.

Sonata January 5th, 2018 8:56 PM

Granted, but all you do is get people coffee

I wish i had a pair of fuzzy socks

VoltYellow January 5th, 2018 10:13 PM

Granted. They have built in mini tasers
I wish I start earning from tomorrow onwards

Sonata January 5th, 2018 10:36 PM

granted, but you're earning one grain of sand a day

I wish I could be in final fantasy

XNaut January 5th, 2018 11:00 PM

Granted, but you remain as a prisoner for the rest of your life.

I wish my dreams come true.

Sparkin January 6th, 2018 12:25 AM

Granted but your nightmares also became reality

I wish I could teleport

XNaut January 6th, 2018 12:35 AM

Granted, but your body gets weak the more you teleport.

I wish I lived in a nice fancy looking town.

Sonata January 6th, 2018 12:38 AM

granted, but you're the only inhabitant for hundreds of miles

I wish I never had to sleep again

XNaut January 6th, 2018 11:24 AM

Granted, now you have big bags under your eyes and you walk like a zombie.

I wish weapons did not exist.

Sonata January 6th, 2018 12:39 PM

granted, but now everyone has super strength and speed

i wish that i could turn water to wine

XNaut January 6th, 2018 7:09 PM

Granted, but you get sent to jail after being caught.

I wish rosacea did not exist.

HyperMorian January 6th, 2018 9:47 PM

Granted, but you get skin irritation.

I wish my pen couldn't be stolen.

XNaut January 6th, 2018 10:05 PM

Granted, but your pants will get stolen.

I wish the game I ordered is already here.

HyperMorian January 6th, 2018 10:19 PM

Granted, but the game is unplayable.

I wish for a rainbow.

strangerhypno January 6th, 2018 10:30 PM

Granted but the rainbow is on the other side of the world

I wish wizards were real

Sonata January 6th, 2018 11:40 PM

granted but theyre only evil wizards

i wish frogs could sing

VoltYellow January 7th, 2018 3:32 AM

Granted but singing frogs are going to be extinct soon (well that's the sad reality if anything like this happens but NVM)
I wish the touch screens enable us to feel the texture of the pics and etc.

Pure Essence January 7th, 2018 11:29 AM

Granted, and it’s horribly innacurate.
I wish I had an infinite amount of sweet jelly beans

love was when i January 7th, 2018 11:39 AM

Granted but the jelly beans will come in a variety of different flavors and you have a 1/1000 chance of acquiring a jelly bean suitable to your tastes, all others being repulsive.

I wish I could happily live forever after with the person I love.

Sonata January 7th, 2018 11:41 AM

granted, but they no longer love you

i wish i could shapeshift

Pure Essence January 7th, 2018 11:45 AM

Granted, but only into a few specific shapes: DItto, a modern chair, and a big tree.

I wish school didn’t exist

Sonata January 7th, 2018 11:48 AM

granted, but its because a nuclear war has started

i wish that i could play guitar

XNaut January 7th, 2018 12:05 PM

Granted, but no one likes the sound of your playing.

I wish unicorns existed.

Sonata January 7th, 2018 12:10 PM

granted, but they're the kind that eat people

i wish turtles could fly

XNaut January 7th, 2018 12:51 PM

Granted, but they only fly when they are not around humans.

I wish I could play Zoombinis on my new computer.

VoltYellow January 10th, 2018 4:49 AM

Granted but you lost your password of your new computer
I wish that I get money from air (oh yes money means USD)

Sonata January 10th, 2018 5:15 AM

granted, but Mr. Air is really evasive so you have to hunt him down whenever you want more

I wish I could talk to spirits

Pure Essence January 10th, 2018 5:34 AM

Granted, but you die as soon as you do

I wish this wish isn’t corrupted.

ZeoStar January 10th, 2018 11:24 AM

Granted, although the wish wants to be a politician.

I wish to meet Jim Carrey

XNaut January 10th, 2018 12:28 PM

Granted, but he called the cops on you and you died in jail.

I wish people who make rude insults die from choking right after.

malanaphii January 10th, 2018 2:14 PM

granted, but so do the people who were insulted.

i wish my back didn't hurt

XNaut January 10th, 2018 2:44 PM

Granted, you got a back surgery but the doctor had to put snakes inside you and they are biting you while living inside you.

I wish my socks will stop disappearing.

Sonata January 13th, 2018 12:38 AM

granted, but now your other clothes disappear on a more frequent basis

i wish that my headphones worked

Pure Essence January 13th, 2018 1:15 AM

Granted, but nothing that you can hook them up with works.

I wish I knew if I should watch the Digimon anime.(is it good, for real?)

XNaut January 13th, 2018 11:40 AM

Granted but once you start watching Digimon, Pokemon will no longer be of existence to you.

I wish I didn't have stairs.

Mooshgo January 13th, 2018 6:03 PM

Granted but now you can't access the the upper floors or basement of your house.

I wish highschool assignments were easy to complete.

Sonata January 13th, 2018 6:30 PM

granted, but now you're stuck in highschool for the rest of your life doing them on repeat

I wish I had a pet crab

XNaut January 13th, 2018 7:08 PM

Granted, but the crab pinches you, hates being held, and keeps banging on its tank.

I wish physical pain did not exist.

Sonata January 13th, 2018 7:09 PM

granted, but now you experience emotional pain 1000x stronger

I wish that tupac was still alive

XNaut January 13th, 2018 7:33 PM

Granted, but you die in his place.

I wish I had a harp.

Mooshgo January 13th, 2018 7:39 PM

Granted, but it takes up so much space that you have to get rid of your other prized possessions just to keep the harp.

I wish my internet wouldn't slow down at night.

Sonata January 13th, 2018 7:41 PM

granted, but now its always slow

I wish I could eat bacon every day

VoltYellow January 13th, 2018 7:45 PM

Granted but you gain 1kg weight per 1 gram bacon
Choice is yours :p
I wish I was as fast as The Flash

Mooshgo January 13th, 2018 7:48 PM

Granted, but you run so fast that you can't stop yourself to look both ways before crossing the street. And we all know what happens if you don't look both ways.

I wish cancer would be cured.

Sonata January 13th, 2018 7:53 PM

granted, but it creates a more powerful new disease killing people twice as fast

I wish that I could make popcorn from my fingers

Mooshgo January 13th, 2018 8:14 PM

Granted, but you can't stop the production of popcorn so eventually the Earth is flooded in popcorn.

I wish Mars was colonized.

XNaut January 13th, 2018 8:21 PM

Granted, but people die from hypothermia. Mars is considered the coldest planet in the universe.

I wish I was 8 inches taller.

Sonata January 14th, 2018 3:12 PM

granted, but you put on 200 pounds to get to it

I wish my phone battery never died

XNaut January 14th, 2018 3:21 PM

Granted, but your car blew up.

I wish I played in an orchestra.

Sonata January 14th, 2018 3:27 PM

granted, but you play the finger cymbals

i wish I was on a football team

Pure Essence January 14th, 2018 3:40 PM

Granted, but your horrible at it

I wish I could speak fluent French and English and also read them

XNaut January 14th, 2018 4:38 PM

Granted but every minute you talk, a bird comes and pecks you on the head.

I wish I was good at cooking.

Sonata January 14th, 2018 4:50 PM

granted, but now people won't leave you alone about making them food every few hours

I wish I was a drug dealer

ZeoStar January 14th, 2018 5:20 PM

Granted, but you eventually go to prison

I wish for a sketchbook

XNaut January 14th, 2018 5:27 PM

Granted, but you keep returning the sketchbooks you get and you're never satisfied with the sketchbooks you get.

I wish I could float on air.

Sonata January 14th, 2018 6:38 PM

granted, but you're prone to flying away

I wish I could make bad foods taste good again

Mooshgo January 14th, 2018 6:53 PM

Granted, but they taste so good that everything else tastes so bad that they're inedible.

I wish hiking was easier.

XNaut January 14th, 2018 6:59 PM

Granted, but you got kidnapped.

I wish Tubi had some movies I wanted to watch.

Sonata January 14th, 2018 7:09 PM

granted, but now those movies are all that you can watch for the rest of your life.

I wish I could be a great author

XNaut January 14th, 2018 8:31 PM

Granted, but no one likes your books.

I wish the Casting Directors didn't dismiss me at the audition.

Sonata January 14th, 2018 11:52 PM

granted, but now you're an extra in C movies.

I wish I didn't have to use the bathroom

Fritz January 15th, 2018 11:39 AM

Granted, but it's because bathrooms no longer exist

I wish I could choose for myself who the President of the United States is

XNaut January 15th, 2018 1:27 PM

Granted, but the President gets assassinated afterwards.

I wish blended iced teas are healthy.

NathanBros January 19th, 2018 3:56 PM

Granted, but now they taste unacceptable horrible to you.

I wish Trump decided go fishing and resign.

strangerhypno February 27th, 2018 9:19 PM

granted but then crooked Hillary or Kanye West gets elected

I wish all extinct shark species returned to life

XNaut February 27th, 2018 10:20 PM

Granted, but they are rare.

I wish unicorns existed.

TY March 4th, 2018 12:56 PM

granted but they're extremely hostile towards you, welcome to the world of Terraria!

I wish someone asked me out xd

ZeoStar March 4th, 2018 6:06 PM

Granted but the person is married

I wish I could skate like Tony Hawk

XNaut March 4th, 2018 6:49 PM

Granted, but you retire in less than a week.

I wish I was in paradise.

strangerhypno March 5th, 2018 2:46 PM

Granted but now you're stuck in paradise forever

I wish I had boots that granted me super speed

ZeoStar March 5th, 2018 4:30 PM

Granted, but the boots are prone to catching on fire, much like a hoverboard.

I wish I hadn't sliced my finger today.

XNaut March 5th, 2018 4:33 PM

Granted, but you get rewinded back to the last time you hurt yourself.

I wish the alcoholic friend of my mom is not coming today.

strangerhypno March 8th, 2018 1:34 PM

Granted but now twenty clones of her are coming

I wish I could never feel tired

TY March 11th, 2018 5:13 AM

Granted, you are now asleep forever to achieve this

I wish I could walk 500 miles

strangerhypno March 11th, 2018 11:19 AM

Granted but when you use up 500 miles on foot, you can't walk anymore

I wish I could see the stars at night

XNaut March 11th, 2018 12:39 PM

Granted, now you're an outcast.

I wish for warm weather.

TY March 11th, 2018 12:46 PM

Granted, its now 50 degrees Celsius

I wish for a bit of luck

strangerhypno March 11th, 2018 9:05 PM

Granted but it's crap luck

I wish I had a levitating car so I can skip traffic

XNaut March 11th, 2018 9:57 PM

Granted, but your levitating car can hold very little gas and you end up having to go to the gas station every day. Ouch, that's expensive on having to spend money on gas everyday.

I wish I can make cars disappear whenever I need to walk across the street.

TY March 11th, 2018 10:04 PM

Granted, they will fly into the air and crash down seconds later

I wish i could make myself disappear

XNaut March 11th, 2018 10:22 PM

Granted, but everytime you disappear, you lose a part of your body.

i wish to be the fairest of them all.

Lord Flamingo March 12th, 2018 2:57 AM

Granted, but soon enough you realize that there's no actual use on it.

I wish to have the biggest pretzel ever.

TY March 12th, 2018 11:58 AM

granted, but its poisoned so..... yeah

I wish for a date

XNaut March 12th, 2018 12:05 PM

Granted, but your date turns out to be rude and selfish.

I wish to never feel pain again.

strangerhypno March 12th, 2018 12:21 PM

Granted but now you're a robot devoid of physical or emotional pain

I wish unhealthy but tasty food was actually healthy

ZeoStar March 12th, 2018 3:48 PM

Granted, but demand goes up for the healthy tasty foods, making them expensive and hard to obtain.

I wish Jim Henson were alive

forg March 13th, 2018 1:38 PM

Granted! But you will tormented by Jim for the rest of your life.

I wish it snowed.

XNaut March 13th, 2018 1:56 PM

Granted, but you catch a cold from being out in the snow.

I wish relationships did not exist and instead of females giving birth, babies are born from a flower.

ZeoStar March 16th, 2018 3:47 PM

Granted but the flowers become sentient and plan to take over the world

I wish Daylight saving time didn't exist


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