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granted, but the littler engine now can
I wish I could talk to ghosts |
Granted but now they want you as their leader
I wish for a good tv show |
granted, but its just good, not great and is narrated by the annoying orange
i wish for a puppy |
Granted, but the puppy is so bratty, it bites you alot, and urinates on your bed.
I wish my sister lived in the same State as me. |
granted, but she lives in a grave.
I wish that I could be a kid again |
Granted but
A) you are now the opposite gender B) you lost all of your knowlage and now must start back at 1st grade C) you must re mature in all three fields I wish for infinite power |
Granted, but you get so weak the more you use up your power.
I wish I was flexible. |
granted, but now you have no bones.
I wish I had a million dollars |
Granted, but a gold digger is slowly making you lose all your money.
I wish my foot stops hurting. |
granted, now you no longer have feet.
I wish i could use magic |
Granted, but you have a strict magic overseer who dictates whatever magic you can use, and he also makes you pay an expensive monthly fee.
I wish for a pet hamster |
Granted, but it dies next week because it's 3 years old and hamsters only live up to 3 years.
I wish I worked in the entertainment business. |
Granted, but all you do is get people coffee
I wish i had a pair of fuzzy socks |
Granted. They have built in mini tasers
I wish I start earning from tomorrow onwards |
granted, but you're earning one grain of sand a day
I wish I could be in final fantasy |
Granted, but you remain as a prisoner for the rest of your life.
I wish my dreams come true. |
Granted but your nightmares also became reality
I wish I could teleport |
Granted, but your body gets weak the more you teleport.
I wish I lived in a nice fancy looking town. |
granted, but you're the only inhabitant for hundreds of miles
I wish I never had to sleep again |
Granted, now you have big bags under your eyes and you walk like a zombie.
I wish weapons did not exist. |
granted, but now everyone has super strength and speed
i wish that i could turn water to wine |
Granted, but you get sent to jail after being caught.
I wish rosacea did not exist. |
Granted, but you get skin irritation.
I wish my pen couldn't be stolen. |
Granted, but your pants will get stolen.
I wish the game I ordered is already here. |
Granted, but the game is unplayable.
I wish for a rainbow. |
Granted but the rainbow is on the other side of the world
I wish wizards were real |
granted but theyre only evil wizards
i wish frogs could sing |
Granted but singing frogs are going to be extinct soon (well that's the sad reality if anything like this happens but NVM)
I wish the touch screens enable us to feel the texture of the pics and etc. |
Granted, and it’s horribly innacurate.
I wish I had an infinite amount of sweet jelly beans |
Granted but the jelly beans will come in a variety of different flavors and you have a 1/1000 chance of acquiring a jelly bean suitable to your tastes, all others being repulsive.
I wish I could happily live forever after with the person I love. |
granted, but they no longer love you
i wish i could shapeshift |
Granted, but only into a few specific shapes: DItto, a modern chair, and a big tree.
I wish school didn’t exist |
granted, but its because a nuclear war has started
i wish that i could play guitar |
Granted, but no one likes the sound of your playing.
I wish unicorns existed. |
granted, but they're the kind that eat people
i wish turtles could fly |
Granted, but they only fly when they are not around humans.
I wish I could play Zoombinis on my new computer. |
Granted but you lost your password of your new computer
I wish that I get money from air (oh yes money means USD) |
granted, but Mr. Air is really evasive so you have to hunt him down whenever you want more
I wish I could talk to spirits |
Granted, but you die as soon as you do
I wish this wish isn’t corrupted. |
Granted, although the wish wants to be a politician.
I wish to meet Jim Carrey |
Granted, but he called the cops on you and you died in jail.
I wish people who make rude insults die from choking right after. |
granted, but so do the people who were insulted.
i wish my back didn't hurt |
Granted, you got a back surgery but the doctor had to put snakes inside you and they are biting you while living inside you.
I wish my socks will stop disappearing. |
granted, but now your other clothes disappear on a more frequent basis
i wish that my headphones worked |
Granted, but nothing that you can hook them up with works.
I wish I knew if I should watch the Digimon anime.(is it good, for real?) |
Granted but once you start watching Digimon, Pokemon will no longer be of existence to you.
I wish I didn't have stairs. |
Granted but now you can't access the the upper floors or basement of your house.
I wish highschool assignments were easy to complete. |
granted, but now you're stuck in highschool for the rest of your life doing them on repeat
I wish I had a pet crab |
Granted, but the crab pinches you, hates being held, and keeps banging on its tank.
I wish physical pain did not exist. |
granted, but now you experience emotional pain 1000x stronger
I wish that tupac was still alive |
Granted, but you die in his place.
I wish I had a harp. |
Granted, but it takes up so much space that you have to get rid of your other prized possessions just to keep the harp.
I wish my internet wouldn't slow down at night. |
granted, but now its always slow
I wish I could eat bacon every day |
Granted but you gain 1kg weight per 1 gram bacon
Choice is yours :p I wish I was as fast as The Flash |
Granted, but you run so fast that you can't stop yourself to look both ways before crossing the street. And we all know what happens if you don't look both ways.
I wish cancer would be cured. |
granted, but it creates a more powerful new disease killing people twice as fast
I wish that I could make popcorn from my fingers |
Granted, but you can't stop the production of popcorn so eventually the Earth is flooded in popcorn.
I wish Mars was colonized. |
Granted, but people die from hypothermia. Mars is considered the coldest planet in the universe.
I wish I was 8 inches taller. |
granted, but you put on 200 pounds to get to it
I wish my phone battery never died |
Granted, but your car blew up.
I wish I played in an orchestra. |
granted, but you play the finger cymbals
i wish I was on a football team |
Granted, but your horrible at it
I wish I could speak fluent French and English and also read them |
Granted but every minute you talk, a bird comes and pecks you on the head.
I wish I was good at cooking. |
granted, but now people won't leave you alone about making them food every few hours
I wish I was a drug dealer |
Granted, but you eventually go to prison
I wish for a sketchbook |
Granted, but you keep returning the sketchbooks you get and you're never satisfied with the sketchbooks you get.
I wish I could float on air. |
granted, but you're prone to flying away
I wish I could make bad foods taste good again |
Granted, but they taste so good that everything else tastes so bad that they're inedible.
I wish hiking was easier. |
Granted, but you got kidnapped.
I wish Tubi had some movies I wanted to watch. |
granted, but now those movies are all that you can watch for the rest of your life.
I wish I could be a great author |
Granted, but no one likes your books.
I wish the Casting Directors didn't dismiss me at the audition. |
granted, but now you're an extra in C movies.
I wish I didn't have to use the bathroom |
Granted, but it's because bathrooms no longer exist
I wish I could choose for myself who the President of the United States is |
Granted, but the President gets assassinated afterwards.
I wish blended iced teas are healthy. |
Granted, but now they taste unacceptable horrible to you.
I wish Trump decided go fishing and resign. |
granted but then crooked Hillary or Kanye West gets elected
I wish all extinct shark species returned to life |
Granted, but they are rare.
I wish unicorns existed. |
granted but they're extremely hostile towards you, welcome to the world of Terraria!
I wish someone asked me out xd |
Granted but the person is married
I wish I could skate like Tony Hawk |
Granted, but you retire in less than a week.
I wish I was in paradise. |
Granted but now you're stuck in paradise forever
I wish I had boots that granted me super speed |
Granted, but the boots are prone to catching on fire, much like a hoverboard.
I wish I hadn't sliced my finger today. |
Granted, but you get rewinded back to the last time you hurt yourself.
I wish the alcoholic friend of my mom is not coming today. |
Granted but now twenty clones of her are coming
I wish I could never feel tired |
Granted, you are now asleep forever to achieve this
I wish I could walk 500 miles |
Granted but when you use up 500 miles on foot, you can't walk anymore
I wish I could see the stars at night |
Granted, now you're an outcast.
I wish for warm weather. |
Granted, its now 50 degrees Celsius
I wish for a bit of luck |
Granted but it's crap luck
I wish I had a levitating car so I can skip traffic |
Granted, but your levitating car can hold very little gas and you end up having to go to the gas station every day. Ouch, that's expensive on having to spend money on gas everyday.
I wish I can make cars disappear whenever I need to walk across the street. |
Granted, they will fly into the air and crash down seconds later
I wish i could make myself disappear |
Granted, but everytime you disappear, you lose a part of your body.
i wish to be the fairest of them all. |
Granted, but soon enough you realize that there's no actual use on it.
I wish to have the biggest pretzel ever. |
granted, but its poisoned so..... yeah
I wish for a date |
Granted, but your date turns out to be rude and selfish.
I wish to never feel pain again. |
Granted but now you're a robot devoid of physical or emotional pain
I wish unhealthy but tasty food was actually healthy |
Granted, but demand goes up for the healthy tasty foods, making them expensive and hard to obtain.
I wish Jim Henson were alive |
Granted! But you will tormented by Jim for the rest of your life.
I wish it snowed. |
Granted, but you catch a cold from being out in the snow.
I wish relationships did not exist and instead of females giving birth, babies are born from a flower. |
Granted but the flowers become sentient and plan to take over the world
I wish Daylight saving time didn't exist |
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