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Granted, but it screws up your natural balance so now you can't walk regularly at all without needing them heels (looks like you're taking them to the shower buddy).
I wish I knew how to code on this forum properly so I could have a better looking post flair (the plain orange hurts my gfx fee-fees lmao). |
Granted, but now your post flair looks so amazing that anyone who sees it will have their eyes burn (And eventually go blind) since their eyes can’t handle seeing something so amazing on their screen.
I wish that we would get 2 new eeveelutions next gen! |
Granted. However the 2 new eeveelutions are types that eevee already evolves into.
I wish for the next wish to be my wish. |
Granted, but it's getting live-streamed directly to your boss.
I wish I was better at coding. |
Granted, but you now can't know what you're supposed to code.
I wish that the next legendary in Pokemon is a Bug/Dragon type and is also amazing in battle and design. |
Granted. However the legendary is impossible to catch even with a master ball so no one can catch it or use it.
I wish I never got tired and never needed sleep. |
Granted. You don't need sleep to live, but you still need sleep to function normally.
I wish I could finish thi |
Granted, but now your brain will never STOP expanding, and eventually the entire universe will consist of just your brain, and all planets and galaxies will be destroyed in the process... That is, unless a brave hero named Samus destroys your brain first before it takes over the galaxy!
I wish that I was the new CEO of Nintendo. |
Granted. However as soon as you become CEO Nintendo goes out of business.
I wish I could read the thoughts of animals. |
Granted, but you can't turn it off and it has no distance limit. You'll be forced to hear all animal thoughts throughout the world 24/7.
I wish I had an athlete's body and capabilities. |
Granted. But you now have an IQ of 50.
I wish I could read novels in seconds. |
Granted, but your retention is now 0%.
I wish the next person to post would count to ten. |
Granted. However they counted to 10 in their head so you never heard it.
I wish the average human could live to be 200. |
Granted. World economy suffers hard when the ratio of people being born to people dying goes way out of whack. Overpopulation is even more prevalent now. Good luck to us.
I wish there were only 1 billion people on Earth. There's just way too many of us right now. |
Granted. However all 1 billion people on Earth are Chinese and every other country and it's people are no more.
I wish the last wish never happens. |
Granted, but now you have failed your mission to corrupt it and can no longer be allowed to exist.
I wish I had ant man's powers. |
Granted. But in the process you become a real life ant.
I wish all the ants in the world no longer existed. |
Granted. The balance of nature has been severely disrupted, ant eaters are now starving, and Earth is doomed to fall.
I wish the concept of wishes was actually a real thing. |
Granted. However the corruption is 10x worse now.
I wish there was a Ferrari in my driveway. |
Granted. The $4 million bill is on the car seat btw.
I wish mosquitoes would never bite me, or fly near me at all. |
Granted. But now everyone you love are plagued with mosquitoes.
I wish for corruption. |
Granted. Your country now has the Philippine government. Good luck.
I wish I could wipe my memory so I could play Pokemon Diamond again for the first time. |
Granted. However you remember nothing from your childhood or any of your best memories including who your friends or family are.
I wish it never came to this. |
Granted, but now we don't have the wisdom to prevent it from happening again.
I wish I had a friendly pet koala. |
Granted, but now the population of Koala bears are forever declining.
I wish that gengar was real. |
Granted. But because he is a ghost you can't see him.
I wish I was a black belt in every martial arts possible. |
Granted, but all you ever know how to do is martial arts now. Simple math, social interaction, basic computer skills? Goneski.
I wish I had clear, glowing facial skin. |
granted, but now your clear skin will hidden by an-impossible to cut beard
I wish to become cool like Batman |
Granted, but now you also have the responsibility to protect your city from a bunch of maniacal supervillains every night.
I wish Ash would finally turn 11. |
Granted but the series finally ends then and there.
I wish I could make a Pokemon rom hack, like, super easy. |
Granted. But now you are being sued by the Pokemon Company.
I wish everything to do with gender was reversed as in guys are now girls and girls are guys but they still look the same. |
Granted, but now everyone who wanted it that way changed their mind
I wish I would never have to upgrade my phone again |
Granted, however your phone will upgrade but all the specs will stay the same and eventually it will become slow and laggy.
I wish I could stop biting my nails. |
Granted. Your teeth are now removed so you can't bite anything.
I wish we had new episodes of Gravity Falls. |
Granted, but Alex Hirsch doesn't have time to work on them and the reboot series is a poorly written money grab.
I wish I could eat the perfect cheesecake right now. |
Granted. I licked it everywhere before giving it to you though. Sorry.
I wish I had a free, stable, and unlimited Gigabit internet. |
Granted, but it has an irremovable VPN linked to North Korea so you literally can't access anything.
I wish I had the science knowledge level of Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
Granted, but you're also now just as pedantic and pretentious as he is. Everyone now hates you.
I wish it was colder where I lived so I could finally wear my sweaters and hoodies. |
Granted. However it's so cold you will freeze to death in minutes.
I wish I was born female. |
Granted, but everyone will also be female and genders will stop existing
I wish I could fly |
Granted, but your lungs don't develop to the thinner air in higher altitude and thus you suffocate quickly.
I wish I had a home gym. |
Granted. But it's a Pokemon Gym and since Pokemon don't exist the room serves no point.
I wish Coronavirus didn't exist. |
Granted, but everyone still has to stay in lockdown.
I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time |
Granted, but no one will be frozen along with it, just time itself as a construct.
I wish Disney princesses were real. |
Granted, but they look like regular people now. Nobody believes them when they tell people they're princesses and they are locked up for being insane.
I wish I had some magic beans. |
Granted. The magic is that they dance the conga every now and then and that's it.
I wish I had X-Ray vision. |
Granted, but you can't turn it off and you keep walking into stuff.
I wish I wouldn't get sick of eating chicken nuggets every day. |
Granted, but they'll start tasting awful after the 3rd year. Eating any one food literally everyday would do that to you I feel.
I wish I had a cool high-res wallpaper of Crobat custom made for me. |
Granted, but I make it in microsoft paint and nobody else except me thinks it's cool.
I wish I was a good swimmer |
Granted, but now there is no more beaches or swimming pools or anywhere you can swim for you to swim in.
I wish the next Pokemon game has Maylene in it and she had a cool new design. |
Granted but her gym is locked and you can only see her cool design on a poster cameo.
I wish cats had wings. |
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I wish there were two of me so one could work (clone) and the other would just stay home and relax (me). |
Granted, but much like every cliche clone scene, both of you want to be the relax clone and you fight to the death.
I wish I had perfect vision. |
Granted, but it's now magnified 100x permanently. So now all you can see is people's pores in HD.
I wish my clothes stayed clean forever so I don't have to wash them regularly. |
Granted, but everyone judges you now for not washing your clothes.
I wish I was a guest on the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon |
Granted, but literally no one knows who you are so nobody cheers, ratings tank, and you're told to leave early.
I wish it was impossible for me to procrastinate. |
Granted, but now you can never have leisure time because you're always working.
I wish for nothing. |
Granted. Literally there's nothing now you're just floating in nothing.
I wish I never had to go toilet ever again. |
Granted, but you always have that nagging feeling that you COULD
I wish people didn't give cats such a hard time. |
Granted. But now cats have taken over the world and humans are their slaves.
I wish I could eat a fish. |
Granted, but its got all bones in tact so have fun choking to death.
I wish I had in AC in this room because I long to feel cold for once. |
Granted. However the AC has no temperature limit so it keeps getting colder till you freeze to death.
I wish the person who posts after me has bad luck. |
Granted, but then I pull this out.
https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.789065834.5473/flat,800x800,075,f.u1.jpg Sorry buddy. I wish I had 100k Youtube subs. |
Granted, but they're all inactive bots.
I wish I had 100k active and supportive youtube subs. Checkmate. |
Granted but now you'll suffer from burnout because the demands of perpetually releasing content for their hungry minds overwhelms you.
I wish I could live in Tamriel!! |
Granted but you live with Nazeem.
I wish all fruits would come to life and live alongside humans. |
Granted. However the fruits go rogue and take over the world now all humans are slaves to fruits.
I wish all bad foods tasted good. |
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I wish I'd never get angry and always have a level-head, no matter the situation. |
Granted, but you don't care about anything anymore.
I wish my phone was always at 100% battery. |
Granted but it must always be on a charger.
I wish for super sonic speed |
Granted. But now everything you do no matter what it is, is at supersonic speed. Including talking, walking and any task you do such as driving.
I wish motorbikes were more safer. |
Granted. We'll add 2 extra wheels for stability and a protective frame with easy to unlatch doors and a steering wheel for easier driving and ah shoot I just turned them into cars.
I wish global warming didn't exist and the Earth's completely fine. |
Granted, but people are banished from earth forever so we don't mess it up again.
I wish my headphones would stop breaking |
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Anywho granted. They break permanently one last time so they never have to again. I wish I could be consistent at a passion for once (since I move around a lot; this month it'll be Youtubing, next month it might be being a pro CS player, next next month it might be working on an album, etc.) I just wish I could stick to one and one only. |
Granted, you get a full time job doing whatever you love right now. It's a lifetime contract. You lose complete interest within a month.
I wish I was never unecessarily insecure |
Granted, now you are so secure that you get such a big ego that everyone now hates you.
I wish everyone in the world liked Maylene from Pokemon like I do. |
Granted. Everyone now uses a variation of Maylene pictures as avatars and you're nothing special anymore.
I wish no one disliked/hated me. Ever. |
Granted. However people like you a little too much and everyone wants to spend time with you which drives you crazy.
I wish I never made a spelling mistake or typo ever again. |
Granted. You are now subscribed to the most expensive Grammarly Premium plan and can't ever cancel.
I wish Adobe products weren't subscription based. |
Granted but now it costs as much as a 2 year subscription and after 2 years new products have to be bought and the old products stop working.
I wish 2+2 equalled 5. |
Granted. Math now has to be completely redone. Everyone is mandated to go back to school.
I wish no one was suffering in this world. |
Granted, we're all dead now. (Come on, you set me up for that one)
I wish Pokécommunity had more layout themes |
Granted. However the layouts were done by a 5 year old and look terrible.
I wish the busses and trains were always on time. |
Granted, but the schedules change everyday at completely random.
I wish I could rap as good as Eminem. |
Granted. However you can only rap everything you say now, good luck having a normal conversation with someone.
I wish fingers were toes and toes were fingers. |
Granted. I don't even think I need to corrupt this one. Good luck typing out your next reply.
I wish I was, like, really good at composing music. |
Granted, but you are now deaf and can never appreciate music again.
I wish I knew what the "aster" at the bottom of this website meant. |
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Granted, but now you know too much. A black van is positioned outside your house. There is no point in hiding. I wish I had 1,000 friends on this site. |
Granted. However they are inactive and they never log in.
I wish Ronieverse had 1000 friends on this site. |
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Granted. Ronieverse (whoever that is) now has 1k friends yipee. I wish streaming on Twitch could become my full time job. |
Granted, but you can only stream "Hello Kitty: Big City Dreams" for the DS
I wish my username was the Ronieverse so I could claim those 1,000 friends. |
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Also granted, but you can't ever switch back to Luna Lovegood. She is gone forever. I wish I could stop my ketchup addiction. |
Sorry for spelling your name wrong Roniverse.
Granted. But you are now addicted to whatever you used to cure your ketchup addiction. I wish I never spelt Roniverses name wrong. |
All is forgiven my dear.
Granted, but now you can never spell your own name right. I wish I didn't have diarrhea right now. |
Granted, now you don't have diarrhea but it still feels like you do have it.
I wish my name wasn't Fihgting Type Mastre. |
Granted. It's now set to forum default or something. What's poppin' user_818578!
I wish I knew how Linux worked. |
Granted. Now you forget how everything else works.
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it? |
Granted, but no one gets the reference and I accidentally drop it too.
I wish for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. |
Granted. However before you get to eat it a rival gang shoots at your car.
I wish video games were real. |
Granted. You can buy a real copy of almost any game you want on Amazon. What a waste of a wish.
I wish I could will a great remix of any song I wanted to hear into existence and be able to listen to it. |
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