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Granted. But now the remixes of songs are better than the original and all the original artists no longer get paid. Hope you are happy.
I wish Samurott wasn't vibing 24/7 |
Granted, now it’s only vibing 23/7 instead!
I wish I was a superhero |
Granted! But your only superpower is the ability is to read the minds of jellyfish.
I wish I could animate at Studio Ghibli. |
Granted, but your animations somehow become much better than theirs that you become overloaded with work, leading you to quit the job out of stress.
I wish I could change weather at will. |
Granted, but you can't choose the weather you change to and it's usually unpleasant.
I wish I was asleep. |
Spoiler:
Granted but idk you sleep walk into furniture or something. I wish I could sing! |
Granted, but when you sing everybody falls asleep, just like the Pokémon move
I wish I had a better sleep schedule |
Granted, but now most of your days are spent sleeping with little awake time
I wish I lived closer to the shore |
Granted, but it's a shore of an unhabited area in South Pole.
I wish my back pain is gone |
Granted, but the pain is now felt in every other part of your body
I wish a PS5 turned up at my door for free |
Granted but all the games and accessories that come with it cost excessive amounts of money!
I wish I had a sandwich |
Granted, but the bread is super soggy from sitting in its own sandwich juices. :(
I wish I had a working ceiling fan. |
Granted but it's a literally working ceiling fan and only earns minimum wage
I wish to have another week of vacation :why: |
Granted, but after you work like a slave with no days off until retirement
I wish Florida would have 0 COVID cases so my holiday there can go ahead |
Granted. Florida gets nuked. You can still travel there no prob.
I wish that user Gimmepie was as fabulous as Fabio Lanzoni. |
Granted, but he becomes so fabulous that other celebrities start to get jealous and begin plotting his downfall
I wish the weather was a little cooler around here... |
Granted. It decided to dress up and act like a cool person through mirages.
I wish for an alternative to nuking Florida. |
Granted! Instead of nuking, there’s talking things out!
I wish for world peace~ |
Granted, our world becomes peaceful but it causes a rift to open up to an alternate universe version of our world where there is no peace to balance it
(ok, I guess that sounds a little dark lol) I wish the Earth had two moons instead of one |
Alright, you’ve just blocked us from the sun and now we’re going to freeze to death.
I wish I had the materials to cosplay a fictional character. |
Granted. It's Jabba the Hut.
I wish I had the guts to completely switch to Linux from Windows. |
Granted, but as soon as you switch, both platforms announce that they are completely ending support and they become riddled with bugs and security issues.
I wish I could take a trip around the world! |
Granted. The world crumbles around you and stops where you stand, so you’ve traveled around the existing world.
I wish crime rates went down. |
Granted. Every single law has been abolished, therefore nothing is a crime anymore.
I wish no one starved in the world. |
Granted. Every living creature is dead. No more starvation!
I wish wood didn’t give people splinters. |
Granted. It's now just poisonous to the touch.
I wish for a clean glass of water. |
Granted. It’s the tiniest glass science could produce.
I wish for Italian bread. |
Granted. Shipping's gonna be $400 and it'll arrive in 5 months.
I wish I was satisfied with what I have. |
Granted. Now you can never have anything else, including food and water.
I wish for a fluffy blanket. |
Granted. I found it in the dump and it's damp with raccoon piss.
I wish I had 6 fingers on each hand. |
Granted. I’ll let you figure out the downsides yourself.
I wish my fingers weren’t as long as they are. (; my family makes fun of them |
Granted, but now your toes are 10x as long!
I wish my new car would hurry up and get sorted out :( |
Granted, but now it has more problems after you get it onto the road
I wish I had enough money to get my own apartment |
Granted, but your apartment is situated in the middle of a war zone!
I wish I had another dog |
Granted. It barks 24/7 no matter what you do and the neighbors are this close to killing you.
I wish I didn't find wearing a face mask uncomfortable. |
granted but you won't feel uncomfortable even when you can't breath with the mask on
i wish to be able to time stop |
Granted, but you stop too, so there's really no way to set it back and your universe is perpetually trapped because of you.
I wish I was financially secure even without a job. |
Granted but you can't buy things you like with your money anymore
I wish I had more space in my room |
Granted but you double in size
I wish making roleplay posts took me less time |
Granted but you also have less freetime.
I wish to duel Batman |
Granted but you will paralyze him and he will be bedridden for ever and Joker will wreak havoc.
I wish pokemon were real |
Granted, now they were real at one point but aren’t any longer and no one remembers it!
What? You did say ‘were’ :P I wish I could dig through to the other side of the world |
Granted but you will split the world in two and the Magnetic field will malfunction and the internet will shutdown, and so your Llitwick will no longer survive.
I wish I was an Eagle |
Granted, but Eagle is only your surname, you're still a human.
I wish I could do digital art |
Granted ,but the system will always chrash 1 second before you save, always.
I wish I had the omnitrix |
Granted, but it never works for you and you can never transform into anything!
I wish I could dance |
Granted but the only type of dance you could do is Swan Lake
I wish I was a Superhero with working powers |
Granted, but your arch nemesis ultimately succeeds in destroying you
I wish the bathtub would clean itself |
Granted. It also now doubles your electricity bill.
I wish I had a watch whose battery would never die. |
Granted, but it never tells the right time.
I wish I win this competition I entered for £67,000 |
Granted. They're all discovered to be counterfeit and you're headed to cell block tango land.
I wish I could come up with more cool wish prompts. |
Granted. You can only come up with prompts about cold things.
I wish my schoolwork didn't take forever |
Granted, but now your schoolwork is significantly more difficult.
I wish that Pokemon were real |
Granted. A Scyther cuts your head off clean.
I wish I was financially stable for life. |
Granted, but due to what it took to become financially stable, you've alienated all of your friends and loved ones.
I wish I could move out of the UK. |
Granted but you instead live beneath a bridge in the rainy Germany.
I wish people were nicer to each other. |
Granted, but now all animals are evil.
I wish I could fly like a bird. |
Granted, but birds attack you every time you fly.
I wish I had a better wish |
Granted. You think of a great wish but you already used it up, silly.
I wish my brain had regular/stable serotonin levels like it did in my youth. |
Granted, you are a kid again, but have all the same adult responsibilities
I wish for peace in America |
granted, this is the only safe bubble left as literally everyone else is full on World War 3.
i wish every single thread in PC was active 24/7. |
Granted, its all bots
I wish my switch didn't have joycon drift :( |
granted, the joycon's now completely torn off. no more drifting!
i wish covid never existed |
Granted, but ww3 happened instead
I wish for a fluffy poodle |
Granted, but the poodle's vet bill was $10,000 per visit
I wish for peace and no more unrest in this nation |
Granted. There's a civil war so now you have war and unrest between two nations.
I wish for ice cream. |
granted, but i just picked it up off the ground somewhere. just tack off the dirty bits and you're good.
i wish my teeth were pearly white |
Granted. They're all gone and know you have a pearl denture.
I wish for this wish to not be granted. |
the universe implodes thanks to the paradox you've created. dang it.
i wish the universe was back to normal |
Granted but thanos take over it!
I wish captain America gets young again! |
granted, but we went too far and now he's literally back to being a helpless toddler. since you wished for it, he's your responsibility now Allen :p
i wish i had the motivation to practice guitar... |
Granted, you are obssessed now and all you can think of is playing guitar
I wish I had a donut |
Granted. You had a donut somewhen in your life, you don't have one now.
I wish I didn't have to work, but still get paid. |
Granted. You're given a lifetime paid leave, but in exchange you're paralyzed from the neck down.
I wish I knew how to skateboard |
Granted but while learning it you broke it and that was the last skateboard in the world!
I wish i could work with c418 (a famous musician of different games ) and chainsmokers hugh.................... |
You certainly can, sadly they won't take your contact attempts seriously.
I wish for a penny |
Granted, but you will never see another dollar. This penny is all the money you will make for the rest of your life. Use it wisely.
I wish to inherit a beautiful mansion from an eccentric philanthropist tomorrow. |
Granted... but it's haunted by a ghost that will stop at nothing to make you his bride.
I wish to have the ability to fly amongst the stars. |
Granted. You really should have wished for that to come with thermal protection and an oxygen supply, though.
I wish for a pizza, straight from the oven. |
Granted, although a pizza made from oven parts doesn't sound very tasty.
I wish for the Genie to die, a slow, painful death. |
Granted as soon I finish my next sentence. You're the genie now. Congratulations!
I wish for a glass of drinkable water |
Granted, here's your glass of water straight from the Hudson River. You never clarified whether the water should be good for you, only that it can be ingested.
I wish for a singing telegram to stub her toe on my mailbox. |
She does and subsequently sues you for damages.
I wish the day had 25 hours |
Granted but you have to spend the last hour every day combing Donald Trump's hair.
I wish for a new pair of boots |
granted. all clocks are completely wrong now and will have to be remade.
i wish we had an extra rest day between saturday and sunday |
Granted. You must spend all 24h of that day in bed.
I wish it weren't so hot here. |
Granted. The temperature is permanently in the negatives.
I wish my friend's dog didn't run away |
Granted. The dog has no legs, now it rolls away.
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...i wish i could think of a wish right now
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Granted but that wish was to eat raw celery for every meal. Forever. mwahahahaha
I wish for a denim jacket... |
granted, but it hasn't been washed for the last 2 years
i wish i weren't a forgetful person |
Granted. You remember everything. The mental overload leaves you with severe migraines.
I wish for a Nintendo Switch acquired through legal means. |
granted, but it's DOA and the warranty's nowhere to be found
i wish i were ambidextrous |
Granted, you also have that one disorder where one of your hands has a mind of its own.
I wish I wasn't allergic to dogs |
Granted, but the first one you pet bites your hand off.
I wish for the movie theatres to be open again |
granted, but they're all playing Shrek 3
i wish i didn't have back pains |
Granted, but you will feel pain in every part of your body.
I wish that no one can corrupt my wish. |
Granted. I called my colleague and the two of us combined corrupted your wish.
I wish for a wish |
granted, but uhh, you've already used it up... so...
i wish i could double post on this thread without being banned |
You can, but doing so will wipe the servers clean.
I wish I aced my last exam |
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