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Granted, they figure out you used a wish and you are punished for cheating
I wish for the ability to rewind time |
granted, but it will only keep sending you back to March 17, 2002 for no reason. and you can't go back forward in time either.
i wish i'd be motivated enough right now to finish my tasks... |
Granted. But now you're too tired to actually do them.
I wish for an apple |
Granted. It's rotten beyond belief.
I wish I had another day off of school |
Granted, you're expelled. Now you have a whole year of day offs!
I wish for an ice cube |
granted. it manifests directly into your lungs.
i wish i was an avid reader of books |
Granted but you will remain for it only 3 secs.
I wish I can Become The Happy Blue Face and quit dark assassin skill (I found this name in corrupt tge isername above, but I am in a doubt that would it be corrupted or Purified??) |
Granted. You get colloidal silver poisoning and your face is stuck in a permanent grin.
I wish for a pizza |
granted. i found a slice in the trash just now. here you go.
i wish i had a healthy meal plan for this week |
Granted. Here's your plan, but you only get the plan, you can't have food.
I wish for a cherry blossom tree in my garden that blooms all year. |
Granted. The money needed to create artificial weather and soil conditions for these ruined you financially though.
I wish for a Tamagotchi |
granted, but every exam going forward will be nothing but failures :c
i wish i was earning triple my salary while still doing the same amount of work |
I think you went page diving Roni 😂
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I wish for a new laptop |
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granted, but it's filled with b e a n s i wish i didn't feel embarrassed right now |
Granted but you lose ALL your emotions forever.
I wish to go to Japan |
granted, but you only get to go to either Nagasaki or Hiroshima. and it's 1945 btw.
i wish i had bought google and amazon stock in the late 90s |
Granted, but you sold them at a loss later that day.
I wish mario kart was real |
granted, but blue shells now exist irl and cause massive damage to roads regularly
i wish i was a professional driver |
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i'll grant a wish even though the user above didn't make one, because i'm just that kind of genie. user above now has 7 toes on one foot.
i still wish to be a professional driver tho... |
Granted but your vehicle has a design failure and you end up causing a massive car crash
I wish for a pollution-free boat that allows me to soar the seas |
granted, but it comes with a minor flaw that... makes it sink like a rock after an hour of use. oh well, at least no pollution right?
i wish all the trash in the world got transported light years away into other galaxies. |
granted, but that trash contains unstable virus and bacteria. After interacting with the sun radiation and nuclear waste, they mutate and evolve into sapient beings that hunt mankind to extinction.
I wish cov*d didn't exist |
Granted. The world's gone back to the early 1700s where Small Pox was still a thing.
I wish for a pancake |
granted. i've even prechewed it for you so you just have to swallow it!
i wish i were funny |
Granted. You're funny... looking.
I wish to be able to fly |
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granted, but you can only do so while sustaining a solid C#5. i wish i had begun posting around PC back in 2016 |
Granted. At the time the forum was barren and without form, leaving you to post alone in an empty ghostforum.
I wish it weren't so hot here. |
granted. it's now -400c. might wanna get a jacket.
i wish my eyes weren't hurting right now |
Granted. Everything else hurts now.
I wish that shooting stars actually granted wishes |
granted, but they crash land on earth and decimate a small settlement each time a wish comes true.
i wish my Turtwig plush were a real Turtwig |
Granted but you feed it after midnight, it becomes Torterra, and crushes everything in your house including you.
I wish I could understand animals |
Granted, but your senses get overloaded by so many animals speaking to you and you go insane.
I wish i could read minds |
Granted, but your senses get overloaded by so many people thinking around you and you go insane.
I wish I had a bottle of clean, drinkable water. |
Granted but it tastes like celery juice.
I wish my grass never needed cutting |
Granted, but it constantly smells like expired celery juice.
I wish my room was spotless |
Granted, but you lose all artistic tendencies until you mess it up again.
I wish I had garlic bread. |
Granted, but the garlic is raw and separate from the bread
I wish I had a Nintendo Switch. |
Granted but it doesn't work.
I wish I was shorter |
Granted but now no one can see you
I wish I had a PS5 |
Granted but it's been modded and is banned by Sony.
I wish I was rich |
Granted, you now have the richness of a Black Forest Gâteau
I wish for more snow |
Granted but it's the gross, grey, slushy kind you get on the roads after heavy traffic.
I wish for mew to be real |
granted, Mew manifests whenever you interact with your car. you need to battle it everytime that happens. fun times when you need to go somewhere eh?
i wish i weren't sleepy rn |
Granted. You have 15 minutes before you're sleepy again.
I wish the weather were 10 degrees Celsius cooler than it is right now. |
Granted, and unfortunately the change in relative humidity throws off the weather, causing a great storm that floods you out.
I wish I could play a musical instrument well. |
granted. you are now a professional air guitarist.
i wish i could finish reading books within a day regularly. |
Granted but you enjoy none of them.
I wish for chocolate to have zero calories |
granted. all chocolate has now turned into a gaseous state that you can only consume by smelling.
i wish i had a better table and chair at work ugh |
Granted, but now your chair and table have spiders underneath.
I wish I had a week off from work. |
granted, but they deduct from your salary for every hour you weren't working. don't you just love capitalists?
i wish i had more than just a sandwich for lunch today |
Granted. You get three pizza slices, a bag of Doritos, a cold bottle of pink lemonade, and a strawberry cupcake for dessert. All of which has been opened and sitting out in the hot sun for a month.
I wish for a brand-spanking-new television. |
granted. a 50 inch plasma screen TV is waiting for you to pick it up at an undisclosed Ecuadorian shop. and no they can't offer shipping.
i wish i got a free haircut right now, and that it was a good haircut. |
Granted. Your cat gets an awesome and free haircut.
I wish to see another rocket launch |
granted. you're in the rocket now and no one has a spare space suit. good luck!
i wish i didn't have to put ice cream in the freezer for it to stay cold and delicious |
Granted, but now no one is selling you ice creams.
I wish that everyone lives peacefully. |
Granted, everyone is now a toad. All war ceases because toads cannot do anything.
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I wish to be the neko femboy husbando of everyone here in the PokeCommunity. |
granted, but everyone starts being too demanding of your time that you can't keep up anymore
i wish i were braver |
Granted, but you are now all testosterone and no brains. You die after taking on a grizzly bear at a game of twister.
I wish for a decent night's sleep |
that'd be my preferred way to go
granted, but only if you duct tape your feet to the ceiling and hang upside down like a bat. i wish my room auto cleaned itself every week. |
Granted, but it considers you to be part of the mess and locks you out.
I wish they would stop adding so much sugar to non-dairy milk grrr |
granted, they add beans instead.
i wish i won the lottery |
Granted but money ruins you. Your story is the opposite of scrooge, and you end up a lonely ghost, chained to your own despair for all eternity. Yeah I'm getting help guys, okay?
I wish someone else would do the cooking |
granted. it's a satanic spawn that manifests in your kitchen and it tries to fry your cats.
i wish my computer would stop crashing randomly, especially while i'm working. |
Granted, now it's not random, it's every 30 seconds.
I wish for a moisturiser that actually works 😔 |
granted, but it's $8,000 and you can only find it in an obscure boutique in Abu Dhabi.
i wish i had more time to spam tonight. it's getting late and i still have work tomorrow :c |
Granted, but now your source of spamming has disappeared and you can't spam so it's time wasted
I wish I had more money to be able to cook things I can actually enjoy and stay healthy |
Granted but the money was stolen from a government office. Men in fancy looking suits are here to acquire about it at your door.
I wish I had captain america's shield. |
Granted but the merchant who sold you the shield stole it from the real Capt. America, so you're forced to give the shield back to its original owner.
I wish I could breathe underwater. |
Granted but, now all of the fish and sea life can breathe air and have grown legs and are on land now.
I wish there was no pain and suffering in this world and everyone is happy. |
Granted but the rest of the universe is in permanent pain and suffering to compensate :-(
I wish it wasn't cloudy every time there's a good chance to see the Northern Lights |
granted, skies are clear everytime the Northern Lights come up, but there's no a cloudless hailstorm that manifests.
i wish intergalactic tourism was a thing. |
Granted but, you can only go once a light year on a trip.
I wish I could fly. |
granted, but only while screaming in consistent pitch.
i wish i could hold my breath forever while being underwater |
Granted but, now you have become a fish.
I wish to win the lottery |
Granted. So did millions of other people, so you win about 50 cents.
I wish I dreamed a dream of times gone by. |
Granted, but the tigers come at night, with their voices soft as thunder, as they tear your hope apart, and they turn your dream to shame...
I wish this headache I have had all day would go away. |
Granted, but now you have a lot of heartache, so you live the rest of your life in complete desperation.
I wish i was taller |
Granted but, the whole world around you also got bigger so you're really the same size as before.
I wish that I could change seasons at the snap of my fingers. |
Granted, you can now change between all 4 seasons at will :) ... all 4 seasons of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, and it's now all you can watch ever again.
I wish for less pollution |
granted, the whole world reverts to the Jurassic age and everyone gets eaten by dinosaurs. serves us right tho tbh.
i wish i actually cared enough to capitalize the first letter of every word in my sentences. |
Granted but, now you also capitalize the rest of the letters in every word and people think that you're yelling in forums.
I wish that I was the smartest person in the world. |
GRANTED, BUT YOU LOSE THE ABILITY TO SPEAK, HEAR, AND SEE.
I WISH MY CAPSLOCK KEY WASN'T BROKEN |
Granted, now your shift keys are!
I wish the refuse collectors would actually empty my bins. Tbf to them the roads are covered in snow |
granted, but they also take your bins.
i wish i could clone myself so i could efficiently divide my life workload. |
Granted but, your clones hatch a plan to take over the world and clone an army
I wish that I would never get sick again |
Granted, but every time you're about to get sick, that sickness gets transferred to an elderly loved one. Hope your conscience can handle that!
I wish I could wear a good hat that compliments my head shape. |
Granted, and your now a living breathing swadloon.
I wish earth to be 3 times as big |
Granted but, Do you mean 3 times bigger mass? Do you mean 3 times bigger radius? Do you mean 3 times bigger volume?
Those are three different things. Changing any of these will affect the Earth’s gravity. The acceleration due to gravity is given by: g=GM/R2=9.8m/s2 G is the gravitational constant, 6.67x10−11m3kg−1s−2 M is the mass of the Earth, 5.972x1024kg R is the radius of the Earth, 6,371km or 3,959mi If mass increases by 3 times, but radius stays the same, then the Earth’s gravitational pull would be 3 times bigger. If the radius was 3 times bigger with the same mass, than the gravitational pull would be 1/9th instead. If both the mass and radius were 3 times bigger, the gravity would be would be 1/3rd. If density is what you are holding constant then if the volume is 3 times bigger, then the mass would also be 3 times bigger. The radius in this case would be 3√3≃1.44 times what it was before and the gravity would be 9√3≃2.08 times what it was before. If density is what you are holding constant and the radius is 3 times bigger, then the mass would be 27 times bigger, and the gravity would be 3 times bigger. In any circumstance you are increasing the radius, you are increasing that much squared in terms of the Earth’s surface area too, as well as the inertia involved with its rotation. Any changes to the Earth’s surface gravity would have huge ramifications for life on Earth, its atmosphere, and its oceans. Any change in the mass would effect the orbit of the moon, and tides. Basically it all depends on what specific aspect of the Earth we’re talking about and what changes with it. I wish my car never ran out of fuel |
granted, but now the steering wheel won't work.
i wish i owned a private jet. |
Granted, but it's your private jet made of cardboard.
I wish the words 'earth big' had an extremely simplistic meaning. |
Granted, but now the words are meaningless to you and only you
I wish working from home was easy for me |
Granted but you work at the pig farm in your bedroom.
I wish I hated unhealthy food |
Granted, but it doesn't make healthy food taste any better so now you hate all food.
I wish I could skateboard like Tony Hawk |
Granted, you also turn his age, which currently is 52.
I wish for a carrot |
That's it?! A carrot! You can wish for ANYTHING and you wish for a carrot...here you go🥕
I wish that I could sing very well |
Granted, but you sing so well that every singer on Earth wants to kill you out of envy.
I wish for inmortality |
Granted but, you have to watch your loved ones die generation after generation for the rest of time.
I wish to be smarter |
Granted, but the sheer amount of smartness you've acquired drives you insane.
I wish i had money |
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