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Granted then the entire animal kingdom barring humans team up and overthrow humanity
I wish human lifespans were 10 times longer |
Granted, but the bodies will fall apart when the human lifespan is 10 times longer.
I wish I had a bathroom in the hallway and not inside another room that is not mine. |
Granted. But it's now the only bathroom in existence, so the government annexes it and charges you and others for using it.
I wish candy was good for you. |
Granted, but they will cost $150+ each.
I wish rent is not expensive. |
Granted, but what you’re renting can’t be more then a hotel two-bedroom in size
I wish there was a way to get Darkrai in UsUm. |
Granted, but it can only be done by paying an expensive fee :p
I wish I didn't have a runny nose :/ |
Granted, but now you have a fungus on your toe.
I wish I was good at drawing. |
Granting. you can draw ditto extremely well, but only that Pokemon.
I wish I could become a darkrai master in Pokken DX |
Granted but you can't play the game!
I wish I'm not really hungry right now |
Granted, but your parents make you eat anyways.
I wish I did not have allergies. |
Granted, but you’re always sick.
I wish that I was respected. |
Granted but you will be restricted to present your view on a topic because you may lose respect
I wish I could meet my online friend IRL everyday |
Granted, but your online friend lied about his/her age and turns out to be old.
I wish I did not have poor social skills. |
Granted. They're so good now that everyone is friends with you making life much harder
I wish my family wasn't annoying |
Granted but then you become literally invisible to them and can no longer interact.
I wish I could leap through time |
Granted, but only by a second.
I wish I could have a irl direhorse(avatar) |
Granted, but everyone blocks your avatar.
I wish my mom is not annoying. |
Granted, she’s so nice she’s annoying
I wish for a pet Dusk Lycanroc as a loving companion (also the direhorse is from the movie avatar, not as my own avatar.) |
Granted, but it has rabies.
I wish everyday is a fun day for me. |
Same. Granted, but every night is the worst night!
I wish this 2018 is much more better than 2017. |
Granted, but not for you.
I wish for a boneless pizza |
Granted but the pizza would be made of plastic
I wish for a better username :p |
Granted but then your account gets deleted
I wish the next wish to be not corrupted |
Granted, but everything else is corrupted.
I wish I could listen to the song 1741 over and over again on my phone’s song album |
Granted, but it's all the sound that your phone will make. Any call you receive is replaced with the song on repeat, alarms are the song on repeat, every time you tap the screen or press a button the song plays in its entirety and your phone will never die or break.
I wish that I could become a famous painter. |
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