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Granted but the rainbow is on the other side of the world
I wish wizards were real |
granted but theyre only evil wizards
i wish frogs could sing |
Granted but singing frogs are going to be extinct soon (well that's the sad reality if anything like this happens but NVM)
I wish the touch screens enable us to feel the texture of the pics and etc. |
Granted, and it’s horribly innacurate.
I wish I had an infinite amount of sweet jelly beans |
Granted but the jelly beans will come in a variety of different flavors and you have a 1/1000 chance of acquiring a jelly bean suitable to your tastes, all others being repulsive.
I wish I could happily live forever after with the person I love. |
granted, but they no longer love you
i wish i could shapeshift |
Granted, but only into a few specific shapes: DItto, a modern chair, and a big tree.
I wish school didn’t exist |
granted, but its because a nuclear war has started
i wish that i could play guitar |
Granted, but no one likes the sound of your playing.
I wish unicorns existed. |
granted, but they're the kind that eat people
i wish turtles could fly |
Granted, but they only fly when they are not around humans.
I wish I could play Zoombinis on my new computer. |
Granted but you lost your password of your new computer
I wish that I get money from air (oh yes money means USD) |
granted, but Mr. Air is really evasive so you have to hunt him down whenever you want more
I wish I could talk to spirits |
Granted, but you die as soon as you do
I wish this wish isn’t corrupted. |
Granted, although the wish wants to be a politician.
I wish to meet Jim Carrey |
Granted, but he called the cops on you and you died in jail.
I wish people who make rude insults die from choking right after. |
granted, but so do the people who were insulted.
i wish my back didn't hurt |
Granted, you got a back surgery but the doctor had to put snakes inside you and they are biting you while living inside you.
I wish my socks will stop disappearing. |
granted, but now your other clothes disappear on a more frequent basis
i wish that my headphones worked |
Granted, but nothing that you can hook them up with works.
I wish I knew if I should watch the Digimon anime.(is it good, for real?) |
Granted but once you start watching Digimon, Pokemon will no longer be of existence to you.
I wish I didn't have stairs. |
Granted but now you can't access the the upper floors or basement of your house.
I wish highschool assignments were easy to complete. |
granted, but now you're stuck in highschool for the rest of your life doing them on repeat
I wish I had a pet crab |
Granted, but the crab pinches you, hates being held, and keeps banging on its tank.
I wish physical pain did not exist. |
granted, but now you experience emotional pain 1000x stronger
I wish that tupac was still alive |
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