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XNaut January 13th, 2018 7:33 PM

Granted, but you die in his place.

I wish I had a harp.

Mooshgo January 13th, 2018 7:39 PM

Granted, but it takes up so much space that you have to get rid of your other prized possessions just to keep the harp.

I wish my internet wouldn't slow down at night.

Sonata January 13th, 2018 7:41 PM

granted, but now its always slow

I wish I could eat bacon every day

VoltYellow January 13th, 2018 7:45 PM

Granted but you gain 1kg weight per 1 gram bacon
Choice is yours :p
I wish I was as fast as The Flash

Mooshgo January 13th, 2018 7:48 PM

Granted, but you run so fast that you can't stop yourself to look both ways before crossing the street. And we all know what happens if you don't look both ways.

I wish cancer would be cured.

Sonata January 13th, 2018 7:53 PM

granted, but it creates a more powerful new disease killing people twice as fast

I wish that I could make popcorn from my fingers

Mooshgo January 13th, 2018 8:14 PM

Granted, but you can't stop the production of popcorn so eventually the Earth is flooded in popcorn.

I wish Mars was colonized.

XNaut January 13th, 2018 8:21 PM

Granted, but people die from hypothermia. Mars is considered the coldest planet in the universe.

I wish I was 8 inches taller.

Sonata January 14th, 2018 3:12 PM

granted, but you put on 200 pounds to get to it

I wish my phone battery never died

XNaut January 14th, 2018 3:21 PM

Granted, but your car blew up.

I wish I played in an orchestra.

Sonata January 14th, 2018 3:27 PM

granted, but you play the finger cymbals

i wish I was on a football team

Pure Essence January 14th, 2018 3:40 PM

Granted, but your horrible at it

I wish I could speak fluent French and English and also read them

XNaut January 14th, 2018 4:38 PM

Granted but every minute you talk, a bird comes and pecks you on the head.

I wish I was good at cooking.

Sonata January 14th, 2018 4:50 PM

granted, but now people won't leave you alone about making them food every few hours

I wish I was a drug dealer

ZeoStar January 14th, 2018 5:20 PM

Granted, but you eventually go to prison

I wish for a sketchbook

XNaut January 14th, 2018 5:27 PM

Granted, but you keep returning the sketchbooks you get and you're never satisfied with the sketchbooks you get.

I wish I could float on air.

Sonata January 14th, 2018 6:38 PM

granted, but you're prone to flying away

I wish I could make bad foods taste good again

Mooshgo January 14th, 2018 6:53 PM

Granted, but they taste so good that everything else tastes so bad that they're inedible.

I wish hiking was easier.

XNaut January 14th, 2018 6:59 PM

Granted, but you got kidnapped.

I wish Tubi had some movies I wanted to watch.

Sonata January 14th, 2018 7:09 PM

granted, but now those movies are all that you can watch for the rest of your life.

I wish I could be a great author

XNaut January 14th, 2018 8:31 PM

Granted, but no one likes your books.

I wish the Casting Directors didn't dismiss me at the audition.

Sonata January 14th, 2018 11:52 PM

granted, but now you're an extra in C movies.

I wish I didn't have to use the bathroom

Fritz January 15th, 2018 11:39 AM

Granted, but it's because bathrooms no longer exist

I wish I could choose for myself who the President of the United States is

XNaut January 15th, 2018 1:27 PM

Granted, but the President gets assassinated afterwards.

I wish blended iced teas are healthy.

NathanBros January 19th, 2018 3:56 PM

Granted, but now they taste unacceptable horrible to you.

I wish Trump decided go fishing and resign.


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