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Granted, but you die in his place.
I wish I had a harp. |
Granted, but it takes up so much space that you have to get rid of your other prized possessions just to keep the harp.
I wish my internet wouldn't slow down at night. |
granted, but now its always slow
I wish I could eat bacon every day |
Granted but you gain 1kg weight per 1 gram bacon
Choice is yours :p I wish I was as fast as The Flash |
Granted, but you run so fast that you can't stop yourself to look both ways before crossing the street. And we all know what happens if you don't look both ways.
I wish cancer would be cured. |
granted, but it creates a more powerful new disease killing people twice as fast
I wish that I could make popcorn from my fingers |
Granted, but you can't stop the production of popcorn so eventually the Earth is flooded in popcorn.
I wish Mars was colonized. |
Granted, but people die from hypothermia. Mars is considered the coldest planet in the universe.
I wish I was 8 inches taller. |
granted, but you put on 200 pounds to get to it
I wish my phone battery never died |
Granted, but your car blew up.
I wish I played in an orchestra. |
granted, but you play the finger cymbals
i wish I was on a football team |
Granted, but your horrible at it
I wish I could speak fluent French and English and also read them |
Granted but every minute you talk, a bird comes and pecks you on the head.
I wish I was good at cooking. |
granted, but now people won't leave you alone about making them food every few hours
I wish I was a drug dealer |
Granted, but you eventually go to prison
I wish for a sketchbook |
Granted, but you keep returning the sketchbooks you get and you're never satisfied with the sketchbooks you get.
I wish I could float on air. |
granted, but you're prone to flying away
I wish I could make bad foods taste good again |
Granted, but they taste so good that everything else tastes so bad that they're inedible.
I wish hiking was easier. |
Granted, but you got kidnapped.
I wish Tubi had some movies I wanted to watch. |
granted, but now those movies are all that you can watch for the rest of your life.
I wish I could be a great author |
Granted, but no one likes your books.
I wish the Casting Directors didn't dismiss me at the audition. |
granted, but now you're an extra in C movies.
I wish I didn't have to use the bathroom |
Granted, but it's because bathrooms no longer exist
I wish I could choose for myself who the President of the United States is |
Granted, but the President gets assassinated afterwards.
I wish blended iced teas are healthy. |
Granted, but now they taste unacceptable horrible to you.
I wish Trump decided go fishing and resign. |
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