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ZeoStar March 29th, 2018 3:47 PM

Granted, but you have to pay $100 every time you want to use the power

I wish for a BMX bike

XNaut March 29th, 2018 4:23 PM

Granted, but it attracts dogs who will instantly become ferocious every time you ride on it and every dog you ride past will all chase you, wanting to bite you.

I wish to be a good writer.

TY March 30th, 2018 1:23 AM

Granted, but its in a language no one can understand

I wish I wasnt useless

PageEmp March 30th, 2018 5:40 AM

Granted but then you become so useful that everyone wants you to be in their job and you’d probably be really busy.

I wish my phone never ran out of battery.

XNaut March 30th, 2018 12:24 PM

Granted, now your phone bill gets raised up to 95%.

I wish I had friends who can live with me in an apartment.

TY March 30th, 2018 12:49 PM

granted, but the apartment is full with issues

I wish I lived in another country

ZeoStar March 30th, 2018 5:21 PM

Granted, you now live on your own in war torn Syria.

I wish for $1,000,000,000 in gta online

XNaut March 30th, 2018 5:58 PM

Granted, but you get hacked.

I wish the GM's on the Webzen forums would ban rude players bashing and insulting on the forums.

TY March 31st, 2018 7:53 AM

granted, but its a 1 day ban

I wish I had a lifetime supply of pizza

strangerhypno March 31st, 2018 9:37 PM

Granted but now you have to finish all of it or else it'll go away in 2 years

I wish I had a movie theater to myself that I could watch any movie in

Adam Levine May 17th, 2018 11:48 PM

Granted. No audio plays, however.

I wish I was a little buffer.

Enpatsu Shakugan May 17th, 2018 11:50 PM

Granted, but you're equivalently diminished downstairs.

I wish my boss could learn some tact.

peter McLightning May 18th, 2018 4:07 AM

Granted, but he died the next day because of cancer.

I wish my enemies to get death.

Hyzenthlay May 18th, 2018 8:49 AM

Granted, but they'll now forever haunt you as spectres, jinxing your every move!

I wish I had the first edition of Watership Down.

XNaut May 18th, 2018 12:31 PM

Granted, but the first edition book is damaged and some of the pages are missing.

I wish I was always confident.

strangerhypno May 18th, 2018 2:45 PM

Granted but now people are extra mean to you.

I wish I could never be bored.

Adam Levine May 22nd, 2018 7:39 AM

Granted. You are now panicked 24/7, so there's no way you can be bored with that!

I wish I was slightly stronger.

Enpatsu Shakugan May 22nd, 2018 7:50 AM

Granted, but all that means is now you're only a *slightly* stronger complete wimp.

I wish people I actually love talking with would be the ones to reply back instantaneously, not the "eh" ones.

ZeoStar May 26th, 2018 6:00 PM

Granted, but every reply turns extremely passive aggressive.

I wish I wasn't a bad chess player

XNaut May 26th, 2018 6:06 PM

Granted, your skilled chess playing causes you to get out of your Pokemon fandom.

I wish I did not have sleeping problems.

TY May 26th, 2018 10:56 PM

granted, you sleep now 23 hours a day

I wish timezones did not exist

Tsutarja May 29th, 2018 5:14 AM

Granted, but now it's sunlight at midnight and dark in the middle of the day.

I wish that it was cooler outside for once

TY May 29th, 2018 8:27 AM

granted, it is now -30 degrees Celsius

I wish these final exams were not so ridiculous

XNaut May 29th, 2018 11:06 AM

Granted, but you will never get further in school if you don't take these ridiculous final exams.

I wish dogs will stop barking.

TY May 29th, 2018 11:18 AM

granted, they now meow

I wish life was easier


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