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Granted, but you have to pay $100 every time you want to use the power
I wish for a BMX bike |
Granted, but it attracts dogs who will instantly become ferocious every time you ride on it and every dog you ride past will all chase you, wanting to bite you.
I wish to be a good writer. |
Granted, but its in a language no one can understand
I wish I wasnt useless |
Granted but then you become so useful that everyone wants you to be in their job and you’d probably be really busy.
I wish my phone never ran out of battery. |
Granted, now your phone bill gets raised up to 95%.
I wish I had friends who can live with me in an apartment. |
granted, but the apartment is full with issues
I wish I lived in another country |
Granted, you now live on your own in war torn Syria.
I wish for $1,000,000,000 in gta online |
Granted, but you get hacked.
I wish the GM's on the Webzen forums would ban rude players bashing and insulting on the forums. |
granted, but its a 1 day ban
I wish I had a lifetime supply of pizza |
Granted but now you have to finish all of it or else it'll go away in 2 years
I wish I had a movie theater to myself that I could watch any movie in |
Granted. No audio plays, however.
I wish I was a little buffer. |
Granted, but you're equivalently diminished downstairs.
I wish my boss could learn some tact. |
Granted, but he died the next day because of cancer.
I wish my enemies to get death. |
Granted, but they'll now forever haunt you as spectres, jinxing your every move!
I wish I had the first edition of Watership Down. |
Granted, but the first edition book is damaged and some of the pages are missing.
I wish I was always confident. |
Granted but now people are extra mean to you.
I wish I could never be bored. |
Granted. You are now panicked 24/7, so there's no way you can be bored with that!
I wish I was slightly stronger. |
Granted, but all that means is now you're only a *slightly* stronger complete wimp.
I wish people I actually love talking with would be the ones to reply back instantaneously, not the "eh" ones. |
Granted, but every reply turns extremely passive aggressive.
I wish I wasn't a bad chess player |
Granted, your skilled chess playing causes you to get out of your Pokemon fandom.
I wish I did not have sleeping problems. |
granted, you sleep now 23 hours a day
I wish timezones did not exist |
Granted, but now it's sunlight at midnight and dark in the middle of the day.
I wish that it was cooler outside for once |
granted, it is now -30 degrees Celsius
I wish these final exams were not so ridiculous |
Granted, but you will never get further in school if you don't take these ridiculous final exams.
I wish dogs will stop barking. |
granted, they now meow
I wish life was easier |
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