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Granted. But money no longer has any buying power and you're locked into your contract.
I wish I had a cheeseburger. |
Granted. It's been left out in the open since 2015. Eat up.
I wish I had a deluxe, fully-functioning gaming PC. |
Granted, but each game you purchase requires a monthly subscription of £300
I wish that we could have snow without it causing travel problems |
Granted. The year is 2050. It has been snowing nonstop for 30 years. Travel is not an issue because there is no longer anywhere to go.
I wish I could be well rested without having to go to bed earlier. |
Granted. You are well rested but you sleep for 16 hours every time you go to sleep.
I wish I woke up tomorrow as Maylene from Pokemon. |
Granted. But pokemon still don't exist here and now you have no purpose without them.
I wish I could master every instrument and be able to play them for people at any time. |
Granted. But everyone is now deaf.
I wish I could go back in time to the 90s. |
Granted, but no one recognizes you and you're homeless now.
I wish I had a bodybuilder physique. |
Granted. You have a bodybuilder physique but you now are too muscular to fit through doors or fit in cars and you break everything you touch.
I wish I was the fattest person on Earth. |
Granted.
I wish this wish would not get horribly corrupted |
Granted, but I'm gonna use up my wish to wish that I could corrupt your wish (I'm sure that made sense).
You arebanned from this thread for creating a wish paradox. Also I don't even know anymore what happens after this. |
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Can I wish that all previous wishes never happen so we can start again fresh?
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Granted, but the wishmakers still remember how their wishes were corrupted
I wish to rid myself of my fear of moths |
Granted. you no longer fear moths but your house is now infested with moths.
I wish for world peace. |
Granted. Everyone is frozen in place forever. War is no more.
I wish I had a kitten. |
Granted, it eventually grows up to be monstrous in size, appearance, and behaviour. Also, it doesn't obey your commands often.
I wish I have a meal from Olive Garden right now. |
Granted. However your meal is cold and burnt and smells funny.
I wish I had long toenails. |
Granted. Literally all your socks have holes now.
I wish I wasn't sad right now. |
Granted. You are no longer sad but everyone you love and cherish are now permanently sad.
I wish my socks didn't have holes in them. |
Granted, but only because the holes grew so big that the socks ceased to exist
I wish that cups of tea would stay hot forever |
Granted. I don't think there's anything to corrupt here I mean no one can drink tea anymore because it stays scalding hot forever.
I wish I was a better graphic designer. |
Granted, but your computer is now dead. You'll have to pay for a new one with the money from your new job as a graphic desi- oh wait.
I wish I could do a perfect high five every time. |
Granted. But now you can only high five people and nothing else with your hands like shake hands or thumbs up people.
I wish I could walk/run/jump in high heels of any height with no problems. |
Granted, but you still are wearing high heels so it won't be comfy.
I wish I could play the new Animal Crossing right now. |
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