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Roni September 16th, 2020 5:13 AM

Granted. They're all discovered to be counterfeit and you're headed to cell block tango land.

I wish I could come up with more cool wish prompts.

Pure Essence September 16th, 2020 9:19 AM

Granted. You can only come up with prompts about cold things.

I wish my schoolwork didn't take forever

Vildiac October 14th, 2020 5:49 AM

Granted, but now your schoolwork is significantly more difficult.

I wish that Pokemon were real

Roni October 14th, 2020 7:30 AM

Granted. A Scyther cuts your head off clean.

I wish I was financially stable for life.

Vildiac October 14th, 2020 9:46 AM

Granted, but due to what it took to become financially stable, you've alienated all of your friends and loved ones.

I wish I could move out of the UK.

Sapphire Rose October 15th, 2020 7:06 AM

Granted but you instead live beneath a bridge in the rainy Germany.

I wish people were nicer to each other.

Vildiac October 15th, 2020 10:38 AM

Granted, but now all animals are evil.

I wish I could fly like a bird.

RadEmpoleon October 28th, 2020 9:29 AM

Granted, but birds attack you every time you fly.

I wish I had a better wish

Roni October 29th, 2020 1:23 AM

Granted. You think of a great wish but you already used it up, silly.

I wish my brain had regular/stable serotonin levels like it did in my youth.

CelloX January 6th, 2021 5:59 PM

Granted, you are a kid again, but have all the same adult responsibilities

I wish for peace in America

Roni January 6th, 2021 6:46 PM

granted, this is the only safe bubble left as literally everyone else is full on World War 3.

i wish every single thread in PC was active 24/7.

CelloX January 6th, 2021 8:43 PM

Granted, its all bots

I wish my switch didn't have joycon drift :(

Roni January 7th, 2021 12:20 AM

granted, the joycon's now completely torn off. no more drifting!

i wish covid never existed

CelloX January 7th, 2021 9:25 AM

Granted, but ww3 happened instead

I wish for a fluffy poodle

Tsutarja January 7th, 2021 12:57 PM

Granted, but the poodle's vet bill was $10,000 per visit

I wish for peace and no more unrest in this nation

Duck January 7th, 2021 4:05 PM

Granted. There's a civil war so now you have war and unrest between two nations.

I wish for ice cream.

Roni January 7th, 2021 7:50 PM

granted, but i just picked it up off the ground somewhere. just tack off the dirty bits and you're good.

i wish my teeth were pearly white

Duck January 8th, 2021 3:56 AM

Granted. They're all gone and know you have a pearl denture.

I wish for this wish to not be granted.

Roni January 8th, 2021 4:25 AM

the universe implodes thanks to the paradox you've created. dang it.

i wish the universe was back to normal

Allen303 January 8th, 2021 5:04 AM

Granted but thanos take over it!
I wish captain America gets young again!

Roni January 8th, 2021 5:15 AM

granted, but we went too far and now he's literally back to being a helpless toddler. since you wished for it, he's your responsibility now Allen :p

i wish i had the motivation to practice guitar...

CelloX January 8th, 2021 7:22 AM

Granted, you are obssessed now and all you can think of is playing guitar

I wish I had a donut

Duck January 8th, 2021 8:00 AM

Granted. You had a donut somewhen in your life, you don't have one now.

I wish I didn't have to work, but still get paid.

Roni January 8th, 2021 3:24 PM

Granted. You're given a lifetime paid leave, but in exchange you're paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish I knew how to skateboard

Allen303 January 8th, 2021 7:42 PM

Granted but while learning it you broke it and that was the last skateboard in the world!
I wish i could work with c418 (a famous musician of different games ) and chainsmokers hugh....................


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