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Granted. They're all discovered to be counterfeit and you're headed to cell block tango land.
I wish I could come up with more cool wish prompts. |
Granted. You can only come up with prompts about cold things.
I wish my schoolwork didn't take forever |
Granted, but now your schoolwork is significantly more difficult.
I wish that Pokemon were real |
Granted. A Scyther cuts your head off clean.
I wish I was financially stable for life. |
Granted, but due to what it took to become financially stable, you've alienated all of your friends and loved ones.
I wish I could move out of the UK. |
Granted but you instead live beneath a bridge in the rainy Germany.
I wish people were nicer to each other. |
Granted, but now all animals are evil.
I wish I could fly like a bird. |
Granted, but birds attack you every time you fly.
I wish I had a better wish |
Granted. You think of a great wish but you already used it up, silly.
I wish my brain had regular/stable serotonin levels like it did in my youth. |
Granted, you are a kid again, but have all the same adult responsibilities
I wish for peace in America |
granted, this is the only safe bubble left as literally everyone else is full on World War 3.
i wish every single thread in PC was active 24/7. |
Granted, its all bots
I wish my switch didn't have joycon drift :( |
granted, the joycon's now completely torn off. no more drifting!
i wish covid never existed |
Granted, but ww3 happened instead
I wish for a fluffy poodle |
Granted, but the poodle's vet bill was $10,000 per visit
I wish for peace and no more unrest in this nation |
Granted. There's a civil war so now you have war and unrest between two nations.
I wish for ice cream. |
granted, but i just picked it up off the ground somewhere. just tack off the dirty bits and you're good.
i wish my teeth were pearly white |
Granted. They're all gone and know you have a pearl denture.
I wish for this wish to not be granted. |
the universe implodes thanks to the paradox you've created. dang it.
i wish the universe was back to normal |
Granted but thanos take over it!
I wish captain America gets young again! |
granted, but we went too far and now he's literally back to being a helpless toddler. since you wished for it, he's your responsibility now Allen :p
i wish i had the motivation to practice guitar... |
Granted, you are obssessed now and all you can think of is playing guitar
I wish I had a donut |
Granted. You had a donut somewhen in your life, you don't have one now.
I wish I didn't have to work, but still get paid. |
Granted. You're given a lifetime paid leave, but in exchange you're paralyzed from the neck down.
I wish I knew how to skateboard |
Granted but while learning it you broke it and that was the last skateboard in the world!
I wish i could work with c418 (a famous musician of different games ) and chainsmokers hugh.................... |
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