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You certainly can, sadly they won't take your contact attempts seriously.
I wish for a penny |
Granted, but you will never see another dollar. This penny is all the money you will make for the rest of your life. Use it wisely.
I wish to inherit a beautiful mansion from an eccentric philanthropist tomorrow. |
Granted... but it's haunted by a ghost that will stop at nothing to make you his bride.
I wish to have the ability to fly amongst the stars. |
Granted. You really should have wished for that to come with thermal protection and an oxygen supply, though.
I wish for a pizza, straight from the oven. |
Granted, although a pizza made from oven parts doesn't sound very tasty.
I wish for the Genie to die, a slow, painful death. |
Granted as soon I finish my next sentence. You're the genie now. Congratulations!
I wish for a glass of drinkable water |
Granted, here's your glass of water straight from the Hudson River. You never clarified whether the water should be good for you, only that it can be ingested.
I wish for a singing telegram to stub her toe on my mailbox. |
She does and subsequently sues you for damages.
I wish the day had 25 hours |
Granted but you have to spend the last hour every day combing Donald Trump's hair.
I wish for a new pair of boots |
granted. all clocks are completely wrong now and will have to be remade.
i wish we had an extra rest day between saturday and sunday |
Granted. You must spend all 24h of that day in bed.
I wish it weren't so hot here. |
Granted. The temperature is permanently in the negatives.
I wish my friend's dog didn't run away |
Granted. The dog has no legs, now it rolls away.
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...i wish i could think of a wish right now
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Granted but that wish was to eat raw celery for every meal. Forever. mwahahahaha
I wish for a denim jacket... |
granted, but it hasn't been washed for the last 2 years
i wish i weren't a forgetful person |
Granted. You remember everything. The mental overload leaves you with severe migraines.
I wish for a Nintendo Switch acquired through legal means. |
granted, but it's DOA and the warranty's nowhere to be found
i wish i were ambidextrous |
Granted, you also have that one disorder where one of your hands has a mind of its own.
I wish I wasn't allergic to dogs |
Granted, but the first one you pet bites your hand off.
I wish for the movie theatres to be open again |
granted, but they're all playing Shrek 3
i wish i didn't have back pains |
Granted, but you will feel pain in every part of your body.
I wish that no one can corrupt my wish. |
Granted. I called my colleague and the two of us combined corrupted your wish.
I wish for a wish |
granted, but uhh, you've already used it up... so...
i wish i could double post on this thread without being banned |
You can, but doing so will wipe the servers clean.
I wish I aced my last exam |
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