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Duck January 9th, 2021 4:13 AM

You certainly can, sadly they won't take your contact attempts seriously.

I wish for a penny

VisionofMilotic January 9th, 2021 6:54 AM

Granted, but you will never see another dollar. This penny is all the money you will make for the rest of your life. Use it wisely.

I wish to inherit a beautiful mansion from an eccentric philanthropist tomorrow.

Starlight January 9th, 2021 10:27 AM

Granted... but it's haunted by a ghost that will stop at nothing to make you his bride.

I wish to have the ability to fly amongst the stars.

Duck January 9th, 2021 3:14 PM

Granted. You really should have wished for that to come with thermal protection and an oxygen supply, though.

I wish for a pizza, straight from the oven.

YellowTemperment January 9th, 2021 5:11 PM

Granted, although a pizza made from oven parts doesn't sound very tasty.

I wish for the Genie to die, a slow, painful death.

Duck January 9th, 2021 5:27 PM

Granted as soon I finish my next sentence. You're the genie now. Congratulations!

I wish for a glass of drinkable water

YellowTemperment January 9th, 2021 5:50 PM

Granted, here's your glass of water straight from the Hudson River. You never clarified whether the water should be good for you, only that it can be ingested.

I wish for a singing telegram to stub her toe on my mailbox.

Duck January 10th, 2021 4:59 AM

She does and subsequently sues you for damages.

I wish the day had 25 hours

Starlight January 10th, 2021 8:10 AM

Granted but you have to spend the last hour every day combing Donald Trump's hair.

I wish for a new pair of boots

Roni January 10th, 2021 8:11 AM

granted. all clocks are completely wrong now and will have to be remade.

i wish we had an extra rest day between saturday and sunday

Duck January 11th, 2021 3:04 PM

Granted. You must spend all 24h of that day in bed.

I wish it weren't so hot here.

RadEmpoleon January 11th, 2021 4:31 PM

Granted. The temperature is permanently in the negatives.

I wish my friend's dog didn't run away

Figure January 11th, 2021 4:59 PM

Granted. The dog has no legs, now it rolls away.

Roni January 12th, 2021 5:49 AM

...i wish i could think of a wish right now

Starlight January 12th, 2021 6:25 AM

Granted but that wish was to eat raw celery for every meal. Forever. mwahahahaha

I wish for a denim jacket...

Roni January 12th, 2021 6:58 AM

granted, but it hasn't been washed for the last 2 years

i wish i weren't a forgetful person

Duck January 12th, 2021 8:55 AM

Granted. You remember everything. The mental overload leaves you with severe migraines.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch acquired through legal means.

Roni January 12th, 2021 9:03 AM

granted, but it's DOA and the warranty's nowhere to be found

i wish i were ambidextrous

CelloX January 13th, 2021 7:48 PM

Granted, you also have that one disorder where one of your hands has a mind of its own.

I wish I wasn't allergic to dogs

Starlight January 13th, 2021 7:55 PM

Granted, but the first one you pet bites your hand off.

I wish for the movie theatres to be open again

Roni January 13th, 2021 8:39 PM

granted, but they're all playing Shrek 3

i wish i didn't have back pains

Dave January 14th, 2021 4:28 AM

Granted, but you will feel pain in every part of your body.

I wish that no one can corrupt my wish.

Duck January 14th, 2021 4:52 AM

Granted. I called my colleague and the two of us combined corrupted your wish.

I wish for a wish

Roni January 14th, 2021 6:10 AM

granted, but uhh, you've already used it up... so...

i wish i could double post on this thread without being banned

Duck January 14th, 2021 7:15 AM

You can, but doing so will wipe the servers clean.

I wish I aced my last exam


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