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Granted, they figure out you used a wish and you are punished for cheating
I wish for the ability to rewind time |
granted, but it will only keep sending you back to March 17, 2002 for no reason. and you can't go back forward in time either.
i wish i'd be motivated enough right now to finish my tasks... |
Granted. But now you're too tired to actually do them.
I wish for an apple |
Granted. It's rotten beyond belief.
I wish I had another day off of school |
Granted, you're expelled. Now you have a whole year of day offs!
I wish for an ice cube |
granted. it manifests directly into your lungs.
i wish i was an avid reader of books |
Granted but you will remain for it only 3 secs.
I wish I can Become The Happy Blue Face and quit dark assassin skill (I found this name in corrupt tge isername above, but I am in a doubt that would it be corrupted or Purified??) |
Granted. You get colloidal silver poisoning and your face is stuck in a permanent grin.
I wish for a pizza |
granted. i found a slice in the trash just now. here you go.
i wish i had a healthy meal plan for this week |
Granted. Here's your plan, but you only get the plan, you can't have food.
I wish for a cherry blossom tree in my garden that blooms all year. |
Granted. The money needed to create artificial weather and soil conditions for these ruined you financially though.
I wish for a Tamagotchi |
granted, but every exam going forward will be nothing but failures :c
i wish i was earning triple my salary while still doing the same amount of work |
I think you went page diving Roni 😂
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I wish for a new laptop |
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granted, but it's filled with b e a n s i wish i didn't feel embarrassed right now |
Granted but you lose ALL your emotions forever.
I wish to go to Japan |
granted, but you only get to go to either Nagasaki or Hiroshima. and it's 1945 btw.
i wish i had bought google and amazon stock in the late 90s |
Granted, but you sold them at a loss later that day.
I wish mario kart was real |
granted, but blue shells now exist irl and cause massive damage to roads regularly
i wish i was a professional driver |
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i'll grant a wish even though the user above didn't make one, because i'm just that kind of genie. user above now has 7 toes on one foot.
i still wish to be a professional driver tho... |
Granted but your vehicle has a design failure and you end up causing a massive car crash
I wish for a pollution-free boat that allows me to soar the seas |
granted, but it comes with a minor flaw that... makes it sink like a rock after an hour of use. oh well, at least no pollution right?
i wish all the trash in the world got transported light years away into other galaxies. |
granted, but that trash contains unstable virus and bacteria. After interacting with the sun radiation and nuclear waste, they mutate and evolve into sapient beings that hunt mankind to extinction.
I wish cov*d didn't exist |
Granted. The world's gone back to the early 1700s where Small Pox was still a thing.
I wish for a pancake |
granted. i've even prechewed it for you so you just have to swallow it!
i wish i were funny |
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