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Granted. You're funny... looking.
I wish to be able to fly |
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granted, but you can only do so while sustaining a solid C#5. i wish i had begun posting around PC back in 2016 |
Granted. At the time the forum was barren and without form, leaving you to post alone in an empty ghostforum.
I wish it weren't so hot here. |
granted. it's now -400c. might wanna get a jacket.
i wish my eyes weren't hurting right now |
Granted. Everything else hurts now.
I wish that shooting stars actually granted wishes |
granted, but they crash land on earth and decimate a small settlement each time a wish comes true.
i wish my Turtwig plush were a real Turtwig |
Granted but you feed it after midnight, it becomes Torterra, and crushes everything in your house including you.
I wish I could understand animals |
Granted, but your senses get overloaded by so many animals speaking to you and you go insane.
I wish i could read minds |
Granted, but your senses get overloaded by so many people thinking around you and you go insane.
I wish I had a bottle of clean, drinkable water. |
Granted but it tastes like celery juice.
I wish my grass never needed cutting |
Granted, but it constantly smells like expired celery juice.
I wish my room was spotless |
Granted, but you lose all artistic tendencies until you mess it up again.
I wish I had garlic bread. |
Granted, but the garlic is raw and separate from the bread
I wish I had a Nintendo Switch. |
Granted but it doesn't work.
I wish I was shorter |
Granted but now no one can see you
I wish I had a PS5 |
Granted but it's been modded and is banned by Sony.
I wish I was rich |
Granted, you now have the richness of a Black Forest Gâteau
I wish for more snow |
Granted but it's the gross, grey, slushy kind you get on the roads after heavy traffic.
I wish for mew to be real |
granted, Mew manifests whenever you interact with your car. you need to battle it everytime that happens. fun times when you need to go somewhere eh?
i wish i weren't sleepy rn |
Granted. You have 15 minutes before you're sleepy again.
I wish the weather were 10 degrees Celsius cooler than it is right now. |
Granted, and unfortunately the change in relative humidity throws off the weather, causing a great storm that floods you out.
I wish I could play a musical instrument well. |
granted. you are now a professional air guitarist.
i wish i could finish reading books within a day regularly. |
Granted but you enjoy none of them.
I wish for chocolate to have zero calories |
granted. all chocolate has now turned into a gaseous state that you can only consume by smelling.
i wish i had a better table and chair at work ugh |
Granted, but now your chair and table have spiders underneath.
I wish I had a week off from work. |
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