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Granted, but the only solution is that all humanity dies instantly. No more shortage.
I wish I had a functioning PS4 to play Bloodborne. |
Granted but, you can't find a copy of Bloodborne anywhere to play
I wish that there were more trees |
Granted, but all the forests are now monocultures of the cheapest trees imaginable, making the ground incredibly sour.
I wish for an interesting RPG to play. |
Granted, but it's Dark Souls :D
I wish Gabe Newel could count to 3 and make Half Life 3, Portal 3, Left 4 Dead 3. |
Granted, but they are locked away in a vault never to be seen by the public.
I wish Level 5 would give us Dark Cloud 3. |
Granted, but its the cursed third game, making it very awful!
I wish regular ships could fly. |
Granted, but now there are countless accidents between ships and planes.
I wish my kitchen weighing scales didn't consume up its battery in a week. |
Granted, now it consumes the battery in a day.
I wish I didn't need to work. |
Granted, but now you're so bored you wish you got to work again. But it doesn't happen!
I wish for more vacation days. |
Granted, but an earthquake starts up every time you take a vacation day.
I wish my house was immune to tornados. |
Granted, but now your region gets earthquakes and your house is not ready.
I wish I had a holiday week. |
granted but, that's the only week that you have off this whole year
I wish I was a billionaire |
granted, but most of the money gets stolen
i wish for a not super old/slow phone |
granted but, since technology is advancing at such a rate your new phone will be obsolete by the time this wish is granted
I wish for 1 million incorruptible wishes |
Granted, but they're too pure for your corrupt mortal body to handle and you will die by attempting to make use of one.
I wish for the most pointless wish possible. |
Granted, you get nothing, but you're still disappointed of how meaningful it seems to you!
I wish for a meteor to strike Earth! |
Granted, but it falls into the Pacific Ocean and only kills two fishes.
Edit: Granted, but it's my 666 post so everything will go wrong :P I wish there was life on Mars. |
Granted, but the life forms are demons and any further interaction with the planet will result in an invasion on Earth.
I wish Jurassic Park was real. |
Granted, but the revived dinosaurs carry old bacteria that cause another epidemia that causes the extinction of the human race.
I wish I could eat chocolate without getting fat. |
Granted, but now chocolate is hard as granite!
I wish for work to be less annoying. |
granted, now every other place is annoying
I wish for world wide peace |
Granted, but this is now playing every day on infinite loop in the background of every day life. There's no stopping it or muting it, it's 24/7 even when sleeping. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkgkThdzX-8&ab
I wish johto starters would get mega evolutions |
Granted but, due to time constraints they won't be included in the upcoming games
I wish Pokemon went back to using sprites instead of 3D models |
Granted, but they're lower quality than the original red/green sprites.
I wish there was a new Pokémon Stadium game. |
Granted, but you need to buy every Pokemon as its own DLC except for Pikachu. Squirtle also costs double the price, for some odd reason.
I wish for a better computer setup. |
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