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StCooler April 5th, 2021 8:27 AM

Granted, but the only solution is that all humanity dies instantly. No more shortage.

I wish I had a functioning PS4 to play Bloodborne.

Squirtlenator April 5th, 2021 3:40 PM

Granted but, you can't find a copy of Bloodborne anywhere to play

I wish that there were more trees

Megan April 5th, 2021 9:33 PM

Granted, but all the forests are now monocultures of the cheapest trees imaginable, making the ground incredibly sour.

I wish for an interesting RPG to play.

StCooler April 6th, 2021 10:21 AM

Granted, but it's Dark Souls :D

I wish Gabe Newel could count to 3 and make Half Life 3, Portal 3, Left 4 Dead 3.

ElBurrito April 6th, 2021 5:56 PM

Granted, but they are locked away in a vault never to be seen by the public.

I wish Level 5 would give us Dark Cloud 3.

Megan April 6th, 2021 10:41 PM

Granted, but its the cursed third game, making it very awful!

I wish regular ships could fly.

StCooler April 6th, 2021 11:15 PM

Granted, but now there are countless accidents between ships and planes.

I wish my kitchen weighing scales didn't consume up its battery in a week.

ElBurrito April 10th, 2021 2:03 PM

Granted, now it consumes the battery in a day.

I wish I didn't need to work.

Megan April 10th, 2021 7:35 PM

Granted, but now you're so bored you wish you got to work again. But it doesn't happen!

I wish for more vacation days.

ElBurrito April 10th, 2021 8:53 PM

Granted, but an earthquake starts up every time you take a vacation day.

I wish my house was immune to tornados.

StCooler April 11th, 2021 1:21 AM

Granted, but now your region gets earthquakes and your house is not ready.

I wish I had a holiday week.

Squirtlenator April 11th, 2021 1:07 PM

granted but, that's the only week that you have off this whole year

I wish I was a billionaire

pokemon fan person April 11th, 2021 1:10 PM

granted, but most of the money gets stolen

i wish for a not super old/slow phone

Squirtlenator April 11th, 2021 2:56 PM

granted but, since technology is advancing at such a rate your new phone will be obsolete by the time this wish is granted

I wish for 1 million incorruptible wishes

ElBurrito April 11th, 2021 5:41 PM

Granted, but they're too pure for your corrupt mortal body to handle and you will die by attempting to make use of one.

I wish for the most pointless wish possible.

Megan April 11th, 2021 8:43 PM

Granted, you get nothing, but you're still disappointed of how meaningful it seems to you!

I wish for a meteor to strike Earth!

StCooler April 12th, 2021 1:30 AM

Granted, but it falls into the Pacific Ocean and only kills two fishes.

Edit: Granted, but it's my 666 post so everything will go wrong :P

I wish there was life on Mars.

ElBurrito April 12th, 2021 8:36 PM

Granted, but the life forms are demons and any further interaction with the planet will result in an invasion on Earth.

I wish Jurassic Park was real.

StCooler April 13th, 2021 12:37 AM

Granted, but the revived dinosaurs carry old bacteria that cause another epidemia that causes the extinction of the human race.

I wish I could eat chocolate without getting fat.

Megan April 13th, 2021 12:40 AM

Granted, but now chocolate is hard as granite!

I wish for work to be less annoying.

Squirtlenator April 13th, 2021 7:51 AM

granted, now every other place is annoying

I wish for world wide peace

ZeoStar April 13th, 2021 2:29 PM

Granted, but this is now playing every day on infinite loop in the background of every day life. There's no stopping it or muting it, it's 24/7 even when sleeping. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkgkThdzX-8&ab

I wish johto starters would get mega evolutions

Squirtlenator April 13th, 2021 4:27 PM

Granted but, due to time constraints they won't be included in the upcoming games

I wish Pokemon went back to using sprites instead of 3D models

ElBurrito April 13th, 2021 6:06 PM

Granted, but they're lower quality than the original red/green sprites.

I wish there was a new Pokémon Stadium game.

Megan April 13th, 2021 8:54 PM

Granted, but you need to buy every Pokemon as its own DLC except for Pikachu. Squirtle also costs double the price, for some odd reason.

I wish for a better computer setup.


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