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Squirtlenator April 20th, 2021 6:44 AM

granted but, the pizza is flat and very tasteless

I wish life was better

StCooler April 20th, 2021 11:52 AM

Granted, but it means that humanity needs to disappear and-

I wish I knew Russian.

ElBurrito April 20th, 2021 1:51 PM

Granted, but now you’re a commie and Red Foreman’s foot wants to have a word with you.

I wish I had a real Squirtle.

Duck April 20th, 2021 2:41 PM

Granted. Have a totally real plushie that's about 20 years old.

I wish I could eat pizza without getting fat

Squirtlenator April 20th, 2021 5:12 PM

granted but, the pizza you see is only an illusion

I wish for a new car...

Megan April 20th, 2021 6:58 PM

Granted, but it is delivered in cube form.

I wish for a new pencil.

ElBurrito April 20th, 2021 9:45 PM

Granted, but the lead/graphite breaks every time you try to write with it.

I wish I had superpowers.

StCooler April 20th, 2021 10:17 PM

Granted. Your two superpowers are:
  1. You can transform, whenever you want, into a tree. (But you cannot move)
  2. Refrigerators now obey you. However, they cannot do much more than open their doors and change the freezing temperature.

I wish my pancakes didn't stick to the pan this morning.

Megan April 21st, 2021 7:31 PM

Granted, but now everything you put in that pan slips right out of it!

I wish I had some new furniture.

StCooler April 22nd, 2021 12:19 AM

Granted, you go to Ikea but every furniture you buy misses screws.

I wish I had 180 IQ.

Starlight April 22nd, 2021 3:02 AM

Granted! Congratulations, your image quality is 180!

I wish for the end of famine.

StCooler April 22nd, 2021 4:35 AM

Granted, the Great Famine of 1315-1317 is now over.

I wish car accidents didn't exist.

Squirtlenator April 22nd, 2021 11:27 AM

granted but, now we get around by animals

I wish for a nice steak dinner...

Megan April 23rd, 2021 8:24 PM

Granted, but the prices are horrendous!

I wish for global pollution to go down.

StCooler April 23rd, 2021 11:21 PM

Granted, but any vehicle that uses gas disappears.

I wish I could run as fast as Usain Bolt.

pokemon fan person April 24th, 2021 9:19 AM

granted, but you have to run 5 miles to actually be that fast

i wish for something to wish for

StCooler April 24th, 2021 10:13 AM

Granted, but you wish for the end of humanity, and it happens without corruption.

I wish I didn't waste that much time on gaming instead of making my fangame :(

Duck April 24th, 2021 12:58 PM

Granted, you finally made the ultimate fan simulator: with a fluid simulation physics engine so complex physics and engineering departments around the world want to use. Shame no one wants to play a game to see how a fan works though.

I wish I could eat sweets without worrying about getting fat or getting cavities.

Megan April 24th, 2021 9:49 PM

Granted, but now every time you eat sweets you need to occupy the toilet afterwards.

I wish for more posts on my post counter.

StCooler April 24th, 2021 11:32 PM

Granted, but now PokéCommunity is renamed MeganCommunity as 99,65% of the total posts are from you.

I wish I had a new computer.

pokemon fan person April 25th, 2021 4:46 PM

granted, but the computer crashes once a day or more

i wish to win a cuteness contest in pokemon platinum

ElBurrito April 25th, 2021 5:04 PM

Granted, but now you can't do anything else in the game as it softlocks you into the winning ceremony.

I wish I hadn't forgotten most of the Spanish I had previously learned.

Megan April 25th, 2021 7:06 PM

Granted, but now you randomly burst out in Spanish idioms.

I wish I could still remember all those Latin lessons from back in the day.

ElBurrito April 25th, 2021 7:09 PM

Granted, but now you constantly summon demons on accident just by thinking.

I wish I was a turtle.

pokemon fan person April 26th, 2021 1:27 PM

granted, youre now permanently a squirtle. you didn’t say anything about turtle pokemon...

i wish for something to wish for!


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