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granted but, the pizza is flat and very tasteless
I wish life was better |
Granted, but it means that humanity needs to disappear and-
I wish I knew Russian. |
Granted, but now you’re a commie and Red Foreman’s foot wants to have a word with you.
I wish I had a real Squirtle. |
Granted. Have a totally real plushie that's about 20 years old.
I wish I could eat pizza without getting fat |
granted but, the pizza you see is only an illusion
I wish for a new car... |
Granted, but it is delivered in cube form.
I wish for a new pencil. |
Granted, but the lead/graphite breaks every time you try to write with it.
I wish I had superpowers. |
Granted. Your two superpowers are:
I wish my pancakes didn't stick to the pan this morning. |
Granted, but now everything you put in that pan slips right out of it!
I wish I had some new furniture. |
Granted, you go to Ikea but every furniture you buy misses screws.
I wish I had 180 IQ. |
Granted! Congratulations, your image quality is 180!
I wish for the end of famine. |
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granted but, now we get around by animals
I wish for a nice steak dinner... |
Granted, but the prices are horrendous!
I wish for global pollution to go down. |
Granted, but any vehicle that uses gas disappears.
I wish I could run as fast as Usain Bolt. |
granted, but you have to run 5 miles to actually be that fast
i wish for something to wish for |
Granted, but you wish for the end of humanity, and it happens without corruption.
I wish I didn't waste that much time on gaming instead of making my fangame :( |
Granted, you finally made the ultimate fan simulator: with a fluid simulation physics engine so complex physics and engineering departments around the world want to use. Shame no one wants to play a game to see how a fan works though.
I wish I could eat sweets without worrying about getting fat or getting cavities. |
Granted, but now every time you eat sweets you need to occupy the toilet afterwards.
I wish for more posts on my post counter. |
Granted, but now PokéCommunity is renamed MeganCommunity as 99,65% of the total posts are from you.
I wish I had a new computer. |
granted, but the computer crashes once a day or more
i wish to win a cuteness contest in pokemon platinum |
Granted, but now you can't do anything else in the game as it softlocks you into the winning ceremony.
I wish I hadn't forgotten most of the Spanish I had previously learned. |
Granted, but now you randomly burst out in Spanish idioms.
I wish I could still remember all those Latin lessons from back in the day. |
Granted, but now you constantly summon demons on accident just by thinking.
I wish I was a turtle. |
granted, youre now permanently a squirtle. you didn’t say anything about turtle pokemon...
i wish for something to wish for! |
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